Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Vince Neil looks like fucking shit these days

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I mean the hilarious part is that as much as we've blown past "pull up!" into "RETARD! RETARD! RETARD!" territory, he's not without options.

(The actual retard alerts)
What makes Ian Johma terminally funny-for-mockery is that he's created his own character incapable of being anything other than cucked. But do you know what people love even more than mocking a retard? Redemption. The whole destroying-your-role-models schtick with the Goldman-Murphy-Rekeita Complex is fucking passe by now. Here's a whole host of ideas for video series, not even one-poppers:

• Exorcising a Succubus: how to find a good affordable attorney to make as clean a break as possible from your emotional vampire of a wife. Bonus content- sicking immigration on your foreigner wife who insisted your entire marriage look like a joke despite its authenticity.
• Escaping a Toxic Bughive: not only finding some escape from the LA brain rot but undertaking personal change so your immigration isn't simply exporting the toxicity.
• Making Amends: go camp out with Sam while planning the full escape. He'll eat some crow and probably be humiliated, but Anisa does that anyway. It'll be funny and maybe actually make inroads. It's necessary crow-eating after being this butthurt for this long.
• Revisit your good roots- shoot a biopic series on Joji and where he started compared to where he is now. Someone who was there is uniquely positioned to document this subject.

It would require admitting his mistakes, having some humility, and correcting course. I think he'd literally rather die than undertake any one of those three. It's not the lack of options that makes the milk spring forth here. It's the plentiful alternatives our lolcow refuses for no reason other than their deficient psychology.

You know what's the most depressing part of this post? It's that I have hope that Ian could take this root and do a complete 180 on his reputation. But in a more realistic sense, it will never happen. He's still gonna be a dipshit under his wife skirt.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

I mean the hilarious part is that as much as we've blown past "pull up!" into "RETARD! RETARD! RETARD!" territory, he's not without options.

(The actual retard alerts)
What makes Ian Johma terminally funny-for-mockery is that he's created his own character incapable of being anything other than cucked. But do you know what people love even more than mocking a retard? Redemption. The whole destroying-your-role-models schtick with the Goldman-Murphy-Rekeita Complex is fucking passe by now. Here's a whole host of ideas for video series, not even one-poppers:

• Exorcising a Succubus: how to find a good affordable attorney to make as clean a break as possible from your emotional vampire of a wife. Bonus content- sicking immigration on your foreigner wife who insisted your entire marriage look like a joke despite its authenticity.
• Escaping a Toxic Bughive: not only finding some escape from the LA brain rot but undertaking personal change so your immigration isn't simply exporting the toxicity.
• Making Amends: go camp out with Sam while planning the full escape. He'll eat some crow and probably be humiliated, but Anisa does that anyway. It'll be funny and maybe actually make inroads. It's necessary crow-eating after being this butthurt for this long.
• Revisit your good roots- shoot a biopic series on Joji and where he started compared to where he is now. Someone who was there is uniquely positioned to document this subject.

It would require admitting his mistakes, having some humility, and correcting course. I think he'd literally rather die than undertake any one of those three. It's not the lack of options that makes the milk spring forth here. It's the plentiful alternatives our lolcow refuses for no reason other than their deficient psychology.

I was just discussing this with my girlfriend last night, Misster Johma could end up being one of the legends of the internet almost overnight if he did a few simple things.
Break up with Anusa.
Eat some crow and say, "I was wrong, I let the pussy get in the way of myself."
Take his inital lashings with some humility.
Make some content relating to becoming a human again, and regaining connections with those he's distanced from now.
( I genuinely believe that if Ian asked, and was genuine, the whole crew might even come back for another Cake style video one time only.)

And the most important thing of them all, the single biggest thing that would turn the tide almost overnight.
Announce CC3. Make damn sure everyone knows Anusa is NOT involved.
Ask Sam to train him the full year prior, make a series about it.
Make Froggy Fresh the big redemption bout.
And then win. Even if he loses his fight, he loses as a man. Instead of a monkey.

Powerlevel incoming.
I've been in a situation with BPD pussy same as him, I just broke it off when I realized it. But it was already bad, I had cut people off and changed. I regret that I never got to spend more time with my Ol Man because he was "toxic." If my friends hadn't forgiven my alienation, I'd have had nothing left when I walked out.
I was bitter towards Ian, but after seeing his face during the post fight interview, I realized that I am not looking at Misster Ian Johma.
I'm looking at a completely broken, demoralized, and empty human having the realization that they have utterly nothing. That everything that they have tried has failed, desptie the best efforts to pay to win.
Like looking at the schoolyard bully after a car wreck left them with the mental capacity of a 4 year old.
I think the shell is a joke. But the man may still be in there.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

It was because it was a >muh wholesome "charity" event. If you're expecting real fights, you should tune in to professional boxing events. Barnatt belongs there and should attend one as a fighter if he'd put his money where his mouth is.

