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[...]Then proceeds to eat a fucking sandwich with the bread and everything.
I watch a lot of JOTG, and every time I see him devour a huge hoagie or sandwich I picture the bread boxing with his pancreas and giving it a black eye like in an old cartoon.

The fact that he seems completely unaware of what a Glycemic Index is troubles me. He is a fat retarded ape, but on some level I imagine doctors give up on patients like him very early on and take a strategy of medication + amelioration of obvious discomfort.
 
The fact that he seems completely unaware of what a Glycemic Index is troubles me. He is a fat retarded ape, but on some level I imagine doctors give up on patients like him very early on and take a strategy of medication + amelioration of obvious discomfort.
Or they have an under the table Deadpool going. I think there’s a chance some doctors could do that.
 
The fact that he seems completely unaware of what a Glycemic Index is troubles me. He is a fat retarded ape, but on some level I imagine doctors give up on patients like him very early on and take a strategy of medication + amelioration of obvious discomfort.
Of course he doesn't understand the glycemic index. If he did he wouldn't be equating all carbs as evil. Yes low glycemic carbs are better but your body still needs carbs to function.

It's like people who try to cut out all fats from their diet because it "makes them fat". Your body needs fats. Just don't eat too many of them. Done.
 
Why do we keep looping around on the Keto shit? If Jack went into Ketosis he would die. He's a type 2.
Ketosis for diabetics is fine. Keto diets for type 2 diabetics have been shown to help some people with type 2 diabetes manage their HBA1C values. However, Jack just throwing cheese on shit doesn't make it keto. A healthy keto diet would be lots of low carb greens, healthy fats (olives, tree nuts, avocado, chia and flax seed, fatty fish, etc) and then some meats. Piling 2 lb of cheese on top of a lb of bacon is technically keto but certainly not the way to do it in a healthy way, and then going to Firehouse Subs a few hours later definitely would defeat the purpose.

Diabetic ketoacidosis (DKA), which I am guessing you are thinking of, is very, very, very bad. That's when your body doesn't have enough insulin for your body to absorb the sugar from the blood stream, which causes your body to break down fats for energy (releasing ketones), but you still have the sugar in your blood which causes a chemical imbalance which fucks you up. Normal keto only happens when you don't have sugar in your blood, so the imbalance doesn't happen
 
Diabetic ketoacidosis (DKA), which I am guessing you are thinking of, is very, very, very bad. That's when your body doesn't have enough insulin for your body to absorb the sugar from the blood stream, which causes your body to break down fats for energy (releasing ketones), but you still have the sugar in your blood which causes a chemical imbalance which fucks you up. Normal keto only happens when you don't have sugar in your blood, so the imbalance doesn't happen
An oldie but a goodie on the topic, really describes how bad the compound failure of ketoacidosis is. To extract the capstone of it,
Soon you’re sobbing for air like you’ve been running a marathon (another situation in which stressed-out and starving cells dump tons of lactic acid), your body is so dehydrated you’re losing your mind and your organs are failing, your cells are so hungry they’re literally eating themselves, and so much potassium is backed up in your blood that your heart’s muscle-pumps get overwhelmed by the back-pressure and your heart just… stops.
If Jack ever does fall into DKA, he's gonna think he's hangry and drive out to get a gallon of soda to wash down a sandwich shelf with. His death will be documented on a final JOTG as his heart gives out waiting for the juicy meats.
 
here he goes…
 

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"Can't wait to find my itemized bill when I let you know how much I paid for each one of those meals"...

You gigantic fat pig, we can't wait to see the itemized bill for those meals because we know exactly how much you bitched and moaned until they brought you double, triple, quadruple servings to sate that void in your ulcerated belly and in your fucking soul.
 
here he goes…
The fact he isn't being footed the entire bill is a shame. He's lucky we live in such a privileged wealthy society that others can afford to shoulder his burdens in the first place. Worthless entitled parasite will talk down to people with less for being lazy and then piss and moan those same people aren't covering 100% of his self inflicted ailments.

Die you fat meatball.
 
Of course fatty has to go on some stupid fad diet instead of just eating less and getting exercise. There' no getting around that energy that goes in and doesn't go out turns into fat.
Too bad the "eat less food fatty" diet never caught on. Jack is pretty much up shit creek as far as most exercise though, thanks to his gluttony gimping all his limbs. I suppose he could roll back and forth in bed.
The providers should have just let his fatass die. Problem solved.
The ingratitude of this fat fuck "Christian" to the people who saved his life from a near-death that was entirely his own fault will never fail to make me seethe.
 
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So that's why he was radio silent for so long. He "got sick" during the movie.
> Says he only saw the first half of the movie
> Immediately complains about Mario not rescuing the princess, even though that happens in the second half
> Tells us his kids saw the second half

You really couldn't just ask Jack what happened? You knew from the get-go you were gonna review it, and didn't even bother to find out what the fuck happened in the other half of the film? Christ.
 
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