Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Balldo's Gate]

I had to do a double take about what "FAE" meant at first. Is this some new insulting nickname for this site? It looks like the answer is no, he's just familiar enough about the regular posters on his thread that he's referring to them by an acronym.

 

[A Sunset]

I had to do a double take about what "FAE" meant at first. Is this some new insulting nickname for this site? It looks like the answer is no, he's just familiar enough about the regular posters on his thread that he's referring to them by an acronym.

We made fun of him for being too afraid to name individual posters. So now he’s found a middle-ground his anxiety can handle and forced himself to use an acronym.

And yes, he obsessively reads this thread, and many others.

 

[Ethics Gradient]

Hands up if Shane's blocked you on twitter?

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

We made fun of him for being too afraid to name individual posters. So now he’s found a middle-ground his anxiety can handle and forced himself to use an acronym.

And yes, he obsessively reads this thread, and many others.

YUP. Thats why I make sure to personally mock him every morning. Just to make sure hr gets a daily reminder that he's fat, friendless, valueless, and more useless than teats on a bull. And that we will never,ever, face any consequences whatsoever for mocking his retarded, fake-disabled lazy ass ni matter how much he cries about it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He claims it's a "neuromuscular" disease on his twit, so I'm betting its Fibromyalgia.

Ah yes. The disease that has no symptoms a doctor can check for and the treatment for it is marijuana. What a fucking surprise. It's the biggest Munchie disease out there.

Not saying there aren't people who legit have it but the amount of people who claim it, and a half dozen other syndromes they self-identified, then it's a freaking epidemic.

All the best elite FBI CIA Microsoft undercover cyber-police commando operators announce their super-secret plans on Twitter to the people they're targeting.

Classic double bluff. It's spy tradecraft 101. You tell them and have them laugh and say, "that can't be true" and that's when you hit. It's brilliant. Catches them with their pants down and you post the pictures to teh intarwebs.

Well he definitely fits all the mental issues described with MS. However, according to him he doesn’t have that. So he’s just a fucking retard without any help whatsoever!



Shame should really write “Xbox/MSCallCenter” to avoid any further confusion.

”Cognition is good”? That’s the funniest thing in this post. However, explain why you can’t work a job again Shane if cognition is good? You can type, communicate and spend all day on Twitter being a bigot toward any black man you disagree with.

Why can’t you work a job that’s remote or online? If you can go out and get groceries and do chores, why can’t you work physically somewhere? Why does poor @RangerBoo have to pay for you to sit on your ass?

I’m literally asking why you think it’s ok to not work if you’re able. Thoughts?

Muscles don't shut down over time with Multiple Sclerosis. He's confusing it with that other disease starting with M as in Muscular Dystrophy.

MS is an autoimmune disease where your body's immune system attacks the sheath around your nerves. Think of it like insulation on a wire. This then scars over and causes problems. Numbness, tingling and you have trouble moving. But it's not muscular. It's neurological.

Muscular Dystrophy however is when your muscles start shutting down and losing mass.

So yeah he can't eve get his fake diseases right.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Why wouldn't Shane point to the one disease he obviously has? It's also the same one that would likely win him pity ass pats from the many, many other social media users not terribly different from him.

Oh yeah, because as much as parts of society want to pretend it's both inevitable and a thing to celebrate, nobody even 2 S.D.s away from normal can stand fat people.

 

[A Sunset]

Shame continues his war against Black men who don’t think the right way, naturally this time desperate shit-flinging about Clarence Thomas.

There’s nothing Shame hates more than a Black man who steps out of line from what White Liberals think they should be. Black people thinking for themselves or having political opinions not similar enough to himself? Not on “Massa” Shame Porkin’s watch.

This is like, his second post in two days going after “traitorous” black men.

 

[Spunt]

Muscles don't shut down over time with Multiple Sclerosis. He's confusing it with that other disease starting with M as in Muscular Dystrophy.

