Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

As it turns out Monty just dialed up a random personal injury attorney and at least based on Nick's commentary, Schneider appears to have been like "Rekieta? I fucking hate that guy!" and now everyone knows that. Great deterrence right there.

It's actually amazing, as someone pointed out, this dipshit Greered himself into a personal Skordas.

 

[beautiful person]

I didn't think about putting that in, that's a fun aside. Unfortunately it's too late for me to edit the post. Maybe the next person who posts something involving the midlifecrisismobile can add that since only requires a few extra words.

Fuck it, I'll just make a separate post for it, lol.

Edit: Nevermind @♂CANAM productions♂ got it!

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I didn't think about putting that in, that's a fun aside. Unfortunately it's too late for me to edit the post. Maybe the next person who posts something involving the midlifecrisismobile can add that since only requires a few extra words.

Done. Perhaps there lies balldos.

If Schneider really does hate him as much as Nick has advertised (great big brain move there), you could just call him up, ask him how much he wants as a retainer, and he'd be like "I hate that motherfucker, I'll do it for your pocket change!"

If anyone hates him it would be the judge. I don't think Nick will ever want to appear infront of this judge after this case, not as a lawyer nor as a client.

As far as I can tell, the claim dates back to a December 2016 blog post. It's a very lengthy post which only briefly mentions Monty. I think it was an attempt to repurpose the Umbrella Man video (which was to this point mainly associated with conspiracies relating to the Ramsey case) into a more contemporary conspiracy. I don't think it got any traction.

In the Elissa video below, Nick just keeps on digging by saying shit like
"been called a pedophile and a child murder"
"he claims the actress is of age, great I don't give a fuck" "even the FBI called Montagraph a pedophile".
I want fucking sources to that FBI "statement" Nick.
What's interesting to me is that Joker is defending Nick, either he is a poorly informed or a noseguard. I'll let you decide.

BONUS: "because nobody is going to sue you over shit you say on the internet, except this guy"
Nick, do you not remember the fucking Maddox Lolsuit or Vic's suit, or better yet Keemstar v. Romeo Lacoste where Romeo sued Keem for calling him a pedophile? Well, I guess you lost too many braincells to remember that YOU covered that lawsuit.

 

[localsinsight919]

It's funny because, even if the guy didn't hate Nick as much as Nick claimed, he probably does now that Nick has trash talked him for the past two months. He appeared convinced in the hearing that Nick had issued a legitimate rape threat against him, which is not really true, but kind of shows how Nick's drunken trash talk probably would play in front of a Willmar jury who don't really get the vibe Nick's going for.

In principle being a lawyer in the middle of nowhere would be an advantage in dodging defamation suits, especially when the case is "drunk man called me mean things on Internet". If you wanted a local attorney, there's not a long list to choose from and who would want to do it? As it turns out Monty just dialed up a random personal injury attorney and at least based on Nick's commentary, Schneider appears to have been like "Rekieta? I fucking hate that guy!" and now everyone knows that. Great deterrence right there.


I didn't think about putting that in, that's a fun aside. Unfortunately it's too late for me to edit the post. Maybe the next person who posts something involving the midlifecrisismobile can add that since only requires a few extra words.

Speaking of a Willmar jury... didn't Nick say on stream before that people at his church found out how vulgar and shit he is on stream and tried to excommunicate him or at least don't appreciate him being there? I vaguely remember him discussing it a while ago

 

[Strix454]

Speaking of a Willmar jury... didn't Nick say on stream before that people at his church found out how vulgar and shit he is on stream and tried to excommunicate him or at least don't appreciate him being there? I vaguely remember him discussing it a while ago

Nick, wife and family don't attend any church anymore. Nobody knows the exact reasons why they stopped attending. Nick has recently said that church is boring and that he prefers to celebrate "jewish feasts" with his homeschooling group. Over the last white, Nick has also produced some rather unusual religious ideas. He is promising to start doing streams on his religious ideas soon.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

If anyone hates him it would be the judge. I don't think Nick will ever want to appear infront of this judge after this case, not as a lawyer nor as a client.

And if this post summarizing his stream from the Mustang is to believed, he's seemingly priming the pump to go nuclear on the judge too:

- He has had mixed experiences with this judge, apparently.

I'm sure he'll throw his toys around if the motion to dismiss doesn't go his way. At least there's tons of judges in Kandiyohi County, I'm sure.

BONUS: "because nobody is going to sue you over shit you say on the internet, except this guy"

The funny thing about the "I was just making fun of the guy on the Internet!" line is that Monty was actually pretty clear in 2019 that he had no intention of suing Nick or Jim because they were just mocking him for the lolsuit he fiiled, which he viewed as fair game. He said he'd only sue them if they crossed the line where they started accusing him of crimes against children. Nick got drunk and crossed that red line, and he got sued. Just this time it was a real lawsuit with a real lawyer, which Nick clearly never expected.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Nick got drunk and crossed that red line, and he got sued. Just this time it was a real lawsuit with a real lawyer, which Nick clearly never expected.

