Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 19.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 89 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 121 36.7%

  • Total voters
    330
Nick said last week on LBN that it is difficult for him to appear on the show because Kayla schedules chiropractor appointments for “the whole family” every Friday, at noon. Sounds like some woo BS. She’s into essential oils & whatnot so that tracks.
If what Nick is saying is accurate, the whole family (seven people) going regularly to a chiropractor makes me wonder what is collectively wrong that would require their attendance at the same day and time, and at noon no less. A very odd statement for him to make.

And it's interesting to consider what you said in the context of the Faran DMs where she said Nick said "his wife wants to swing". It's hard not to conclude from that message that Faran seemed to think that that was more one-sided from his wife than a mutual decision, or one-sided in the opposite direction.

But increasingly I'm wondering how much of these narratives are real and how much of this Nick deliberately removing agency from himself and placing it on his wife.
Nick trying to attribute the more questionable things in his life to his wife's input doesn't do him any favors speculation-wise.

For your consideration (but mostly for entertainment):

Nick says that the only person he needs to listen to is his wife.
Nick confides in someone that his wife is interested in swinging and proceeds to invite increasing speculation into the state of his marriage.
Nick starts a GSG because "people" told him to, asking for more money (no refunds) that he apparently doesn't need.
Nick is thinking about getting a Ducati because "people" told him to.

Hopefully one of the "people" who told him to get that Ducati isn't a beneficiary of his in the event of his unfortunate passing in addition to being a spouse sizing up a replacement because she doesn't love him anymore.

Of course, Nick could avoid such speculation if he would stop saying/doing dumb crap so often.
 
then I saw him shove a bottle in his ass
This was when all normal people said "okay. . .enough of this guy."
So the gore porn really did happen but I wouldn't be surprised if he used it as an excuse. People were going in on him.
Dude, you shoved a liquor bottle between your ass cheeks and posted it on the Internet. There is no walking that back. It is something you did.

Are you so fucking retarded you think you can gaslight us into not remembering that?
 
Did rackets really drive to the Twin Cities for a hair plug appointment? if so, I take great pride in the farms definitely being a part of that beacuse you know he's keeping tabs LOL
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If what Nick is saying is accurate, the whole family (seven people) going regularly to a chiropractor makes me wonder what is collectively wrong that would require their attendance at the same day and time, and at noon no less. A very odd statement for him to make.

There's nothing wrong with the seven of them other than their parents being gullible idiots.

Chiropractic treatment is magical thinking BS.

Chiropractors love to rail against Western medicine about being heartless capitalists while portraying themselves as being holistic.

Then they run cash-only businesses that never actually cure anything but somehow still require weekly visits on Friday at noon for perpetuity.
 
Ayo guys. Some commenter in the comment section of the MATI archiver just said that "drex fucking his wife". Is Nick a cuck? Drex fucked his wife?
Pure speculation / joke. It's based on Rekieta being an effeminate dweeb, Drexeltavius being a nigger and Rekieta's dysgenic bug-eyed wife being a junkie slut who had her tits massaged twice "by accident"
 
Apparently not satisfied with his $100,000 Mustang, he now want to get a $40,000 top of the line Ducati super bike. This isn't like your Mustang Nick, you wipe out on this thing and they'll be pouring you into the coffin lmao.

The more I think about this, the more affronted I am. Who on God's good earth starts a begging campaign for $50,000, supposedly to pay for a lawsuit that they actually invited -- and then just a month and a half later, tells the suckers who contributed to his begging campaign that he thinks he's going to spunk $40k on a Ducati?

If you saw it in a movie, you'd laugh and say it wasn't credible. That combination of arrogance and stupidity just doesn't exist in the real world. And yet here we are. Cults are a real thing and enough people sign up to them on a daily basis to make millionaires out of seedy, stupid scumbags all the time. I'll never understand why apparently sentient people continue to fall for it and send their money, but it continues to fascinate me.
 
