Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TheRaptorJesus]

He doesn't have any real health conditions other than alcoholism and impotence.

As much as he shakes, I think he has something. Its getting worse and worse every time I check in.

 

[Kopasea]

Would you happen to have a clip for this? I would really like to hear his words in context to see if this is really as bad as it sounds.

Here you are

I was in his Discord when it was taken down. It was a mad spergfest against Nick and his fall into degeneracy. There was goatse posted, but that had been posted before without incident.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu I've been archiving his locals streams locally as you've mentioned things that pique my interest.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

As much as he shakes, I think he has something. Its getting worse and worse every time I check in.

It looks Parkinsonian sometimes and he definitely tries to hide it now with the !impressive! hand gestures and the shuck and jive dancing for no reason out of nowhere. Could just be alcoholism related. He also doesn't sleep properly and indulges in drug abuse, both of those can cause tremors of different kinds.

 

[AltisticRight]

I think this is where @AltisticRight pops his head in RQ and says "that's ALSO just like Ralph."

Eh, who?

 

[Captain Manning]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu it's unbelievable to me that Still-Life appears to be posting more and more insane stuff.

I suspect there might come a point when he magically disappears.

Last I researched, they're not gonna let you log into Locals from the clink.

Eh, who?

Nick has entered the "it's Panstu's fault' phase. But with his own wife.

 

[Thugnificent]

I tried finding my answer by reading the thread but I can’t, and I just can’t understand it: why did Nick make so much of his sex life so public? I can only assume it was a desperate bid to appear younger and catch some stray pussy.

There's been plenty of speculation ITT regarding the exact cause, but I think the most straight forward answer is the most likely. Fat and Unbalanced's DM's got leaked and she revealed that Nick told her his wife wants to swing, that could very well be the catalyst for his "worst" day ever as well as handily explains all his thirsty desperate behavior with his fans.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I have no fucking clue. I just know that the suggestion that Nick's Locals wouldn't be the way it is but for CGoody is patently ludicrous. The chat logs being archived by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu, and other's, clearly show that Nick is actively encouraging and participating in the debauchery. He ain't a victim being seduced by a haram of wine mommies. He built the haram, and invited them in,

Trying to save daddy by blaming the druggie mod ain't gonna fly. Spectre was attempting some really impressive mental gymnastics in that cap @Balldo's Gate took. He's too dumb, and most other people are too smart.

What's absolutely perfect about all this is although Spectre can call up Schneider and think he's clever because now Nick has a pretext to say HE LIED TO ONE OF MY MODERATORS!, his criticism of the Locals women and the men like CGoody encouraging them falls flat for exactly the reason you stated. Nick was in the Locals chat actively encouraging the women. And we are now learning new things over the past little while: he's apparently following a bunch of them on Instagram, and there's now unconfirmed rumors of him being in a secret second Discord with a bunch of the Locals inner circle.

So when you criticize what's going on in the Locals chat in such strident terms, you're criticizing Nick directly, even if you don't blame him by name. And I felt that was so obvious even at the time, that IIRC when I posted that screenshot I gave the commentary that Spectre must be turning on Nick.

For that reason, CGoody has leapt in front of Spectre in the quest to become Rekieta's Gator.

Here you are

I was in his Discord when it was taken down. It was a mad spergfest against Nick and his fall into degeneracy. There was goatse posted, but that had been posted before without incident.

It's pretty wild when you listen to this and realize he's not talking about Still-Life, he's talking about people who have committed the unforgivable sin of disagreeing with Nick Rekieta's opinions or lifestyle choices.

That's the same reason he shut down the Discord.

