Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

[AirdropShitposts]

>Taking a gender affirming stroll through London barefoot to liberate my dainty soles
>Get cutaneous tuberculosis and exotic foot fungus
>"Diversity is our strength"

Don't worry, he wasn't barefoot:


lol:

From among all the people talking about how they're scared this could happen:


Here's the full sized pictures of the aftermath of the transphobic attack:


Ooof, transphobia against the victim:

 

[AfghanBlue]

“ALDO send *them* new shoes!”

Bitch you done

Why should a company send this fat born-rich, clutz man some new shoes for his own idiocy?
This is clearly what he wanted too.
Worst thing being they probably will.

Love that he ended up getting They’d in the package with his transparent plan.

 

[The Jackal]

Of course he does. I wonder which Breadtuber will troon out next? Jaqueline Saint?

Slimeball hasn't 'trooned out' exactly, he took the lazy 'they/them' option like Devon did, loudly insisting everyone refers to him in the plural while not having to actually make the sacrifices required to become an actual MtF. Basically he transitioned from schlubby incel loser to badly-aging alcoholic twink. Here's the before and after:



Honestly surprised he doesn't have a thread yet.

“Slur” is a word I predict will rapidly lose any meaning quickly because I see more and more things like this where it just means an insult. Like people calling Leonardo DiCaprio a “pedo” for dating a 25 year old. I fully expect to see someone calling “jackass” a slur within a year

The literal meaning of 'slur' is 'to besmirch one's character' so I would argue that calling someone a paedophile is in fact a good example of a slur. You're quite right about the word being misused though - it increasingly just refers to rude words. A word like 'faggot' can only logically be a slur if you think being gay is impossible for anyone of good character, which is presumably not what SJWs mean when they describe it in those terms.

From among all the people talking about how they're scared this could happen:

Question to all female posters in this thread - is this truly an example of the 'world being built with men in mind' or just an example of Olly being a retard? How common is it to get your heels eaten by an escalator?



I'm not sure what alternative vision she has for a Tube station which isn't built for men in mind. Just normal stairs?

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I'm not sure what alternative vision she has for a Tube station which isn't built for men in mind. Just normal stairs?

Look, women only wear high heels. I mean, if they could wear other types of shoes, then Chube would just be a dude in high heels he doesn’t know how to wear properly, and that can’t be true.

 

[Tomato flowers]

This absolute tard doesn’t know to hold his weight on his toes - pretty much always when wearing heels because the damn things sink into everything - grass, sand, escalators… this doesn’t happen to real women because we don’t lean our full weight back on the heels while on an Escalator. I mean really. And no one is calling him out. Just shows how the world is made for men that they don’t get called out for being retarded on an escalator. He’s lucky his “flowered dress” didn’t get eaten while he was crouching like a gargoyle trying to get his shoe back. Leave the shoe, it’s ruined and now you know why real woman always carry flats in her bag!

 

[Swimminglanes]

I'm surprised people didn't start chucking coins at him while he was rolling around in his looney tunes way at the bottom of the station.

He blends right in with the crazies scrounging a living down there.

 

[The Jackal]

More recent lunacy from Olly's twitter...

Some pics from a live Kill James Bond podcast:

Olly and Devon narrowly manage not to be the most awful-looking people on stage next to 'Alice', who seems to have fully abandoned the Muslim LARP in favour of this middle-aged-cat-lady-on-holiday-in-Benidorm look. Considering his hair looks this atrocious now, it makes you wonder how bad it must have been under the hijab...

Olly is still unable to grasp that you need a woman's body to pull off women's clothes - this kind of figure-hugging thing can't work if you have no figure to begin with. He looks like whipped cream stuffed into a piping bag.

As for Devon, I think he might actually be even more narcissistic than Olly is - no small feat. I wonder how many times he practiced this pose in the mirror wearing his Take That outfit before going on stage.

