Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Testicular Manslaugther]

Also: Boogie is fat and I would not watch one of his videos, let alone have sex with him.

This has some serious Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam vibes and I'm there for it

 

[Victim2988]

I guess with the "event" on its way,

- flying tickets are booked
- hotel rooms are confirmed
- medical controls are scheduled
- insurance fees in case of injuries are paid,
- daily programs with detailed schedules are printed and dispatched to the staff,
- if I remember right it's in britbong land so there must be some kind of loïcense to fight to get from the royal fighting association or something like that...?

So there must be a lot of stuff to show to us proving that the fight will take place, am I wrong?

Coz' despite the hype I still believe that everything is a scam and I will also not have sex with boogie too.

 

[Testicular Manslaugther]

I guess with the "event" on its way,

- if I remember right it's in britbong land so there must be some kind of loïcense to fight to get from the royal fighting association or something like that...?

Wait, it's happening in bongland? Aren't they both stateside?

That's a 10 hour flight. Long haul flights significantly increase the risk of blood clots - and these guys are walking cholesterol nukes as is. Hands up, who put "Both die on the plane" as their prediction?

 

[Steve Pinto]

I actually feel bad for Keem for having to book four seats for two fighters.

 

[Swole McPole]

Kellie Maloney should really be promoting this fight.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

I swallow my words about how I said I thought Clum was helping Boogie to get guests. But I still think the podcast and twitter inactivity was his idea. No other way Boogie would be interested in ''influencers'' or even say that word.

If he can dodge punches as well as he dodges salads he could've stood a chance because his opponent is another morbidly obese guy but it seems to me that Wings and Boogie couldn't be more different (other than their food habits). Wings is a guy who has tried and continues trying but always fails. Boogie on the other hand is a person who's never tried to do anything in his life but still failed and continues to fail. If the gnome is visting the Melon Cave, it means Boogie's absence isn't confirmed yet. I was cautiously sure the fight would happen and if it does, I think Wings has outdone his opponent already, because he just does more things than Boogie.

So there must be a lot of stuff to show to us proving that the fight will take place, am I wrong?

If Keemstar is visiting him, then it does mean there's something going on to try to make it actually happen. If Boogie or Wings were the only two people talking about this, we could consider it as good as dead and deep fried but I don't think Keem will waste his time unless he thought something was likely to happen.

 

[derthballs]

I guess with the "event" on its way,

- flying tickets are booked
- hotel rooms are confirmed
- medical controls are scheduled
- insurance fees in case of injuries are paid,
- daily programs with detailed schedules are printed and dispatched to the staff,
- if I remember right it's in britbong land so there must be some kind of loïcense to fight to get from the royal fighting association or something like that...?

So there must be a lot of stuff to show to us proving that the fight will take place, am I wrong?

Coz' despite the hype I still believe that everything is a scam and I will also not have sex with boogie too.

Its not a licenced boxing match so theres no licence as such to get.

 

[Testicular Manslaugther]

Its not a licenced boxing match so theres no licence as such to get.

The only thing they'd really need is Public Liability Insurance. In my experience, venues in the UK don't carry a policy, anyone throwing an event somewhere has to have their own. That way, the venue doesn't pay out the nose for someone wanting to fuck around with pyrotechnics or whatever.

 

[Sicilian1984]

tbh keemstar does have like a phycopathic tendency to stick through thick and thin when he doubles down. he’s as stubborn as a mule. i don’t feel like writing it all down but it has to do with his childhood or something. i don’t think he’s purely using boogie. he is, but he’s also genuinely trying to help boogie. that’s why he’s the onpy one still trying to lift this fat ass, because he aint a 100% normal human being.

There's another element too--an additional lolcow named Dave aka DSP has said the fight is a terrible idea and has publicly insulted Keemstar. This is the main reason I think the "boxing match" WILL occur in some fashion.

Keem does not want to lose face here.


He may also want to genuinely help but mainly he is attached to this now so if it completely FAILS it won't look great for him. And DSP will have an "I told you so" waiting for him. If it's a success maybe he is even able to use it as a platform to launch the lolcow podcast.

