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[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I swear reddit wants to be twitter so bad. I'm sure the old black guy who probably doesn't even have a phone is going to see this. They're so irrelevant to the rest of the internet that none of their social movement shit ever amounts to anything. That might explain why they latch onto twitter movements so hard.

It’s just part of that woke mindset that redefines “whiteness “ as anything involving capitalism or any amount of western ideology (which, by the standards of the rest of the world, would still be considered extremely liberal)

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

I don't know which is more hilarious - the MSPaint-text faked screenshot for karma farming, the amount of WhiteKnights coming to the rescue (you'd think you were at a Renfaire)...or the desperate denial of the Wall's existence.

"Women don’t hit a wall. They get hit on just as much when they get older..."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL STOPPIT MY SIDES

Yeah, take your 40-something ass out in a string bikini and you'll get hit on as much as a high school senior. I thought Incels were the copemasters!

Yeah im sure guys are chasing them with weddings rings and not trojan packs

Hmm, wonder why, oh right...it's because y'all destroyed marriage. Congratulations, feminists won. Now only the dumbest TradCons still care about getting legally married.

You want a ring, why not buy your own? Aren't you an Empowered Wymmyn. who doesn't neeeeed anything from a maaaan?

 

[WelperHelper99]

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I don't know which is more hilarious - the MSPaint-text faked screenshot for karma farming, the amount of WhiteKnights coming to the rescue (you'd think you were at a Renfaire)...or the desperate denial of the Wall's existence.



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL STOPPIT MY SIDES

Yeah, take your 40-something ass out in a string bikini and you'll get hit on just as much as the high school seniors. I thought Incels were the copemasters.



Hmm, wonder why that might be, oh right...it's because y'all destroyed marriage. Congratulations, you won. Achievement unlocked - "Bra Burners 4 TW!"

Now only the dumbest TradCons care about getting legally married and roping themselves into a ~50% chance of being fleeced. You want a ring, find one of the dwindling few or you're gonna have to buy your own.

Denying that women have been a leading cause of declining marriage rates because they've been chasing dick is simp behavior. I think it's been on both ends, but my eyes don't deceive that people are lonelier

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Fun times ahead just like twitter reddit has decided it's going to start charging for API usage while also introducing "additional safeguards" to how developers access sexually explicit content from the API.

Reddit will begin charging for access to its API | TechCrunch

archived 18 Apr 2023 22:35:01 UTC

archive.is

I imagine part of it is also backlash to this (this one specifically is for Google's Bard, but ChatGPT is similar too, actually):


In which case I'm kind of torn. On the one hand, I think the implication that there's anything on Reddit worth paying for is the gayest implication I've ever heard, and we shouldn't be encouraging this level of delusion from spez and the Reddit brass. But on the other hand, if it means that our AI chatbots are a little less redditor from now on, then that's something I fully support.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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I don't know which is more hilarious - the MSPaint-text faked screenshot for karma farming, the amount of WhiteKnights coming to the rescue (you'd think you were at a Renfaire)...or the desperate denial of the Wall's existence.



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL STOPPIT MY SIDES

Yeah, take your 40-something ass out in a string bikini and you'll get hit on as much as a high school senior. I thought Incels were the copemasters!



Hmm, wonder why, oh right...it's because y'all destroyed marriage. Congratulations, feminists won. Now only the dumbest TradCons still care about getting legally married.

You want a ring, how about buy your own? Aren't an Empowered Wymmyn. who don't neeeeed anything from a maaaan?

The biggest giveaway that meme is faked is the paragraphs of text. Also no no-no words because even when faking a nazi meme a redditor is too scared to type forbidden terms.

 

[Sniperwoof]

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I don't know which is more hilarious - the MSPaint-text faked screenshot for karma farming, the amount of WhiteKnights coming to the rescue (you'd think you were at a Renfaire)...or the desperate denial of the Wall's existence.



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL STOPPIT MY SIDES

Yeah, take your 40-something ass out in a string bikini and you'll get hit on as much as a high school senior. I thought Incels were the copemasters!



Hmm, wonder why, oh right...it's because y'all destroyed marriage. Congratulations, feminists won. Now only the dumbest TradCons still care about getting legally married.

You want a ring, how about buy your own? Aren't an Empowered Wymmyn. who don't neeeeed anything from a maaaan?

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They literally cannot help themselves when they attempt to make a meme can they?

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Fun times ahead just like twitter reddit has decided it's going to start charging for API usage while also introducing "additional safeguards" to how developers access sexually explicit content from the API.

Reddit will begin charging for access to its API | TechCrunch

archived 18 Apr 2023 22:35:01 UTC

archive.is

Sorry for the dumb question but does this mean sites like libreddit will go belly up?

 

[Billy Stinkwater]

Sorry for the dumb question but does this mean sites like libreddit will go belly up?

Unless they start some sort of paid sub to afford the api calls probably.