 

[Chibitzen]

TL;DR - Oversharing timline - Dates/order may not be accurate

1) June/July '22? - Undisclosed " Worst Day of His Life"
2) Estrangement from some longstanding relationships, most likely his Minnesota in-laws
3) Secret Hedonism II swingers resort stay - ?Aug '22
4) Temporary YT ban - Sept '22
5) Heavy promotion and expansion of Locals community post-YT ban
6) Locals community overrun by BPD winemom sluts and simps posting lewds
7) KF leak that Jamaican holiday was actually Black swingers' resort - ?Oct '22
8 ) Nick and Kayla share own lewds on Locals, receive outside criticism, Kayla goes into radio silence, Nick doubles down on his right to "fun", all detractors are jealous incel prudes - ?Nov/Dec '22
9) Kayla brings Nick out for his birthday to an underwear party in Minneapolis encourages him to wear panties, to which he declines. KF sleuthing reveals it to be the Gay 90s gay/drag bar.

This is missing the moment Faran divulged through DMs (?) that Rekieta had said his wife was interested in swinging. I think it was the day she spread her legs for the camera on stream.

Original DM leak: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-15213181
Confirmation post where Faran legitimizes the DM as real: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-15218292

There was also the clip with Drex where he mentions Kayla discussing being interested in his lifestyle and him not "wanting that" for her or Nick. Not sure how to search that one but it is in the thread someplace...

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

So basically his marriage is like the Navy, he is the Captain but his wife is the Admiral.

N (eed) A (dditional) V (aseline) Y (up)
Or more precisely Nick sounds more like the jarheads.
(His) Musty ass rides in navy Kayla's equipment

Catching up on my archives... I had a recent hand injury that required extensive rest and diagnostics. I have a much smaller glove that allows me to type more easily, so here we are!

Sometimes, you pull the chat logs so hard, you rip the the skin.
On a more serious note, is it possible to log youtube comments on his videos?

For that reason, CGoody has leapt in front of Spectre in the quest to become Rekieta's Gator.

I think the difference is that Spectre couldn't stop the autismo and it leaked through in his conversations. Cgoody just seems.... lazy like any pothead (and a little better at OPSEC versus Spectre).
Spectre is the male BPD attention whore, whereas Cgoody seems to just want to have something to be relevant at so he can go to his parents and not a complete abject failure.
Those two are complete shining beacons of functioning societies, obviously.

It looks Parkinsonian sometimes and he definitely tries to hide it now with the !impressive! hand gestures and the shuck and jive dancing for no reason out of nowhere.

I've said it before, it looks very similar to a resting tremor. Alcohol induces an essential tremor. I'm no neurologist but that seems to be a resting tremor since it improved when he's actively trying the move. Here's the kicker though, I'm pretty sure long term MDMA use can induce something that similar to resting tremor.
Maybe the 15 left is the life expectantly of Parkinson listed on Wikipedia, 7-15 years? Just food for thought.

On another note, I'm pretty sure Hydro is a farmer (assuming this isn't gayop). I saw him/her comment on this video by Pepsi man here (I think it is deleted or moderated now).

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Just an observation from how Panoptes has been running recently:

Whatever kind of 'fixes' that the dev team is putting in place that have stabilised the site for access is creating a whole bunch of static page issue with the active Javascript.

It takes between 2 and 18 minutes for some pages to fully render. I have to look into what elements are running so long, but if I had to guess, there are some scripts that are not terminating when they should. The site works fine interactively, but you have open calls to the sever that last minutes after the page loads enough to be usable.

I have never worked with servers or code at an enterprise level, but I would be interested if an actual DevOp or SysOp looked at the janky structure to see how likely a crash in the future might be.

 

[Captain Manning]

What's absolutely perfect about all this is although Spectre can call up Schneider and think he's clever because now Nick has a pretext to say HE LIED TO ONE OF MY MODERATORS!, his criticism of the Locals women and the men like CGoody encouraging them falls flat for exactly the reason you stated. Nick was in the Locals chat actively encouraging the women. And we are now learning new things over the past little while: he's apparently following a bunch of them on Instagram, and there's now unconfirmed rumors of him being in a secret second Discord with a bunch of the Locals inner circle.

Correct.

