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Bud Lite is trying to attract young drinkers, which is why they tapped Dylan. The fact he's a troon is pretty much irrelevant... he's huge on TikTok, whose users primarily consist of people between 16-24 years old. Dylan is hugely popular and his fan base is mostly very young... I think Bud thought the fact he was a troon was
just the cherry on top of their cake (lol), but their main objective was to attract young people and turn them into future alcoholics. Dylan was supposed to be their Joe Camel in a dress, encouraging kids to to get hooked on an inferior product that might eventually kill them. Dylan was never meant to attract trannies and faggots, he was meant to attract kids. Trannies and faggots don't drink Bud Lite, and making Dylan the Bud Lite mascot won't change that because regardless of gender identity or sexual orientation, if you're an experienced drinker, you're not gonna drink Bud Lite because it tastes like shit and there are better alternatives available for a similar price. Kids don't know any better though.
 
He always looks like he's on crack.
For real. Buddy looks like he just got done exhaling a blast in every video I've had the misfortune seeing him in. He might be a speed freak too. The guy's vain enough to get veneers to hide his meth mouth if the guy's vain enough to troon out.
Years later and I still can't get over that fucking jaw. He looks like a Thwomp.
Dong Gone Jones has to have the squarest head I've ever seen. Like someone kept hit random on an Oblivion character and said "fuck it, good enough."
I think with the backlash to this Bud Lite thing that we will start to see less of these brand deals. Probably slowly at first, but I'd be surprised if he gets many at all by the end of the year. After two years he'll be a twink Tess Holliday, resorting to cake farting to make the bills - because I doubt he's being smart about actually investing his money.
I really hope so. I can see the parent company doubling down and calling all the poor suckers that buy their piss water troonphobic bigots.
 
If I saw that face of a beercan I was buying without knowing anything about Dylan beforehand, I would avoid it at all cost because the expression screams crazy demon.
Ironically maybe putting a crazy cartoon demon on the can might help it sell better. People might think that the beer is something you can get really fucked up on and add to its appeal. However to someone who isn't following this drama I can imagine them looking at Dylan on the can and thinking "man Bud is really putting some ugly chicks on their cans now".
 
The tranny on the canny loses anny many
I understand this, but the truth is that boycotts are gay and faggy and fail against these monolithic corporations often because there's niggercattle who can't be bothered as there's no other viable options. That's not the case with Budweiser though. People have a choice and Budweiser is a bad choice. Nobody will lose anything from their lives by dumping Budweiser.
Well that and boycotts or really just genuine loss of interests from things like this or actually important controversies do work of the primary audience is offended and can afford to move on relative to their level of offense. Disney isn't going to go broke from going woke but chipper John's can of chaw and camp flavored tobacker probably will feel a good bit of burn from it.
 
I'll parrot what other have already said, and say that "Get woke, go broke" is a delusional phrase. Anyone else remember Gillette? Most people don't even know about this campaign, and the ones who do and aren't disgusted by it are making fun of the ones who are disgusted by it.
Why are most of the doomposters the ones with 2022 or 2023 accounts?
 
Bud Lite is trying to attract young drinkers, which is why they tapped Dylan. The fact he's a troon is pretty much irrelevant... he's huge on TikTok, whose users primarily consist of people between 16-24 years old. Dylan is hugely popular and his fan base is mostly very young... I think Bud thought the fact he was a troon was
just the cherry on top of their cake (lol), but their main objective was to attract young people and turn them into future alcoholics. Dylan was supposed to be their Joe Camel in a dress, encouraging kids to to get hooked on an inferior product that might eventually kill them. Dylan was never meant to attract trannies and faggots, he was meant to attract kids. Trannies and faggots don't drink Bud Lite, and making Dylan the Bud Lite mascot won't change that because regardless of gender identity or sexual orientation, if you're an experienced drinker, you're not gonna drink Bud Lite because it tastes like shit and there are better alternatives available for a similar price. Kids don't know any better though.
They could have accomplished this much more successfully just launching the booze version of juul pods. Just release crap similar to Mike's Hard except wrap it up in the color of the rainbow and call it some stupid zoomer shit like "Them's hard sodas" and make it taste like cotton candy booze. Hell releasing a cotton candy that has booze in it would have been better.
 
remember when they used to make beer advertisements like this. I swear they bring this campaign back they're going to have to make it genderfluent like "Real People Of Genius".
And remember when they used to add humor in Bud Light commercials, like the butt expanded mother-in-law?
 
And the daily mail was the very paper which sponsored the British Union of fascists lead by Oswald Mosley.

I know that was a century ago but their “reporting” is the kind of xenophobic jingoism designed to trigger knee jerk reactions and outrage that fascist propaganda depends on.
If I ever wake up and it's Peaky Blinders times and I'm searching for a newspaper. I'll keep in mind that Mister Mosley and his Jack booted thugs are in bed with The Daily Mail.
 
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Ironically maybe putting a crazy cartoon demon on the can might help it sell better. People might think that the beer is something you can get really fucked up on and add to its appeal. However to someone who isn't following this drama I can imagine them looking at Dylan on the can and thinking "man Bud is really putting some ugly chicks on their cans now".
>he thinks anyone would mistake Delu-ney for a real woman
 
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