Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

Phil Fasciana, did an interview with Bill Zebub

I know how you can keep your bus tires from being slashed.
Yeah? Tell me.
You can put a sign on each tire that says “This tire was made by a tar baby.”
I would like to do that, Mr. Bill Zebub., but I don’t think it would go over very well.
I am just trying to help.

These interviews are gold.

 

[Wesker]

This is either the turning point or the beginning of the end.

I'm sure Bam will make thought out, sound decisions. It's what he's known for.

 

[Gian-Luca Caluga]

My favorite MA anecdote is when the sole constant member, Phil Fasciana, did an interview with Bill Zebub in the mid 2000s and they spent the entire interview shittalking each other and calling each other niggers. Bill Zeebub also apparently printed another interview he did with him years prior where he decorated the pages of the zine with swastikas just to fuck with him, which started the "feud".

Oh gods, I've not thought about the Grimoire of Exalted Deeds in years. A proper 'zine, in the 'let's do loads of drugs and start fights with bands we like' tradition. Their Seth Putnam features were remarkable.

Yeah, he's an interesting lad, Phil Fash. Refused to be interviewed by Terrorizer after Miranda Yardley took over, apparently.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I wish that Knoxville would agree to fight him, but then the ring would be setup with the snakepit trap that made Bam cry in Jackass 3.

Boxing match in the anaconda ball pit! Bam would be too shit scared to move. Knoxville would step on an anaconda and get chomped. The only winner would be the audience.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

Most based band since 1995.

Spear of Longinus?

 

[valence]

Bam is back in PA it seems
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This is either the turning point or the beginning of the end. At least Rake is hanging out though:
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Rake looks like a wizard. Always enjoyed him on the show. IIRC he's got a degree in Chemistry, super cool.

 

[Rogowski]

Rake looks like a wizard. Always enjoyed him on the show. IIRC he's got a degree in Chemistry, super cool.

He posts semi-regularly to his Instagram and is clearly one fierce drunk with the drinking power of a frat boy.

 

[CashMoney!]

Bam is like the Lich King of washed up MTV wasters that just refuse to die the trashiest death we know they're capable of. Every time I check front page and feel disappointment that I don't see Bam's lolcow obituary, he automatically adds one month to his lifespan.

 

[Fareal]

Bam and Dunn are the Two Coreys of the early 2000s: the wrong one died and the survivor is an asshole

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Probably the same levels of furtive homosexual activity, too.

 

[Polska krowa]

Bam is back in PA it seems
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This is either the turning point or the beginning of the end. At least Rake is hanging out though:
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Is that Dico on the left in the last one?

 

[CowPox]

Rake looks like a wizard. Always enjoyed him on the show. IIRC he's got a degree in Chemistry, super cool.

He looks like that scottish science guy from youtube, thunderfoot i think...

 

[Bassomatic]

I haven't thought about Bloodhound gang in a hot minute, even in that kiss pic, you can tell Jimmy Pop is being silly and bam is being full out cock cum craving faggoty. Talking Anderson Cooper level of gloryhole needing faggotry.

That doesn't look like dico, I could be wrong tho, it's been 20+ years since any of us have seen him. Rake, iirc has PhD not just degree.

Bam being back in PA makes me want to go over and punch him in the face for well being Bam, but this is either a good or bad thing. Being Bam, it's going to be bad. But around fam and all could push him to clean up or.. well as we've seen enable him. So I think this chapter will def end in at least a semi public arrest.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris Benoit was a popular wrestler and then one day he just killed his family and himself for no apparent reason.

The autopsy showed he had pretty severe CTE. That's probably why he did it, or at least contributed heavily to it. I wouldn't be surprised if Bam or other Jackass veterans have it too.

 

[bonified retard]

That doesn't look like dico, I could be wrong tho, it's been 20+ years since any of us have seen him.

It's not. That's rakes brother aka artwebb1986 from the old cky videos.

Also, dico did have this random youtube appearance 7 years ago.

 

[Rogowski]

It's not. That's rakes brother aka artwebb1986 from the old cky videos.

Also, dico did have this random youtube appearance 7 years ago.

He also has a Facebook page he uses to occasionally sperg about his collection of action figures:

Brandon DiCamillo

Brandon DiCamillo， 威彻斯特. 25,347 次赞 · 9 人在谈论. The official and ONLY Facebook page of Brandon DiCamillo. Copyright © Roman Sausage llc. All rights reserved.

www.facebook.com

It’s really quite wholesome actually.

In other news, Bam has finally jumped the shark and is openly praising thesurpisewitless, aka the #FREEBAM faggot and he wants to do an interview with her, she’s apparently located in Philly.

This isn’t going to do him or his family any good whatsoever.

 

[Trombonista]

She's gonna try to fuck him, isn't she?

 

[Wesker]

He also has a Facebook page he uses to occasionally sperg about his collection of action figures:

Brandon DiCamillo

Brandon DiCamillo， 威彻斯特. 25,347 次赞 · 9 人在谈论. The official and ONLY Facebook page of Brandon DiCamillo. Copyright © Roman Sausage llc. All rights reserved.

www.facebook.com

It’s really quite wholesome actually.

In other news, Bam has finally jumped the shark and is openly praising thesurpisewitless, aka the #FREEBAM faggot and he wants to do an interview with her, she’s apparently located in Philly.
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This isn’t going to do him or his family any good whatsoever.

Saw that clip this afternoon. Love that he's absolutely SEETHING that all his former buddies are getting on without him and he needs to cope so hard they would rather be around clean and sober and self betterment Novak than some probable single mother/child predator alky.

 

[Rogowski]

This can only end badly for us earthrockers…

An interview is surely incoming so before that let me give you a small bit of context into this bitch’s insanity:

Sauce:

https://twitter.com/britneyacademic/status/1559674629828100096

Sauce:

How conspiracy theories slowly suffocated the #FreeBritney movement

A brief history of the #FreeBritney movement’s uprising, then internal downfall.

www.medusone.com

 

[Rogowski]

Lmao apparently Bam went on a bender after hooking up with That Surprise Retard and lost his brother’s Beamer in Jersey