So when you criticize what's going on in the Locals chat in such strident terms, you're criticizing Nick directly, even if you don't blame him by name. And I felt that was so obvious even at the time, that IIRC when I posted that screenshot I gave the commentary that Spectre must be turning on Nick.

Well, he is, and he isn't. Certainly, he's not happy with Nick's increased focus on Locals. I have to imagine it's a massive pain in the ass to try and sweep any of this shit up. I can tell you that I'm personally grateful I made a clean break from the Rekieta's camp years ago. Especially with this epic nosedive (pun not intended) he's experiencing. Hence, nobody is gonna ask or expect me to do the impossible.

However, I would categorize "turning on Nick" as calling him out and making that abundantly clear. Trying to shift the blame to CGoody is chickenshit vacillating on Spectre's part. Because Spectre is chickenshit. Remember, he has to lie to appear stunning and brave (i.e. Boston Marathon).

Put another way, he ain't happy with "new Nick," but he ain't gonna call him out by name either. He'll continue to sulk quietly about the sorry-ass state of affairs, and pull his punches, because he's got nothing else other than being a Nick orbiter. If Nick implodes entirely, Spectre would have to find another e-celebrity totry and attach to.

I would say he could always do a crummy anime podcast like Gator, but I don't think Spectre even likes anime (aside from Futa, which we humorously discovered via his thread).

For that reason, CGoody has leapt in front of Spectre in the quest to become Rekieta's Gator.

Right, because CGoody is toeing the entire party line: That Locals is awesome and people laughing at it are incel prude beta whatevers. Spectre admits Nick's Locals is irredeemable dogshit, while not having the courage to call Nick out for making it such. Spectre can't benefit from Nick's increased emphasis on Locals.

All of this has forced Spectre to try and get "creative" with his cocksucking. Which, again, is what I think compelled him to do the crazy shit with Schneider. I am just waiting to see how big of a disaster that is gonna be.

It's pretty wild when you listen to this and realize he's not talking about Still-Life, he's talking about people who have committed the unforgivable sin of disagreeing with Nick Rekieta's opinions or lifestyle choices.

That's the same reason he shut down the Discord.

It's also pretty wild he couches his displeasure in the "muh brand" language.

Inviting the cops to crawl up your ass, or the asses of your benefactors, is never good for a brand. Unless you're like a gansta rapper out of "street cred," or some other stupid nigger shit. Herp derp!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Is CGoody the one that's lining them all up and shagging them one after the other? The cause of the catfight between Cynthia and whoever else it was? Xino? Wino?

Isn't he a convicted drug dealer living with his dad? Man, those are some desperate bitches over in Nick's locals.

We definitely need that list of locals players linking from the OP. Who the hell is Spectre and what's his deal?

I have a short bio of the most interesting characters so far as the second sheet of the .xlsx file. I would post directly here, but it would be quickly buried, and I am not sure it deserves an OP edit.

I had hoped once that @Cynthia_Behave would collaborate to build it out with citations and receipts. Maybe that can still happen...

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I was in his Discord when it was taken down. It was a mad spergfest against Nick and his fall into degeneracy. There was goatse posted, but that had been posted before without incident.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu I've been archiving his locals streams locally as you've mentioned things that pique my interest.

If you use yt-dlp, please let me know how you rip the whole streams and not just the first 30 seconds. I think I am loading up the cookies wrong...

On a more serious note, is it possible to log youtube comments on his videos?

It looks like there are already some libraries that do this.



Do you mean the live stream chats?

It would essentially be Panoptes to do that, but with the logic rewritten to scrape from the YT HTML. It could also do Rumble. It is all about telling it where to look, when to run, and what to grab.

 

[Captain Manning]

I had hoped once that @Cynthia_Behave would collaborate to build it out with citations and receipts. Maybe that can still happen...

She was actually doing really good for the first couple of weeks she was here. I thought she might make a good Kiwi for a while there.

WTF happened?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I tried finding my answer by reading the thread but I can’t, and I just can’t understand it: why did Nick make so much of his sex life so public? I can only assume it was a desperate bid to appear younger and catch some stray pussy.

