🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Monkey Madness]

Is TTS even live yet? They're all just from Jet atm.

 

[goh]

So wait, do they know who Sam is? Jon has called him Sam a few times and I know he called himself Sam first time he met them but have they talked about him at all?

They all have some familiarity with Sam, but they don't really "know" him as far as we know. It's pretty obvious Goldstriker is an alias, so they probably aren't thinking too much about people calling him Sam.
Jon researched him a bit before coming in, but he doesn't seem to really understand Sam schtick.
Sylvia sampled a Sam speech in one of her shitty music videos, so make of that what you will.

 

[Aristides]

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his smile and optimism, gone

Now he's all pent-up and mad, questioning the legal infrastructure of the show. "Is there anything in the contract about the fishbux?"

When abandoned by chat he turned to the good book for guidance.

Which apostle talks about shutting your mushmouth for ten seconds?

 

[Bobuno]

Is TTS even live yet? They're all just from Jet atm.

TTS isn't live. Just producers saying stuff and the fish assuming it was chat.

 

[Aristides]

They're trying to spice things up via the TTS by getting them to lose their inhibitions. "Message from the producers: whoever gets the most drunk wins some fishbux." "Message from the producers: play a drinking game."

 

[Romulus augustulus]

simmons cant sing worth a shit.

 

[Aleope]

Simmons singing is quite possibly the worst thing I've ever heard

 

[charlesdickens]

I want to toss that stupid wheel thing Josie keeps playing with against the wall.

 

[Aleope]

Who wants to bet simmons leaves voluntarily after getting laughed at

 

[Nigger Racism]

Detract 500 Fishbucks from Jet for suggesting Simmons to sing

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

can anyone send me the video of josie spinning I might kill myself

Remember, down the street, not across the road.

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[Lokenstien]

Why does Simmon sing like a 50 year chronic smoking goblin who worked in the lead mines for 10 generations?

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Why does Simmon sing like a 50 year chronic smoking goblin who worked in the lead mines for 10 generations?

He's drunk as shit now nigga. He drank too much of that good shit.

 

[Secret Messages]

When abandoned by chat he turned to the good book for guidance.

you know he's been trying to read the same sentence for ten minutes now. Has anyone seen him turn a page?

 

[DagothUr]

I'm hoping Sam sets a full arena/gym up in the basement over the coming days, and just stars training extremely loudly at night. And, ideally, offer a fishtoy to forcibly drag a fish down to fight in Sammy's playpen for fishbucks,

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Sylvia has used Sam Hyde clips in her music

Sylvia sampled a Sam speech in one of her shitty music videos, so make of that what you will.

is the SheHog secretly le ebic based and wedpilled(as Jon would say)?

 

[Monkey Madness]

Damiel looks so fucking done LOL

 

[Markorian]

They all have some familiarity with Sam, but they don't really "know" him as far as we know. It's pretty obvious Goldstriker is an alias, so they probably aren't thinking too much about people calling him Sam.
Jon researched him a bit before coming in, but he doesn't seem to really understand Sam schtick.
Sylvia sampled a Sam speech in one of her shitty music videos, so make of that what you will.

I'll throw my 2 cents in, it looked like she did that long after she would have been cast in this.

 

[curbside2]

Damiel looks so fucking done LOL View attachment 5071295

Who cracks first? Him or Jonathan?

 

[Gordon PPman]

Someone needs to STOP Simmons NOW