MS is an autoimmune disease where your body's immune system attacks the sheath around your nerves. Think of it like insulation on a wire. This then scars over and causes problems. Numbness, tingling and you have trouble moving. But it's not muscular. It's neurological.

Muscular Dystrophy however is when your muscles start shutting down and losing mass.

So yeah he can't eve get his fake diseases right.

He said he didn't have MS.

Interestingly, if he has latent TB lesions in his brain, that puts him in the same boat as a cow he also greatly resembles, Lou Gagliardi, another fat liar who spends all day on Twitter lying about who he is to win the fights he picks with strangers. That's not good company to keep, Shane, Lou is a vile human being who is dying of fat and has no prospects. Go check out Lou's thread in Animal Control, read the OP. You're as bad as he is. Think about that.

Shane, I don't think you're in a good position to judge your cognition. Dunning-Krueger and all that.

 

[AnOminous]

Fibromyalgia is a real condition, but it has no symptoms that are visible to an outside observer, only the pain and fatigue the patient experiences. So like that other malingerer's favourite, whiplash, there's only the patient's testimony to prove they have it, so it's a go-to condition for fakers of one kind or another.

All of which means that actual sufferers can go for years without being believed.

There also isn't a real test for specifically having it, just indicators. There is a suite of blood tests which can hint at it but not really prove it. That's why it's called a garbage can diagnosis because they guess it when they can't figure out any other reason for complaints of pain.

Sometimes there's an actual physical injury connected to when it started but often it's just fatfuckitis.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Can any medics / nutrition ppl help clarify something about Shane's visceral fat (the contributing factor behind that 'bowling ball' gut).

Is the visceral fat also inside his arteries, or is it just like a 'sleeve' around his heart and other major organs?

I didn't know much about visceral fat before - is it a cause of angina?

His arteries are likely a mirror image of his abdominal fat mass. He's a heart attack waiting to happen. The amount of abdominal visceral fat can be directly correlated to adverse cardiac outcomes, particularly so in men.

Regarding visceral fat, it just packs in around your organs. Think of the abdomen as containing the various organs, all tethered in place to some extent by vessels, nerves, and connective tissue. There is space between organs, just not typically much. That certain amount of space is usually used by the digestive system for processing food and what not. If for some reason there is a need for more space than that due to the presence of gas, fluid, or an organ gets larger (known as organomegaly, an example being hepatomegaly, the liver enlarges due to some pathological process) then the abdomen usually expands to accommodate this need for space. The abdominal space is quite expandable. Now, envision taking handfuls of lard (or if you aren't familiar with lard, Crisco, or if not that, solid butter) and sticking it around all the spaces between the organs until all that space is filled up, so you keep packing it in and the abdominal cavity expands to contain it, producing the cannonball gut that Shame has. So, you can imagine there being essentially no real space left in his abdominal cavity and each of his organs is more constrained than usual. Not to mention that visceral fat is inherently very inflammatory to the body since it doesn't like fat being there. This is what causes the huge increase in the risk of cancer and vascular disease in people with visceral fat, as inflammation plays a very significant role in both processes.

This is a good image to demonstrate what visceral fat does to your body:

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Newfag Shame also thinks this is the end for Kiwi Farms and “the heat is going up”. Oh sweet summer child newfag. I was here when every instituition that could tried to take this site down during #dropkiwifarms. Didn’t work. Why? Because the site’s legal, just offensive. No matter how many accusations of swatting, never with ANY proof, happen. What’s going on right now is the most chill I’ve seen things in like a year. Keep praying your thread goes down though, I guess.

I've been here since Null basically said "fuck Vordrak and Donny, I'm gonna do my own thing!" and restarted the site. The sites been chugging away ever since.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I thought fibromyalgia was a form of bullshititis.

