Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

siegemeister675 said:
I love how as soon as the libs took over the system they went from "fuck da popo" to "I'm calling the police.


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The most hilarious thing is they think they're gonna take down KF/ONA when it's become clear that neither parties are behind the swattings.
Some random schizo (or Pat) will be arrested, Piggy will still owe Quasi and Jackie will still be an irrelevant blogger.

The Farms always wins
 
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Broadside said:
Please let it be public
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Alas, if my understanding is correct it's a closed door issue but I hope through some miracle a recording is found. It makes sense to me at least since it's not really that interesting and it's just a matter of figuring out what to collect from the pig, despite how what it is on paper does not at all comport with reality and it's likely to be a lot of "no sir that is not what I owe -- sir both my Rustang and my bike are my primary modes of transportation -- no sir this is the part where you keep trying to collect debt when you have nothing to say."

ETA: I doubt he's the type for it because he's not Ralph but I wish a nigga would and Fat would have a blow up over the fact he has to be there because "the aTalker childs have been making my life hell don't you get it don't you know who I am?" You enter as a debtor and leave with a contempt of court charge.
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Alas, if my understanding is correct it's a closed door issue but I hope through some miracle a recording is found. It makes sense to me at least since it's not really that interesting and it's just a matter of figuring out what to collect from the pig, despite how what it is on paper does not at all comport with reality and it's likely to be a lot of "no sir that is not what I owe -- sir both my Rustang and my bike are my primary modes of transportation -- no sir this is the part where you keep trying to collect debt when you have nothing to say."

ETA: I doubt he's the type for it because he's not Ralph but I wish a nigga would and Fat would have a blow up over the fact he has to be there because "the aTalker childs have been making my life hell don't you get it don't you know who I am?" You enter as a debtor and leave with a contempt of court charge.
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Watch another swaTTTTTing conveniently happen on Wednesday.

Nobody here or on OnA wants this! Pat needs to pay up and swatting is for unfunny faggots!
 
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daleyad said:
Assuming the fat man is really swatting himself (we still have no proof), this would mean the Fat man found ANOTHER swatter to do the bidding for him in as little time, that seems unlikely.
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This "swatting" was a welfare check. You apparently don't even need to call an emergency line to get one done, and it's unlikely there will be any consequences even if it's bunk because it's such a minor police activity assumed to have been summoned in good faith. Literally anyone could've called it in using their own number with little risk of repercussions.

Regardless, it's absolutely not difficult for Fatrick to get his hands on another rent-a-swatter's number. Especially not when you consider he's been closely coordinating with infamous black hat cyberterrorist Jackie "Hackie" Singh. Swatting is inherently an activity committed by retards, for retards.
 
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Broadside said:
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I don't think debtor's exams are public. At least not in wisconsin.

Besides, I'm hoping pat is a no show so they issue a warrant for his arrest. That would be MUCH funnier. Also the MPD deserves something nice after patrick allegedly wasted their time with 30+ fake swat calls.
 
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Meat Target said:
Fatrick fugitive arc soon?
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As optimistic as that is, it'd be hilarious if it came to pass.

He'd troon out. Hard time with lots of guys that know he's a cuck and his wife is into weird shit, or point to his ever-growing bitch tits as evidence he's already begun his transition and get into a place where he's less likely to get shanked day one?
 
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Dean Pentel said:
As optimistic as that is, it'd be hilarious if it came to pass.

He'd troon out. Hard time with lots of guys that know he's a cuck and his wife is into weird shit, or point to his ever-growing bitch tits as evidence he's already begun his transition and get into a place where he's less likely to get shanked day one?
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They could ping his phone and look st wherever he tweeted from past. Because there's no way he's gonna stop tweeting or texting back to the stalker childs.
 
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Dean Pentel said:
As optimistic as that is, it'd be hilarious if it came to pass.

He'd troon out. Hard time with lots of guys that know he's a cuck and his wife is into weird shit, or point to his ever-growing bitch tits as evidence he's already begun his transition and get into a place where he's less likely to get shanked day one?
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I'm sorry but there is no god, so there's no writer who will come up with something as funny as a Patricia arc. The absurdity of what actually happens will somehow end up being better though.
 
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Chive Turkey said:
This "swatting" was a welfare check. You apparently don't even need to call an emergency line to get one done, and it's unlikely there will be any consequences even if it's bunk because it's such a minor police activity assumed to have been summoned in good faith.
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And yet I think Fat said it was "the same sgt" who tried to kick in his door last time and tried the same demands/actions. That doesn't make sense if it's just a welfare check.

Oh Porque, the way you lie tickles me so.
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
And yet I think Fat said it was "the same sgt" who tried to kick in his door last time and tried the same demands/actions. That doesn't make sense if it's just a welfare check.

Oh Porque, the way you lie tickles me so.
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Pretty sure police can only enter the premises in the case of a wellness check if they assess that the person inside might be in trouble. It would absolutely be standard operating protocol for the sergeant to ring the bell and wait for someone to answer, calmly interview them, and leave upon finding out all's well.

All of Pig's outlandish claims to the contrary should be easily verifiable. He's just spent a bunch of Quasi's money on a doorcam for exactly such an eventuality, hasn't he?
 
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