Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[AnOminous]

Still doesn't believe in God, but I guess he really wanted social justice cred for being a "Jew". Was probably also bullied by Becky into it.

Imagine converting to a religion that you don't even believe in, thereby disrespecting every sincere member, just so you can claim their victimhood.

What a slimy little piece of shit.

Also a weak, bullied cuck who lets a fat pig tell him to do it.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Imagine being a German pretending to be a jew on purpose

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Holy shit, how disrespectful! Converting from an atheist to a "Jewish" atheist. I assume this is about Daniel, which is especially funny because he used to be one of those edgy, enlightened atheists you'd see everywhere on the Internet in the 2010s.
Still doesn't believe in God, but I guess he really wanted social justice cred for being a "Jew". Was probably also bullied by Becky into it.

Becky, you stupid fuckjng idiot, a “Jewish atheist” is someone from a Jewish ethnic or cultural background whose religion is atheism. A gentile who converts to Judaism but isn’t religious is not in any sense Jewish.

Mind you, this is someone who thinks she can pretend she’s anorexic when in reality she’s so fat that when she goes to Disneyworld, she gets mistaken for Spaceship Earth.

 

[Law]

At least she’s wearing a bra.

How manly.

 

[Stinkyboy]

She’s still making up for the pork chops she missed while being ano

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Basic Bitch Bex is a keyboard sofa warrior Witch In Name Only. Only real witches on the front lines here so Bex can flex her jewwitch larp on Twitter in the comfort of her fugly house.

For the differently sighted (or terminally privileged white stoners on gummies)-
Two brave lonely crones stand across the street from Trump Tower, holding signs in protest of Trump. One says ‘WITCHES KNOW THIS IS NOT A WITCH HUNT’.

These are your people Yonah least you could do is support them.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

On Passover, this is your daily reminder that Becky is "Jewish" for two reasons.

1) Because Jews have a reputation for bitching about everything, which is Becky's raison dêtre.
2) Because Jews have a bunch of religious holidays sprinkled all over the place. Judaism was selected as part of Becky's ongoing goal of never working a day in her life; "Oh I can't work today, I'm a serious orthodox Jew and today is *hacking noises*, the sacred day of overeating and fusing your fat ass into a couch" is about as serious as her faith gets.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I'm assuming this has something to do with her Cirque de Soleil erotic fanfiction.

 

[Kheapathic]

I know what she's trying to say; but that sentence structure makes Trump's indictment sound like something Alex Jones would scream about.

 

[Law]

These are your people Yonah least you could do is support them.

Becky is all salty about Trump, but look how much they have in common:
- white
- obese
- sedentary
- too old to act this way
- fried hair
- love of junk food
- pro sex-work
- catered to by sycophants
- dislikes monogamy
- likes ostentatious houses
- pays too much for tacky clothes
- wants to be on vacation instead of working
- pretends to give a shit about religion
- addicted to Twitter
- other people are very interested in their shady taxes
- married to an immigrant who might secretly hate them
I dunno Becky, you and the Orange Man seem a lot alike. Hell, Disneyworld even has a golf course!

 

[Trombonista]

Bex would absolutely be pro-Trump if she had a rich Trump supporter for a husband.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Bex would absolutely be pro-Trump if she had a rich Trump supporter for a husband.

I think that's a tough what-if scenario. See, it's Becky. He couldn't want to marry her unless he was a massive cuck, and Becky's got a thing for belittling and embarrassing her servants. I think she'd find a logically incoherent middle ground between feeding on the negative Twitter attention from being a Trump supporter and the victim points pretending to be a lone *sniffle, snort* abused wittle voice of reason in a disgusting MAGAChud house, battling daily for her very life as a stronk Womxn. (In this universe, Becky eases off the troon larp because she can get more attention bleating about her husband's abuse).

I grew up around a narc or two, I have an instinct for how these fuckers make e v e r y t h i n g about themselves.

 

[Stinkyboy]

How are beckys amazing fat seders going?
Did all her rapists show up?

 

[Temperance]

Still high as a kite all the time. Becky describes herself as a "sommelier" of sedatives.
I'm sure being on a bunch of psych meds, drinking alcohol, and eating weed gummies by the handful has nothing to do with her IVF woes.


