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But if you look in the CWCki, there is a photo of Bob in the classroom with Chris).
My goodness man! Talk about combing through the archives.

Where would this photo reside on the Cwiki, my dear boy? And thank you!
 
Chris wouldn't make it one week as an NYC bum. He probably wouldn't die, but he'd end up in the ER or jail. If he didn't accidentally take the subway to the wrong neighborhood and get roughed up by a crackhead or an sociopathic teenager (extra likely if he has his toys with him), he'd be unlucky enough to get caught fare dodging and say something retarded to the cop, and that'd be that. Not that a cop would rough him up, but they get overtime for booking people.

SF would probably be way safer for him, like everyone else said.
 
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What's this? Everyone thinks Chris is going to end up in the Big Apple.

Motherfucker might have baked Grandma's pie, but it's apples and oranges.

He would never move to the big city because he's afraid to leave Virginia; it might have something to do with his codependent upbringing and the fact that his parents said they would lock him out so he couldn't even get his things when he came home.

Tbh, if Barbara had any sense left, serving some time for how she abused her boys would be a good thing
 
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What's this? Everyone thinks Chris is going to end up in the Big Apple.

Motherfucker might have baked Grandma's pie, but it's apples and oranges.

He would never move to the big city because he's afraid to leave Virginia; it might have something to do with his codependent upbringing and the fact that his parents said they would lock him out so he couldn't even get his things when he came home.

Tbh, if Barbara had any sense left, serving some time for how she abused her boys would be a good thing
You know the Southern Hatred of the Yankees? I doubt Bob had that, much less Chris-Chan as he wants to stay in Virginia and would assume Brooklyn is a suburb in VA.

Barb if she was still lucid would be belligerent and claim she did nothing wrong despite statements and drawings from Cole and Chris
 
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Chris wouldn't make it one week as an NYC bum. He probably wouldn't die, but he'd end up in the ER or jail. If he didn't accidentally take the subway to the wrong neighborhood and get roughed up by a crackhead or an sociopathic teenager (extra likely if he has his toys with him), he'd be unlucky enough to get caught fare dodging and say something retarded to the cop, and that'd be that. Not that a cop would rough him up, but they get overtime for booking people.

SF would probably be way safer for him, like everyone else said.

What's this? Everyone thinks Chris is going to end up in the Big Apple.

Motherfucker might have baked Grandma's pie, but it's apples and oranges.

He would never move to the big city because he's afraid to leave Virginia; it might have something to do with his codependent upbringing and the fact that his parents said they would lock him out so he couldn't even get his things when he came home.

Tbh, if Barbara had any sense left, serving some time for how she abused her boys would be a good thing
I assume the only reason why Chris would want to go to NYC is to find Cole. But I think he gave up on that long ago.
 
You know the Southern Hatred of the Yankees? I doubt Bob had that, much less Chris-Chan as he wants to stay in Virginia and would assume Brooklyn is a suburb in VA.

Barb if she was still lucid would be belligerent and claim she did nothing wrong despite statements and drawings from Cole and Chris
Chris just straight up can't conceptualize other places outside central VA and the DMV area. 50/50 on whether he still remembers the Ohio trip.
 
several months ago, i had a dream that Chris was imprisoned in an airport in Las Vegas.
I think it's against the law to troll the TSA, but that wouldn't stop someone from contacting them to say Chris is on the "no fly list" or that he's suspected of smuggling something. Then again, with the way Chris usually goes around town, it would take a while before he gets through the metal detector after taking off all the shit he wears on his fingers, hands, neck and head.
 
Apart from Barb & the lumberjack refusing to send Chris to a special School, do you think there was any points that could have prevented Chris from becoming a lowcow.
His previous teacher gave him a letter that predicted "don't let others get the best of you" before Manchester High. If only he listened...
 
Apart from Barb & the lumberjack refusing to send Chris to a special School, do you think there was any points that could have prevented Chris from becoming a lowcow.
Pretty good question. I guess with Bob not getting the internet to begin with (according to him, Chris 'excelled' at electronics, but look where that got the whole family). Everything else still would have gone the same: attraction sign, paper hearts, pacing at the mall, shecameforcwc, etc.
 
I think it's against the law to troll the TSA, but that wouldn't stop someone from contacting them to say Chris is on the "no fly list" or that he's suspected of smuggling something. Then again, with the way Chris usually goes around town, it would take a while before he gets through the metal detector after taking off all the shit he wears on his fingers, hands, neck and head.
they literally put him in a cage in my dream lol
 
Tbf, Bob could never in a million years predict what his son would become.
I think by the 2004 Christmas video he had an idea that his son was doomed to a miserable life. However what Bob didn't realize was he was looking at only the tip of an iceberg of depravity.
 
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