Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Wallace]

“I use drugs to cope with my mental problems and all the anxiety I have, so I’m going to return to the one place where everyone hates me, I’m engaged in conflict 360 degrees, 24/7 and where people regularly fuck with my life in very personal and intimate ways. No relapse will ever happen.”

Assuming there was even an addiction to begin with and Lucas didn’t just fuck off for a month to listen to Enya with his friend, I’m calling it now. This is going to end badly and I am not going to feel bad about it either. Not because I dislike Lucas, but because the internet has clearly exacerbated the drug problem, it was likely identified as that in rehabilitation and he choses to proceed anyway. You wanna plant dumbass seeds, you’re gunna harvest dumbass crops.

Don't forget the part where we get the blame.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Don't forget the part where we get the blame.

Walk away with a clear conscience, my dude. This person causes all of their own problems, if we didn’t exist there would simply be another grift and they would pathologically seek conflict with someone else.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Thread poll on how quickly Luke relapses? I vote within 6 months.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Walk away with a clear conscience, my dude. This person causes all of their own problems, if we didn’t exist there would simply be another grift and they would pathologically seek conflict with someone else.

True but we will get blamed for Lucas being a junkie nevertheless bc we are all evil Nazis who harrass people and shit.

 

[Cronkle]

Thread poll on how quickly Luke relapses? I vote within 6 months.

You can’t relapse if you never actually quit anything. This faggot doesn’t have the willpower to get his mind in order enough to not chop his own cock off, I doubt he had the willpower to stop doing any kind of addictive drug. This is a man controlled by impulse

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Thread poll on how quickly Luke relapses? I vote within 6 months.

You need to quit to relapse. At best he's just currently abusing prescription pills and is keeping off the illegal stuff for now (but considering that his community seems to be full of drug pushers he won't stay off it for long).

Anyone who knows anything about addiction knows that getting clean usually means to dump any "triggering" influences; in Keffails case it would mean giving up on streaming and grooming.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Anyone who knows anything about addiction knows that getting clean usually means to dump any "triggering" influences; in Keffails case it would mean giving up on streaming and grooming.

And growing a new dick and balls.

 

[Wallace]

Walk away with a clear conscience, my dude. This person causes all of their own problems, if we didn’t exist there would simply be another grift and they would pathologically seek conflict with someone else.

Oh no, I'm fully aware that Lucas' problems are all the result of his own crazybrains. I'm just saying we get blamed anyway.

 

[TyrasGuard]

"Wow! What a great idea Mr. Keffals! You have rehabilitated so well that I think that you could go back to the reason why you are here in the first place!"

(Source: Dr. K. Effals, Addiction Coach at the Detox and Retox center)

 

[Cronkle]

"Wow! What a great idea Mr. Keffals! You have rehabilitated so well that I think that you could go back to the reason why you are here in the first place!"

(Source: Dr. K. Effals)

I mean, now days you can have your delusional ideas that you’re the opposite sex you actually are affirmed, so that probably isnt fictional. Just shop around until you find a doctor that agrees with you instead of actually helping you. A doctor can mutilate your genitals and then say “I’ve done it! You’re cured!”
They can also put opioid addicts on suboxone, an even more addictive drug than heroin, and again say, “I’ve done it! You’re cured!”
It’s Lucas’ dream world right now. Whole world feels up-side-down now days

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

View attachment 5065712

fleightofhand on Twitter: "@TheDipl @DreamLeaf5 I mean, probably, kin…

archived 18 Apr 2023 07:22:51 UTC

archive.li

Troonsa Parks: Lucas took a seat on the front page to own the 'farms.

 

[Cynical-Carnivore-88]

Calling all bets that within the first two weeks of coming back to streaming we will see Keffals down some booze or smoke cigarettes in front of his stream, then coping when people call him out on it with a "I was in Rehab for hard drugs you retards! Let me have my fix and focus on the real issues, like TRANS GENOCIDE!".

 

[xbv]

I have evidence that Lucas never went to rehab.

 

[GettrGriftr]

I have evidence that Lucas never went to rehab.

Ok, newfren, do tell, do tell.

 

[Punished Neco]

I have evidence that Lucas never went to rehab.

You know, we humored you when you posted the exact same thing a month ago. Could we trouble you to actually post this evidence instead of popping to the shops for milk again?

Thank you fren

 

[AutoClownMaker]

I have evidence that Lucas never went to rehab.

Hearsay is a KIND of evidence.

So is something just made up.

While I can say Clara is what happens when you order Jeremy Hambly from wish.com we all know that's made up as the vendor of human sex objects is wayfair.

Is your "evidence" better than catalogue citations just made?

 

[Kees H]

I have evidence that Lucas never went to rehab.

Stop being a nigger and post it then.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

We don't even need evidence. Lucas' rehab is the same as Zinnia Jones' college. Even if he did went to rehab or had some sort of detoxing, it's a very different story from what he told us.

All cows lie. All of them. When they open their mouths, it's to say a lie. Even their truths are twisted to sound better than what's actually true. I am open to entertain that he could have been told by his family to stop doing fuck up shit and calm down. Which he kinda did by slowing down the drugs and staying off the internet for some time. If I was a pathological liar who's addicted to his own internet persona, I'd call that "I went to rehab" too.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

/

We don't even need evidence.

The "we" doesn't mean a monolith.

This member would like solid proof - like I'd like to see solid proof of the communist party money spending on drugs.

There exist parents who will prop up their children no matter how fucked up they are. Mom had access to the public media KeFAILs was producing and may have been willing to empty their wallet for rehab with the condition of staying with the program.

But as others have noted the environment which caused the drug use still exists. Pain from having your body slashed apart and a not intended reorg of the body parts is still there. The past of fart porn, communism, and being a findom is still there. Picking more internet fights is waiting to start. The website which had to go down and stay down to 'make it so KeFAILs would then have a normal life' is still up. The superberries and para social handing money over to the monkey to watch the KeFAILs dance is just waiting for the return to the medium. If Mom dipped into the retirement/inheritance for rehab there is no reason to suspect the substance abuse won't come back as the expected KeFAILs and continued disappointment of the parent.

 

[Stinkyboy]

The communist money was a few years ago iirc
The $100,000 is totally separate either way