Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Broadside]

will fatrick get another swatTTIng tally for his birthday?

No but he does get a special hat

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy up at 4am on his own birthday to lie about yesterday's fake swatting:

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "@HackingButLegal @hifilofipod @etod…

archived 18 Apr 2023 09:15:12 UTC

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Hey Pat, the MPD call log doesn't lie:



Stop calling the police on yourself, you dumb fat lummox.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

This was on ONA, curious how it lists Gas leak/EMS/Fire as Rick has had a few of those that he's counted as swattings.
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VICE is awful. I'm sure they did send the swatter customers with their article by shining a light on his service but they also just broadcast how easy it is to replicate what that faggot does. This is going to become a problem now.

Also, it's definitely a gayop. Why would Pat tell the swatter his life story and his motivations for swatting himself?

"Hi telegram swatting service, my name is Patrick Tomlinson and I am a science fiction author. Please swat my address because I want followers on Twitter and it's a good way to sue the police."

 

[Black Cat2]

VICE is awful. I'm sure they did send the swatter customers with their article by shining a light on his service but they also just broadcast how easy it is to replicate what that faggot does. This is going to become a problem now.

Also, it's definitely a gayop. Why would Pat tell the swatter his life story and his motivations for swatting himself?

"Hi telegram swatting service, my name is Patrick Tomlinson and I am a science fiction author. Please swat my address because I want followers on Twitter and it's a good way to sue the police."

Not that I fully believe it, but the story is much more believable than Fatrick explicitly spelling out who he is. The swatter claimed that Fatrick was just stupid enough to use a Telegram account with his name and his phone number attached, and he was obviously curious why would someone swat themselves. Fatrick being the obnoxious prick he is probably couldn't resist the idea of revealing his brilliance and had to brag about his grand idea to sue the MPD.

 

[Associate Rick]

Everyone else realizes the Dan "quitting" NPS is a bit, right? He's done this before.

Wrong again, stalker, Dan is on the run.

 

[MilkThePig]

It's hilarious watching this dumb bitch think she's the one who's finally cracked the code on how to deal with places like this and ona.

Dummy, everything you're currently trying -

• Publicly shaming/pressuring companies to deplatform
• Twisting the truth and just outright lying
• Threatening doxing/public shaming
• Threatening lawsuits

It's all stuff Patrick has been doing for years and what has it accomplished for him? Turning himself into one of the internet's biggest lolcows (literally and figuratively) as well as landing him in 50 grand of debt he has no way to pay (Enjoy that debtor's exam tomorrow, birthday boy ).

All you're going to accomplish by haphazardly doxing people and trying to pin crimes as seriously as swatting on them with zero evidence, is leaving yourself massively open to lawsuits yourself. Bernard Murphy, whoever the fuck that is, is already collecting evidence of your defamation over at ona as we speak.

Please do carry on though. It's a joy watching overconfident retards like you stepping on rakes at every turn.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Also, it's definitely a gayop. Why would Pat tell the swatter his life story and his motivations for swatting himself?

I agree it's almost certainly a gay op, but

"Hi telegram swatting service, my name is Patrick Tomlinson and I am a science fiction author. Please swat my address because I want followers on Twitter and it's a good way to sue the police."

I also believe this is something Pat, and only Pat, would be dumb enough to do. We go to great lengths to regularly remind ourselves and the world at large how fat Pat is, but I don't think we spend nearly enough time emphasizing just how fucking stupid he is.

 

[Meat Target]

Everyone else realizes the Dan "quitting" NPS is a bit, right? He's done this before.

But I was in the middle of listening to old episodes. Particularly the Josiah Tapes.

Da Bit interrupted my laughs. Rude!

 

[Associate Rick]

What the fuck does Rick think Dan was going to do with Voodoo dolls of his ex and her new husband? I swear he'll throw anything in if it sounds sinister.

 

[inconel]

Hell, he looked less pathetic then, and less soy energy too

I think as his twitter addiction got worse, Fatrick started to grow even hander into his transformation of a soy based bugman lifeform

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Niki is probably off signing a Netflix limited series deal as we post.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I hate to shit things up with more speculation but I wonder how drunk Fatrick is going to get since it's both his birthday and the eve of his debtor's exam. Maybe he'll get absolutely fucking wasted, tweet he's been SWATTed with no call log to show, and then crash into slumber and miss the exam entirely (I do not know what time it's supposed to occur).

 

[Angel Fall]

I'm not as familiar with Fatrick as some of you. Is Dan Mullen just some guy from the onaforums that enjoys trolling Rick or does he have some other connection? Sorry for the dumb question.

PS Rick is fat.

 

[Meat Target]

I'm not as familiar with Fatrick as some of you. Is Dan Mullen just some guy from the onaforums that enjoys trolling Rick or does he have some other connection? Sorry for the dumb question.

PS Rick is fat.

That's the jist of him, yeah. He also used to be a Kiwi (@SomervilleDan), but he got banned after some retarded spat with Null.

Then there's OnA user CovidCumia, aka Boomia. He was an old-school OnA fan who ran into Pat in the wild before knowing who he was. Then when Pat posted his fateful tweet about Norm MacDonald and became an enemy of the Rascals, Boomia was shocked to realize who he was.