 

[Terfatron]

There's another element too--an additional lolcow named Dave aka DSP has said the fight is a terrible idea and has publicly insulted Keemstar. This is the main reason I think the "boxing match" WILL occur in some fashion.

Keem does not want to lose face here.


He may also want to genuinely help but mainly he is attached to this now so if it completely FAILS it won't look great for him. And DSP will have an "I told you so" waiting for him. If it's a success maybe he is even able to use it as a platform to launch the lolcow podcast.

But would KEEM really care what DSP has to say? Like, dude is a nobody, a beggar and a joke.
Keem is keem and I think he just see dsp as a retarded sideshow.

But I agree that there has been so much talk about this, starting w the podcast, that SOMETHING had to come out of it or else there is way too much time invested.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

But would KEEM really care what DSP has to say? Like, dude is a nobody, a beggar and a joke.
Keem is keem and I think he just see dsp as a retarded sideshow.

But I agree that there has been so much talk about this, starting w the podcast, that SOMETHING had to come out of it or else there is way too much time invested.

With all the recent news about this fight, makes it seem like something has to happen. Im still very skeptical of if its even happening at all however a contract was made and signed so I just pray there is some kind of fuck you sideways financially clause if someone backs off. We know they are both doing it for the attention and money but each one keeps pointing out the other one is unhealthy while also saying how fucked up their body is in the process.

Hopefully they overlook most of the contract and just signed the shit thinking they can get away with a medical excuse and neglect to see that wont help. Even if the fight truly does happen I expect whoever even wins will have medical bills most of that prize money will eat up.

 

[derthballs]

Worth pointing out, its Tuesday so Boogie should be streaming today as he now has a streaming schedule of Tuesday and Thursday - i suspect it will go out the window after a week or two so im going to remind you when he misses it.

 

[The Wichita Lion]

If it's a success maybe he is even able to use it as a platform to launch the lolcow podcast.

No matter how the fight ends, if it happens, that podcast is dead on arrival. By some miracle Boogie wins, he will be so insufferably smug to Wings that Wingo will quit halfway through the first episode. If Wings wins then Boogie would never work with him cause Boogie can't stand to take any kind of L.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

Isn't this fight supposed to be in May? Unless Boogie started his passport application a while ago, he won't be able to get one in time.

And we know he has not, because he would have tweeted about it for asspats. Fatass.

This doesn't even need commentary added to it.

 

[Sicilian1984]

Isn't this fight supposed to be in May? Unless Boogie started his passport application a while ago, he won't be able to get one in time.

And we know he has not, because he would have tweeted about it for asspats. Fatass.

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This doesn't even need commentary added to it.

"I don't know who needs to hear this but __________(insert vague unoriginal middling platitude)"

I hope Richard rolls this tub of goo. Seems like he isn't returning Boogie's dms.

But would KEEM really care what DSP has to say? Like, dude is a nobody, a beggar and a joke.
Keem is keem and I think he just see dsp as a retarded sideshow.

With anyone but DSP it wouldn't matter but they have a long history and Keem has a grudge. Hence him popping into DSP's side scrollers appearance to troll and call him a lulcow.

I think Keem traveled mostly to make sure these two lazy fucks actually follow through logistically.

 

[sure]

boogie dropped a new video and is doubling down that this fight is 100% happening and there's no backing out.

summary:
- he lists off every possible reason as to why this boxing match is a bad idea, but don't worry, this titan of strength is still smiling and looking forward to diving into the danger.
- he claims "old boogie" would be trying to find a way out of this, and "old boogie" still creeps up in the back of his head telling him how bad and scary this is and how he shouldn't go through with it, but he's done listening to other people and old, scared boogie.
- he talks about reasons why he's going through with this:

1. wants to go to london
2. getting paid
3. likes the attention

- spins it around to claim that he wants to use the attention to "help people."

