Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Harbinger of the Demiurge]

Master FBI Detective Shane "Disabled/MS" Nokes has cracked the case on the kiwi hierarchy!

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Why would Spunt do this long write-up? He had just been given a bronze star yesterday, why would he sacrifice that only to be replaced by the dunce cap?
The truth comes out: It's @I'm Just A Worm ! He is the mastermind behind this betrayal!
Worm sold out Nokes simply for something warm (get it? worm/warm?) to crawl inside of.
Obviously Worm slays mad puss, and Shame finds this repulsive (but is very jealous).

Also, sorry to say, but I think he has discovered Kiwifarms real source of income: wine fraud.
He cracked the case pretty quickly, that we take wine from New Zealand and relabel it as if from Champagne, France.
We're going to need a new scheme, boys.

Wow, he's really on a roll today. I think a nerve has been struck. Hard.
I for one want more Shame-isms. The SParkling cUNT comment is such a reach that it barely clears the bar of being an insult and it takes 2 sentences to set up. A word of advice; brevity is the soul of wit. Such a missed opportunity.

Watch & learn fat boy:
Spunt the Cunt

Short, clean, to-the-point, and it rhymes. I hereby claim this insult in the name of Kiwis everywhere so Shame can't steal it and pass it off as his own. Get rekt, tubby.

 

[Associate Rick]

I mean, if he had a retort he would have given it. He doesn’t. Why? Because Shame is a fat, embarassing, and transparent dim-witted retard. This is turning into the pedophile accusations all over again.

BTW, when it comes to Shame being asked to just join the forum instead of autistically responding on Twitter beyond the point of logical benefit….this isn’t the first time. Here’s how he responded to an ONA Funster asking him to do the same:

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Remind you of any interactions lately? He pulled a Nokes and just insulted and ran when he had no answer.

The answer being in this case, of course, that he’s a coward. A Fat one.

Every twitter interaction he has ends with a classic Shame Porkins crash and burn.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Morning Shane! Congrsts man, "Pulling a nokes" is now kiwi lingo! You've made it to the big time. Not only do you have one of the fastest growing threads in farms history, your name has now becone a noun! I knew you coukd donit buddy! You are a legendary retard, your spergery stands as a shining example to lolvows everywhere of what can be accomplished when you have no balls, brains, social skills, or value!

Also, its now been 25 days since you promised us prison and you still have yet to deliver!

 

[A Sunset]

Looks like instead of Shame proving he’s a “real Jew”, we’ve got….



Pontificating on my derived weight, based on the volume of feces I comedically stated would be needed for me to physically crawl inside it.

I’m not sure I could make this up. Kiwi Farms is a pretty great place. That’s why I shitpost here instead of doing my taxes, like a good American.

Shane, imagine I’m holding up something shiny so you pay attention. Ready? You said you were a real Jew to own Ron DeSantis. I asked you to prove your Jewish ancestry and you responded talking about me crawling inside a mountain of human feces.

LMFAO.

Oh, also - he cropped this super tightly. Why didn’t he just screenshot the whole post?


Ahhhhh.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Sometimes I think ole Shane isn't even reading the same thread when he responds with his little "wins." Dude has quite the active imagination.

 

[A Sunset]

Morning Shane! Congrsts man, "Pulling a nokes" is now kiwi lingo! You've made it to the big time. Not only do you have one of the fastest growing threads in farms history, your name has now becone a noun! I knew you coukd donit buddy! You are a legendary retard, your spergery stands as a shining example to lolvows everywhere of what can be accomplished when you have no balls, brains, social skills, or value!

Also, its now been 25 days since you promised us prison and you still have yet to deliver!

@Sumptinsfuckey has now been given the Shame Copes experience.


We’ve gone from vividly describing rolling around in human feces, now to frantically masturbating with sandpaper.

Given that none of us are talking about anything remotely sexual, I think Shame just needs to pop one off now. Based on his Tweets I”m thinking he might want to pull up some Scat porn.

Mastrubtaing with sandpaper is such a specific image. Do you think that’s what Shame does to punish himself for being sodomized by a butter knife? There seem to be a lot of complicated fetishes here.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Looks like instead of Shame proving he’s a “real Jew”, we’ve got….