IVF update, btw. We're going to have to wait a bit longer for the possible surrogacy saga.


Passover! She was planning on doing multiple seder "parties" before, but there's been no update on that.


Mad that most companies don't give time off for Passover:


Remember a couple weeks ago when Becky was crying about how unloved & suicidal she is? Well now it's the opposite. She loves life! Totally not BPD/bipolar though...


"Trans joy" btw:


Becky thinks she's experiencing PTSD because one of the cucks dropped a grape on the ground, and Becky was terrified that her dog would eat it & die. She begs her followers for asspats and to validate her delusions (they all do...).

The funny thing is I don't even think her dog ate the grape. There's no mention of a vet visit or the dog actually being sick.

Oh, and Becky again claims to have no friends. Although it would be funny & deserved for Becky to be a friendless loser, she definitely does have at least a few friends who visit her IRL occasionally. I wonder what they think if/when they see tweets like this from Becky?


Becky celebrates being "asexual" despite being in a sexual relationship with two men. Says she isn't sex-repulsed but just doesn't have a sex drive. I guess all her kink/BDSM stuff is supposed to be memoryholed.

ahead... Becky whines about how medical professionals "pathologize" asexuality. Becky contradicts herself by claiming that her sex drive "just doesn't exist", but then admitting that she did have one until she changed the psych meds she was on.
Becky apparently told one of her doctors about her numerous "rapes", and she got mad that the doctor suggested that trauma might be a contributing factor to her "asexuality".

Spoiler: Long thread

I don't doubt that Becky has a lower sex drive than when she was younger - she's now obese, on a bunch of different meds/drugs, and the cucks are very unattractive. Being "asexual" is a total lie though, and Becky wasted the time of multiple doctors just to feel special about it.

LOL. Asexual Becky claims to have had many romantic relationships, but most of her partners were ashamed to be with her.


Becky tells another whopper of a lie. Claims a a school counselor once threatened to call CPS and have her taken away from her parents for refusing to stand for the pledge of allegiance.


FAT


Unsurprisingly, Becky & the cucks are consoomers who buy a bunch of junk for hobbies that they quickly abandon.


The cucks are total failures as men. Becky has to beg a friend to help them remove a very small tree from the backyard.


Becky bashes Christians:


Either she's lying or her parents are just as dumb (and incapable of googling) as she is:


If Becky's not lying, then Mami sounds legitimately dumb. Nymphomachy is Becky's MTF friend, as a reminder.


Becky's parents hide bad news from her since she's so hysterical and would react poorly. Becky tries to deny being emotionally fragile...

Spoiler: Full thread

The Biden administration is proposing regulations on transgender athletes, and Becky isn't happy about it. She's "no longer voting"... although it kinda falls flat since she already swore not to after Biden backtracked on forgiving student debt.
Becky thinks she's a victim being abused by democrats.

In the comments of this thread, Becky comes within an inch of saying that black women are fat and masculine. Occasionally some dumb troon will bring up this talking point about black women having higher testosterone levels, therefore MTFs should be allowed in women's sports. They usually get destroyed for saying it, though.



Rare appearance of Fedposter Becky:


Becky lies again about "the love of her life", the deceased troon who she met IRL once and then ghosted until he killed himself:

 

[Stinkyboy]

Of COURSE she likes the violence of ZOG.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

"Two of us triad folks paraded our three very tiny dogs"? Becky admitting to being a dark triad personality confirmed.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Hey, celebrate the Shabbat by discussing the tenets of National Socialism and its superiority to nihilism a whole bunch.

Becky tells another whopper of a lie. Claims a a school counselor once threatened to call CPS and have her taken away from her parents for refusing to stand for the pledge of allegiance.

Did Bex go to school before 1943?

The Biden administration is proposing regulations on transgender athletes, and Becky isn't happy about it. She's "no longer voting"... although it kinda falls flat since she already swore not to after Biden backtracked on forgiving student debt.
Becky thinks she's a victim being abused by democrats.

Oh no, what will the Democrats do without a single vote in California? The Republicans are sure to sweep to power in California with that one vote gone.