I'd put money on the users going in on him being the real reason he wanted the Discord silenced, and the gore porn was merely the convenient cover excuse. I don't think it's coincidental that freeze peach becomes less important to him the second his fee-fees get hurt.
Oh, you don't have to speculate. He's already said in the past that he despises his Discord, the people in it, and was actively refusing to go into it because of all the bitching he gets from the people in it. The stream where he addressed shutting down the Discord temporarily I think was one of the last times I saw him mention it.

It's almost like there's massive downsides to cultivating an audience of people who like to bitch and whine like he does and refusing to moderate it at all.
 
So he's basically a complete cuckold whose wife dictates all his decisions. He's just that weak. A total cuck. He married the first chick who let him put his dick in her and she's run his life ever since.
So basically his marriage is like the Navy, he is the Captain but his wife is the Admiral.
 
I just wish there was a reliable way for confirmation. I have serious doubts the spin it in a centrifuge and inject in your fivehead method will yield definitive enough results and Nicky likely won’t directly address it. I do hold out hope in the future he goes on a drunken rant trashing the clinic about the huge sums of money he spent “on a [nameless or vague] procedure” that didn’t work.
 
New Elissa clip dropped about Nick's childhood. He has some issues. Somehow a preschool teacher "made" him afraid of toilets, and it's not hard to see how he got from there to here...


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Also, I hate this "joker" character. He looks short and it sounds like he transitioned from being a solid 2 on the dating market to a MGTOW moron. It's on brand for new Nick to hang out with him, though.
 
Maybe Rumble has something to do with that because I can't comprehend how their brands would align under Crowder unless he has become an addict since I last watched his show. The only common connection is their frequent clashes with YT in terms of bans. The ego clash would be of epic proportion behind the scenes. Nick doesn't like working underneath other people. Well I have some news for him. From everything I've seen, I don't think Crowder would tolerate any of his usual BS for any length of time. I've seen both in person and Crowder's gigs are run more professionally and are very organized. They are big on keeping to a schedule. Everything is arranged around the production of the show being the primary parasocial element. I didn't see any drunks or floozies at his events. His fanbase of YAF members dress really well, conservatively and are too uptight for that. There's some parasocial elements, but for the most part, they seem concerned about maintaining a certain image and are happy to interact with fans with conversation, but at a professional distance. They're happy with the meetings if they end up on social. Pictures make them happy. That's the draw. They want the organized appearances with fans to be publicized since it plays well with their young crowd. Though the conservative women there dressed sexy, it's much classier. They're not going to want his wife there in any of the tacky clothes she got from the casual section in the erotica shop. So he will stand out easily if their tastes don't align and that may annoy Crowder (because he's a jealous control freak). Steven is vocal about any hiccups as well especially when things don't go as planned. Anything not going well will be noted for sure. And yet they at least want to give the appearance that Crowder is all for the fans and people can relax when meeting him. So the complete utter opposite of Nick's philosophy when it comes to meeting his fans. My impression was that interactions with Nick might as well be throw away and not centered around the audience relationship, but rather his self-image. He doesn't attempt to make them memorable. Unless it's something tacky.

I could see Nick handle occasional appearances well if it is in his control, but I don't expect that he could survive under Crowder's thumb. It will become all too obvious he is not a very good team player. Crowder is a control freak by comparison and will have actual expectations.

He will manage to carve his own path to... wherever he ends up.

If what Nick is saying is accurate, the whole family (seven people) going regularly to a chiropractor makes me wonder what is collectively wrong that would require their attendance at the same day and time, and at noon no less. A very odd statement for him to make.

There's nothing wrong with the seven of them other than their parents being gullible idiots.

Chiropractic treatment is magical thinking BS.

Chiropractors love to rail against Western medicine about being heartless capitalists while portraying themselves as being holistic.

Then they run cash-only businesses that never actually cure anything but somehow still require weekly visits on Friday at noon for perpetuity.

Oh, and they start you at 3-4 times a week until you get 'aligned', then you come in when you 'feel out of alignment', 'your energy is blocked, on top of the weekly.