So out of Montegraph and Rekieta, Montegraph can learn from past experiences and handle things in a mature manner, and Rekieta has not learned, or refuses to, and cannot handle things in a mature manner.
How is Rekieta better than Monty again?

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

I think Montagraph is a Metokur deep op so that he could become like the 4th incarnation of Metokur. Like Dr.Who but more retarded and gay.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I called it. I said Nick was following the Anthony Cumia trajectory perfectly. Broadcaster millionaire that bought a high end Mustang and is a raging alcoholic with a failed/failing marriage exploring polyamory. And now I get to add hair plugs to the list.

So who in this saga is going to be Nick's Sue Lightning?

 

[Strix454]

So who in this saga is going to be Nick's Sue Lightning?

Camelot. Nick and wife supposedly already shared a suite with him in Las Vegas.

 

[Anticipointment]

Is this peak performance?
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How funny, right after posts in this thread were commenting on how Nick abandoned the hot tub streams in favor of bitchin’ in the kitchen (cuz he’s totally not mad or bothered in any way) he announces a return to hot tub streaming.

 

[200MB]

This nigger's gonna get himself killed.

Apparently not satisfied with his $100,000 Mustang, he now want to get a $40,000 top of the line Ducati super bike. This isn't like your Mustang Nick, you wipe out on this thing and they'll be pouring you into the coffin lmao.

Not to mention you're currently fighting a very expensive lawsuit, remember? Unfucking believable.

 

[Poop Shoot]

‘People have been telling me to get a motorcycle’

lol no they haven’t

You’re right, he’s going to get himself killed. A man in his midlife with diagnosed sleep issues that he takes medicine for, as well as a hearty drinker, is not the person who needs to buy a brand new super bike.

His decision making skills are deteriorating rapidly.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

His latest Locals stream and chat:
"Fuck Minnesota"
translation: everyone in the local area knows the nigger who massaged my wife's tits twice, everyone now knows what kind of bisexual degenerate I am, time to reinvent myself somewhere else far away from family and those pesky adult boundaries
...
"I may at some point get a Ducati."

Yes he really looks like the sort of 30 something stacked young man, tanned by the sun and lean from hard work, who ends up buying a rich man's toy as a weekend toy for when they take breaks from their backbreaking physical labor during the week.

Also like all lolbertarians (anarchist dweebs), Rekieta is an authoritarian attention whoring fuckhead

 

[dustnight]

Nick and Drex complained about what in my opinion can only be this thread for several minutes last night.

Nick is NOT MAD at the the people here and recognizes that people are reflexively trying to speculate about Nick's personal life because they "allergic to having someone that they can look up to" ... Yes, he actually said this.

Nick then brings up Tiger Woods at length before insisting he's not comparing himself to Tiger Woods.

Nick is NOT angry at people speculating about a future divorce, he just thinks it's ridiculous. Drex is NOT angry at the idea of Internet anonymity or a duck collecting all of the "weird disparate things that you said" about a certain topic (while he doesn't name the site or poster, it seems likely he's talking about this post by @Not Who You Think at the end of this clip).

Here's the clip (with an irrelevant portion sped up).

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You’re right, he’s going to get himself killed. A man in his midlife with diagnosed sleep issues that he takes medicine for, as well as a hearty drinker, is not the person who needs to buy a brand new super bike.

She can't divorce him if he's dead.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Bug-eyes somewhat deep dive by true autists threw up some interesting crap:
"Woltjer" not "Rekieta" although she was married to Rekieta at the time? Rocky period in their marriage?

https://www.pinterest.com.au/mommakay1117/baby-woltjer-shower/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/IJlvt?wr

Meanwhile Rekieta fucked up his chat. And CGoody is no better.

 

[Spunt]

This isn't just a midlife crisis, this is a midlife nuclear apocalypse.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

‘People have been telling me to get a motorcycle’

Holy shit this is 'ALOTTAPEEPUL said that they like x' dsp level of coping

 

[Spaded Dave]

Nick hates when people tell him what to do and will reject it out of "principle". Yet whenever he wants to make any significant decision in his life he hides behind the idea that he's being told to do it and obviously has no free will to decline. Nick is the one who needs the father figure and he uses his fans as a surrogate. The issue is that he's also a petulant child and will rebel against any father figure that doesn't tell him what he wants to hear.

 

[I'm not a Robot]

Bug-eyes somewhat deep dive by true autists threw up some interesting crap:
"Woltjer" not "Rekieta" although she was married to Rekieta at the time? Rocky period in their marriage?

https://www.pinterest.com.au/mommakay1117/baby-woltjer-shower/

View attachment 5041917

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/IJlvt?wr

Moms don't throw their own baby showers. It's planned and put together by their friends and family. She was apparently doing that for someone named Woltjer.