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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
He also posted on the Fediverse:
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Also... Uh oh! I was pretty sure Fedposter J was no longer with the Tranchers (he hasn't appeared in any of the Patreon videos), but now I'm having second thoughts.
Compare J's pic:
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With old pictures of Penny's parents' kitchen (from this post):
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We only get a small glimpse of the countertops & cabinets in J's pic, but they look awfully similar (just dirtier) to these old pictures...
The floors are different, so unless they ripped up the kitchen tiles, these are from different locations.
This ain’t in the bedroom but idk where these are
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That is a Marvel Legends Hasbro Sentinel. Came out in 2021, retailed for $350 just incase anyone cared.
 
Well in either case it still sounds more like it is at least managed by people with some expertise and competence, rather than a bunch of looney Troons trying to create an alternative society.
Even in that climate, their quality of life at least is something and probably enviable by the tranches animals..

Which truly makes you sad. If they at least had a great life until meeting their end— endless green acres, but no it's being bullied by other creatures, constantly being "man"handled and touched, no food nor water resources that aren't guarded to the point of starvation and actual group hoarding..
And then it isn't even a bolt gun but the so mentioned starvation and negligence.


As a side note to provide anything of value. Usually alpacas are being considered as the one species that easily takes chickens, goats, sheep and horses into their group. They will defend them from predators too. Nothing like an alpaca stomping a hawk when it came after chicks. But that's usually when they have resources for everyone and don't have to fight for them. Not given, you got the battle royal situation currently unfolding.
 
X-Men fans honestly. I have a close friend who bought one. It is a quality piece for collectors. It's not Hot Toys quality, but for what you get and the size of the piece (it's pretty massive) I'd say it is worth the money for any X-Men fan.
Having a 350$ piece of plastic with lights is much more sane looking on someone with a job and who doesn't hoard purchases. It's easy not to know that there's people who buy these for themselves and put it on a nice shelf with maybe a few other figures of high quality but keep the rest of the mess to a minimum. It's silly but if you love what it comes from it's worth it to you. It's a cool kitsch item for comic fans to enjoy and talk about.

Kevin likes the Xmen & marvel. Likes probably should be in quotations - I'm not sure if he has a liking for anything outside of MLP and Transformers. He likes buying things and being the big dicked nerd. There's other people like him who are also whales, and they buy the figures too, but I'm still sure that they have more of a genuine love for it than Kevvie does.
 
Having a 350$ piece of plastic with lights is much more sane looking on someone with a job and who doesn't hoard purchases. It's easy not to know that there's people who buy these for themselves and put it on a nice shelf with maybe a few other figures of high quality but keep the rest of the mess to a minimum. It's silly but if you love what it comes from it's worth it to you. It's a cool kitsch item for comic fans to enjoy and talk about.

Kevin likes the Xmen & marvel. Likes probably should be in quotations - I'm not sure if he has a liking for anything outside of MLP and Transformers. He likes buying things and being the big dicked nerd. There's other people like him who are also whales, and they buy the figures too, but I'm still sure that they have more of a genuine love for it than Kevvie does.
Oh no argument there from me. Kevin is a hoarder who doesn't take care of his shit to begin with. He buys simply to consume, mainly using someone else's money which makes it even worse. Nothing wrong with collecting if it is within your means.

Slight PL, I have had this conversation here before, as I am a collector myself, but the last 1-2 years, because of inflation and the rising cost of living, I haven't bought any new pieces for my collection because I try to be a responsible adult when I can. I've replaced the expensive Bowen or Hot Toys pieces I like with cheaper art prints from Mondo or more often original poster from the 70s or 80s if I Can find them in my price range.

Kevin can't consume in moderation because it is never his money so he feels like it is always free for him. But people constantly fell for his grift so he kept spending.
 
Sorry if this is too off-topic, but what's the appeal of stuff like a $350 Sentinel statue? I just don't understand. After it's unboxed and set up, what then? Do you make memories with it? Stare at it and appreciate the worksmanship? Play with it? Pray to it? Talk to it? Use it as a visual aid for imagining new X-Men adventures? Show it off to other comic book fans?

I was a huge X-Men fan as a kid (read all original comics from the 60s through the 90s) but I just don't get the appeal of this "collectible" and others like it. Apologies for the puzzle-piece posting but I'm genuinely curious.
 
