Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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I really can't get over how super sizing normal looking dresses somehow turns them into fat toddler outfits.
 
Those backpacks look like the kind you'd pick up at Walmart for your kindergartner to carry his school folder and morning snack, only to be extremely annoyed when it fell apart as soon as the back to school deals ended and you had to pay full price for something decent.
It is not even that big. Here is one next to a normal size funko pop.
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I did a spit-take when she said she was going to sleep in an outfit for three nights and then wear it home on the plane. That's borderline for a normal person, but being crammed into a plane next to Anna wearing an outfit soaked in three nights of hog sweat and midnight Funyun dust is a violation of the Geneva Convention.
She ended up wearing it as an outfit in the middle of the trip because she got soaked lumbering after children in the splash pad for kids.
 
As a creaking, decrepit Boomer, the whole “influencer” world makes me shake my head. My generation had heroes we looked up to, genuinely accomplished people who’d done awesome stuff, often after many years of education and prep.

Yes, a lot of influencers still fit those criteria but too many are influencers for really superficial shit… makeup skills, great plastic surgery results; you get the drift.

I’m not at all versed in early Anna lore so other than the bikini in Times Square as a death fat, I’m not sure why she had or has so much reach. She is not particularly well educated, has no unique or really well developed skills and she seems incredibly immune to the normal consequences most of us would face if we demonstrated her behaviour. I’m thinking in particular of her job, bringing Data to work and that sort of thing.

Whatever she may have had going for her in the past, I don’t get anything inspirational or aspirational from her now. She seems more jangled and jittery with every video. Her impatience and frustration is over-riding any real desire to put together well planned and structured offerings. She comes across as annoyed, overlaid with a visibly increasing impression of someone who has lost their way or frankly, never really found it.

She has none of the classic attributes or stuff you’d expect from a woman of her age and financial background. No spousal unit, no children, not a whiff of a career that she enjoys and no pastimes she really enjoys.

Her size and health issues are catching up with her quickly and for all her brave talk of “taking charge”, she’s in a panic. The “some day” has arrived, like it or not. And she most certainly doesn’t like what’s happening.

She can’t hide her increasing difficulties with travel; we have eyes. Her life is reduced to shitty trips where she can do less and less. Between trips, her try on hauls are sad. Nothing is she appropriate, the colours are awful and nothing fits. She has nothing left but eating, lots of eating.

Who on earth is she influencing these days? Her reach must be shrinking quickly.
 
You can just tell that Data is disappointed and depressed as all fuck that Anna came back and got him. You can’t tell me anything different.
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Now that she is back from Disney….what exactly will she do? It’s coming up on May of this year. MORE clothing hauls? More doctors appointments??? And what WAS that TURRRRIBLE bit of news she got??????????
 
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I couldn't reply to DefCon Dumb, but I've been wondering this same thing myself. While all of her videos have some level of disconnect with reality, the packing video was a great example of just how much on another planet she really is. Who in the world is going to pack FOUR baby backpacks meant for little kids and cosplayers (costing somewhere around $90 each, no less), each packed with a themed outfit and matching Mickey ears for a Disney trip? Only an influencer of some sort would pack this way. She can't even get her shit together enough to do a packing video that offers tips that would even mildly appeal to the average traveler.

Even her comments are filled with feedback from people telling her she is out of touch, but as we've discussed before, she doesn't interact with them or seem to even read them unless she's checking out what "the haters" have to say. Interacting with followers is yet another "best practice" of influencing that she can't get right.

You can see her travel companion is getting more and more annoyed with her as the videos go on. She's really struggling to play along in the clip where Anna announces she's drenched and needs a little nap before their late-night adventure (which I'm sure involves sitting at a table and eating). Another "friend" bites the dust. I can't imagine being forced by Anna to wear matching outfits and Mickey ears for a whole trip while also being treated as an assistant, filming her over and over to "get the shot" and being dragged to and fro before finally being told that Anna is tired and needs a nap. She can hurple her ass back to the hotel to nap while her friend enjoys some sights and freedom.
 
I'm guessing that Anna's bad health news is an endometrial cancer, It's very common among the deathfats.
It certainly is not The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
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Some people should never wear orange. Many of them should never wear battleship gray either. Sailors might mistake them for the USS Nimitz and try to board them. Not my joke, but vaguely in context.

I have no idea how to make this image a thumbnail since I am linking it rather than attaching it, so that's why it's spoilered.
 
That packing video is fucking unhinged, I don't usually watch more than a few seconds of her drivel but I couldn't tear myself away from this one.

I did a spit-take when she said she was going to sleep in an outfit for three nights and then wear it home on the plane. That's borderline for a normal person, but being crammed into a plane next to Anna wearing an outfit soaked in three nights of hog sweat and midnight Funyun dust is a violation of the Geneva Convention.

