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Sounds like Shane’s ex-wife was smart enough to drop his ass
Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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Now that’s a wise woman. Sometimes you make a choice that affects the quality of the rest of your life. She had that moment, and made the right one.
Genuine question, Shame: Can you see your own dick? Pressing X to doubt that one.
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Manul Otocolobus
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I have no doubt this is true. I've had to deal with true pathological liars before. Shame has to buy in 100% with his own brand of bullshit because if he didn't he'd be so fucking depressed, he'd rope himself. It's nothing more than a psychological defense mechanism, a rather severe one. You can think of it as a form of complete self-delusion. Doing so is the only way he can manage to roll (literally) out of bed in the morning. He is literally incapable of acknowledging this since it would break the illusion for him.
You have to admit, it would be rather difficult to come up with a reason to leave bed every morning when one contributes nothing and just takes, like a true parasite.
The truly laughable part is that is Shame was as smart as he thinks he is, his "neuromuscular" issues (which are likely just conversion disorder, if they exist and it isn't just a grift) would be absolutely no impediment to his ability to be a tremendous success in scientific research, business, or any other number of fields. A neuromuscular issue is no impediment to a truly brilliant mind. One of the most cited and extreme example is Steven Hawkings. He was a true genius, had the most severe of neuromuscular issues, among other problems, and despite that he managed to contribute significantly to theoretical physics and our fundamental understanding of the universe. There are many individuals who have far more severe physical and psychological issues than Shame and they still manage to be productive members of society.
The fact of the matter is Shame is not that smart and has nothing to contribute from an intellectual perspective. If he did, he would be doing so already, since I would hope one that could would indeed do so, instead of being a useless fat sack of crap. The fact that he is nothing but a useless sack of shit that hangs around on twitter all day proves he either has nothing to offer to society at large or he actively chooses not to, which is ever worse since he lives on the dime of the collective public.
So, in conclusion, he's a self-deluded retard that has nothing to offer society and needs to believe all the lies he tells to stop from roping himself.
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Shane informs a stranger he’s antagonized on Twitter that he ”just deals in facts.”
I wonder if this stranger knows about Shame’s Master Hacking skills yet.
Manul Otocolobus
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This really drives my point home about complete and total self-delusion.
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It finally clicked for me what Shame's dumb comebacks remind me of. When playing online games, a friend and I like to compete to make the dumbest 3rd-grade-tier comeback to a username (usually being barely even insulting) to see if the retard would get mad. An example would be something like "I'm just a worm? More like I'm just a PERM, go wash your hair!". Hilarity ensues when people get genuinely offended by this piss take baby quips.
I think Shame is of that group. He would genuinely get offended by shit like that, and thinks that others do too. That's why he's hitting us up with these """sick burns""", in his heart of hearts, he thinks they're effective.
Shane Nokes? More like SHANE JOKES, cos you're a clown! The big top wants you for practice.
I think Shame is of that group. He would genuinely get offended by shit like that, and thinks that others do too. That's why he's hitting us up with these """sick burns""", in his heart of hearts, he thinks they're effective.
Shane Nokes? More like SHANE JOKES, cos you're a clown! The big top wants you for practice.
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Shane Nokes? More like Shane NOPES haha hey Shane you don't play an X-box you play an XL-box heh I'm just kiddin ya big lug.
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- Shane Nokes? More like Shane TOKES! Cuz this guy's so crazy he must be smoking something!
- Shane Nokes? More like BLAME Nokes! Cuz this guy's always blaming someone else!
- Shane Nokes? More like Shane DOPES! Cuz this guy's a big dumb dope!
- Shane Nokes? More like LAME Nokes! Cuz this guys' social skills are seriously weak!
- Shane Nokes? More like Shane TROPES! Cuz this guy's a trope of an angry internet shut-in!
- Shane Nokes? More like Shane BLOATS! Cuz this guy's fat and bloated!
- Shane Nokes? More like CAIN Nokes! Cuz this guy's always raising cain with his rage on the internet.
- Shane Nokes? More like Shane ROPES! Cuz this guy should neck himself!
- Shane Nokes? More like Shane GLOATS! Cuz this guy's always gloating about his security expertise!
- Shane Nokes? More like TAME Nokes! Cuz this guy talks a big game, but then pusses out like a bitch!
- Shane Nokes? More like Shane GOATS! Cuz this guy's the greatest lolcow of all time!
- Shane Nokes? More like Shane MOATS! Cuz this guy's built a psychological moat around the part of his brain that rationalizes delusion!
- Shane Nokes? More like Shane WROTES! Cuz the government wrote a check to keep this fatass alive!
- Shane Nokes? More like Shane COKES! Cuz this guy could probably down a two liter in less than ten seconds!
