Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick is trying, and failing, to compare his being made fun on and off the Farms to Tiger Woods.

And Null, to his credit, isn't having any of it.

Nick is trying and failing to understand why so many former viewers have turned on him. 4 months ago, it was because people viewed him as their e-daddy and were projecting a value set onto him. Now it seems to be that they're too arrogant to accept Nick as their e-daddy and are therefore searching for reasons to hate him.

I hate to bring this guy up again, but here's another person who probably created thousands of dollars+ in value for Nick's channel who's in the comments of this video.

If you wanted to consume Nick's content the next day and not sit through toasts to pet goldfishes, your only hope was this guy. It looks like he got disillusioned and stopped at some point just before or during Nick's banning last year and stopped. Nick doesn't bother making timestamps himself obviously.

There's also Elissa, who does a better job of identifying short clips from Nick's streams than the guy who Nick pays to do it (who tends to just cut out massive clips ranging that are 30 minutes to 2 hours long - if you're willing to sit through that, you're just going to watch the whole stream). Also now basically a detractor.

There's also Kalea, a mod for his channel who also ran the Rekieta Law News Twitter account, which was essential for him getting news out about when and where he was streaming when he was deplatformed from both YouTube and Twitter. IIRC, she was chased off the Locals by Sally and then used the Rekieta Law News to criticize Legal Mindset for shutting off replies for his Tweet shilling Nick's crowdfunding campaign.

Nick likes to pretend that this thread turned on him for no reason, but here's three people who don't post here (or if they do, it's under a different name) and appear to have had enough.

This is the worse fucking way to do crowdfunding I have ever seen. No shit it's performing like ass. It's the antithesis of Vic Kicks Back.

I think there's just less money flowing his way in general. @Potatoherder has done an excellent job documenting how much money he's making from Rumble rants and it appears his total take in super chats from both Rumble and YT is way under what archived pages from Playboard suggest what it was before his ban.

After 8 days, some idiot donated 10 dollars.
#winning
Peak Performance! Lookin' real good there, boss!

Keep in mind Nick got 4 figures in donations from orbiters.

Subtract those and it's still some way under the T. Greg Doucette GoFundMe that Nick mocked for stalling out, even mimicking Randazza saying "WHERE'S THE MONEY, GREG?"

Total failure. In fairness the GiveSendGo was so lazily promoted (like everything Nick does these days) that it's hard to argue that this is an accurate reflection of what a crowdfunding campaign at the level of professionalism that you would expect from a big time streamer could have made.

Now I hope that he drops 4 or 5 times what he's raised on a Ducati. Anyone donating deserves that.

 

[localsinsight919]

Is his admin CGoody related to Nick or something? Does he get paid for shilling the give send go and spamming links in youtube chat? Seems like only something a simp would do or an employee

 

[Strix454]

Is his admin CGoody related to Nick or something? Does he get paid for shilling the give send go and spamming links in youtube chat? Seems like only something a simp would do or an employee

He is an in-and-out of jail druggie guy with nothing going on. Serving Nick is the only path he has to getting a degree of respect from others.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Well, I felt I had to bring it up because right afterwards you criticized @Twitter Is Cancer for substantially the same behavior, and more importantly, this thread isn't hermetically sealed. There a lot of people lurking this thread. Almost certainly including at least some of the members of this secret Discord, if it exists.

And the Locals crowd has run an op against you to try to embarrass you by their own admission already (though that backfired and just made them look extremely stupid TBH) and according to @Cynthia Behave they were plotting against her as well, which seems at least facially plausible.

So now I have to wonder to what extent if any this secret Discord is all a massive op to fuck with this thread in some manner. Whenever I see "Discord" come up around these parts, my suspicion meter maxes out.

Fair Criticism. Same with clipping the video of the LOCALS stream highlights.

Is his admin CGoody related to Nick or something? Does he get paid for shilling the give send go and spamming links in youtube chat? Seems like only something a simp would do or an employee

No. He was just obsessed enough to send enough superchats and be in Nick's stream all the time to get a moderator role that is probably the most responsibility and status he has ever gotten in his short, twisted life. He takes it much to seriously.

 

[Berrakh]

I tried finding my answer by reading the thread but I can’t, and I just can’t understand it: why did Nick make so much of his sex life so public? I can only assume it was a desperate bid to appear younger and catch some stray pussy.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Fair Criticism. Same with clipping the video of the LOCALS stream highlights.