Sorry if this is too off-topic, but what's the appeal of stuff like a $350 Sentinel statue? I just don't understand. After it's unboxed and set up, what then? Do you make memories with it? Stare at it and appreciate the worksmanship? Play with it? Pray to it? Talk to it? Use it as a visual aid for imagining new X-Men adventures? Show it off to other comic book fans?

I was a huge X-Men fan as a kid (read all original comics from the 60s through the 90s) but I just don't get the appeal of this "collectible" and others like it. Apologies for the puzzle-piece posting but I'm genuinely curious.
Two words: Overcompensating Troonism.
 
That is a Marvel Legends Hasbro Sentinel. Came out in 2021, retailed for $350 just incase anyone cared.

this is Gay & fake.

It goes for $450-700 on ebay depending on packaging.

I saw you said Retail, I'm making fun of the tranchers for pleading proverty LET ME HAVE THIS

I was a huge X-Men fan as a kid (read all original comics from the 60s through the 90s) but I just don't get the appeal of this "collectible" and others like it. Apologies for the puzzle-piece posting but I'm genuinely curious.

As someone with a small manchild collection, who's reformed consooming urges, and also never shelled out more than a C-bill for a collectable, I'll try to give some insight.

Firstly, You could ask what a rich dude does with a Picasso; does he practice art with it? You'd say "Well its an investment" and that'd also apply to nerd plastic given what Ebay looks like. Now, I'm just being difficult as we all know the actual difference between an art print and a piece of mass-produced consoomerism but they both are just advertisements of preferences. Conspicuous consumerism as a method of advertising rank/status.

Its also part of the impulse of why you'll see a lot of model ships with older sea-goers, or cars in some Sales/Contractor offices, or when you see sports jerseys in the office of a wheezing 400lb middle age man: You can look at the Physical Object and it helps imagine driving or sailing or playing sports.
Manchildren can look at their toys and imagine the fun adventures in their chosen media.
You don't need to take your Babe Ruth ball out of the lucite block to imagine being at the 1910 world series.

Its sort of the "dog catching the car" school of thought where you remember being a kid looking at the high-end toys in the catalog or shop: The big playset, the huge transformer, etc and imaging what'd be like to get it. Because as a stupid kid you don't get that the imagining is better than the having. And partly because some of that is imaging a life beyond even middle class economic means, which is huge for kids who are from the lower end of the strata.

So when these children grow up and get access to funds, there is a wide gap in income between "able to meet all monthly obligations by first paycheck" and "Able to afford a house" - AKA being Nigger Rich - so without the ability to make meaningful investment income, you just have money for frivolities. So you spend money on things that make you happy and what better to spend it on than things you imagined having as a kid when you you remember being happy.
Sort like troonism, at some point collecting stops being about being happy/recapturing a mind set and starts being its own thing and about status in the collecting community. Its posting your X-men toy wall on Reddit for updoots instead of pretending you're Wolverine.

Corporations, liking money, have tied into this impulse by releasing upscale toys . A lot of these are really nice, where its your favorite toy from being a kid, only not produced at the lowest per-unit cost. Which I understand but jesus fucking christ the money they want for this shit ends any desire I'd have to get one, and that's before we get into how big the shit is.

I have a big Ash (from Evil Dead) that gets complements from pretty much every male who see him. I also have some cube toys, and while I'm waiting for something to run or in a dumb call, I'll sometimes have Master Chief go on desktop operations, or I'll transform or repose my couple of Transformers. So I'm not making pew-pew noises or having my cube neighbor over to fight for cybertron, but I sometimes am having a little jaunt into my imagination with Optimus when I'm bored.

The oversized HasLab shit never appealed to me. Not because something like a 3.5in scale Jabba's sail barge isn't kinda cool, but because if you think about it - really think about it - the reality of owning something like a 4-foot pretend space ship....jesus fuck - even if you'd bust out the full collection of Kenner Figures to populate, even when you're 10 that's too damn much fucking toy. We posted the 20 minute (with cuts) process to transform the Haslab Unicron between modes. TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES.
And I think for Kevvy that's most of it: I have something other people want + zero financial sense + zero responsibility - just keep filling those shelves until the house is a horder hovel.
 