 

[Corpun]

So did Clarence Thomas actually do something illegal or is reddit retarded?

Pretty tamer than anyone else involved in politics has done. It's just a retarded attempt to sink him for the abortion ruling and because he is a wrongthinking black man.

The biggest giveaway that meme is faked is the paragraphs of text. Also no no-no words because even when faking a nazi meme a redditor is too scared to type forbidden terms.

Lefties can't meme and redditors can't. When these two people merge to make a meme it is always the most incoherent bullshit imaginable. They'll never understand why certain shit is funny and I love that fact.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

In contender for "Most American shit to happen this year", a Russian T-90A was left on a trailer at Peto’s truckstop in Roanoke, Louisiana after the towing truck broke down (Archive). Reddit claims it was abandoned by the 27th Guards Sevastopol Motor-Rifle Brigade in Sumy near the end of February 2022 (Archive)

Interesting notes:
It appears that one of the frontal eletro-optical jammers (big fucking laser) on the Shtora-1 system are missing.
Mounted MG is missing, main gun not deactivated via drilling (if at all)
The ERA appears to be intact on the upper/lower frontal glacis and the side turret
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It would be absolutley fucking hilarious to have it stolen before the trailer is fixed and then show up on the streets of Baton Rouge during a turf war.

"AY YO NIGGA CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! WORLD STAR!"

BOOM!

 

[AnOminous]

Bonus: Reddit is going to make it basically impossible for third-party apps to have free users by charging the developers based on API usage. (source)

Maybe if shitty redditards and shitty mods hadn't deliberately sabotaged any chance of reddit making a profit, they wouldn't have been forced to resort to desperate measures. Most people will just go elsewhere and do something else. Only a few very exceptional people are going to be stupid enough to pay for a toilet like reddit.

Lefties can't meme and redditors can't. When these two people merge to make a meme it is always the most incoherent bullshit imaginable. They'll never understand why certain shit is funny and I love that fact.

They seem to view memes as some way of persuading people of their correctness, hence the verbose word vomit. The only real point of a meme is to get people to post it everywhere. Even when it's political it's not really meant to be anything more than a repostable shitpost, preferably one that can mutate or be combined with other memes.

Even when it has actual content instead of just nonsense, the purpose of the content isn't to convince anyone so much as amuse people who agree with it and piss off people who don't, or even amuse them if they have a sense of humor about it.

Case in point, the Virgin vs. Chad memes. They're generally a bunch of pithy, often stupid or even false claims, which the creator of the meme might not even care about.

A left version of this will instead have arguments based on FACTS and LOGIC. Which is retarded. Nobody wants to repost your dumb thoughts over and over. There's no fun in it.

Yeah, take your 40-something ass out in a string bikini and you'll get hit on as much as a high school senior. I thought Incels were the copemasters!

Men generally want to date women their age, or maybe slightly younger. Unless they just went through a nasty breakup and chased some teen queen to take away the pain, though, or some similar midlife crisis thing, a man who does nothing but chase girls young enough to be his daughter is usually viewed as pretty pathetic and a borderline pedophile.

 

[JJLiautaud]

They seem to view memes as some way of persuading people of their correctness, hence the verbose word vomit. The only real point of a meme is to get people to post it everywhere. Even when it's political it's not really meant to be anything more than a repostable shitpost, preferably one that can mutate or be combined with other memes.

This is how lefties think memes work.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

If you've mentally damaged your own child so much that they won't respond to their REAL name in an emergency, you don't deserve to see them ever again.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

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If you've mentally damaged your own child so much that they won't respond to their REAL name in an emergency, you don't deserve to see them ever again.

I can fix her

 

[Markass the Worst]

Fun times ahead just like twitter reddit has decided it's going to start charging for API usage while also introducing "additional safeguards" to how developers access sexually explicit content from the API.

Reddit will begin charging for access to its API | TechCrunch

archived 18 Apr 2023 22:35:01 UTC

archive.is

Bonus: Reddit is going to make it basically impossible for third-party apps to have free users by charging the developers based on API usage. (source)

Yet again the thing that Musk's Twitter did spreads to other sites because it turns out that offering shit for free loses you tons of money and Musk isn't retarded (Well he is but not in this case) and is doing the right thing.

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Speaking of losing money by doing shit for free: Imgur announced today that on May 15th they're removing all NSFW images and images not tied to a user account. A ton of Preddit content will be deleted (good riddance).

Our new Terms of Service will go into effect on May 15, 2023. We will be focused on removing old, unused, and inactive content that is not tied to a user account from our platform as well as nudity, pornography, & sexually explicit content. You will need to download/save any images that you wish to save if they no longer adhere to these Terms. Most notably, this would include explicit/pornographic content.

source (archive.today) (ghostarchive)
Reactions on the site are what you'd expect:




source (a)

 

[quaawaa]

Imgur is also banning porn:

Imgur Terms of Service Update [April 19, 2023]​

We recently announced some changes to our Terms of Service that will be effective May 15, 2023. This help article aims to provide some clarifications on what this change entails and what those changes mean for Imgur as a whole. This change to our ToS will bring closer parity to our Community Rules and will not change anything for public posts. There are a couple of reasons we wanted to make this change, which we'll outline below.

