🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[John Andrews Stan]

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bug bite, bump, or xanny bop?

Did Rozy finally bite Ralph?

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

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YEAH DAS RIGHT! Ghetto Italian TRASH!! No one in their right mind would associate, fraternize, or (God forbid) MARRY someone of such disgusting repute!

I couldn't agree more, Ralph, that whole bloodline is trash.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Car dealerships can be really profitable. Even if she’s running a single 30-car used dealership, she has more money and success than Ralph will ever see. She also probably has friends, owns her home, isn’t a deathfat, doesn’t have multiple addictions…you get the idea.

 

[Anonanon]

Is he talking about the wHorses sister or Morris's girlfriend?

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Also Ralph I think you're going to need a new simcard before you call bud

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Another day, another mother targeted by Ralph for online intimidation and harassment. I guess Meigh feels special because she gets it all IRL.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

Is he talking about the wHorses sister or Morris's girlfriend?

I think he's talking about Meigh's mother who her dad seems to have an amicable relationship with because he's not a complete wigger who swatted her or posted revenge porn of her.
This state of affairs is very confusing to Ralph.

 

[Hüftpriester]

So Ralph is going after his mother-in-law now? Hasn't she pretty much stayed out of the public shit flinging? Absolute nigger behavior from Ralph, not surprising at all.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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YEAH DAS RIGHT! Ghetto Italian TRASH!! No one in their right mind would associate, fraternize, or (God forbid) MARRY someone of such disgusting repute!

I couldn't agree more, Ralph, that whole bloodline is trash.

Oh Ethel. Ethel, Ethel, Ethel. If only you had not fucked your memory.

Don't you remember what happened the last time you tried to threaten Harry? It did not go well for you.

 

[Not Even Twice]

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YEAH DAS RIGHT! Ghetto Italian TRASH!! No one in their right mind would associate, fraternize, or (God forbid) MARRY someone of such disgusting repute!

I couldn't agree more, Ralph, that whole bloodline is trash.

One of the things I'm still surprised about is how the horse is fully on board with the way Ralph talks about her family.

 

[Elmo]

Car dealerships? Jesus Christ, every day the Killstream just becomes more and more like the Kumite.

RALPH. YOU. ARE. TONKA.

 

[Anonanon]

I think he's talking about Meigh's mother who her dad seems to have an amicable relationship with because he's not a complete wigger who swatted her or posted revenge porn of her.
This state of affairs is very confusing to Ralph.

Wow that's completely insane almost even for gunt levels. Would give a grand to hear esoshaggys phone call to this fucking car dealership.

 

[Star Platinum]

I love how Rozy avoids all eye contact with Ralph and also looks in his direction with utter disdain and disgust. I like this kid.

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your meigh pictures cause deep turmoil within me. it's hilarious how manly you can make her while clearly recognizing her original features, but sometimes you make her look like a hero from an old fantasy painting. my brain is starting to associate her with admirable, Aragorn-esque rangers

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Car dealerships can be really profitable. Even if she’s running a single 30-car used dealership, she has more money and success than Ralph will ever see. She also probably has friends, owns her home, isn’t a deathfat, doesn’t have multiple addictions…you get the idea.

If she runs a car dealership it's pretty telling that they wouldn't even give Ralph a deal when they were still on good terms.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If she runs a car dealership it's pretty telling that they wouldn't even give Ralph a deal when they were still on good terms.

How can you give someone a deal when their credit is absolutely shredded? Unrealistic but I’m sure Ralph is still butthurt about it regardless.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

How can you give someone a deal when their credit is absolutely shredded? Unrealistic but I’m sure Ralph is still butthurt about it regardless.

If you own or run the lot you can write whatever terms you want, especially for family. This just means they've never had any confidence in him.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So Ralph is going after his mother-in-law now? Hasn't she pretty much stayed out of the public shit flinging? Absolute nigger behavior from Ralph, not surprising at all.

It’s Ralph. He only feels safe attack women.

Which is weird because Ralph is shorter than the average height of a woman

 

[heathercho]

It did not go well for you.

He currently looks like a gout riddled lesbian, by his own hand.... nothing ever goes well for Ethan.

That's what's so great.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Nigga you said yourself it was her dealership! Stop being a fucking wetbrain for 5 minutes.

 

[Booby Jones]

I genuinely enjoy how much this infant is disturbed by it's own father. How do you perturb a baby this much by just existing next to it?

 

[Reotardo da Vinci]

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I genuinely enjoy how much this infant is disturbed by it's own father. How do you perturb a baby this much by just existing next to it?

• Incredibly loud, unpleasant, shrill noises
• Violent tendencies
• Has probably seen him abusing her mother
• Poisonous petulant attitude, perceivable by sight and hearing
• Probably fell over on her or had at least a few near misses
• Associates him with mother crying
• Noxious odour
• Only ever picked up by the neck/head handles
• Lives in abject squalor and filth when not being carried by mother
• Never taken to bed, read a story, calmed down, changed, bathed, held, played with or fed. Just left in a stroller while he streams at shitty Mexican restaurants.

I dunno, pick any four of those I guess.