Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Frosted Snowflakes]

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It's going to take more than one Bud Light to find Dylan a "pretty girl".

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

I want an app that lets me put in a brand name & see if it does performative woke shit. Bigot Encyclopedia.

There used to be a site (hosted on CloudFlare, go fig) called isthisanmlm.com. I think the URL speaks for itself. Enter a company name, site tells you if it's an MLM or not. I know nothing about programming/site building, but I imagine it wouldn't be too hard for someone who does to make something similar but with woke brands instead of MLMs.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

Wicked Weed? I tried to see if that is a cannabis-infused beer but I got an age-restricted Instagram instead. Attention, marketing geniuses: I shouldn't have to create an Instagram account to find out more about your product.

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Brewer: https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/30581/

Looks to be a decent little craft they absorbed back in 2017 along the way. A lot of these sound pretty good, honestly - see, this is why I cannot fathom actively wanting to buy domestics unless you're an alcoholic. Even poorfags should just save their cash to stop being poor instead of blowing it on booze.

 

[º¿º™]

Shits gonna get forgotten about by sportsball enjoyers in a month, and stock prices will recover. If they were to speak of israel however, i think they would have gotten the kanye/addidas treatment.

 

[AnOminous]

Like you said, students/Lefties who can afford to, will buy better — there's more status to be gained. Students (and other people) who can't afford better get alienated, or just are keeping with the habits they already had.

If that was right, though, the stocks of companies who suddenly start shitting on the people who buy their brand to suck up to people who never would wouldn't crater instantly.

I know I'd be pretty pissed if my stock just lost a bunch of value because some idiot decided to suck the shenis.

A lot of these sound pretty good, honestly - see, this is why I cannot fathom actively wanting to buy domestics unless you're an alcoholic.

America has lots of great domestics. It's just that nearly all our major brands suck.

Ironically if you actually wanted to support trans people you'd probably be buying craft beers anyway, where the people running these hipster operations probably actually genuinely do support them, instead of just being retarded elderly boomers who haven't got the memo that wokeshit basically is just burning a giant pile of money for no reason and actually do think "this will help us sell burgers."

That kind of operation could have specific rainbow flag-branded releases and it wouldn't drive off their clientele.

But when your clientele is Joe Sixpack and not Sally Bigcock, it doesn't work.

Bud Lite is trying to attract young drinkers, which is why they tapped Dylan. The fact he's a troon is pretty much irrelevant... he's huge on TikTok, whose users primarily consist of people between 16-24 years old.

And while more young people are trooning out, actual opinion of LGBTQP is plummeting among young people, probably because of having to put up with incessant insufferable troon shit all the time.

The young are regarded as the most tolerant generation. That's why results of this LGBTQ survey are 'alarming'

Young people are growing less tolerant of LGBTQ individuals, a GLAAD acceptance survey shows, and advocates say a toxic culture may be to blame.

www.usatoday.com

 

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James O'Keefe confronted Dylan and asked him his thoughts about women being raped by troons in prison.
Dylan was in the women's restroom when O'Keefe found him, of course:
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Spoiler: Video in Tweet

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Source (Archive)

The video O'Keefe tried to show Dylan:

Spoiler: Archive

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The funniest part about this to me is how easy it would have been to shut this dude off.

Criminals are going to commit crimes. What does he think about faggots who look like him throwing shit to prison guard? Same answer.

But Dylan is a retarded faggot, so he just flees, this is all above his head, he has no idea how to defend himself.

 

[moocow]

funny, i was thinking about something like that recently too. it’s definitely doable

It's trivial to implement, but I think we all know any such app would be immediately hounded off the walled garden app stores and any web site keeping a convenient searchable list available would get attacked pretty hard too. Makes me want to set one up.

It's also pretty easy to judge a company's woke infection level by checking its ESG score. Blackrock loves publicizing that shit, so might as well turn it around against them by scraping the data and provoking them to either make it harder to get (reducing its marketing wank effectiveness) or litigating to shut it down. Could be a fun misadventure if nothing else.

 

[Rickenbacker]

‘No one at senior level’ of Bud Light knew of Dylan Mulvaney ad campaign

“No one at a senior level was aware this was happening,” an unnamed source told the Daily Wire, a conservative-leaning news site.

nypost.com

Lmao they’re already trying to distance themselves from the tranny

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QU372L_edOU&pp=ygUbYnVkd2Vpc2VyIGNlbyBiZW5ueSBqb2huc29u

So during all this it has come out that Budweiser’s CEO is a former CIA asset and is a supporter of the world economic forum. Literal globo-homo beer.