Boomia is my favorite NPS guest. His New Jersey accent and word choice make his takes even funnier.

 

[ddlloo]

>Voodoo Dolls

Bruh, this is why I just can't take seriously a single accusation fatrick makes. He adds the silliest details and exaggerations and pretends they are serious threats. He is such a silly man that takes himself so damned seriously, and just refuses to understand that's what makes him an attractive target for spergs.

 

[A Sunset]

Boomia is my favorite NPS guest. His New Jersey accent and word choice make his takes even funnier.

Boomia is like if you took a hilarious New Jersey Italian plumber and had him make fun of a Childing Fat man on the Internet. He’s great.

>Voodoo Dolls

Bruh, this is why I just can't take seriously a single accusation fatrick makes. He adds the silliest details and exaggerations and pretends they are serious threats. He is such a silly man that takes himself so damned seriously, and just refuses to understand that's what makes him an attractive target for spergs.

”Dan Mullen, Cyberstalker who has personally SwaTTed us over 32 times (no I won’t show proof of that), went to Hoolie’s with Voodoo Dolls of me and my family.

He then performed dark shamanic rituals, taken directly from the most remote African Tribes, and laid an evil curse on us while the staff watched on.

He will be hunted and brought to justice for his felony voodoo rituals. @FBI“

 

[Meat Target]

>Voodoo Dolls

Bruh, this is why I just can't take seriously a single accusation fatrick makes. He adds the silliest details and exaggerations and pretends they are serious threats. He is such a silly man that takes himself so damned seriously, and just refuses to understand that's what makes him an attractive target for spergs.

”Dan Mullen, Cyberstalker who has personally SwaTTed us over 32 times (no I won’t show proof of that), went to Hoolie’s with Voodoo Dolls of me and my family.

He then performed dark shamanic rituals and laid an evil curse on us while the staff watched on.

He will be hunted and brought to justice for his felony voodoo rituals. @FBI“

And those voodoo dolls were not even of Pat or Niki. They were of Ade and PCJ.

Which explains why Pat held that particular grudge for half a year. Dan was unknowingly prodding at Pat's conscience (or whatever shriveled, Miller Lite-soaked brain tumor passes for it).

 

[A Sunset]

And those voodoo dolls were not even of Pat or Niki. They were of Ade and PCJ.

Which explains why Pat held that particular grudge for half a year. Dan was unknowingly prodding at Pat's conscience (or whatever shriveled, Miller Lite-soaked brain tumor passes for it).

I didn’t know it was a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison sentence to make dolls of someone’s ex-wife and whoever they chose to marry. Dan didn’t even do anything violent or strange with them. They just sat there happily - just like in real life.

Voodoo dolls, though. Maybe Felony Hurt Feelings is the play now. Gee, I wonder why every time Fatrick has tried to mobilize the legal or criminal justice system they’ve completely shut him down.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Happy birthday, Patrick. How does it feel knowing you, a grown man, have spent years of your life and thousands of other people's dollars fighting trolls on the internet?

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Oh I swear to God if the climax of the SWATTing arc is just "it was Dan all along" I'm gonna be pissed.

If it was Dan and he gets taken to court so Patrick can finally take down one of his trolls with evidence of Dan's self posted harassment attempts in a rare W moment I will laugh my ass off. This is highly unlikely due to Pat being incompetent in all aspect of life but it would be pretty funny.

This is the result of being a professional neghole pozzer. Prison awaits, stalker children.

as I understand the sitch, assuming the torswats guy is telling the truth, there's basically no way it could have been anyone other than Patrick due to the email/phone verification requirement on TG and the fact that he had his real email/phone number in his TG profile and neglected to hide it, lol. the whole thing blends perfectly, that Patrick is literally going out of his way to make himself into a victim so he can claim injury and act like an innocent but indignant and dignified casualty of the evils of online trolling and harassment, in an attempt to pull off some grand half-formulated scam that he's ultimately too retarded to see through anyway. just watch him during that interview he did about it, he's absolutely like a pig in shit. if you will excuse my armchair psychiatry, Pat is obviously a screaming narcissist and the compulsive need to manipulate and posture coupled with the constant lying and genuine belief that he's done nothing wrong at all - in fact, it is everyone else who is to blame for his troubles - is absolutely textbook shit. the ona guys are autistically obsessed with him because there's basically nothing else left of their retarded community but I really doubt anybody over there including Dan Mullen has anything to do with the SWATT arc.

 

[grapeshark77]

I hate to shit things up with more speculation but I wonder how drunk Fatrick is going to get since it's both his birthday and the eve of his debtor's exam. Maybe he'll get absolutely fucking wasted, tweet he's been SWATTed with no call log to show, and then crash into slumber and miss the exam entirely (I do not know what time it's supposed to occur).

Pat missing a debtor's exam and getting a bench warrant so the police actually had a reason to visit him would be the funniest possible outcome, so I'll go for that.

I will say that trying to assign logic to anything that Pat or a guy running a "swat for hire" service does is futile, so whatever the dumbest thing that you think they're doing is = probably the correct one.