Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[siegemeister675]

This Jackie Singh is one of the most pitiful women I've seen on the internet lmao. Imagine seething so hard you sit and go through every NPS video like that. Bring back the asylums unironically.

Reminder that she has her own dedicated thread right here

This one has potential, she might be a bigger cow than Piggy. Metaphorically, of course, Piggy is still way fatter.

 

[MilkThePig]

This Jackie Singh is one of the most pitiful women I've seen on the internet lmao. Imagine seething so hard you sit and go through every NPS video like that. Bring back the asylums unironically.

Reminder that she has her own dedicated thread right here

She's manic af. Spends her entire days trawling through every ona thread, NPS episodes, screeching on Twitter at every company/PD/federal agency begging them to do something.

You could almost feel sorry for her if she wasn't such a hateable sack of cunt.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

He loves this line of his: "...because I'm not 25 and I don't close out bars on weeknights".

Here he is whipping it out to an unimpressed judge in court (Starts at about 3:35 in case the timestamp doesn't work):

Downloaded an archive of the audio, but can't insert it into the post because this website seems to be slowly dying of cancer-aids today.

local archive.

 

[siegemeister675]

She's manic af. Spends her entire days trawling through every ona thread, NPS episodes, screeching on Twitter at every company/PD/federal agency begging them to do something.

You could almost feel sorry for her if she wasn't such a hateable sack of cunt.

Imagine being this much of a simp for Patrick Tomlinson, a white man. I really believe she wants to peg that fat piggy ass.

 

[Red Frida]

Yes child, I brag in front of judges using rehearsed lines about how I used to drink until the bar closes.
No child, I am not visibly insecure about having a wife stolen in front of me over a decade ago.
I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Reminds me of a Garbage Pail Kid. Yo, lolcow garbage pail kids! Someone make that!

Not related to Pat but a terf has made some for a few lolcows:



Creator's substack

On topic, has anyone noticed that Pat is rather bloated and has bitch tits?

 

[Bukke Bruse]

Checked his twitter and he has been squealing nonstop

 

[A Sunset]

Checked his twitter and he has been squealing nonstop

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You love to see it.

From its pigception,
this thread has been a corpulent, non-stop joyride.
Safe wasn't really its speed, we realized from the beginning,
so enjoying prison, waiting for the knock and stalkerchilding
were promptly and flawlessly delivered like mulch on our driveways.

A high-calorie feast of literary delights best served hog,
including thought-provoking conversations with bathroom accesories,
inner organs, sex toys and multiple-dimensions' alter-egos.

Tweets worth their weight in bold blurred the thick red line
between actors, law enforcement and audience multiple times,
in a fatsinating blend of humour, arrogance and hugeman nature
no single 1.2 GPA mind could have ever envisioned on its own.

Always defiant to every regulation dictated by common sense,
this recollection of real-life self-sabotage situations had it all,
from broken hammers till hammered chins:
we all screamed and sometimes squealed in glee.

How can a single thread become so big and so fat this fast?
Sometimes, truly exceptional questions are the only answers.

I propose then, a toast that can bring all of us together,
regardless of optics, targets, bitch tits or tactics,
to celebrate the Vroom, the Pat, and The Smugly.

Here's to you, Rick Tomlinson Fart:
a Real Automanic and Torque Wheeler at heart,
I present you a little gift of birthday art.
May you stealth geekly 'til death do us part!

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IF you drew this, you’re Royalty.

Dan got a strike on YouTube for "medical misinformation".

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I see the super hacking and doxing on ONA Forums are going well. She’s now resorted to obsessively watching every NPS episode and listening for someone to make a COVID joke. Pathetic.

You know you have an open and shut criminal case when instead of forward evidence to law enforcement, you’re false-flagging and snitching to YouTube. Things must be going great!

 

[Uncle Buck]

...obsessively watching every NPS episode...

Imagine being the only person in existence to obsessively watch every NPS episode...

 

[Kane lives in death]

Checked his twitter and he has been squealing nonstop

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People are probably on average happier in their birthday week compared to the rest of the year, family and friends are usually nicer to you, they share some memories and maybe gift you something.
Glad to see Patrick is just as miserable as ever, perhaps even more because every year he doesnt only get fatter, but also older.

 

[A Sunset]

i guess this arguably should go in her thread but it's just too good not to be here in the limelight

Damn, my cartoon got used in a Motley Poo video. Now I’ve made it. Every time I do one of these stupid drawings seeing where they end up is the funniest part for me.

Also, as a Music Enjoyer, this song is actually fuckin banger. WTF? A waltz with an extended dissonant guitar outro? Thought I heard some time signature alternation as well. Nigga has talent.

Imagine being the only person in existence to obsessively watch every NPS episode...

Actually, not to suck Dan’s nuts but I’m an NPS fan. Certainly not Jackie-level but I was looking forward to hearing them shit on Patrick’s grave for the debtor’s exams. If I can’t get a little entertainment today in the background at work I’m gonna be fawkin pissed.

 

[siegemeister675]

Damn, my cartoon got used in a Motley Poo video. Now I’ve made it. Every time I do one of these stupid drawings seeing where they end up is the funniest part for me.