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Sorry if this is too off-topic, but what's the appeal of stuff like a $350 Sentinel statue? I just don't understand. After it's unboxed and set up, what then? Do you make memories with it? Stare at it and appreciate the worksmanship? Play with it? Pray to it? Talk to it? Use it as a visual aid for imagining new X-Men adventures? Show it off to other comic book fans?
Sometimes, you look at things and go "man, that's cool", and that's all you need. It's a decorative piece of art I'm assuming, just one that looks really nice even though it's based off a franchise usually aimed at teens.

I'm sure some collectors out there are artist too: I've seen artist buy figures of characters just to have a good 3d reference of them, high or low quality. And yes, if you bought a CWC Coin, you definitely know that people pray to knicknacks - don't forget to honor yours tonight.
 
And I think for Kevvy that's most of it: I have something other people want + zero financial sense + zero responsibility - just keep filling those shelves until the house is a horder hovel.
That's also what pisses me off about that fat glutton for consooming. If he kept them in the original container or at least kept it intact, and put them neatly on display, they'd at least not lose all their value if he ever needed to sell them.

As it is, they're mostly worthless the instant his grimy paws get on them.

Troons ruin everything.
 
That's also what pisses me off about that fat glutton for consooming. If he kept them in the original container or at least kept it intact, and put them neatly on display, they'd at least not lose all their value if he ever needed to sell them.

As it is, they're mostly worthless the instant his grimy paws get on them.

Troons ruin everything.
Eh, not necessarily, resale value really depends on what's fashionable. For example, I have an ultra rare colour variant of a Hellsing figurine. There's one of those that's been sitting on eBay for the past couple of years, because the seller wants the same amount of money for it that people were paying for it when Hellsing was A Big Deal. If I posted mine for auction tomorrow I doubt I'd get $20, if it even sold at all. I'm not upset about it because I didn't buy the figure as an investment, I bought it because it looks awesome and I was and am a huge Hellsing fan and I will never willingly part with it, but there are a couple figures of a still popular media of a very popular side character that I did buy for investment and now, upon trying to sell, no one wants them because the specific maker has fallen out of popularity. Very frustrating. The only people who consistently make money from pop merchandise are the licensing lawyers. But yes, Kevin's accumulation does have a number of items that have current high resale value that's even higher if they stay mint. There's no guarantee that they'll be worth anything tomorrow though.
 
I have a big Ash (from Evil Dead) that gets complements from pretty much every male who see him.
Yeah but for 90 USD you could have bought this

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But yes, Kevin's accumulation does have a number of items that have current high resale value that's even higher if they stay mint.
That's my point, there's zero chance of them staying mint or anywhere near it when he just throws them on the floor and they exist in filth and troon squalor.
 
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The larger food containers get knocked over too. The Tranchers end up wasting so much hay/pellets!
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And then, of course, the food gets trampled and peed on:
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Gee... if only there was some kind of simple & cheap contraption that could elevate food off the ground, provide access for multiple animals to stick their heads in to eat (so they don't have to compete with each other), and would be difficult to knock over... 🤔 🤔 🤔 Too bad nothing like that exists! 🙄

Btw, the goats aren't the only ones bullying the alpacas. The sheep does as well:
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Unsurprisingly, the Tranchers have been all over the baby goats. It doesn't matter to them that the goats don't like being manhandled.
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BRO.
the video where they are squeeing over the 'nubbin' horns coming in on the poor stressed baby goat? 3rd one down?
about half a min after that, a baby goat is walking around with a blood red asshole.
i have been on farms (not retarded ones that kept all random animals crammed into eachothers space) but i woudl not be hugely surprised if a random male adult animal had fucked that goat kid.
like, its prrtty likely to happen with animals.
none of the other ones have a blood red asshole.
how can they think this is safe.
they constantly have random surprise babies .
wtf is to stop the babies being trampled, raped, or killed by the numerous other random interspecies fuckers, ambling about, stressed out and half starved?

the video of the baby goats, confusedly trying to settle down/shelter in absolutely freezing conditons, under the shitty trampoline, for lack of anything else- about to sit, then getting up, looking around for nothing, trying to sit again whats the point, wind hitting 'em ....
it's so fucking grim.
HOW are these men so retarded.
Build some shelters.
Build a little feeding trough. The bare fucking minimum.
Literally what are you doing, day to day?
What does even Kevin do, while waiting for his next delivery of tismobiles?
Make a stupid video for your retard patreons! exhibit your terrible TV personalities, and build something!
exactly how retarded are you? fr fr?
 
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