To be clear, I'm not criticizing your summaries of the Locals streams in the slightest. They're a very important contribution to the thread and I hope you continue for as long as you have interest. Your coverage of his Mustang stream in particular is probably my favorite moment this thread has produced recently.

The "op" they ran on you was ridiculous. As far as I can tell, you reported what Nick said accurately and then Nick said "What?? You believed me? What an idiot!", which is just stupid.

I'm just saying, when I hear "Discord", at least when it relates to some private Discord, I get extremely suspicious. You only need to hang around the Ralph subforum a little bit to find how crazy this stuff can get. The Locals crew are amateurs at this but the "Obviously I was only PRETENDING to meet up with Art and Egalitarian!" suggests they are desperate to get one over on you.

I don't expect this to get to pure insanity levels where there are multiple feuding Discord groups all engaging in multiple layers of subterfuge, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a single group engaging in a single layer. We know there's people out there who are actively engaged in misdirection since they tried to frame Cynthia for posting on a sock account. It was sloppy and they overplayed their hand, but I'm just giving advice to tread carefully.

Is his admin CGoody related to Nick or something? Does he get paid for shilling the give send go and spamming links in youtube chat? Seems like only something a simp would do or an employee

As far as we know, @CGoody564 is not related to Nick and he does it for free.

I tried finding my answer by reading the thread but I can’t, and I just can’t understand it: why did Nick make so much of his sex life so public? I can only assume it was a desperate bid to appear younger and catch some stray pussy.

We have no idea for sure. But there was a sharp uptick in that type of content throughout last year. Nick talked about some sort of severe personal issues in the May-July period, and I think that most people would agree that was during and after that that the sex/drugs talk really went into overdrive. He described a day during that period as the worst day of his life, so if you search "worst day" or something similar in this thread, you will find a lot of speculation.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I tried finding my answer by reading the thread but I can’t, and I just can’t understand it: why did Nick make so much of his sex life so public? I can only assume it was a desperate bid to appear younger and catch some stray pussy.

I think the consensus seems to be that the avalanche of oversharing was triggered by Nick's much-speculated-but-unconfirmed " worst day in his life" he cryptically announced on stream following the Depp trial in spring-summer 2022, before he vacationed for the summer at Anime Matsuri and brought his wife secretly to Jamaica at Hedonism II for swingers' debauchery.

The main speculation is that this "worst day" event that he discusses vaguely but avoids details involves some combination of:

- his wife admitting infidelity
- his wife announcing she's interested in infidelity
- a fight with his rich parents and getting cut off from his family trust
- a fight with his in-laws who live in Minnesota and being excommunicated

There's also a separate theory that his wife is the one driving the sexual degeneracy and Nick's just along for the simp/cuck ride.

The second shoe to drop seemed to be his fall 2022 YT ban and his push to reestablish his revenue streams by heavily promoting his Locals community.

I can't remember the exact timing, but Nick gave a speech about, presumably related to the "worst day" event, that he had been living under someone else's yoke and not being himself for the last 20 years, but was now free from those shackles and was going to have as much "fun" as he could with his 15 years of middle-aged debauchery window left.

Nick was still pretty secretive about the potential swinging and personal sexual debauchery until after his fall YT ban and after the leak that his summer Jamaican vacation was actually at the Hedonism II swingers' resort during Black week.

His burgeoning Locals community with his unfilled promise of a special gift for the 1st 5k signups around the same time (?October '22) started encouraging Ass Wednesday bottle pic posting and lewd wine mom lingerie pics around this time, with Nick and Kayla's full support and participation.

TL;DR - Oversharing timline - Dates/order may not be accurate

1) June/July '22? - Undisclosed " Worst Day of His Life"
2) Estrangement from some longstanding relationships, most likely his Minnesota in-laws
3) Secret Hedonism II swingers resort stay - ?Aug '22
4) Temporary YT ban - Sept '22
5) Heavy promotion and expansion of Locals community post-YT ban
6) Locals community overrun by BPD winemom sluts and simps posting lewds
7) KF leak that Jamaican holiday was actually Black swingers' resort - ?Oct '22
8 ) Nick and Kayla share own lewds on Locals, receive outside criticism, Kayla goes into radio silence, Nick doubles down on his right to "fun", all detractors are jealous incel prudes - ?Nov/Dec '22
9) Kayla brings Nick out for his birthday to an underwear party in Minneapolis encourages him to wear panties, to which he declines. KF sleuthing reveals it to be the Gay 90s gay/drag bar.