Also, as a Music Enjoyer, this song is actually fuckin banger. WTF? A waltz with an extended dissonant guitar outro? Thought I heard some time signature alternation as well. Nigga has talent.

Actually, not to suck Dan’s nuts but I’m an NPS fan. Certainly not Jackie-level but I was looking forward to hearing them shit on Patrick’s grave for the debtor’s exams. If I can’t get a little entertainment today in the background at work I’m gonna be fawkin pissed.

I wish I had known about the podcast before it got taken down lol

 

[Sawamura Simp]

IF you drew this, you’re Royalty.

@AnyballLecter provided the hog details,
@Gay Mouth suggested the Afro pepperonis,
I did the art.

Needless to say, it's your consistent work which inspired the piece.

In the end it took 2 Tomlinson Days (2 months).
the girthday though was the fated date it seems...!

 

[A Sunset]

@AnyballLecter provided the hog details,
@Gay Mouth suggested the Afro pepperonis,
I did the art.

Needless to say, it's your consistent work which inspired the piece.

In the end it took 2 Tomlinson Days (2 months).
the girthday though was the fated date it seems...!

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Damn homie, well keep it up, you have way more talent than me!! Kiwis need more Patrick themed art from actual skilled artists. The ONA Forums have a legendary collection of Fatrick art.

Also “girthday”, LOL.

People are probably on average happier in their birthday week compared to the rest of the year, family and friends are usually nicer to you, they share some memories and maybe gift you something.

I’ve said it multiple times before, but it’s so crazy that his debtor’s exam is right after his birthday. And he’s now in his mid-40s maybe about to lose all his income over time, and it’s literally all his fault.

But he wouldn’t be Tomlinson if he self-reflected and showed any humility whatsoever.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I wish I had known about the podcast before it got taken down lol

Ahem. You’re good, bro.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I like that gunpat is coming back, hopefully Quasi gets his cucked 16'' barrel P90. Also this take is one of those "He could be at least half right if he wasn't a fucking cunt" examples. .22LR is a poor choice for self defense because it's inherently less reliable than a centerfire caliber (though less so than it used to be). Not because it's too weak.

"Stopping power" differences between handgun calibers are mostly academic, especially when you're shooting someone from a state of rest, almost anything will drop someone who's not ready for it but once adrenaline comes into play, i've heard of people taking full mags of 9mm/.45 and still killing people as dead men walking. Ballistics gel and accelerometers make .22 and mouse calibers look like trash, when you look at actual statistics based on real self defense situations they don't seem to underperform by much, if at all. And the guns are much smaller and easier to carry and conceal.

22 is a great murder caliber because the guns that shoot it are easy to conceal and disposable, but if you're using it for home defense concealment doesn't matter. The guy with the lenin avatar correctly recommends a shotgun as a good and cheap option (his reasoning is also stupid as is not keeping your home defense piece loaded but whatever) but Patrick has to focus on what he can disagree on, and do it in the most obnoxious way possible.

A 22 is an excellent caliber if one can reliably get a head shot. The 22 has a low enough kinetic power to enter the skull, but typically not enough to leave by punching out the other side. Instead it ricochets inside the skull and turns the brain into scrambled eggs. If someone gets shot in the head and it is a "through and through", depending on what structures you hit, the caliber, etc... a person can actually survive that and walk away with few, if any, major deficits.

I've seen headshots with a 22 where the person had a pulse and was breathing, but there was literally no hope of any meaningful life due to the amount of damage to the cerebrum from the shot. The only thing they'll ever do is a perfect imitation of a houseplant. I've also seen people come into the ER with a headshot through and through and walk out of the hospital 6 months later (however I've never seen a situation where they didn't come back DOA within the next 6 months from yet another gunshot...).

Is it possible to conceal accounts (crypto) during a debtors exam? I’d imagine there’s ways to look up a SSN and see what accounts have been opened but I have no idea. I’m sure quasi has talked to his lawyer about the Gemini account and the new torswats allegations.

If the allegations from torswats are true, and pat ends up having his crypto account and corroborating payment history exposed at the very exam he was attempting to evade using the SWATting services, that would be the fattest thing ever.

It is utterly amazing how capable forensic accountants can be.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

A 22 is an excellent caliber if one can reliably get a head shot. The 22 has a low enough kinetic power to enter the skull, but typically not enough to leave by punching out the other side. Instead it ricochets inside the skull and turns the brain into scrambled eggs. If someone gets shot in the head and it is a "through and through", depending on what structures you hit, the caliber, etc... a person can actually survive that and walk away with few, if any, major deficits.

No it won't. The ricocheting bullet thing is an old myth.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

No it won't. The ricocheting bullet thing is an old myth.

Then I guess the niggers that rolled in were just really unlucky. I wasn't the one to crack the skull open and poke around. That is for the butchers that call themselves surgeons.

 

[Meat Target]

Half an hour to go.

 

[ddlloo]

Do you reckon he has his catchphrase copied so he just ctrl v's every time? Or does he manually type it out 20 times a day?