"What are we doing?"​

Our new Terms of Service will go into effect on May 15, 2023. We will be focused on removing old, unused, and inactive content that is not tied to a user account from our platform as well as nudity, pornography, & sexually explicit content. You will need to download/save any images that you wish to save if they no longer adhere to these Terms. Most notably, this would include explicit/pornographic content.

We will not be making any changes to our Community Rules - this means content in the public gallery will not change. However, we will need to employ automated detection software to assist in identifying explicit content. We are aware of the limitations and issues with using automated detection means exclusively, so we will continue to use human moderators alongside automated detection. All content submitted to the public gallery will continue to be subject to human review - as always. For more information on how moderation on Imgur works, please refer to this handy dandy moderation article.

With a mix of automated detection and human review, we hope to minimize any negative impacts this change may have on the Imgur community. As always, please continue to report and flag content that you deem should be reviewed by our moderation team

"Why we are doing this?"​

Previously, Imgur's Community Rules and Terms of Service applied to all community interactions on the site, while the Terms of Service applied to all content on Imgur as a whole.
This caused some confusion among Imgurians, we hope this change will make policies more clear and more consistent across Imgur. Namely:

• Explicit/Pornographic content was previously permitted to be on Imgur, but not when submitted as a comment or as a gallery submission. This caused frustration with users who received content violations for the content they have seen posted elsewhere off-site. Aligning our Terms of Service more closely with our Community Rules should help clearly define what is and isn’t permitted on Imgur.
• Explicit and illegal content have historically posed a risk to Imgur's community and its business, disallowing explicit content will allow Imgur to address these risks and protect the future of the Imgur community.
• Artistic nudity will continue to be permitted, as it was permitted under the Rules previously - however, since we're calibrating automated detection in these early stages, some content that may have been permitted under "artistic exceptions" previously may not apply here. We will not be issuing any warnings, account suspensions, or bans in relation to these automated flags - but this may impact what is allowed to be submitted or uploaded. Should there be any issues preventing you from uploading content that is falsely flagged as explicit content, we want to hear from you.

"How will this work?"​

In an effort to make this as clear to Imgurians as possible, we’ll outline exactly how these changes will go into effect. If you are signed in to your account and upload content that is detected as being in violation of our Terms, you will be notified of this and it will be automatically deleted soon after. Once the content has been removed, it will no longer be visible with a direct link and will not be visible in the post you've created.

If the flagged content is part of a post with other content that is not flagged, only the flagged content will be removed.

We will not be issuing account warnings or suspensions relating to these automated flags.

We understand that these changes may be disruptive to Imgurians who have used Imgur to store their images and artwork. These changes are an important step in Imgur’s continued efforts to remain a safe and fun space on the internet. As always, we welcome and value your feedback to help us refine our efforts toward this goal. Please accept this puppy as a token of our thanks.

Source (Archive)

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Imgur is also banning porn:

QUICK, QUICK ARCHIVE THE MONSTERGIRL PORN!!!!

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

They probably don't actually hate fat squirrels, they just like posting images of cute animals with outrageously vitriolic captions.

i miss fatpeoplehate

Yet again the thing that Musk's Twitter did spreads to other sites

the tech bubble is exploding while they still pretend there is no such thing. Musk or not it was inevitable. All these companies are scurrying to change their model and try to find ways to turn a profit and still can't.

 

[DaBigBopper]

The Romans killed Christ, they were literally the ones with hammers in their hands pounding nails into His hands.

Pontius Pilate is a Saint in a few Church Traditions because he tries to give the Jews multiple chances to let Jesus walk away from his execution. Pilate questions them on why Jesus is to be executed and he finds Christ not Guilty, asks them if they want Jesus or a murderer to be released, and washes his hands saying that the blood is not on his hands because the Jews of the time threatened to start a riot if Jesus was released and the Jewish Leaders within the Scripture accept the blood upon them and their progeny.

Pilate, however, is remarked as weak in many traditions because he basically bends to evil at the end of the day. The Sadducee's and Pharisee's delivered Christ to him with obviously bogus charges and braying for blood, and he gives into them.
He let an innocent man die because another party threatened to riot.

Christ's fate had to die on the Cross, but everyone within the Passion basically fucking fails at what they were supposed to do. All of the Apostle's hide away and watch from a far, the authorities don't do their job, and the Jews reject their Messiah and force him to be humiliated, degraded, and killed in front of his mother.

Sorry, to shit up the thread with this, but it's basically someone threatening the Judge, the witnesses, and everyone else at a trial to declare someone guilty or otherwise.

 

[Sodomitic Necro-Coochie]

Found this retarded rant on r/pizzatower and figured it belonged here