It's a charity event. This is like someone going to a flag football charity event, spear tackling an old boomer, and doing a Ray Lewis celebration dance while the old fart lays there twitching.

This seems like a non sequitur to me. Yes its a charity event, so what? By this logic non of them should have practiced at all and just slapfought one another for 15 minutes.

I don't see how charity event somehow means that they shouldn't try or take it seriously, they are raising money, not begging for it. The idea is you raise money by putting on a good show that people want to give money to instead of using the event as an excuse to ask people to give it to you for no reason.

 

[CoolFool]

Everyone acts like Ian would be better if he dumped Anisa, but I don't buy it. He's a loser with or without her.

 

[A Sunset]

I mean the hilarious part is that as much as we've blown past "pull up!" into "RETARD! RETARD! RETARD!" territory, he's not without options.

(The actual retard alerts)
What makes Ian Johma terminally funny-for-mockery is that he's created his own character incapable of being anything other than cucked. But do you know what people love even more than mocking a retard? Redemption. The whole destroying-your-role-models schtick with the Goldman-Murphy-Rekeita Complex is fucking passe by now. Here's a whole host of ideas for video series, not even one-poppers:

• Exorcising a Succubus: how to find a good affordable attorney to make as clean a break as possible from your emotional vampire of a wife. Bonus content- sicking immigration on your foreigner wife who insisted your entire marriage look like a joke despite its authenticity.
• Escaping a Toxic Bughive: not only finding some escape from the LA brain rot but undertaking personal change so your immigration isn't simply exporting the toxicity.
• Making Amends: go camp out with Sam while planning the full escape. He'll eat some crow and probably be humiliated, but Anisa does that anyway. It'll be funny and maybe actually make inroads. It's necessary crow-eating after being this butthurt for this long.
• Revisit your good roots- shoot a biopic series on Joji and where he started compared to where he is now. Someone who was there is uniquely positioned to document this subject.

It would require admitting his mistakes, having some humility, and correcting course. I think he'd literally rather die than undertake any one of those three. It's not the lack of options that makes the milk spring forth here. It's the plentiful alternatives our lolcow refuses for no reason other than their deficient psychology.

Holy shit. This would be some of the best content on YouTube. What the fuck, Ian. Get it together.

 

[Haramburger]

More photos of the event are slowly coming out. Even fresh after his loss, Anisa can’t put her phone away
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They’ve invested at least 2 million into this gay ass boxing, that’s 2 million dollars worth of therapy idubbbz could’ve given Anisa instead of this continued cringe castration

Hahahahaha holy fuck what are these things behind the cattle gates


Crocs
Covered in tats like Anisa? Or is that a lighting effect?
One novelty glove, clapping
Wendy's hamburger girl hair
huge fanny pack

Purple dangerhair
more eyeshadow than Mimi from the Drew Carey Show
titflap purse
Croc FLAIR lmao
terminally on her phone... RELEASE THE FOOTAGE, HAMBEAST

Everyone acts like Ian would be better if he dumped Anisa, but I don't buy it. He's a loser with or without her.

He could find a better fan to fuck. Despite the curse of fucking your fans, any one of them would be an improvement over Anisa

 

[Vampirdžija]

Everyone acts like Ian would be better if he dumped Anisa, but I don't buy it. He's a loser with or without her.

If he dumps her, who does he even have left on a friend and family level? He isolated himself, cut off his family and squeezed into the LA hipster scene where everyone will drop him instantly, kind of a horrifying thought. At least he still has his one true fan, Sam.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Hahahahaha holy fuck what are these things behind the cattle gates
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Lmao, they look like ogres that came straight from a swamp.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Everyone acts like Ian would be better if he dumped Anisa, but I don't buy it. He's a loser with or without her.

He was a loser before her, but he seemed fairly well adjusted and most importantly he didn't let his shitty personal life get in the way of his successful youtube career. Anisa convinced him to go full retard and embrace being a cringy, greasy fuckup just like she is, publicly. She made him into a clown.