One point not well emphasized by the others was the drugs were molly (MDMA), which causes neurodegeneration but is also linked to fundamental changes in how one responds to social interactions.
If anything, that may have exacerbated Nick's amount of "open" degeneracy.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

She was actually doing really good for the first couple of weeks she was here. I thought she might make a good Kiwi for a while there.

WTF happened?

she's an old woman. old women try and turn wherever they post into the_donald or conservative treehouse.

 

[Thugnificent]

She was actually doing really good for the first couple of weeks she was here. I thought she might make a good Kiwi for a while there.

WTF happened?

Entire thing was a gay-op by her because she got booty bothered by some of the Locals chat folks prank calling her kids or something, she had a shit-fit like 10 pages back about how she was going to take Nick to court over this.

 

[Strix454]

I can't imagine anyone actually wanting to be Gator, but here we are. Two idiots vying for that exact title in Nick's camp.

It can be partially explained by Nick at some level really wanting to be Ethan Ralph. Which is sad because I think Ethan Ralph himself has enough self-awareness not to want to be Ethan Ralph.

 

[TheButcherknight]

One point not well emphasized by the others was the drugs were molly (MDMA), which causes neurodegeneration but is also linked to fundamental changes in how one responds to social interactions.
If anything, that may have exacerbated Nick's amount of "open" degeneracy.

Going to tell you from experience , you're talking about a metric shit ton . which i doubt nick has even remotely consumed. As a raver from the early 2000s i did all that club shit for 5 years straight every weekend. Im a functional asshole. Maybe im the 1 % though

 

[Anticipointment]

Is CGoody the one that's lining them all up and shagging them one after the other? The cause of the catfight between Cynthia and whoever else it was? Xino? Wino?

Goody/Cory has been in some kind of romantic / sexual relationship with Stormy, Mandy, Schree’s (adult) daughter, & Xino, to name a just a few.

Sent flirty messages to Cynthia but she declined reciprocity (according to her).

He met up with Xino in person for a few weeks (can’t recall which flew out to visit the other), the other relationships seem to have been facilitated through online methods only.

The friction between Cynthia & Xino was because Cynthia disapproved of Xino allowing her 12 yr old daughter to chat with Cory in Discord. Xino told Cynthia something to the effect that it was with her supervision & approval, so butt out.

It came to light that Cory had previously spoken to the similar aged daughter of another woman, which raised suspicions of impropriety. Cory came into this thread & sperged in his own defense. In Locals chat he admitted to speaking to the girls, but “not in a negative way.” Take that as you will.

It appears that Cory will flirt with any & all females & will turn none down if they respond in kind. These connections all seem to fizzle out quickly though, burnt stoner / wannabe playa’ + BPD older woman, ya know how it is.

FYI, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu
I know of, but have not been in, at least three, maybe four, discord groups, not including Nick’s “official” one, that have been made by his orbiters. The first was the one made by Xino / Cory, where the accusations from Cynthia of Cory talking to Xino’s daughter came from. This one is reportedly all but dead. Then the Locals people’s one that Cynthia referred to. Gayops probable. There was another one created by some Locals people, many who have since left Locals, created for gaming & chill, supposedly without the drama, but drama happened & reportedly a faction split off from that one to form another. These last two groups have overlap with the other ones mentioned. As far as I’m aware, only the one Cynthia mentioned is frequented by Nick.
Sorry, no receipts for any of this, it is only what I’ve picked up through YT chats & Twitter convos, & through DMs with related peripheral individuals.

 

[Strix454]

She was actually doing really good for the first couple of weeks she was here. I thought she might make a good Kiwi for a while there.

WTF happened?

She never really understood what the purpose of the farms was. She thought it could serve as an army recruiting ground and a clubhouse for the out of favor people in Nick's locals. She is a solider fighting a war. To really fit in here, she would have to give her war up and she currently has no interest in doing so.