- says he plans on winning, but will still settle for making it through all three rounds and compares himself to rocky again (lol)
- he thinks him going into the boxing ring is going to be some sort of feat to inspire people to face their fears and do something they want to do.
- claims he's doing it for himself to earn back his self-respect and prove to himself that he can face his fears.
- "this is me learning to trust myself so that I can trust the universe and trust others. this is me learning to love myself so that I can love the universe and love others. this is the first step towards helping myself so that I can help the universe and help others." ok we get it boogie, you did shrooms.
- compares himself to andy kaufman again claiming that for those watching the video to clown on him (hi boogie) that he's going to make this as entertaining as possible.
- butters everyone up so they know that when keemstar arrives tomorrow to film, he's going to be putting on an act, and this video is the "real boogie"
- love bombs wings trying to act like the bigger man despite wings ignoring his dms.

I still don't see this fight happening. he's doing all this to try and convince everyone he's serious and committed so when the day comes that he has to break the news to everyone, he can look back and say, "see, I was totally serious and now I'm devastated that I can't make it!"

 

[Ultrapenguin]

He's such a fucking weirdo, it's almost a little difficult to describe.

It's like he believes if he just thinks around things and talks around things enough, it'll eventually grant him a sense of control over them.

Instead of normal signs of stress, you can tell how stressed he is by how twitchy and erratic his attempts at compulsive spin are, so in this case you can tell he really, really doesn't want to do the match.

He's always done it too, very strange stuff to watch.

 

[Marc83]

@sure ”he's doing all this to try and convince everyone he's serious and committed”

And this is how you know he has no intention of following through. The only times he does follow through with goals is when he shuts up and just does it. It’s the same as all the other (dozens and dozens) of things he tried doing where he overly commits himself in the hopes of convincing his brain to finally do something.

Melon you are so transparent it’s borderline pathetic.

 

[YaBoi]

Between that weird Rocky Twitter video he posted yesterday and today's video, all I'm taking away from this is that Boogie is hitting the reset button on his career by playing the "inspiration" card really hard. It seems like everything that @sure relayed from Boogie's video circled back to inspiring others in some way shape or form:

claims he's doing it for himself to earn back his self-respect

spins it around to claim that he wants to use the attention to "help people."

going into the boxing ring is going to be some sort of feat to inspire people

"this is me learning to trust myself so that I can trust the universe and trust others

And the most important part about his reset, is that he's trying to distance himself from his past actions and behaviors:

he claims "old boogie" would be trying to find a way out of this

compares himself to andy kaufman again claiming that for those watching the video to clown on him (hi boogie) that he's going to make this as entertaining as possible

butters everyone up so they know that when keemstar arrives tomorrow to film, he's going to be putting on an act, and this video is the "real boogie"

"Yeah if I did something dumb in the past, that was the old me. If I do something stupid today then I was putting on an act. Have you heard of Andy Kaufman?"

So if anyone criticizes Boogie in the present day, he can hide behind the fact that he's "changed" and if he does screw up, it was all an act. All I've seen is him say that he took shrooms, say that he's changed and use Twitter less. He's still on Twitter every day and acting like a jackass on stream, so I can't see what's changed.

This is essentially the gastric bypass surgery all over again. He got the surgery thinking that it would fix all of his weight problems. He got the surgery, didn't even lose the minimum amount of weight expected from the surgery (lol) and continued to gorge himself on everything he shouldn't. Boogie is once again trying to rope people into this false narrative that he's interested in changing and that he's actually a good person, but that will only temporarily work until people see through the charade. It's very retarded of him to try and pull that stunt in 2023 when a large majority of people know what his game is. He may manipulate the suckers in the short term, but this again is only a temporary fix for the fundamentally deeper problem.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

boogie already ran out of people to interview after two episodes so now he's relying on his fans to do his job for him

Holy shit; the sheer laziness of this fat fuck never fails to surprise me. How do you make a big song and dance about your Hail Mary podcast series and not first line up initial guests and get some episodes in the can? I’ve lost count of the number of quickly abandoned projects and “hobbies” he’s accumulated over the years.