Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[George Lucas]

Can confirm that even in my Blue state, I have personally bared witness to folks not purchasing Bud Light and instead going for other brands.

Spoiler: slight powerlevel here...

Working in a high-end store in a Blue State we cater to a mixture of folks from all walksof life. You've got your working-class Boomers, your young working professionals (aka Crazy Rich Asians, aka College Kids here on Daddy's Dime), homeless degenerates and the occasional dangerhair (which sometimes overlaps with the young working professionals).

Ever since this Dylan collaboration hit I've only seen non-English speaking Hispanics purchasing cases of Bud Light. We do get the occasional SJW faggot buying a single here and there, but the normal customer base has all but abandoned the brand.

Several of the working-class Boomers who were in the store on a daily basis to buy Bud Light have started to buy different things. I even asked one of them, "Oh? Not getting the Bud Light today?" and he laughed it off and said, "It's good to try different things." This dude has bought nothing but Bud Light every day for as long as I've been at this place. This can't not be coincidental.

Good news for the small microbreweries, though! Really, this is actually a win for smaller businesses. So I guess I'll have to thank Dylan for giving the little guys a boost and actually getting folks to give the middle finger to the big corporations. Wow, something good here was actually accomplished, for once!

Most microbrews are owned by hipster faggots who vote Democrat so they can get laid by basic white girls.

Drink imported.

 

[Neil McCauley]

Ya'll thought people who drank Bud Light weren't already gay?

 

[the last eunuchorn]

I wonder if a Bud/beer thread or woke brand thread might be of interest. I’m loving this topic, but Dylan’s thread is majorly derailed by it.

 

[wew lad]

Most microbrews are owned by hipster faggots who vote Democrat so they can get laid by basic white girls.

Drink imported.

Or go even further and take the teetotalpill.

 

[Asmobaby]

Most microbrews are owned by hipster faggots who vote Democrat so they can get laid by basic white girls.

Drink imported.

I'll take a hipster faggot over a troon any day. But also: Point taken.

 

[scathefire]

I wonder if a Bud/beer thread or woke brand thread might be of interest. I’m loving this topic, but Dylan’s thread is majorly derailed by it.

I've had to read more about beer in these recent pages than I ever have for my entire life up to this point, I think it's time to make a thread on the Food board. Lol

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

Dylan isn't stupid.

He has to be aware now of how unpopular he is amongst broad swaths of America, and not just HURR CONSERVATIVES WHITE MALES TERFS HURR. But by itself THAT isn't even something that would likely crack his arrogance... but being a corporate liability as an astroturfed idol is. He surely has to be at least low-key panicking behind the scenes figuring out how to keep the grift going for the long-term after this disastrous campaign. Not just for the sake of feeding his ego, but because he has to be dimly aware that as a twink, idol, youth "starlet" (I use the term loosely here) he's going to age out and be replaced someday and needs to sock away as much money as possible for then. The kicker being that replacement day suddenly is that much closer than he ever anticipated instead of a vague, far-off thing over the horizon.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

>bud light sided with trannies and it still wasn’t good enough
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There it is. I love how companies pander to these unreasonable minority groups only to find that they reject them for never being 'pure' enough. So Anheuser-Busch managed to piss off normies for partnering with a mentally ill man and pisses off trannies because they're not as insane as they are.

 

[FinnSven]

Most microbrews are owned by hipster faggots who vote Democrat so they can get laid by basic white girls.

Drink imported.

Drink decent single malt, quality Irish or good bourbon.

Whisky or whiskey are the manliest of all drinks.

 

[RotPockets]

Taken from Twitter.

Did it originate here?

Drink decent single malt, quality Irish or good bourbon.

Whisky or whiskey are the manliest of all drinks.

Kirkland Bourbon is pretty good.


If you prefer beer I’d recommend Surly Furious and New Belgium Voodoo Ranger

 

[Dr. Butt]

If you go for a craft brew odds are that they've made a beer for gay pride anyways.

yeh but poofs are based. they get out of the dating pool and take another man with them, what's not to like

 

[NoReturn]

It's been a while while I did this, so please enjoy some selections from the Dylan Mulvaney hashtag instead of his account.

 

[FarmVille]

Can confirm that even in my Blue state, I have personally bared witness to folks not purchasing Bud Light and instead going for other brands.

You’ve witnessed people not purchasing a brand of beer that’s been declining in culture relevancy and sales volume for two decades? Ok

 

[GettrGriftr]

I looked at fuckface's picture with the BL cans, and I thought, "Is he trying to imitate Audrey Hepburn?"

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

I looked at fuckface's picture with the BL cans, and I thought, "Is he trying to imitate Audrey Hepburn?"

Dude's obsessed with her. She's probably spinning in her grave right now

 

[Shig O'nella]

Wait. Cher's dead?

 

[Austim Spergler]

evil prediction: a LGBTQ+ rainbow armor bud knight commercial is being made right now and will release in the near future

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

From Oli London's Twitter. A TikTok user mocks Dylan Mulvaney, gets upset and responds over being mocked.

 

[NoReturn]

Wait. Cher's dead?

No, he's making some kind of a joke I can't parse.

From Oli London's Twitter. A TikTok user mocks Dylan Mulvaney, gets upset and responds over being mocked.
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That's Jen, Jen's cool.

 

[AnOminous]

I'll take a hipster faggot over a troon any day. But also: Point taken.

I'd prefer an honest hipster faggot who actually supports troons to a corporate fuck who couldn't care less about troons, normies, or anything but more of Larry Fink's shekels.