Here they seem to be performing some kind of unholy troon ritual in the dressing room:



Olly has been doing this doe-eyed, mouth-slightly-open face for the camera a lot recently. His hair looks especially lank and gross here.

He refers to these people as his 'best friends' in the caption, which is just very, very sad.

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He's had some professional photos done for his acting portfolio, which apparently he's very pleased with:



They've made his head/jaw look fucking massive. Presumably he looks at this and sees a sexy and sophisticated théâtreuse rather than a giant, disembodied face attached to a non-existent cleavage floating in the darkness. I'm surprised he's not holding a skull in his hand (what is that hand gesture supposed to be?) to really drive home the air of pseudo-Shakespearean pretension.

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Finally, a little peak into the recesses of Olly's unhinged, paranoid mind:



Now, I'm not sure if 'Katy' was actually accusing these people of deliberately making him sound manlier, or just whining more generally about how dysphoric this technical glitch made him feel, but in either case Olly clearly assumed the former option.

Spare a thought for our brave and stunning princess, guys - life must be so stressful with those evil TERFs lurking round every corner, just waiting for the next opportunity to make you look like a creepy man in a dress.

 

[frap]

Olly has been doing this doe-eyed, mouth-slightly-open face for the camera a lot recently.

He probably read Story of O and thought it was a seduction manual, not realising the only face he's capable of is "gormless male".

 

[AfghanBlue]

‘Absolutely disgusting’ lmao that is his voice- it’s maaaaybe pitched literally half a note down, which can happen using shitty feeds on news, but he sounds not noticeably different to any time else.
Tube saying disgusting makes me hope he strangulates his own voice higher to compensate- but he’d have to have the balls to talk in a neutral setting to be weird about that anyway

 

[narcissistic injury]

Joeline, Joeline, Joeline, Joeliiiine,
im beggin you please
do something abt your general appearance x

LMAO.

He looks like he just crawled out of a ditch

 

[Ninon42]

Olly has been doing this doe-eyed, mouth-slightly-open face for the camera a lot recently. His hair looks especially lank and gross here.

He refers to these people as his 'best friends' in the caption, which is just very, very sad.

Olly doing his best strung-out Contra impression and failing as usual. Alice OTOH is doing a smashing homage to Joe Lavery and his many caftans! It's the circle of trooooon.

 

[AfghanBlue]

LMAO.

He looks like he just crawled out of a ditch

At less he’s not wearing his coat inside. That gets me the worst, he always does it. Never seen someone look so scruffy in their own house.

Alice so clearly was just Muslim cos bald, w as t he? Wow.
Now he looks like Kathy Burke in Gimme Gimme Gimme, but at her current age.

 

[AssignedEva]

Olly and Devon narrowly manage not to be the most awful-looking people on stage next to 'Alice', who seems to have fully abandoned the Muslim LARP in favour of this middle-aged-cat-lady-on-holiday-in-Benidorm look. Considering his hair looks this atrocious now, it makes you wonder how bad it must have been under the hijab...

Devon looks the best, which is still terrible, but he is at least basically dressed like a man and also in shape. The outfit is atrocious but at a glance you could think he was wearing it as a joke. I guess it's a passable attempt at "zoomer twunk going to Little Gay Brother at Omeara London Bridge".

Ollie is Ollie so more or less nuff said. I think that latex bodysuit is supposed to be a nude illusion (as are the tights) but instead we've got a weird brown/black/yellow mashup that's like all the bad parts of the 1970s met mid 00s edgy club fetishwear. If you told me he was cosplaying "sexy licorice allsorts", I'd believe you (well I'd believe he was attempting it, that is not a sexy outfit).

Alice is 31 years old and looks like, as previously mentioned, a septuagenarian grandmother in Benidorm who decided to wear something "jazzy". (If you're reading this Alice, I don't mean in the post-ironic cool in-on-the-aesthetic way, I mean it literally. Although the actual unironic Nan in this scenario would actually be good fun to be around). I guess he sort of passes at a glance in a genderblob way, but not really with that very obvious male fat pattern. That jumpsuit might have been really nice on someone else, come to think of it, but would be hard to pull off at the best of times.