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Pontificating on my derived weight, based on the volume of feces I comedically stated would be needed for me to physically crawl inside it.

I’m not sure I could make this up. Kiwi Farms is a pretty great place. That’s why I shitpost here instead of doing my taxes, like a good American.

Shane, imagine I’m holding up something shiny so you pay attention. Ready? You said you were a real Jew to own Ron DeSantis. I asked you to prove your Jewish ancestry and you responded talking about me crawling inside a mountain of human feces.

LMFAO.

Oh, also - he cropped this super tightly. Why didn’t he just screenshot the whole post?

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Ahhhhh.

Difference is that a Tacoma are great trucks, well worth the price and pretty well respected vehicles due to many factors. None that will be applicable to Shane. Even if Worm was just as heavy as one, he'd still be a better person than him.

Also, why is Shane shitting on Tacoma's? Is it because he'll never own one? My wife has one fully kitted out and an older Hilux. I wish I could say that I'm sorry that you're a poorfag but I'm not. it's not like the truck could tow around your fat ass anyways. They only have the towing capacity of 2900kg.

 

[Fapcop]

I will delete immediately if this has been posted but Shame has managed to find someone who might be an even bigger loser than he is: would-be KF enemy and total hysterical degenerate Rubin Remus.

Predictably, they are gayopping, specifically against MATI.

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Their “banter” is utterly retarded. I have no idea what Shame is trying to do with the nickname stuff. Hilariously, Rubin Remus doesn’t either. Shame was left on read by RR!
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Lol! Who exactly is Shane talking to when he says “WE should start reporting”.

The man doesn’t have any friends, and the only engagement he gets seems to be from kiwis and the occasional fellow faggot who he tags.

Barely anyone likes or even reads his posts, and the only ones who seems to read them are Kiwis. And even we don’t care enough to go on Twitter and engage.

 

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

@Sumptinsfuckey has now been given the Shame Copes experience.

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We’ve gone from vividly describing rolling around in human feces, now to frantically masturbating with sandpaper.

Given that none of us are talking about anything remotely sexual, I think Shame just needs to pop one off now. Based on his Tweets I”m thinking he might want to pull up some Scat porn.

Mastrubtaing with sandpaper is such a specific image. Do you think that’s what Shame does to punish himself for being sodomized by a butter knife? There seem to be a lot of complicated fetishes here.

Maybe he really is jewish.

 

[AnOminous]

Then write

Ever notice when a lolcow gets super owned and is mad as hell, they throw in at least one smiley to show how not-mad they are?

Looks like instead of Shame proving he’s a “real Jew”, we’ve got….

NO U, U are the fat one, he shouted fatly, while being fat beyond belief.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Their “banter” is utterly retarded. I have no idea what Shame is trying to do with the nickname stuff. Hilariously, Rubin Remus doesn’t either. Shame was left on read by RR!

He reminds me of a guy I went to high school with. Total sperg but would give nicknames to everybody which he thought were clever but were a huge reach. Any nickname that requires more than a couple words of explanation is stupid and defeats the purpose. But then this was also the guy who thought "I know you are but what am I?" was the most crushing put down ever while he sat there with a smug smile on his face. And for some reason used to wear the same crappy K-mart suit with running shoes every time there was a class trip.

That last bit has nothing to do with anything but I just wanted to put out there to show his sperginess.

Mastrubtaing with sandpaper is such a specific image. Do you think that’s what Shame does to punish himself for being sodomized by a butter knife? There seem to be a lot of complicated fetishes here.

He chose the most graphic thing that he could think of that had been included in a "movie". But then I'm not surprised he's the type to probably watch the Human Centipede movies unironically. If he really wanted to go for shock value he should have mentioned the scene in "A Serbian Film". That's right up his alley considering he's a pedophile and all that.

Lol! Who exactly is Shane talking to when he says “WE should start reporting”.

Anybody that responds to him is automatically his friend. And he wants them to do it because he's too chickenshit to do it himself.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Ever notice when a lolcow gets super owned and is mad as hell, they throw in at least one smiley to show how not-mad they are?

NO U, U are the fat one, he shouted fatly, while being fat beyond belief.

