DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Toby Flenderson]

Anther day of organic support

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Cashier: "Hello sir, how's your day going so far?"

Phil:
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Remember guys, Phil doesn't have a hand cart. No matter what he said to the contrary.

 

[Brabazon]

Anther day of organic support

 

[Corpun]

Cashier: "Hello sir, how's your day going so far?"

Phil:
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If Phil wasn't such a weirdo hermit I could see him filling in random people at the grocery store on his whole backstory, helicopter company, fatal car crash, murdering T in cold blood included.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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I've never seen this before. Definitely saving it

 

[Corpun]

So I got around to watching the Minecraft TIHYDP and holy shit, Phil genuinely IS a retard. I was a literal child when I was playing Minecraft and I fucking understood experimentation and trying to learn and memorize shit. Phil is such a mentally undeveloped moron he can't try and learn shit on his own or experiment.

No fucking wonder he's needed his hand held for everything in life. I bet his fucking mom did his homework for him.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Did you know that you can use Gamer Points earned playing Xbox games to redeem for DoorDash? I'm sure Phil does. Credit to @Mr Stuff:

So I got around to watching the Minecraft TIHYDP and holy shit, Phil genuinely IS a retard. I was a literal child when I was playing Minecraft and I fucking understood experimentation and trying to learn and memorize shit. Phil is such a mentally undeveloped moron he can't try and learn shit on his own or experiment.

No fucking wonder he's needed his hand held for everything in life. I bet his fucking mom did his homework for him.

It really does bring into question why he really had Papavera going in and making things for him. That, and the fact that I'm sure this was his origin of "chill" streams.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I'm itching for a WWE Champions end of service arc.

 

[RougeRed]

I love how in hindsight you can clearly see that Rambo is laughing his ass off listening to this.

And the bugged eyed thing he does when he's lying his ass off about something.

 

[Iron Father]

And the bugged eyed thing he does when he's lying his ass off about something.

The moment he starts ranting and his eyes bug to the right.

 

[Fapcop]

This is complete bullshit. No doctor said this to him. He may have had a pulled muscle or nerve like sciatic, but no doctor told him that he'd either need surgery or stop lifting heavy things for the rest of his life. People with disc injuries and deteriorating vertebrae can hardly walk let alone all the nonsense clown shit he pulls on his streams. Fucking liars like this need to be called out on their bullshit without hesitation at all times.

Wouldn’t be surprised if the doc said something along those lines, but only because he wanted to scare Phil out of malingering.

“I don’t see any physical reason for the pain you’re reporting Mr. Burnell. However, if the pain continues, it might mean a dangerous surgery that could lead to severely diminished quality of life. Not being able to do normal things like lift things for example.”

But instead of saying “OK doc! I guess I’ll tough it out, get back to work and hopefully feel better in a week!” like a normal person, Phil’s gout brain turned it into “You got a sooper special injury dood!”

If Phil wasn't such a weirdo hermit I could see him filling in random people at the grocery store on his whole backstory, helicopter company, fatal car crash, murdering T in cold blood included.

I could never imagine Phil as a father, but I can easily picture him as a grandfather, retelling the same stories over and over again.

“Now back in the day, I was one of the first people to play games on YouTube! There weren’t anything like it! So I started calling it ‘play through a’. Now that was waaay back in the beginning of YouTube! I tied an onion to my belt, as was the style of the time and….”

 

[Robust User]

Phil’s gout brain turned it into

I agree. Phil's a liar.

 

[Surly Muppet]

You cannot convince me that he doesn't have some kind of problem with his mouth.
This droop has been exceptionally bad the last two days. It use to just really show when he did his clown face, but it seems to be consistently visible now.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

If Phil wasn't such a weirdo hermit I could see him filling in random people at the grocery store on his whole backstory, helicopter company, fatal car crash, murdering T in cold blood included.

I'm certain that he gives a whole mini-prestream to whatever poor customer service agent Karen Burnell connects to.

I could never imagine Phil as a father, but I can easily picture him as a grandfather, retelling the same stories over and over again.

His prestream rambles remind me a lot of my grandpa when he just got diagnosed with Alzheimer's, especially when he's retelling something. The first 30 seconds of the story start well enough, then suddenly he veers into some barely related sub story, then he had to add kahntekst to his sub story which wastes a bunch more time, then he forgets where he was in the main story he wanted to tell and just repeats himself again before starting another barely related sub story or retelling the sub story he just said once more, just worded differently and before you know it a half an hour has passed and neither him nor you know what the fuck was just said.

 

[hector85]

It use to just really show when he did his clown face, but it seems to be consistently visible now.

lets hope he had another mini stroke.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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You cannot convince me that he doesn't have some kind of problem with his mouth.
This droop has been exceptionally bad the last two days. It use to just really show when he did his clown face, but it seems to be consistently visible now.

That and in combination with his constant licking his teeth when he talks. It can't be a tic.

 

[curbside2]

Anyone have a backup of TIHYDP Resident Evil 0? It was my favorite and it seems Phil got it taken down.

 

[myone]

You cannot convince me that he doesn't have some kind of problem with his mouth.

PoP made a similiar observation during a recent stream:

When was the last time DSP has seen a dentist (that we know of)?

 

[Balr0g]

Seeing all this zombie support I really really want to see a new chargeback saga just to see the pig squeal. Will most likely not happen but it would be funny.. I wonder if Phil knows how precarious his life has become having to depend on 1-2 persons (if even) or if he deludes himself into "This support will always be here" (just like he did with Machinima, Twitch, etc)

 

[Surly Muppet]

When was the last time DSP has seen a dentist (that we know of)?

Well, the last time he was asked was during a prestream in June of 2022.
The most recent mention - 1:01:35
He responded facetiously and never offered any serious response. That's usually indicative that he doesn't have an answer that would sound good. Almost all other mentions seem to be stories about going to a dentist as a kid and apparently them having various games in the waiting area.
He has, on several occasions, given a similar facetious response about loving the dentist.
So his teeth are probably a mess.

Good news though, that's linked to higher risk of heart disease!

Seeing all this zombie support I really really want to see a new chargeback saga just to see the pig squeal. Will most likely not happen but it would be funny.. I wonder if Phil knows how precarious his life has become having to depend on 1-2 persons (if even) or if he deludes himself into "This support will always be here" (just like he did with Machinima, Twitch, etc)

It'd be nice, but the fact that he's completely unconcerned about chargebacks means that the handful of people he has are probably the diehards that he trusts. At this point, it's looking like long-running diehards too, as people like Dentboxer who run multiple socks have been there for a while. I think they'd really have to have a mental breakdown or be personally insulted by Phil before they'd consider stopping, and I don't know that this crowd would have the guts to charge him back so much as quietly skulk away.

The main weak point right now is going to be the amount of strain they're under as a small group sustaining his lifestyle. I think we're already seeing cracks because they can't whale every stream to compensate for the absence of the more volatile whales who would previously fill the gaps between. They're basically always on call now.