 

[Trombonista]

"Trans joy" btw:

How nice of Becky to admit that she never plans to transition because just claiming she's transgender is enough for her. Also, Benjanun has her own thread and an indirect kill count (she managed a hotel that killed half a dozen people with pesticides).

 

[Temperance]

Gender-euphoric Becky. ~~Skirt Go Spinny~~

Becky's list of super-special names:


Muh conditions (that totally aren't made up or exaggerated). Heckin' valid enby as well.


IRL trigger/content warnings:



The cucks are incompetent:

And Jackson is in trouble for not getting the toilet fixed. You might be asking yourself... why didn't Becky call the repair people? Good question!


Becky's gonna do a heckin' communism


Oh no! Becky's dog is dying! Send your prayers & magic!!!

Nevermind, the dog is fine.


Becky's such an unpleasant person, lol


Handmaiden Becky explains why it's important to not use terrible, noninclusive words like "mother" or "woman" while discussing pregnancy:


BECKY ENDORSES HARASSMENT
Anyone who's involved in the upcoming Hogwarts tv series deserves to be harassed, according to Becky. Even child actors!
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Still high all the time. She apparently smokes it as well (I thought she only did edibles...).



Keep in mind that she's doing this while undergoing her final IVF cycle - her last chance to get pregnant!
See:

Mood swings & feeling uncomfortable during IVF has confirmed to Becky that she totally isn't a woman:


I forgot about this detail. After getting kicked out of her college dorm for her BPD shenanigans, she met Jackson and moved in with him within a week. Then they got married not long after (at age 21, iirc). Becky really struck gold finding a soyboy like Jackson who comes from a very wealthy family and is willing to put up with all her nonsense, lol.

Speaking of which, Jackson's family is apparently even wealthier than we thought. He comes from both old & new money, so obviously his (deceased) father who worked as an ESPN executive wasn't the only source of the Gerber family wealth.

[Very funny how Becky whines about Jackson's family encouraging her to be frugal. Becky doesn't seem to understand that old money families stay wealthy by NOT wasting their money on frivolous stuff.]

At least Jackson's mom seems to know what's up. Lol @ her calling out Becky's cringe fapfiction:

[I really hope the mom leaves basically nothing for Jackson in her will. Can you imagine having a son like him and a daughter-in-law like Becky??]

Becky's worthless job:


Becky's still dreaming of a "sizeable payout" from Riot. IIRC, she only even learned about the settlement after it was over by reading a news article about it. This was like two years ago. I don't think she's ever been contacted or has personally reached out to the lawyers involved, so I'm doubting she'll receive any money at all.



Shit that didn't happen (but Becky secretly wishes it did):


Becky claims she's so short that her feet don't reach the ground when she sits on the toilet, so she uses a toilet stool. IIRC, she's 5'3'', so this sounds like a lie... but for what purpose? To pretend that she's an uwu smolbean?


The sheer IRONY here... I guess everyone is supposed to forget how Becky herself heavily pushed "Latinx"... for YEARS!


Becky is either very stupid or very disingenuous. This guy was clearly referring to troons who sterilize themselves with hormones and/or surgeries, but Becky had to make it all about herself.


Another cow crossover with Kevin Gibes. Apparently Becky's deceased troon boyfriend was also a big Transformers fan. Kevin tells Becky that all the Transformer robots are transgender.


Jewish Becky is lazy about her LARPing. Who wants to bet that the only way she "observes" Shabbat is by sitting her ass on the couch all day? Same as every other day, really.


Remember how Becky had plans for multiple "Seder parties" with all her friends? Doesn't seem like they happened. This is the only Passover picture she posted, and she didn't really say anything else about it:

As for her guests, she only mentioned her MTF friend (Nymphomachy) and fellow lolcow Arthur Chu:


The return of Witch Becky... she'll heckin' hex you to step on LEGOs!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

IRL trigger/content warnings:

That doesn't sound simple at all Bex. You seem to have forgotten the other eight billion people on Earth again.

As for her guests, she only mentioned her MTF friend (Nymphomachy) and fellow lolcow Arthur Chu:

lol, invited Arthur (good to know he's alive I guess) but not Jake yet again, I hope they didn't watch Kamen Rider