Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

Maybe I'm retarded, but if egg prices are so high wouldn't it make more sense just to buy powdered eggs in bulk to keep in storage rather than doing it yourself with currently expensive ones? Not to mention the risk of salmonella, even though Jack's probably immune to it now.

Hell, if he's so concerned about an upcoming egg shortage, why not just get some chickens after they move to a supposedly more rural area?

No that actually does make more sense. But the difference is he's got a freeze dryer and so he needs to use it.

Here's an example. On Amazon you can get a 50 pound box of powdered eggs for $1499.00. Why you'd need that much is another story but still that's 50 pounds for $3500 less than he paid for his freeze dryer. And no need to use electricity to run it or anything else. Sure break that up and throw a bunch into your freeze dry bags with the oxygen absorber and they'll last for 25 years which is how long you'd probably take to eat that many powdered eggs.

Or go small. A 4 pound pail of powdered eggs that makes 144 servings only costs you $200. This faggot did 18 eggs and acts like it's a money saver.

They’ll just die from jack’s neglect.

Nah he'd just eat them for the salmonella.

Surprisingly, the chances of an egg with Salmonella are quite rare, the egg itself doesn't actually have Salmonella but the Chickens do. Salmonella is transferred from the chicken poop to the eggs shell, but they are washed off twice, once at the farm and another at the store. It's why it's safer to eat store bought eggs than local or your own eggs.

This is what most people don't get. The salmonella exists in the chicken's digestive tract. Not the eggs themselves. If the eggs are washed properly then the risk of salmonella is gone. If you're really paranoid just do this. Get a spray bottle and fill it with a 50/50 solution of bleach and water. Spritz your eggs in the sink and let them sit there for 30 seconds then rinse them off properly. This is what I do when making something that requires raw egg yolks or when making a meringue.

 

[Poutine It Here]

Right now on Amazon you can get the equivalent of 26 whole eggs in powder form for under $15. I am sure it can be found cheaper if I looked more.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Are we talking about Ted Pinnock, or are we talking about someone else? Because I only know about him because Penn and Teller talked about him on Bullshit.

The guy I remember might be totally different (same state actually, but different areas), but looking up Ted Pinnock the similarities are kinda crazy. Looks like Pinnock sued an IHOP in '93, while the guy I remember went after Denny's in the mid 2000's but the situation was really similar.
All we need is for Jack to sue Waffle House and the trifecta will be complete!

 

[desudesu]

Imagine going to the movies with your kids and you see a morbidly obese old man yelling at a kids movie over something “political”

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It's been over slightly two days and it is still radio silence from fatty. Did he die in the theater after having an aneurysm from the seething at the AGENDAS? Usually the fat man will start karening out online after the movies. If that's the case, I hope this impact will render him even more disabled.

 

[Ja'amUnbago]

Regarding the London Broil discussion; I use it as a substitute for venison in a recipe. I need a lean cut of meat and with the way its seasoned (and sauced) its pretty good. I'm sure there's other ways to use it to, that's the beauty of cooking, discovery.

Regarding Jack, his cookbook, and his furthering decent into retardation; this man should have quit before he got this bad, but we wouldn't have content. His videos actually make me queasy, Cooking with Kay's videos couldn't even do that and the shit she makes looks unedible. I'm honestly interested in his cookbook, I'd be tempted to grab a copy just to see what's in it and to post photos/scans of it to here. I just don't want to give the wendigo any of my money.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

We've had complete radio silence from Jack for the last 48 hours. The last known communication from Jack was on the afternoon of the 14th, on Facebook, about going to see the Mario movie. The last time we had this kind of silence from Jack, it was because he was in the ICU. What's going on?

 

[p1138]

We've had complete radio silence from Jack for the last 48 hours. The last known communication from Jack was on the afternoon of the 14th, on Facebook, about going to see the Mario movie. The last time we had this kind of silence from Jack, it was because he was in the ICU. What's going on?

Oh god, what if Fatty finally choked and died on popcorn because he was frothing at the mouth screaming about the gay agenda because mario kept making bing bing wahoo noises and Fatty knows fuck all about video games? It's not like Tammy could wrestle him out of the scootypuff and perform the heimlich maneuver on his morbidly obese ass(ignoring tammy's own fatness for a moment, is it even possible to do that for deathfats like Jack? or do you just pummel them on the back and hope they cough up whatever is stuck between the fat folds in their airway?)

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Oh god, what if Fatty finally choked and died on popcorn because he was frothing at the mouth screaming about the gay agenda because mario kept making bing bing wahoo noises and Fatty knows fuck all about video games? It's not like Tammy could wrestle him out of the scootypuff and perform the heimlich maneuver on his morbidly obese ass(ignoring tammy's own fatness for a moment, is it even possible to do that for deathfats like Jack? or do you just pummel them on the back and hope they cough up whatever is stuck between the fat folds in their airway?)

I'm just postulating here, but lifting up a normal-sized person requires a certain amount of strength along with the person you're trying to lift up helping. This situation here is different in that Tammy's a middle-aged woman who would have a bit of trouble lifting anyone up, especially someone who's seriously dead weight like Jack.

Oh, and by the way, it's not recommended to slap someone on the back if they're choking. It might only make whatever's choking lodge deeper into their windpipe.

 

[p1138]

I'm just postulating here, but lifting up a normal-sized person requires a certain amount of strength along with the person you're trying to lift up helping. This situation here is different in that Tammy's a middle-aged woman who would have a bit of trouble lifting anyone up, especially someone who's seriously dead weight like Jack.

