I don't understand how you can show up, insult a guy, strawman him, refuse to engage with his opinion at all even after you are the one who replies to him first, and then just peace out like this is somehow beneath you. This is such a clusterfuck of retardation I don't even know how someone doesn't stop for a second to think "maybe this'll make me look like a jackass, probably not a good idea to post this."
The other guy even tried to take the high road, and offered that with an apology; they could both walk away as men:
Shane never lost sight of blood though... he is just in camouflage, using skills taught to him during his Secret Service on how to covertly approach your target without them expecting...
Shane thinks, "I will get him. I will show him that he is anti 2A and anti self defense!"
Alright! Mike took the bait! He remained the bigger man, held to the agreement, and decide to shake Shane's hand in a truce.
What a gentleman and a scholar!
Mike did his part, and now Shane just has to follow through with his promise and they can walk away as men; agreeing to disagree.
Oh no! It was a trick! Massa Nokes fooled this guy into thinking they were about to break conversation amicably!
NOT MAD THO
Perplexed at this situation, and wondering why they are continuing... Mike softly moves forward again
This time suggesting that maybe she shouldn't go out of her way to threaten people who don't exist...
At this point, the kettle bursts and Shame makes his now infamous @TwitterSafety alerting tweet:
He lunges! He strikes! Left hook! Right hook!
He calls Mike's unwillingness to fight on the internet and attempts at peace "playing dumb." How could the most important thing to Mike LaBella NOT BE defeating the final boss of the Xbox Forums - Mr. Mountain Dew on XBox Himself, Shane "Butterknife in the Drain" The Train Nokes?!
He furiously accepts the other guys apology, and twists the olive branch into a spear, stabbing it straight into the arguments of Mike, winning the battle Mike tried to end several tweets ago.
Content in his superior genetics and intelligence, and authorized by decades of online policing, Shame "Massa" Nokes proudly declares:
Conversation over.