Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[SpiceyHuman]

It has now been three days since we have heard from Jack. Absolutely no activity on his channel or social media. Nothing from any of his relatives either.

Something is a foot

 

[biggacracka]

Something is a foot

Ominous foreshadowing. My money is on Jack lost a foot to the beetus. Bonus points if he blames the fruits, potatoes,etc. that the nursing home fed him that he "couldn't eat "

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Guys he's just working hard on his cookbook.

 

[Cherry Dude]

It's all ogre jacksisters...

 

[DX10]

I am obviously liberal and am a fan of social welfare, but retards like Jack who rail against it, despite claiming to be Christian, and then benefit from it make me want them to lose it

In a perfect world I would still have Jack kicked out of my post-scarcity, post-hunger arcology for his behavior.

 

[Pig Cups]

With these recent developments, I can’t help but see this comment from his Firehouse Subs video as ruefully prescient.

 

[Preciate it youtube]

Jack liked a comment on Twitter yesterday evening or so. When I first noticed, the tweet was five hours old. So, he's somewhat alive. I just wonder what's occupying him.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Jack liked a comment on Twitter yesterday evening or so. When I first noticed, the tweet was five hours old. So, he's somewhat alive. I just wonder what's occupying him.

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Lol this could be his last words.

 

[ddlloo]

Can't help but to wonder if he had a fall or some other accident related to his newly munted body.
After his hourly nursing home updates it's strange not seeing him post anything.

 

[Replacement Account]

Lol this could be his last words.

To be fair, most people's last words are probably going to be something mundane or stupid.

Though having your last communication with the world being you liking that someone else thinks 'sandwich gud' is mundane and highly stupid...so also lol.

 

[Comma]

Guys, guys, guys, just calm down. Everything is alright, okay? He's just chilling with da family, just like last time! Totally not having life-threatening health issues or anything like that!

What are you all doing this weekend?

 

[ddlloo]

He lives.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

TBH I'm starting to think the post-stroke postings were done by Tammy or Jr. Jack's voice is even more slurred, he can't see, and does his "good" arm even work well enough to hold a phone?

ETA a big LOL at a "tour". Hope your scootypuff has good batteries.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I figured Jack was okay because Qarolyn is usually the first to unleash news about his gluttony-induced problems in hopes of recruiting prayer warriors.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Honestly since he lives, I think Jack probably had issues with his internet or something like that

 

[Fascist Frederick]

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He lives.

No Jack, it's randomly dialing people because your slurring speech is confusing its voice recognition... which you are now forced to use because 4 strokes have taken away your manual dexterity.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

With his lazy eye, droopy mouth, and generally disabled stroke face it’s impossible for him not to look at anything wrong. Siri must be going nuts trying to figure out what to dial or how to respond to anything Mushbrain is doing. Apple had better round up a new division of developers to work overtime to recode the tech for stroke faced Fatty.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

With his lazy eye, droopy mouth, and generally disabled stroke face it’s impossible for him not to look at anything wrong. Siri must be going nuts trying to figure out what to dial or how to respond to anything Mushbrain is doing. Apple had better round up a new division of developers to work overtime to recode the tech for stroke faced Fatty.

Jack is now too disabled to use a Jitterbug.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

It has now been three days since we have heard from Jack.
Something is a foot

I'm thinking fat faggot got writer's block trying to come up with a title for his upcoming cookbook and it triggered stroke #5

EDIT: If the fifth stroke wasn't triggered this way, than it could be eminently right around the corner with news of these latest  butt strokeface-dialing issues that have him Seething in Hell

 

[Pig Cups]

Jack liked a comment on Twitter yesterday evening or so. When I first noticed, the tweet was five hours old. So, he's somewhat alive. I just wonder what's occupying him.

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It appears the Lazy Man lives to eat another day…

But before his most recent posting, I had this schizo theory that Tammy was actually the one who liked that tweet. The goal being, to provide a “proof of life,” while avoiding any gaffes that would make it clear that it’s not Jack doing the posting (ex: the infamous “next Tour” gaffe posted by @Comma- her ass is probably still chapped over that one, seeing as how much she was dragged over it).

To be fair, most people's last words are probably going to be something mundane or stupid.

There are countless Frank Reynolds lines that’d make for some killer final words.