I do not knock on those who have serious back problems who get some relief from it or similar procedures like acupuncture, but for the normal person, diet, moderate exercise, and posture correction would do about the same.
 
I just wish there was a reliable way for confirmation. I have serious doubts the spin it in a centrifuge and inject in your fivehead method will yield definitive enough results and Nicky likely won’t directly address it. I do hold out hope in the future he goes on a drunken rant trashing the clinic about the huge sums of money he spent “on a [nameless or vague] procedure” that didn’t work.
I doubt we'll ever get confirmation. Since Nick does NOT read this thread, he will not be on guard not to give any information that could be construed as confirmation that he sought out hair loss treatments.

The reason I like the theory is it's consistent with his past behavior. Nick has continually overshared in an attempt to get attention and affirmation about the things he wants attention for while trying to stop just short of disclosing things that he thinks might lead to mockery or derision. Nick streamed from his Jamaican resort and even posted pictures with the resort name carefully cropped out, thinking that people wouldn't back out the resort's identity. He bragged about going to an underwear party in the Twin Cities thinking that nobody would look up what bars were holding underwear parties on that night or check social media from that bar.

Let's be honest. Nick had to drive some way to this appointment, and it was an excuse to stream from his Mustang and get backpats about his shiny new car from his Locals audience. My guess is he recognized that if he parked at the building where his appointment was it was at risk of being identified. He probably thought he was being clever by stopping at a gas station in the same way he thought he was clever by cropping out the big "HEDONISM II" sign at the beach.

The procedure is consistent with the type of treatment I'd expect he'd look into: Nick has recognized he's balding, but he is still sufficiently in denial to think he doesn't need to resort to surgical procedures or medication that risks possible side effects.

I am working on getting the receipts for it. Just placing a hook to harken back to once I have them.
Well, I felt I had to bring it up because right afterwards you criticized @Twitter Is Cancer for substantially the same behavior, and more importantly, this thread isn't hermetically sealed. There a lot of people lurking this thread. Almost certainly including at least some of the members of this secret Discord, if it exists.

And the Locals crowd has run an op against you to try to embarrass you by their own admission already (though that backfired and just made them look extremely stupid TBH) and according to @Cynthia Behave they were plotting against her as well, which seems at least facially plausible.

So now I have to wonder to what extent if any this secret Discord is all a massive op to fuck with this thread in some manner. Whenever I see "Discord" come up around these parts, my suspicion meter maxes out.
 
I'll never understand why apparently sentient people continue to fall for it and send their money, but it continues to fascinate me.

Where did simps and rubes send their money before e-thots and e-begging?

Sex 800 numbers? Strip clubs? MLM scams? Billy Graham evangelicals?
 
Ayo guys. Some commenter in the comment section of the MATI archiver just said that "drex fucking his wife". Is Nick a cuck? Drex fucked his wife?
That's been a running joke for years, even before the Balldo apocalypse caused a mass exodus of good will away from Nick. AFAIK, there's still no smoking gun.

That said, I'm like 80/20 on them swinging though. I just can't grasp any other reason why they went to Hedonism II. Or why Kayla would be okay with what goes on in his Locals.

Then again, I'm not a degenerate, and I had completely monogamous parents, so what the hell do I know.

New Elissa clip dropped about Nick's childhood. He has some issues. Somehow a preschool teacher "made" him afraid of toilets, and it's not hard to see how he got from there to here...
She also recently posted this...


Nick is trying, and failing, to compare his being made fun on and off the Farms to Tiger Woods.

And Null, to his credit, isn't having any of it.

Also, LOL...

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I think more and more people are starting to get it.

"I need money to fight Monty! Oh, and also, I coincidently want to buy a Ducati!"

Like how can you not take jabs at him now? This is the worse fucking way to do crowdfunding I have ever seen. No shit it's performing like ass. It's the antithesis of Vic Kicks Back.
 
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