Then she immediately 180'd and said that one of the packing cubes would be for her "dirty pajamas." Then went on to say that traveling home from Disney, she was sure to smell "pretty ripe. Pret-ty ripe." So awful.
She basically admitted she had no intention of showering during the trip.
 
Sailors might mistake them for the USS Nimitz and try to board them. Not my joke, but vaguely in context.
No Sailor would mistake her for the USS Nimitz. CVN-68 is more streamline and hydrodynamic. And the carrier would just smash through a beach upon landing, not faceplant into sand and whimper about it because LifeAlert isn't her thang.

However, she's probably just as buoyant as Ol' Numbnuts or any of her sister ships. Throw her in water and watch her float away.

I have the sick urge to see her in a one-piece swimsuit trying to do aqua aerobics just for the insane lolz of watching her trying to do any maneuvers while bobbing like a bouy in high seas. (rate deviant, dumb, whatever, idc)
 
Who in the world is going to pack FOUR baby backpacks meant for little kids and cosplayers (costing somewhere around $90 each, no less
I think those tiny Disney backpacks just have some collective unconscious draw for fatties. Maybe they have disproportionately long shoulder straps so they can comfortably wear them like a tiny square in the center of their backs, coupled with the tiny-ness of them working as an optical illusion tricking their fat brains into thinking it’s cute and smol. I also think that there’s some big venn overlap between being a Disney adult and being a great big fat person. Disney adults come in all shapes and sizes, but the main shape seems to be round, the main size enormous. Probably a connect between commercialized adolescence, lack of self control and discipline, and obese childless disposable wealth. Aside from Anna rattling around in my brain, I saw no less than four adult fat women wearing these tiny Disney backpacks as their main purse last week at work. The fattest one also had a Donald Duck leather wallet and was wearing a Disney land t-shirt. It’s quite bizarre.

Some people should never wear orange.

Yeah, she should know her colors well enough to tell it highlights her sickly yellow pallor and makes her rashy red arms and chest stand out like poison oak. It separates her two base colors in a really horrid way.
 
She basically admitted she had no intention of showering during the trip.
She already knows she won't even fit into her hotel room shower. How is that not a wake-up call.

Also lol at the packing video. Most people don't have that much trouble packing for a long weekend, but I suppose her clothes are also, at minimum, 5 times larger than anyone else's. I'd need help too if I needed to pack 4 sets of queen-size bedsheets wherever I went.
 
So, on a three day trip, I might pack one pair of sleepwear. But I’d never then wear it on the plane home, and I’d shower nightly before I put it on, especially in a humid place. It is in no way normal to wear in public what you sleep in after three nights, (or one) not even close. Not in a humid climate and not in a temperate climate. Not if you weight 100 lbs and certainly not if you weight 600. It’s just gross.

In fact, as a normal sized woman, I usually shower at least twice a day in humidity like Florida. I don’t really even sweat but there is something about the watery air that my long thick hair soaks up and makes unpleasant. It frizzes then smells dank, even after a daily wash. Humidity is hard on hair. I realize Anna has thin short hair and my type is worse, but humidity changes all hair.

Sorry for that personal detail, but it boggles my mind she won’t shower. She can-she can step in that tub that seems to have a shower curtain, turn the water on and at least twirl. She does it in every video for godssakes. And even it’s a glass shower door, it opens enough to get water on you. Half of them are three feet each side and it might be tight but she can get in. She can go through doors, after all. What is it she can’t do? Step into the tub? Clean up water that spills on the floor? Is she afraid of falling?

Okay, even if I’m wrong and she simply cannot squeeze through a shower door, she can buy one of those universal hoses that attach to bathtub spouts or sinks. I had a fish tank I used to fill with one of them. If there is a will, which there most certainly should be, there is a way. I just don’t believe she has no way to clean herself. But if she can’t? There are disabled rooms with walk in showers that fit wheelchairs, and she not should go unless she gets one.

A person with pride would not want to go out smelling like cheese and wet dog and wear filthy slept in clothes in public in an enclosed space like a plane. And shame on her “friend” for not saying “it’s time for you to shower, you are really ripe,” if it came down to it, she could pour ice buckets of water over her.

Look at her matted hair in the pictures of her after the kid play area. Her face is gross, as always, And her hair which normally looks greasy looks like a filthy animal. She has not washed that hair in so long it’s matted. If that was a cat the internet would be horrified. And it had to smell.

As for her popularity-Boogie still has 4 millions subs. One people sub, they can forget about you and never unsub. Anna begged for everybody to sub to her travel channel so she could get to a million by the end of the year, but it took nearly 4 months to get to 14k. I think that’s reflective of her true audience. On tik tok, maybe is more but it’s for freak show reasons.

She is doing everything to pretend things are the way they’ve always been, but it’s clear she’s going down hill at a faster rate.
 