 

[Narrative Collapse]

The funniest part about this to me is how easy it would have been to shut this dude off.

Criminals are going to commit crimes. What does he think about faggots who look like him throwing shit to prison guard? Same answer.

But Dylan is a retarded faggot, so he just flees, this is all above his head, he has not idea how to defend himself.

I’m gonna power level here but fuck it.

I have extensive experience in corrections. There’s a federal law called Prison Rape Elimination Act or more commonly known as PREA. All prisons regardless of state or federal, jails and other detention centers like immigration detention must comply with it. Any and all sexual activity within a facility is illegal and considered rape. All staff within a facility including contractors are mandatory reporters and can be criminally liable for failing to do so.

Other regulations include that cross sex inmates must be kept out of sight and sound from one another.

Any state that permits troons within a women’s prison is in violation of federal law and the a federal judge can bring the wrath of god upon them.

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

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I do hate gay people, though.

 

[afternoon_tea]

i did say antifa hipsters right? like i know the people in this town that were at the block party / 2020 floyd riots and they love PBR b/c it is cheap and part of a citywide special. it's that or yuengling in these parts LOL.

Yeah, PBR has been the cheap beer of choice for anarcho punks since atleast the early 2000s. Was also super popular in the golden age of the Brooklyn Hipster, a lot of hipster bars would do specials on PBR or Miller High Life tallboys for happy hour.

To a lesser extent regular Budweiser was sometimes enjoyed in the "ironic hipster" era, but not really bud light. Not that people never drank it, it just didn't have the same "coolness" attached to it.

 

[Toilet Duck]

I love the idea of seeing Dylan's infamous shriek face just screaming and bolting towards the elevator like a fucking lost soul.

you can hear this photo.

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

These things never stick, they'll be back in a few months and everyone will forget. Anyone have any examples of companies being permanently affected by moves like this?

Well considering the intrest rate hikes and the pending economic hellfire coming our way, I doubt Blackrock can save the day this time with ESG money.

By the way reports were coming in that Blackrock's profits fell by 19% in 2022, so giants do die and we all just need to wait and stay optimistic.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Budweiser is pissbeer.

@Caesare Drinks pissbeer.

 

[captkrisma]

Teens will soon see being trans as run-of-the-mill and then most will move on to the next thing they can claim to be in order to be edgy and unique. We're close to the event horizon.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Budweiser is pissbeer.

Nah man its horsepiss.
The only thing a tranny can safely drink without calling it trans genocide.

 

[Shroom King]

And while more young people are trooning out, actual opinion of LGBTQP is plummeting among young people, probably because of having to put up with incessant insufferable troon shit all the time.

The young are regarded as the most tolerant generation. That's why results of this LGBTQ survey are 'alarming'

Young people are growing less tolerant of LGBTQ individuals, a GLAAD acceptance survey shows, and advocates say a toxic culture may be to blame.

www.usatoday.com

The situation is so grim that the American Medical Association warned this month of “an epidemic of violence” against transgender people, particularly those of color.

I hate when they do this shit. Yes, attacking someone simply for being trans is bad, but enough with the race-baiting bullshit, implying that I have a greater responsibility to protect "those of color" over white people. The AMA leaves out the fact that the blacks are the ones attacking the trannies of color so the AMA can suck-start a shotgun.

 

[𖦹Junkpop𖦹]

Here are some fans of dylan using him as thinspo




Pick me TIF's stop being a fucking embarrassment challenge GO!!!

 

[melty]

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Nike is based right outside of Portland so they have all sorts of woke people there just because that's the local population. And they're the extra out of touch ones too who make decent salary and don't live in the shithole areas.

 

[pursuitsnail]

Here are some fans of dylan using him as thinspo

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Pick me TIF's stop being a fucking embarrassment challenge GO!!!

Considering he looks like nothing so much as a happy cymbal doll made from the corpse of an emaciated monkey, I have no idea why this wasn't a thing on day 1 of his 'girlhood'. He clearly has an eating disorder, but it's just glossed over. That's not the kind of lean that a gymnast or dancer has.