Fibromyalgia is a real condition, but it has no symptoms that are visible to an outside observer, only the pain and fatigue the patient experiences. So like that other malingerer's favourite, whiplash, there's only the patient's testimony to prove they have it, so it's a go-to condition for fakers of one kind or another.

All of which means that actual sufferers can go for years without being believed.

Fibromyalgia is indeed among the group of what is considered "Bullshititis" among most doctors. Any disorder where there are no objective findings to explain symptoms and the person can live with it for decades without no obvious deterioration in any biomarkers or diagnostic imagining is generally considered Bullshititis.

Also, it is typically radiographically easy to demonstrate whiplash of any significant severity. You can see an abnormal straightening of the cervical spin due to reactive muscle spasticity in whiplash. Minor degrees of whiplash may not show up on radiography, but in those cases the pain and disability should be equally minor.

In Shame's case TBI means "Traumatic Butt Injury", when he really should use the acronym TBKI "Traumatic Butter Knife Injury"

 

[internet friend]

No shame, it's BMI, not TBI.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Welcome back to the Shame Nopes Experience!

Today, we look at:

Shane Nokes on Twitter: "@angelojello74 @fatvegasgaming @MrAndyNgo @f…

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(this is what Shane is replying to above)

This Mike LaBella guy is The Real Deal Disabled.
Heart disease? Check.
Kidney failure too? Check.
At least it's not.... wait...... ALSO HAS CANCER? Check.
But at least he can walk... no..... no......... he is missing half a foot? .....check.

This guy is also not getting disability $, while Shame is.
Because putting himself out in the open as cheating the disability system is the worst judgement call he could make, MS Nokes makes a hard-B line to do just that.

BOOM! WHAM! WHAT A SHOT!

Even though this Mike guy explicitly says HE HAS NOT BEEN APPROVED FOR DISABILITY, Shane sees a part of himself in Mike LaBella....
He is quick to announce that "ACKTUALLY YOU MEAN THE TAXPAYERS PAY FOR IT, OUT OF YOUR DISABILITY!"

Obviously prone to confusion due to possibly having MS, Shane actually is completely sure that this Mike guy is his life-twin.

The guilt starts to kick in.... Shane is having what alcoholics may call a moment of clarity

"Don't lie." he says to himself, as he wishes he could be better...
Still talking to himself out loud, he falls into a self-hate spiral, reflecting on his past failures:

He does not get to reflecting on why his current partner is a never-wife before he snaps out an "Evil Mike!" line... obviously not mad at Mike, but himself.

This Mike LaBella dude who clearly (like everybody else outside this thread) has no idea who Shane Nokes Is, and thus makes the mistake of replying...

This quickly shatters the illusion Shame was having, that he and Mike were the same person.
This person doesn't collect disability from the government, they paid into a retirement plan and used that.
Nonetheless, he claims his wife stole a lot of money from their child, and feels personally insulted.

This Mike guy still doesn't know who Shelly Nokes is, calls him rude, and stupidly challenges him to a meeting. "You wouldn't say that to my face."

Professional Internet Tough Guy is always down for a fight! "YES I WOULD!!!!"
He is so overwhelmed by this sudden rush that his filter drops and the profanity begins to pour. fuck this, bitch that.
(Shane would also like to remind you that he is MountainDew on XBox, and you can donate at $XboxMountainDew)

This sudden endorphine rush and bloodrage sets him back into his delusional mindset.
Right back into the PTSD flashbacks with his wife...

He begins yelling at himself again:
"She left your ass for a REASON!.............you don't even see it "

This Mike guy I think is starting to figure out just how much of an angry impotent loon this Shane Nokes fellah is, but he still replies.....onemoretime.daftpunk

He tries to confront Shane for the last time with a logical recap of the conversation....
1. His wife stole his cancer fundraser
2. Shane starts spewing profanity and blaming everybody but himself for every world problem
3. Shane condones theft, but only if young children will be hurt or die in the process


But still filled with the vitriol and bloodrage from the previous encounter and PTSD flashbacks, Shane makes his well-thought-out reply:

Yes, this is his actual reply.
Completely wet-brained by the turmoil of the past couple tweets, Shane starts conflating this guy's dying kids with the dead christian conservative children he recently mocked... he starts thinking of conservative values.... self defense and second amendment rights. Because that's logical in a discussion about fundraising for dying kids.

