Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Kitty kitty cat]

 

[Pepper Jack]

Move over Tom Cruise, there is a new action star on the set.

MISSION UNGUNTABLE

 

[PerkChop]

This is literally one of those "Live, Laugh, Love" signs but in video format. Extremely low BMI voice.

also we are SO BACK!

I don't know that I can say how cringey this cringe fest is any better than others already have, however I do have one observation that I haven't seen posted yet.

The shore birds in Kuwait are pigeons?! Bloody sky rats!

Such glorious tropical wildlife on the blue tinted beach, along with the random packs of feral dogs!

 

[Dead Wife]

I don't know that I can say how cringey this cringe fest any better than others already have, however I do have one observation that I haven't seen posted yet.

The shore birds in Kuwait are pigeons?! Bloody sky rats!

Such glorious topical wildlife on the blue tinted beach, along with the random packs of feral dogs!

It’s been bugging where she’s plagiarised this style from and then I remembered the cringiest video uploaded to YouTube (before Gunt’s anyway). The awful We Met At Whole Foods video that did the rounds a few years ago. The simpering and breathy voice, the ’profound’ statements. Unfortunately Chantal was not able to coax Salah into providing a voiceover unlike the deranged pretty blonde LA lady and her man.
I can’t find the original, only this version, which is infinitely more bearable with the reactors ripping the shite out of it the whole way through.
TLDR: Love is the dinar store version of this - video starts at approx .42 seconds - https://youtu.be/eoCam-Us_pg

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

"I can't show the shape of my body. That's only for my HuSbAnD!"



Salad is a lucky man.

200 pounds of pizza dough.

 

[Lord Pickle Dog Returns]

You really think that Chantal, laziest woman on earth, bothered with ADR? Even if that ADR is "Hey babe can you say this line again into my phone?"
I can't imagine. I mean, it's not out of the realm of possibility, because she knows how to do voice over, but.... I just can't imagine.
Yeah, listening to it again, it's definitely not ADR, it was happening there. There's as many kid noises as a Chuck E Cheese's, but he was recorded contemporaneously.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

The heat and general shittiness of Kuwait is starting to getting to her. There's a saying - "a change is as good as a rest" that I believe explains why she was so enamored with the place to begin with. She was bored with Canada and disillusioned with the Chantal she was while living there and so a change - any change - felt great. And the first visit was short enough and returning to Canada was so stressful that the shine didn't wear off until recently.

As the thermostat creeps up, as she overlays a brown and murky Kuwaiti ocean sunrise with a blue filter, as she sits alone in a stagnant shotgun apartment she drops more and more pretenses and reverts more and more to her true cockroach form. We'll see more food binges, more splitting behavior with Salad, more sulks, and hopefully some pointer finger on thumb action.

 

[hydrochloric gunt wash]

They’ve really got to stop letting Salah hold the camera, as the down-arm angle highlights Salad’s twiggy teenage girl arms. It’s downright uncanny seeing a grown man with so little muscle tone, even for the lazy sort. (sorry, I’m a mobile fag and too lazy to insert a reference image)

 

[annikaguts]

I don't remember this video being discussed, but it warms my cold little heart to think of her attempting this.

 

[Dutch Courage]

I noted a lot of eye rolling and muted hostility in the Raising Cain video when Salah seemed to shut her down when she was angling for a second meal after her first. Then, we got a fairly revolting old-style mukbang with her eating with her paws. We've had two cheat days without any diet days. We hear about daily trips to the gym without any evidence of actual exercise.

I think Salah is trying to put a lid on her gluttony, and Chantal, ever defiant, is starting to bristle. This means that if Salah wants peace, he had better cave in. If he continues to try to monitor her eating and get her working out, she will have no choice but start clapping back at him. She's already low-key lying to him about what she does at the gym and what she puts in her mouth. This is not unlike the days when she started getting snotty about Bibi, claiming that "he just doesn't understand eating disorders"

Whatever Salah's longterm plan is, he has been willing to play the role. He is a very wooden actor, but he's kept the act up. She is the one who is incapable of keeping anything up, and she's already getting sick of it. At this point, she is probably hoping that with enough cheat days and lip service about gyms, Salah will get off her back and let her pig out indefinitely. He already tried that though, and for whatever reason he has decided to go back to limiting her food intake.

I think her recent rages and quits and announcement that she is back on meds are signs that she has been getting ragey back at the shack. That whole retarded "LOVE" video had the feel of an act of contrition on her part. But even so, she rolls her eyes at him and gets a hint of sassiness in her voice, ever so subtly, at Cane's.

Meanwhile, despite returning pretty much to her 2018 style of grossout mukbang, her mukbang video has only achieved 6K views and will struggle to hit 10K before 24 hours is up. The temeperature is rising, and the shack ain't getting any larger. Payday is at the end of the week, and it should be her worst one in over five years, with next month's slated to be even worse.

None of this has exploded yet, but she is in quite the dilemma with seemingly no way out. I suspect nothing will get better for the loving newlyweds. I just thought her implosion would be more interesting than it has been so far.

 

[Who Now]

The mukbang was a strange combination of "fuck you all, I'm eating" and "But my hussbaaand is sitting here so I can't just push my face into the plate"

She talks about her feeling/not feeling guilty about eating. She has never felt guilty about it. She just doesn't like other people seeing her because she knows what they are thinking. She would have loved him to just dump off the Cain's at the shitbox, and leave her in peace.