A person with pride would not want to go out smelling like cheese and wet dog and wear filthy slept in clothes in public in an enclosed space like a plane.
I would say she has no pride but she seems to think it's super cute and just so "her" to go out looking like shit. She wore that messy hair, don't care or whatever t-shirt with actual messy hair that I'm positive she made look worse before she filmed, because we saw her do that before in at least one video (sorry, I'd never be able to find it, but it was one of her daily vlogs where she does behind the scenes and she completely scruffed up her raggedy hair to look extra bad on camera).
Most people who'd wear that shirt would make sure their hair wasn't messy, or was at least "messy" in a controlled way.

Is that "quirky" to look like crap? I think she saw some actually cute girls get away with not brushing their hair at breakfast in college and decided that was going to be her signature style for the rest of her life.

Plus laziness, fat, etc.
 
I’m not at all versed in early Anna lore so other than the bikini in Times Square as a death fat, I’m not sure why she had or has so much reach.

Because she's a fat, disgusting, deformed sideshow that people like to gawk at and share with friends, all the while telling her she's a thicc, inspirational goddess so that they feel less guilty about doing so.
 
I don't know about you here, but hasn't Anna not heard about vacuum space bags for her clothes? You would think that due to her massive consumerism, she would invest in those transparent vacuum bags for her clothes. Not to mention, wouldn't she take time to look for items that have convenient features, like collapsible suitcases from Rollink?
 
What is it she can’t do? Step into the tub? Clean up water that spills on the floor? Is she afraid of falling?
Probably drying off. She has to get into every crease and crevice and ensure it's completely dry to avoid fungal infections and skin breakdown.
It's probably quite time consuming and she's not close enough with this MUA friend to feel comfortable doing that around her, I imagine it would be terribly embarrassing.
So it's safer for her to just freshen up with baby wipes in the folds, armpits, groin.
 
I'm guessing that Anna's bad health news is an endometrial cancer, It's very common among the deathfats.
It certainly is not The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
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Some people should never wear orange. Many of them should never wear battleship gray either. Sailors might mistake them for the USS Nimitz and try to board them. Not my joke, but vaguely in context.

I have no idea how to make this image a thumbnail since I am linking it rather than attaching it, so that's why it's spoilered.
ALR has had uterine cancer, Chantal had cysts and stuff, and I think Jen Armstrong also claimed cancer. Would not be surprised. Imbalance of hormones due to obesity does indeed increase the risk of cancer by a lot.
 
She already knows she won't even fit into her hotel room shower. How is that not a wake-up call.

Also lol at the packing video. Most people don't have that much trouble packing for a long weekend, but I suppose her clothes are also, at minimum, 5 times larger than anyone else's. I'd need help too if I needed to pack 4 sets of queen-size bedsheets wherever I went.
Even though her clothing is relatively bulky, she had plenty of room for it in her suitcase. She even could've fit all four of those shitty little backpacks in there if she had folded the bottom panel up to flatten them before stuffing them in. She couldn't fit her shit because she "packed" in the most insane, inefficient way imaginable.
 
I don't know about you here, but hasn't Anna not heard about vacuum space bags for her clothes? You would think that due to her massive consumerism, she would invest in those transparent vacuum bags for her clothes. Not to mention, wouldn't she take time to look for items that have convenient features, like collapsible suitcases from Rollink?
She talked about them in her video with the packing cubes; she finds using the vacuum sealed bags cumbersome. In other words, Anna is too lazy to use vacuum sealed packing bags.

The packing cubes she showed in the video (not the Disnwy backpacks, actual packing cubes) do have a vacuum like effect somehow when you zip them round all the way, which seems sensible for a deathfat who can't reach the floor to grab a vacuum.
 
The backpack is Loungefly and it's dimensions are 9” W x 10.5” H x 4.5” D .
It is all items from Flower and Garden which tries to be ethnic.
So far these are the items she has shown.
Pineapple Skewer with Tajini Seasoning (Africa)
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Grilled Street Corn on the Cob with Savory Garlic Spread and Plant-Based Cotija Cheese (Florida Fresh)
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Potato Pancakes with house-made apple sauce (Germany)
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Tortelloni Primavera: Spinach tortelloni, sweet butter, pancetta, corn, peas, and fava beans (Italy)
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Orange Blossom Saffron Cake (Morocco)
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Sweet Cream Cheese Pretzel (Magic Kingdom)
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As always, I look at this spread of food and marvel at her ability to put away so much food, so quickly. An average person - or even someone somewhat overweight, or hell, even a lot of obese people - would feel sick to their stomach after putting away so much greasy, sugary crap. Her stomach must be the size of a small dog by now.

Also, I'm sorry to do this, but does anyone know whereabouts the whole Emely saga begins in this thread? I remember the whole Hawaii trip being such a joy to read, but I really can't recall the relationship between Anna and Emely, and I want to refresh myself.
 
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