Oh, and by the way, it's not recommended to slap someone on the back if they're choking. It might only make whatever's choking lodge deeper into their windpipe.

Right, just lifting a large healthy man requires effort. Now take a fatass like Jack. What, 300 pounds since he's short? How do you get your arms around his gunt to even do anything? That's why I asked what someone would be expected to actually do in a situation like that with one of these deathfats. And again, still having to wrestle his lard ass out of the scooty puff.

Apparently all you can do for these fatties is just grab them around the moobs and try to apply pressure to their ribcage. No way Tammy is going to be able to do that for Fatty if necessary. He can't get himself out of the scooty puff, she won't be able to get him out of it let alone standing. And she's got her own gut in the way to prevent being able to grab Fatty and get her hands together. And yes, I'm aware that a normal human could do this to someone seated in a chair, but we're talking about a lardass trying to assist a deathfat. The only they can regularly get their arms around is a KFC bucket.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Apparently all you can do for these fatties is just grab them around the moobs and try to apply pressure to their ribcage. No way Tammy is going to be able to do that for Fatty if necessary.

There are a couple of anti-choking devices (no thrusts or compressions) for sale out there; maybe one of them would want to sponsor Jack!

 

[Exist0]

The Eternal Harness, now in chicken sizes

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

There are a couple of anti-choking devices (no thrusts or compressions) for sale out there; maybe one of them would want to sponsor Jack!
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It’s the pipe blaster for deathfats. Why spend $50 - $60 for a Dechocker or Lifevac. Jack can get one of these on Amazon for $10. Just think of all the blockage busting power available for TamHam to use on Jack! I can’t wait for the product review!

 

[BlastMonk]

I hadn't checked ths thread in a few weeks and I was thinking if fat Jack had kicked the bucket yet. The lack of a follow up on the movie is surely a sign that something it very wrong. If he was dead someone would have found his death certificate by now perhaps he experinced stroke 5 or a heart attack. I scared to see what a fifth stroke would do to his brain considering hs already noticable cognitive decline

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I hadn't checked ths thread in a few weeks and I was thinking if fat Jack had kicked the bucket yet. The lack of a follow up on the movie is surely a sign that something it very wrong. If he was dead someone would have found his death certificate by now perhaps he experinced stroke 5 or a heart attack. I scared to see what a fifth stroke would do to his brain considering hs already noticable cognitive decline

Did somebody check Garret's posts? If Jagoff had finally pushed off I'm pretty sure he'd have said something.

My guess is he and Hammy had a tiff and because he can't see properly wasn't able to push the right buttons to get his word out.

Not that we need it but the Mario Bros movie is doing gangbusters with both audiences and critics.

 

[desudesu]

Still not a word from Jack; no karening out on boomerbook, no activity on twitter and radio silence from Qarolyn, Qali and co.

In the PCTLM discussion, some Foodjacks postulated that Jagoff might've finally stroked out the 5th time from the Firehouse subs and/or the excessive seething at the Mario movie, and Hammy put her trotter down this time to cover up his hospitalization such as telling Qali and her Mum to STFU about it on their socials.

These are all conjectures, so we'll see if Jagoff resumes his activity on boomerbook.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Dang it, y'all got me excited Jack had gotten some hens. Is he the kind of boomer to care about brown vs white eggs?

 

[ddlloo]

Dang it, y'all got me excited Jack had gotten some hens. Is he the kind of boomer to care about brown vs white eggs?

If one egg is bigger than the other, yes.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

If the worst didn’t happen to Jack perhaps he suffered a blackout or something happened to his internet

Inb4 he’s dead

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Anyways with Jack, what does everyone think should be in his cookbook?
Raw-bag'n-Chik'n
Party Cheese Salad
Crunchy no-fry Ribs
Botulism Pickles
Wet brine Cheek'n
Garbage Stew
"No shit in the street, but in your sheet" Butter Chicken

He's gotta divide it into the main 4 food groups, salmonella, e. coli, botulism, and clostridium. then break them down based on how many pounds of cheese you need per dish. The final chapter can be signs and symptoms of a heart attack and stroke.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Still not a word from Jack; no karening out on boomerbook, no activity on twitter and radio silence from Qarolyn, Qali and co.

In the PCTLM discussion, some Foodjacks postulated that Jagoff might've finally stroked out the 5th time from the Firehouse subs and/or the excessive seething at the Mario movie, and Hammy put her trotter down this time to cover up his hospitalization such as telling Qali and her Mum to STFU about it on their socials.

These are all conjectures, so we'll see if Jagoff resumes his activity on boomerbook.

It would be pretty funny if Jack devouring that sandwich and making that mushroom cheeseburger sludge was what caused his next medical episode so soon out of the hospital. Its like as if God was really trying to hammer the facts down, but really its just Jacks horrible diet and his incessant need to consume shit because he feels so insecure as a fat manlet and has no use to society or his family.

Im putting my chips on Tammy finding out how fucking difficult it is to make adjustments for a fat retard who wont do anything to help. Jack makes it worse in this case as he is actively making his situation worse whether he knows it or not and his wife is gonna start letting it slip how much she hates this situation. Look at parents who have severely disabled or handicapper children. They might love them to death but they also deeply resent the burden caring for their children can be and some wish it never happened. Tammy is falling into this zone. Im sure she bitched at him and shut off the tv or internet and all Jack can do is just sit there.