However, he is so caught up in his mindless anger, and ready for the previous invitation to fight, that he forgets which side he supports in the argument and calls this guy "anti second ammendment" and "anti self defense."
Possibly insinuating that Shane could defeat this footless cancer-ridden man he picked out to fight simply by sitting on him.

"HE IS THE STUPID ONE, NOT ME!"
-- Shane, proud that he once again proves that you must be knowledgable (in how to game the disability system) to collect food, and all "lesser, inconvenient peoples" deserve to starve.

Thanks for tuning in to this episode of "Shane has a totally normal encounter on the internet"
Until next time he tweets!

 

[internet friend]

Yes, this is his actual reply.

This conversation snapped so hard it gave me whiplash. I legit cannot even understand what 2A has anything to do with disability, cancer, GoFundMe or anything mentioned above. I'd say this is talking to a chatbot tier, but even they have been more coherent. Does shame think you shoot cancer to cure it?

 

[A Sunset]

This conversation snapped so hard it gave me whiplash. I legit cannot even understand what 2A has anything to do with disability, cancer, GoFundMe or anything mentioned above. I'd say this is talking to a chatbot tier, but even they have been more coherent. Does shame think you shoot cancer to cure it?

Imagine shitting on some guy with cancer kids, worked his whole life as a blue-collar guy, and getting this angry all because he dared to question a nutjob trannie’s go fund me. Then again, a working man is Shane’s mortal enemy.

But still filled with the vitriol and bloodrage from the previous encounter and PTSD flashbacks, Shane makes his well-thought-out reply:

This is legitimately retarded. He has nothing to say. You can tell he’s low-IQ but so desperately wants to be smart.

Also it’s confusing and wet-brained. Did he like, have an Aneurysm while making this post? Should we be concerned? Obesity is apparently a high risk factor for that. I hope Shane’s wife forever-girlfriend gets back from her 15-hour workday soon to check on the porker.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

If Shane said that to my face I'd drop him faster than Haynes dropped Chris Ray Gun.

 

[A Sunset]

Shame Porkin’s brain has been broken and, being made fun of for avoiding direct communication, is now ranting at individual posters.

I am taking some credit here. It’s on my trophy wall next to his teeth photo.


@Falcon Sebben gets OWNED. Also, Kiddyfuckers, LOL. Everything Shame says is projection.

I’ve never “jokingly” asked for children’s nudes as a funny prank, fat boy. I doubt anyone else here has either. But who has? Shame “Diddler” Porks.



@Friendly Arbys Employee fucking making Shame mald and seethe.

Why? Because he dissects Shame’s low-IQ retardation and preserves it for everyone else to enjoy.

@Spunt gets a friendly remark because Shame gets to winge about his imaginary health conditions, likely his second favorite activity beside eating and making a fool of himself on the Internet.

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Shane do you like my drawings of you? Here they are again.

Here’s when I made you show your hideous teeeth (which you’ve since stopped showing). I added them onto this one.


Rating out of 10? Did I capture your fat rolls and oily skin? Acne?

 

[internet friend]

Come on coward, you're spending all day lurking already, just post with us. If you ask nicely, we'll even sing you a welcome song.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Come on coward, you're spending all day lurking already, just post with us. If you ask nicely, we'll even sing you a welcome song.

Maybe one or two of Shane's 600-odd followers know who "Falcon" or "FAE" are or where they are posting. For the rest who do not know the context, they must be more than a little confused why Shane appears to be having extensive back-and-forth conversations with himself on Twitter.