🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Noble Redditor]

extra nigger filters or unprepared? no one watching is going to give a shit about hearing gamer words

It will be a lot funnier when it's done in moderation. Because you know no matter how many words and phrases they put in that filter someone will find a work around.

 

[Lokenstien]

Jon has been in the bathroom just long enough for me to suspect hes jerking off to Old Testament smut.

 

[ChunkyKong]

Can someone get me a good picture of the FishToys and their prices? Been trying to make an account for a long time now.

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[ProfDongs]

For the full 6 weeks its probably something like $200k in expenses if all the fish bucks are cashed out, that is if you take Sam at his word. Makes sense to save the real vicious stuff until week 5 or 6, have everything else just fuel drama the entire time.

 

[1-800-GAMBLER]

During the first day someone ITT had mentioned that they thought he looked like he was going through heroin withdrawals. I wouldn’t be surprised if they had to pull him away to ask what he was doing laying in bed all day to see if he was alright.

If the opiate theory is true, I'm starting to wonder if he did this to himself as a sort of less expensive rehab with a possible prize if he makes it. Cause, why go through the trouble of sneaking in weed but not some pills or powder? Rainbow though probably

 

[Aristides]

The lateness just comes across as unprofessional to me. Stick to a fucking schedule if you're streaming live. I actually cut a workout a short just to see the essay section, and it still hadn't started 45 minutes after I got home.

Yeah, Jet said "Mister Goldstriker will be here at seven-ish" and Sam showed up at 7:30 or so. They keep delaying the TTS. "TTS will not be enabled until after Goldstriker leaves" turned into "TTS delayed until after midnight." Seriously, did they not predict people flooding them with mean comments about the plus-sized dame's proportions and naughty words you can't say on TV? I'm glad I'm not paying for this, but seeing their interactions is fun to me.

 

[Robot Gentleman]

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It's worth mentioning fishtoy prices go down by 20% for people with the Season Pass. They're pretty clearly designed to encourage buying it first.

 

[ChunkyKong]

Does Sylvia think she's drunk?

She on that placebo drunk

 

[Secret Messages]

holy shit garagebros???

edit: it's over

 

[12345678901]

Is this whole show a scheme to feed people to orbs?

 

[Fortyone]

the garage is definitely haunted

 

[Meth Until Death]

These retards don't know where the garage is...

 

[curbside2]

Sylvia is begging for someone to pretend drunk with her and fuck. One of these loser beta males could be having a good time tonight getting head from a slam pig. Too busy being autistic.

 

[Bobuno]

holy shit garagebros???

Seemingly a false alarm. Back to Josie cam for a bit.

 

[IrishGuy088]

Is this whole show a scheme to feed people to orbs?

I pray in the direction of the garage five times daily. Six times on Sunday just to piss off the Vatican.

 

[Vinegar Lover]

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chad cameraman vs weak horse girl

I hope bic sees this only time he'll ever be called a chad

 

[Monkey Madness]

the garage is definitely haunted

Jon and his Bible standing by weady to purfowm an exworwism.

 

[Tom Myers]

The non-alcoholic get-drunk competition is getting old to me.

 

[Romulus augustulus]

"i'm hammered" -simmons

 

[Bobuno]

Simmons is HAMMERED. Sylvia needs to drink more if she wants those fishbucks