*Look at Ron Toye's direction*

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I just realised why I find Shane's style of typing so familiar. He literally types exactly like how Classic Chris used to talk. Using extremely cringey and childlike euphemisms that he thinks are bad ass, constantly saying that he's not bothered despite being unable to detach himself from the Internet, etc.

also, using terms that nobody other than himself, or someone who reads this thread, would be able to understand

 

[A Sunset]

Ever notice when a lolcow gets super owned and is mad as hell, they throw in at least one smiley to show how not-mad they are?

NO U, U are the fat one, he shouted fatly, while being fat beyond belief.

Don’t forget, he proved I was fat by vividly imagining me being immersed in human excrement. He then immediately tweeted about masturbating with sandpaper.

I feel violated.

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Time for me to own the detractors in the style of Shame “Scat-Lover” Porkins.

”Did you say you were a real Jew? We have objective evidence you’re not.”

< Imagine if you were crawling in a mountain of a Kiwi Farmer’s shit. You’d have to be pretty hefty boy for that amount of feces. I imagine you writhing in the shit with your big hairy bear body. Oh god. Be right back in 5 minutes.

“I’ve systematically broken down every lie you’ve ever told. Come debate me if you’re not a coward.”

< Fuck, you’re dumb. You’re shitting the bed and there’s feces everywhere. I can see it in my mind. This is beautiful.

“It looks like you asked for a child’s nudes on a forum. Can you clarify that you’re not a pedophile or pro/pedophilia?”

​

 

[Meriasek]

Dear Shane: Never stop shaneposting like that. It reminds me of the good old days. Inject that 2003 vibe straight into my veins.

 

[Spunt]

Christ that's weak, Shane. Even Reddit would cringe at your "witty" insults. Insult me properly you cowardly fat failure.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Dear Shane: Never stop shaneposting like that. It reminds me of the good old days. Inject that 2003 vibe straight into my veins.

I'll put some sprinkles on that 2003 cake for you (Honour was re-released in 2003, and around that time faggots would start Industrial "dance" that we know today that live on in memes)

Live those glory days man,

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

@Sumptinsfuckey has now been given the Shame Copes experience.

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We’ve gone from vividly describing rolling around in human feces, now to frantically masturbating with sandpaper.

Given that none of us are talking about anything remotely sexual, I think Shame just needs to pop one off now. Based on his Tweets I”m thinking he might want to pull up some Scat porn.

Mastrubtaing with sandpaper is such a specific image. Do you think that’s what Shame does to punish himself for being sodomized by a butter knife? There seem to be a lot of complicated fetishes here.

Shane! Buddy! Bubby! My Pal! My Chum!

I AM excited! In all my years on the farms, first as a lurker, then as a poster, I've never seen anyone shoot to the top of the lolcow mountain as fast as you have! You are a SENSATION! A PHENOM! You sir, are the Taylor Swift of Lolcows! The Adelle of Sperg! The Johnny Depp of Derp! The Robert DeNiro of Retardation! You're a STAR BABY!


Also, since I post on my phone, I am LITERALLY TYPING ONE-HANDED! ONE FINGERED EVEN!

That being said however, this is not my porn, this is my Sunshine! YOU SPARK JOY BABY! Every morning I wake up, pour myself some homemade cold brew coffee, get a tub of cottage cheese out of the fridge, light a cancer stick, and open up the farms to see what fresh idiocy my boy Big Nokes has graced our world with. I look forward to seeing what fresh retardation ButterNyfe69 is laying down. This is the flavian ampitheatre baby, and I AM ENTERTAINED!

 

[Shig O'nella]

Shame is unlikeable, obese, obnoxious and literally noxious ... of course he's a fucking Jew.

And a failure there too. Imagine being the only poor kike.

 

[ten dollars off]

Imagine if one of Shane's successful coworkers were to come across his Twitter account. Without having more context, the guy just comes across as fucking insane. All those other former testers moved up in their careers, have real homes, families, and friend groups, and here is Shane ranting and raving about poop, masturbation, and picking petty fights with strangers.

But that's not going to happen. Because they don't even remember Shane. If you bring him up, they might have an incredibly vague memory of someone they avoided as much as possible, or who smelled bad, but they probably won't even recognize his name. Just another monkey tester temporarily hired to fulfill the number of required testing hours for the release candidate of Fable II, and not because they believed he would add any real value to the project.