I suppose we do owe Alice an apology though. The entire time we thought he was doing a sissy Muslimah larp but it turns out his motivation was just woke points and obscuring his hairline. I guess that's slightly better?

Anyway I'm amused that once again it looks like they're going to three different events.

Here they seem to be performing some kind of unholy troon ritual in the dressing room:

They're T-Posing as an unholy ritual to try to appeal to their much younger audience. Although of course Ollie couldn't commit to the bit so tried to look sultry via facial expressions and FaceApp. When did he last wash his hair?

He's had some professional photos done for his acting portfolio, which apparently he's very pleased with:

This is hilarious and may inspire me to fire up the ole Photoshop.

 

[Kars den Karb]

Some pics from a live Kill James Bond podcast:

Choob looks like a shrink-wrapped plank of wood with a Lego head stuck on it.

He's had some professional photos done for his acting portfolio, which apparently he's very pleased with:

The only organism that can contend with that ratio of features to surface area is this fish:

 

[narcissistic injury]

Ello fo my next chune I’m gonna play a new one I just wrote called ‘Imagine’

(…. Or Candle in the Wind…)

 

[Tryphine]

I think that latex bodysuit is supposed to be a nude illusion (as are the tights) but instead we've got a weird brown/black/yellow mashup that's like all the bad parts of the 1970s met mid 00s edgy club fetishwear.

You're spot on. Many pages ago, someone linked to it being this bodysuit (a). If you look at their colour chart (a), the "translucent natural" looks pale. Instead, it came out nicotine stained. I think he was trying to replicate the colours the model's wearing and missed the mark.

If you told me he was cosplaying "sexy licorice allsorts"

Absolutely beautiful phrasing. See if Brian's hiring; you've got a bright future in fashion.

Alice is 31 years old and looks like, as previously mentioned, a septuagenarian grandmother in Benidorm who decided to wear something "jazzy".

I can't get a handle on Alice at all. Ollie's clearly got a tranny fetish, and Devon obviously thought he'd get followers and pussy if he changed his pronouns, but I can't figure out the motivation for Alice dressing like that. The receding hairline, round glasses, and 70s colour palette make him look like Jimmy Savile.

Shedding his hijabi-fetish cocoon to reveal Mr Blobby as a nan is the most interesting thing a troon cow has done in ages.

 

[scathefire]

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"Another example of the world being built with only men in mind", oh the irony.

The literal meaning of 'slur' is 'to besmirch one's character' so I would argue that calling someone a paedophile is in fact a good example of a slur. You're quite right about the word being misused though - it increasingly just refers to rude words. A word like 'faggot' can only logically be a slur if you think being gay is impossible for anyone of good character, which is presumably not what SJWs mean when they describe it in those terms.

On kiwifarms.net it's our stated mission to dispense as many slurs as possible, even though a lot of the time the "slur" is just something not nice as you said.

Olly has been doing this doe-eyed, mouth-slightly-open face for the camera a lot recently. His hair looks especially lank and gross here.

Contra does that mouth thing too, it's possibly another aspect of Tube's skinwalking. They certainly do have matching troon longfaces now.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Huh, this is weird.
Went looking to see if i could find a good clip of Kathy looking like Alice, but every word out of both of their 'characterised as unbearable, delusions, narcissist' mouths, could come directly from Olly.

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About one minute in, and they are literally hitting all his favourite conversational beats

 

[Peenix]

This was probably posted somewhere in the thread already, but here's a link to an interview Olly did where he talks about getting into philosophy among other things.

Here's him elaborating on his failed attempt to scam some money out of his old uni:

 

[A Dark Day Indeed]

Olly doing his best strung-out Contra impression and failing as usual. Alice OTOH is doing a smashing homage to Joe Lavery and his many caftans! It's the circle of trooooon.

Wow, Alice totally looks like a woman. Rose West, to be specific.