Not included in this timeline is Nick's progressive infatuation with the Balldo testicle dildo.

Faran Balanced and Legal Vices brought the device to Nick's attention post-Depp in Spring '22.

Originally just a laugh with the panel on his show laughing at the impotent men and unsatisfied ladies in the company's testimonials, Nick takes the gag too far, ordering test samples for him and Drex, taking about the device incessantly with uncomfortable normie guests, trying to obtain a formal sponsorship with the company to promote the product and admitting to its use with Lady R while lazily failing to actually complete a formal review as promised.

 

[Potatoherder]

A normal boring stream from what i looked into.

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Total Rumbles: $ 182
Rumble Count: 17 ( 15 unique )
Peak Viewers: 7936
Chat Messages: 5637 ( 520 unique users )
StreamID: 147328108
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Only superchat of interest is Nick getting BTFO'd about his happy endings.

Matthew1524

In my understanding, all western countries laws are based on the christian rules and laws, so hand jobs from hookers would be immoral in christtian doctrine

He has also dropped 1k subs on youtube and maintained it for a day after. 470k is where he was at post Depp and when/if he drops under that you cannot deny a real decline.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

TL;DR - Oversharing timline - Dates/order may not be accurate

Add to this that after initially seeing a lot of noseguarding here, eventually virtually everyone went back to look at all of Rekieta's "hilarious" "ironic" comments from past times, only to find that he had always been a degenerate (which is what he now claims himself) meaning he was faking all his other more socially conservative positions.

This meant the recent "mask off" timeline can be put in the context of an actual unironic grifter who stopped lying as much about who he is.

 

[2lolis1cup]

I'm just saying, when I hear "Discord", at least when it relates to some private Discord, I get extremely suspicious. You only need to hang around the Ralph subforum a little bit to find how crazy this stuff can get. The Locals crew are amateurs at this but the "Obviously I was only PRETENDING to meet up with Art and Egalitarian!" suggests they are desperate to get one over on you.

That sounds like the pure faggotry pit viper was into. I truly wish Nick gets a mix of autism and devotion that Ethan's fan give. It will be a nonstop spiral to the bottom with his fans burning bridges for him that Nick didn't even know about. We have fags on here taking shit way to seriously as well. If they are on discord then they should join the wall with PVS.

you cannot deny a real decline.

"youtube hates me" "they think I'm their idol" "they tear down their heroes"

I haven't seen this much denial of reality since maybe the "tomgirl" episode of chris.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

To be clear, I'm not criticizing your summaries of the Locals streams in the slightest. They're a very important contribution to the thread and I hope you continue for as long as you have interest. Your coverage of his Mustang stream in particular is probably my favorite moment this thread has produced recently.

The "op" they ran on you was ridiculous. As far as I can tell, you reported what Nick said accurately and then Nick said "What?? You believed me? What an idiot!", which is just stupid.

I'm just saying, when I hear "Discord", at least when it relates to some private Discord, I get extremely suspicious. You only need to hang around the Ralph subforum a little bit to find how crazy this stuff can get. The Locals crew are amateurs at this but the "Obviously I was only PRETENDING to meet up with Art and Egalitarian!" suggests they are desperate to get one over on you.

I don't expect this to get to pure insanity levels where there are multiple feuding Discord groups all engaging in multiple layers of subterfuge, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a single group engaging in a single layer. We know there's people out there who are actively engaged in misdirection since they tried to frame Cynthia for posting on a sock account. It was sloppy and they overplayed their hand, but I'm just giving advice to tread carefully.

No offence taken at all. I just see the fair criticism, and the fact that I could do better by clipping the LOCALS stream highlights rather than summarising them via text. If he deleted them, I would deserve mockery for failing to archive.

I have just gotten over a hand injury, so I plan to try to catch back up on my projects and the archive highlights.

I can't remember the exact timing, but Nick gave a speech about, presumably related to the "worst day" event, that he had been living under someone else's yoke and not being himself for the last 20 years, but was now free from those shackles and was going to have as much "fun" as he could with his 15 years of middle-aged debauchery window left.