Oh wait!
- Shane Nokes? More like Shane BOATS! Cuz this guy's a sinking ship!
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We now have three retards trying to comfort each other that they're not retards. Streetshitter faildoxxed a pest, and was corrected by Fatrick himself. They then tried to comfort each other, and Shane stepped in to brag about how brilliant he is that he found out that... trolls don't just reveal their real identity.
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Shane Nokes? More like PAIN in the SCROTES! Cos you're always ball aching to no-one on twitter.
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You're going to ruin your life orbiting those two con artists, Shane.
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For a bit there I thought Shane really had called in some high level hacker favors. I was getting worried that all my personal credentials and account numbers tied to this account were about to go up the retail empire chain and get me banned from the largest retailers in the country. I figured I'd be safe from the feds Shane tried to send my way since they already know I'm a double agent but I knew not everyone would get away like that. Most of all I feared for the Kiwi Farmers who use Xbox Live, for their gaming days were numbered.
Then I remembered he's just a fat idiot who got fired probably for being a fat idiot.
Then I remembered he's just a fat idiot who got fired probably for being a fat idiot.
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L/A
Shane malds in the replies of yet another Elon Musk thread. He pulled a big Nokes on this one.
Someone asked him why he doesn’t just leave Twitter if he hates ”Elmo”, and Shane likens this to people who can’t leave a country they dislike. LMFAO. Because emigrating from a country and deleting Twitter are equally difficult, brilliant analogy. That‘s that Shame “college comprehension from the age of 2“ kicking in big.
And of course he throws a shit fit and ignores people point’s he can’t answer. Shane, just admit you’re a fucking Twitter addict like all the other shitlibs. You’re Elon’s slave.
LOL, someone was having an angry night. Wonder what made him so mad yesterday? A lot of these replies were to the guys from the last post, “The AMS Glow”, who he followed around and called a bigot.
L/A
He’s also seething about Josh Moon all the time now - today equating Jersh to a sexually-addicted serial killer/rapist. All this because @Null called him fat on the Internet. Josh really has a way of triggering these fucking people with a passing statement, it’s an art form.
Black Cat2
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Telling people on the Internet to shut up is annoying. At that point, it's clear that you don't want to engage in conversation but have no zinger, so you end up seething and just tard raging and telling people to shut up.
Shane, do you want people to shut up so you don't have to hear their stupid opinions ever again? Here's a tip: get off the Internet retard lmao
Shane, do you want people to shut up so you don't have to hear their stupid opinions ever again? Here's a tip: get off the Internet retard lmao
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At this point, it’s obvious he must just enjoy being mad all the time. He isn’t part of these conversations - he searches them out, seeks them out, and attacks randos with insults. LOL. It’s such strange behavior.
It seems like Fatrick does the same thing every day. Except at least Fatrick has people that engage with him. Maybe that’s why Shame attacks random people he knows he’ll hate, it’s because he’s lonely.
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They keep trotting out the same old shit, it's like Josh murdered someone or something. Nobody gives a shit about a decade old screenshot except lolcows.
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Sumptinsfuckey
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Morning Shane!
You know big guy, I'm beginning to think twitter might not be good for you. I mean I get it. Given your compkete lack of social skills,, utterley unlikable personality, grotesque physical appearance, and malodorours stench, twitter is the best chance you have to engage in any human interaction that doesnt end with the police being called or dogs set upon you. But buddy, all you seem to do is look for people to argue with, and since you've got an I.Q. thats roughly theequivalent of the the temperature of winconsion in the spring, your version of arguing seems to be making non-sensical statements followed by childish insults. Bottom line Shane my boy, all your doing is creating more people who cant stand you, and the good lord knowd there's more than enough of them already! Didn't you're momma ever tell you that you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar?
Anyway buddy its now been 26 days since you promised us a knockening! What gives!
You know big guy, I'm beginning to think twitter might not be good for you. I mean I get it. Given your compkete lack of social skills,, utterley unlikable personality, grotesque physical appearance, and malodorours stench, twitter is the best chance you have to engage in any human interaction that doesnt end with the police being called or dogs set upon you. But buddy, all you seem to do is look for people to argue with, and since you've got an I.Q. thats roughly theequivalent of the the temperature of winconsion in the spring, your version of arguing seems to be making non-sensical statements followed by childish insults. Bottom line Shane my boy, all your doing is creating more people who cant stand you, and the good lord knowd there's more than enough of them already! Didn't you're momma ever tell you that you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar?
Anyway buddy its now been 26 days since you promised us a knockening! What gives!
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i can't believe it's been less than a fucking month since this thread was posted. a large thread for a fat guy