She would normally be shoving in 3 or 4 fries at a time, but she knows that wouldn't be ladylike so she ate one at a time, like a conveyer belt.

I'm surprised she hasn't said that her meds are making her eat more.

Funny how the romp on the beach/whale stranded videos show a dark, probably oil infested sand trashy looking gray brown shithole, yet her LOVE video had that tropical blue water (I know I already bitched about the blue filter, but it makes me mati) Every time she shows the beach, I can smell a combination of rotting garbage, used motor oil and dead fish

What’s Brown’s chicken?

Google is your friend

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I like how she's adapted the cultural use of bread as a utensil to picking up handfuls of food and mashing it in her craw. It's like silverware has always been a limiter on how much of a fatass she can be and now the shackles are off. Even better then when she was eating with a serving spoon.

 

[Camel Bro 94]

Raising Canes sperg

Spoiler

It started off as a louisiana state university eatery. Only serves strips, fries, texas toast, and canes sauce (almost identital to what we call Louis-Louis [Louie Louie] sauce because we dip our crawfish in it) That Ramadan pack is actually a Tailgate pack.

About 10 years after the first location a few popped up. Then franchised all over the state. Then Gulf South. Now everywhere. It used to be really good. Now it sucks.
It's nothing like ChicFila or any other chicken places mentioned tbh.

Their sponsor is the owners actual dog. They sell little stuffed toys for him. The owner is actual a pretty decent guy. Donates to both sides red & blue in federal and still our state and city govt. Sponsors everything and I mean everything in Louisiana. When it's crawfish boils for events like an Aphasia event I attended they gave all the drinks (they have sonic style ice and gallons of sauce.)

Front what I understand he's only involved with stores he wants to be and was forced to franchise out to this extent because he now only owns 49% of his Co. because he wanted to enjoy his family more.

An unfortunate repeating tale. Every local restaurant quality goes to shit once the owner sells and a larger corporation takes over.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

I think it's interesting that they only show us the shitty part of Kuwait. If they cannot afford to go to Kuwait City and the actual beautiful parts of Kuwait how the fuck does she plan to travel out of the country.



Girrrrrlllll yurrrr so funny

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

The mukbang was a strange combination of "fuck you all, I'm eating" and "But my hussbaaand is sitting here so I can't just push my face into the plate"

She talks about her feeling/not feeling guilty about eating. She has never felt guilty about it. She just doesn't like other people seeing her because she knows what they are thinking. She would have loved him to just dump off the Cain's at the shitbox, and leave her in peace.

She would normally be shoving in 3 or 4 fries at a time, but she knows that wouldn't be ladylike so she ate one at a time, like a conveyer belt.

I'm surprised she hasn't said that her meds are making her eat more.

Funny how the romp on the beach/whale stranded videos show a dark, probably oil infested sand trashy looking gray brown shithole, yet her LOVE video had that tropical blue water (I know I already bitched about the blue filter, but it makes me mati) Every time she shows the beach, I can smell a combination of rotting garbage, used motor oil and dead fish



Google is your friend

Yeah, I looked it up. Just wondering what it can be compared to. I live near Manhattan and when we first got a Sonic, I thought it was a novelty. We don't have many chain restaurants that other parts of the US have like Waffle House, Perkins, etc

 

[Constellationzero]

From her thumbnail - not edited. You can clearly see her fupa/camel toe at her fucking knees. Shudder. Proof that she is not wearing any clothes, even underwear, under these abayas.
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Spoiler: Maybe that's why the kitty came up to her

He smelled 9Lives and low tide at the pier.

 

[Schmooo]

I watched her last two videos on a reactor’s channel. The stupid love documentary was so cringe, it became painful, especially her stupid put-on voice. In the mukbang, she was doing her best to eat so dainty and minimize her smacking (but failed). I noticed something weird, though. Why is she chewing mostly at the front of her mouth? I wonder if she does have something going on with her teeth after all.

She’s done that incisor-chewing thing forever. BUT… AmberLynn is even worse. She chews as if she doesn’t even possess back teeth.

Watching those two chew food is horrifying.

Watching Cunt eat her “pass-tuh” with Béchamel was mind-numbing. This bitch claims to be French yet she’d never heard of “pass-tuh” with Béchamel and had zero idea how it’s made (1 TBS butter, 1 TBS flour <roux>, 1 cup hot milk). She compares it to Smee’s “lasagne,” when it’s closer to the Greek version, Pastitsio.

She claims “…I just love food!” but despite all the best-thing-I’ve-ever-tasted eye rolls she can’t possibly be tasting anything. She simply needs to
BE EAITING at all times.

 

[Itsmeee]

She's not eating pasta wrapped in pita bread because she is a fatass. No, no- it's a cultural thing to eat with your hands!
Also, why did she cos-play as an uncircumcised penis while muckbanging?

 

[A borscht-on]

Okay, I have finally landed on it. Currently, our enraging Salad halfwit is a doppelganger for Non from Superman 2.

I can't be the only one who sees this. Also, being an oldfag fervently fagging out on a nearly broken mobile, I can't link a picture. I will buy you a few Cane's tendies if you can pitch in here with some help.

The fucker is Non. And, somehow, the name could not be more in the realm of perfection for this absolute event horizon of a human form.

 

[Whizzbang Wallop]

Move over Tom Cruise, there is a new action star on the set.

MISSION UNGUNTABLEView attachment 5066570

“Fat gunts don’t look at explosions”