It is in this thread and this post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-14050276

Nick and Kayla share own lewds on Locals, receive outside criticism, Kayla goes into radio silence, Nick doubles down on his right to "fun", all detractors are jealous incel prudes - ?Nov/Dec '22

The Kayla pictures dropped November 16th. I am working up to it in my trawling of the old LOCALS archives.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

People speculating about Rekieta's self dramatizing "15 years left" shit, it's probably just his math about when old is too old. He is forty some, add 15 to that and for him that's too old to have fun. He doesn't have any real health conditions other than alcoholism and impotence.

 

[200MB]

People speculating about Rekieta's self dramatizing "15 years left" shit, it's probably just his math about when old is too old. He is forty some, add 15 to that and for him that's too old to have fun. He doesn't have any real health conditions other than alcoholism and impotence.

Also his Pokémon style weakness to heat.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Catching up on my archives... I had a recent hand injury that required extensive rest and diagnostics. I have a much smaller glove that allows me to type more easily, so here we are!

From what I can see, the LOCALS crew has subsided into more banality, so I will be more selective with my highlights in the interest of quality over quantity.


Apparently one got lied on by police and arrested?

TheMildOne​

Cops should be sold into slavery

icancook​

NOW WOMEN who are emotional idiots got yall hating cops

TheMildOne​

No I hated cops before whores had me arrested

Little ball Rackets?

Southanarchist​

I’ll give you a Balldo review. It sucks don’t buy it unless you have tiny baby nuts

Southanarchist​

I bought one and tried it three times

Southanarchist​

Imma dm Nick a picture of my balls in the Balldo and see what he thinks then

tiffhang​

Cc me too..I want to judge too

More people doing free work for Nick

HeroicEffort​

@RekietaLaw don't forget to respond about the merch email

Drug Talk: I have to imagine this is against TOS

Spoiler: Questionable legality

tiffhang​

Talking about the medicine molly

RekietaLaw​

never heard of her!

MrStirFry99​

i guess i mean, pure.

CGoody564​

Yup, that’s mah girl

tiffhang​

Love her..we can share her

CGoody564​

You don’t like it cut with a little speed? You’re kissing out

MrStirFry99​

lol. actually, it's the only drug outside of weed and shrooms that i want to try, but i want to know what it's like in its purest form first, so that way i can know how it's supposed to feel.

RekietaLaw​

it already has meth in it, rofl

CGoody564​

Back in the day when pressed pills were a big thing, they’d add even more to press them

MrStirFry99​

which is why i want that virgin, pure girl, if you know what i mean.

CGoody564​

You’re gonna love it; I guarantee it (disclaimer: this is non-binding)

RekietaLaw​

be careful

Fedposting

Jeneee​	What time @still-Life?
Drkfox11​	Probably all 3
Darkomen42​	Why are you trying to turn a non actionable threat into an actionable one?
MrStirFry99​	rapes are best at high noon. that way the sweat of the rapist can drop into the mouth of the victim.
Still-Life​	I don't know, I'm tired. Can I shoot up the school tomorrow?

Nick's Balldo Fetish transcends

RekietaLaw

did you see the Viballdo?

tiffhang	I did!!! They won’t stop fucking emailing me about it..have you used it..
CharliePeace	Are you going to not write a review on that one too??
RekietaLaw	not yet, hahahaha. waiting for them to send me one

 

[Hraf]

Highlights from Nick's last LOCALS stream:

- Nick is DONE being a freeze peach absolutist. He has nowt more patience for people who 'shit up his place of business'. He tried for years, but he is done. If people are a problem, they will be removed.

Would you happen to have a clip for this? I would really like to hear his words in context to see if this is really as bad as it sounds.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Would you happen to have a clip for this? I would really like to hear his words in context to see if this is really as bad as it sounds.

Trying to figure out how to do that atm... I will post results when I have them

 

[Balldo's Gate]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu it's unbelievable to me that Still-Life appears to be posting more and more insane stuff.

If it's really true that Locals staff were made aware and just told him "knock it off" and did not ban his account or at least delete the insane content, that is honestly fucking mindblowing to me. Where is the Locals moderation team? What is Rekieta thinking? The guy pays Nick $5 a month. Meanwhile this guy has sounded both legitimately insane and legitimately dangerous for months and months and months.

No offence taken at all. I just see the fair criticism, and the fact that I could do better by clipping the LOCALS stream highlights rather than summarising them via text. If he deleted them, I would deserve mockery for failing to archive.