The only reason anyone has any hope for idubbbz is the funny edginess of his old content. People want to believe that he can bring some of that magic back and use it to turn himself into a new, actually better person -- if he dumps Anisa who is doing her utmost to emasculate him and chain him down. I think it's extremely unlikely, but that's exactly what would make it the stuff of legend if it did somehow happen. I think it's more likely that she will dump and divorce rape him once the misery (and BPD) really settles in and she realizes his career is in tatters and he will never do anything about it while they're together. She'll ride him into the ground and check out.

 

[Sev07]

Hahahahaha holy fuck what are these things behind the cattle gates
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Cattle

 

[Big Merv]

He could find a better fan to fuck.

She's his only fan.

 

[A Sunset]

If he dumps her, who does he even have left on a friend and family level? He isolated himself, cut off his family and squeezed into the LA hipster scene where everyone will drop him instantly, kind of a horrifying thought. At least he still has his one true fan, Sam.

I mean at this point he’s all-in on the “formerly edgy reformed libshit“ track. Hanging out with Hassan and H3H3 trying to build a new fanbase and grift. He went scorched Earth and shit on his old fans to try and get new ones. This won’t work, of course.

If Ian abandoned ship now, he would be hated and mocked by basicallly everyone. I think his teary breakdown after his fight was due to realizing this fact. Genuinely, he’s in a bad spot.

Ironically, if he went full retard and made content with Sam he could have a comeback I bet. But Ian doesn’t want to leave his cozy LA libshit paradise, bottom line.

 

[JelloJerk]

just let it flow imo, you can't pull hair very well in boxing gloves anyway.

I always thought the hair thing was so it didn't get in the way. It would get annoying very quickly.

Everyone acts like Ian would be better if he dumped Anisa, but I don't buy it. He's a loser with or without her.

Sad but true. It's hard to remind myself that Ian is in fact an empty vessel and the only reason he was ever based was because he was hanging out with based people and just absorbed their personality, much like how he's absorbed Anisa's personality (and greasy tattooed appearance). However, being single has to be better than this. Maybe he goes back to his family and absorbs his Christian roots, that would be an upgrade. Even if he continues to be a tattooed up greasy monkey, at least Anisa wouldn't be there to make it worse.

 

[Drkinferno72]

This is why I respect joji for getting out when he did. He could have been cucked like idubbz.

 

[CoolFool]

He was a loser before her, but he seemed fairly well adjusted and most importantly he didn't let his shitty personal life get in the way of his successful youtube career. Anisa convinced him to go full retard and embrace being a cringy, greasy fuckup just like she is, publicly. She made him into a clown.

The only reason anyone has any hope for idubbbz is the funny edginess of his old content. People want to believe that he can bring some of that magic back and use it to turn himself into a new, actually better person -- if he dumps Anisa who is doing her utmost to emasculate him and chain him down. I think it's extremely unlikely, but that's exactly what would make it the stuff of legend if it did somehow happen. I think it's more likely that she will dump and divorce rape him once the misery (and BPD) really settles in and she realizes his career is in tatters and he will never do anything about it while they're together.

I get why people see it this way but I feel like this ignores how much of a weak willed loser you have to be to let someone like Anisa ruin your life. If someone who isn't even smart or hot can break Ian, then practically anyone can. If not her, it would be someone else.

Also, let's not forget that Ian is the one who called Froggy all in a tizzy when he learned that Froggy was talking to Sam. Ian clearly has a fragile ego, just like Anisa.

 

[Runescape Sperg]

Now that Anisa unlocked: here is the non-binary they/them trans man CreatorClash hired as the social media manager.
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I don’t know whose gf this is but the fact they hired her instead of an actual PR manager explains the shit handling of the Froggy situation

AHHH GOD I'M GONNA POOOOOON

 

[DumbDude43]

If someone who isn't even smart or hot can break Ian, then practically anyone can.

that is true, but i don't thinkk it means that ian was uniquely weak.
i'd say the majority of men are vulnerable to this, most are just lucky enough to not run into a bpd girl who wants to do this to them.

 

[Star Platinum]

re: Dad beating the fuck out of that reddit chungus guy, it was kind of a lose-lose situation. if he had pulled his punches and gone easy on the guy, we'd all be sitting here saying "lel what a soygolem. there's no force behind those punches, did he even train for this?"

i don't like the tweaker and he seems fucked in the head, but this is boxing and i don't understand the pearl-clutching, personally.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

The only reason anyone has any hope for idubbbz is the funny edginess of his old content.

he’s doing a good job of getting of all those people