I have just gotten over a hand injury, so I plan to try to catch back up on my projects and the archive highlights.

We may have crossed wires.... I didn't mean to imply you should be clipping the highlights. I was just giving an example of your contributions to the thread. I feel like a written summary is usually sufficient since usually Elissa clips the truly crazy stuff.... I suppose Nick could delete the streams, but I think there was only the one time he deleted one of the late night streams, and that was months ago.

That sounds like the pure faggotry pit viper was into. I truly wish Nick gets a mix of autism and devotion that Ethan's fan give. It will be a nonstop spiral to the bottom with his fans burning bridges for him that Nick didn't even know about. We have fags on here taking shit way to seriously as well. If they are on discord then they should join the wall with PVS.

Nick better be careful what he wishes for. If these people are willing to try to set up @Himedall All-seeing Waifu to spread false info (even though there was no indication it was false, so it was just "We lied! Got you! You believed me?"), or try to frame Cynthia for posting about herself on a sock, who knows what reprisals they might try to do if they get spurned by Rekieta somehow. Especially if Nick really is on some sort of private server with them.

 

[Captain Manning]

Is his admin CGoody related to Nick or something? Does he get paid for shilling the give send go and spamming links in youtube chat? Seems like only something a simp would do or an employee

Nah, CGoody is basically like Spectre, but with a rap sheet (and maybe less of a compulsive liar though, I dunno). Both losers who feel the need to parasitically attach to e-celebrities in order to be worth something.

An interesting effect of that is that the two fucking hate each other. I think that's because they're both actively competing for daddy's attention. Since CGoody basically has the Locals end tied up, I think Spectre is trying to do an end run around all that by contacting Monty's lawyer in the hopes of it scoring him even greater asspats than CGoody's continuing efforts to obtain more masturbatory material for Nick.

Spectre tried to cast what's going on in Local's as CGoody simping for wine mommies (see below), but the truth is that CGoody is doing exactly what dad wants and it's appreciated. Spectre completely glosses over the fact that it's Nick oogling them the most. Nick wants this. That infuriates Spectre, who wants nothing more than to be head capo.

(screencap courtesy of @Balldo's Gate)

I can't imagine anyone actually wanting to be Gator, but here we are. Two idiots vying for that exact title in Nick's camp.

What I'm waiting to see is if Nick is dumb enough to use a affidavit from Spectre against Monty's lawyer, and whether Spectre is desperate (and dumb) enough to lie for Nick under penalty of perjury. Shit will get positively surreal if that happens.

 

[Swole McPole]

An interesting effect of that is that the two fucking hate each other. I think that's because they're both actively competing for daddy's attention. Since CGoody basically has the Locals end tied up, I think Spectre is trying to do an end run around all that by contacting Monty's lawyer in the hopes of it scoring him even greater asspats than CGoody's continuing efforts to obtain more masturbatory material for Nick.

Is CGoody the one that's lining them all up and shagging them one after the other? The cause of the catfight between Cynthia and whoever else it was? Xino? Wino?

Isn't he a convicted drug dealer living with his dad? Man, those are some desperate bitches over in Nick's locals.

We definitely need that list of locals players linking from the OP. Who the hell is Spectre and what's his deal?

 

[Captain Manning]

Is CGoody the one that's lining them all up and shagging them one after the other? The cause of the catfight between Cynthia and whoever else it was? Xino? Wino?

I have no fucking clue. I think you'd need an entire whiteboard to even begin to try and figure out who is trying to hook up with who in that hellhole.

I just know that the suggestion that Nick's Locals wouldn't be the way it is but for CGoody is patently ludicrous. The chat logs being archived by @Himedall All-seeing Waifu, and other's, clearly show that Nick is actively encouraging and participating in the debauchery. He ain't a victim being seduced by a haram of wine mommies. He built the haram, and invited them in,

Trying to save daddy by blaming the druggie mod ain't gonna fly. Spectre was attempting some really impressive mental gymnastics in that cap @Balldo's Gate took. He's too dumb, and most other people are too smart.

Who the hell is Spectre and what's his deal?

Halal'd former KF user that takes a while to explain. He has a thread if you care.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patrick-michael-fahey-spectre-spectre_06-gaming-the-spectre-report-spectre_06-faheyusmc-thespectrerep.102582/