Orbiter Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel" / Saturnella / Thundersteam / OnionNull / sailfish8964 - Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, banned from Kiwi Farms

[repentance]

Do you think Kengle will confront him about Sonichu? What if this ends with a Kengle vs Chris fist fight for Sonichu?

I was under the impression that Chris ceased contact with Kengel.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I was under the impression that Chris ceased contact with Kengel.

I know that's why I meant IRL. Although Kengle is a bit too autistic to handle real life confrontation, his dedication to take Sonichu away might push him out of his comfort zone in Rhode Island.

 

[Syrup]

Kengle is a cow himself.

I have a recurring wet dream where Kengle is tranformed into a cow and has his udders milked.

 

[Lou Sassle]

I have a recurring wet dream where Kengle is tranformed into a cow and has his udders milked.

Wish granted.

 

[Syrup]

Wish granted. View attachment 5071778

my new wallpaper

 

[Smicneibn]

my new wallpaper

or perhaps fap material.

 

[Syrup]

or perhaps fap material.

I want it as a huge poster in my gooncave.

edit: I belive @Smicneibn to be a sock of Kengle, they both share the same distinct writing style and intelligence.

Evidence.

This is a schzio conspiracy theory only Kengle belives. SIGSEGV had outright told Kengle that if he made Taylor mod he would leave and a splinter of Onionfarms was created within the next few days, SIGSEGV was growing tired of Kengle by this point and had pretty much given up hope for Onion Farms being anything but a comfy hangout, and one of his other admins (cjocker) had already left due to Ken constantly making and deleting subfourms. Ken's repeated attempts to fix what wasn't broken and arbitrarily deleting content (including threads on lolcows he wanted to collect) was already testing people and this was the desiscion that broke the camels back as many had begged Ken to ban Taylor because she was making the site impossible to use with her constant attention seeking.

Ken's infamous lolcow collecting is well documented.

No explanation neccesery.

 

[Lou Sassle]

You shouldn't be asking if it's kengel. (It almost certainly is. It's always kengel)

You should be asking why the burger boiler keeps returning knowing he can't defend himself without outing himself.

 

[BeatboxBill]

I want it as a huge poster in my gooncave.

edit: I belive @Smicneibn to be a sock of Kengle, they both share the same distinct writing style and intelligence.

Evidence.

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This is a schzio conspiracy theory only Kengle belives. SIGSEGV had outright told Kengle that if he made Taylor mod he would leave and a splinter of Onionfarms was created within the next few days, SIGSEGV was growing tired of Kengle by this point and had pretty much given up hope for Onion Farms being anything but a comfy hangout, and one of his other admins (cjocker) had already left due to Ken constantly making and deleting subfourms. Ken's repeated attempts to fix what wasn't broken and arbitrarily deleting content (including threads on lolcows he wanted to collect) was already testing people and this was the desiscion that broke the camels back as many had begged Ken to ban Taylor because she was making the site impossible to use with her constant attention seeking.


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Ken's infamous lolcow collecting is well documented.

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No explanation neccesery.

Onion Farms won't last long anyway, pretty soon that place is going be dead just like how the Encyclopedia Dramatica's forum site is pretty dead (separate site, their wiki site is still active).

Kiwi Farms has been and always will be the main source for lolcows and can't be defeated.

Kengle is just trying too hard to be the next Null and he clearly is failing at that.

 

[Syrup]

Onion Farms won't last long anyway, pretty soon that place is going be dead just like how the Encyclopedia Dramatica's forum site is pretty dead (separate site, their wiki site is still active).

Onion Farms will outlive Kiwi Farms, Kengle's will is too strong and outside intrest is non-existent

Kiwi Farms has been and always will be the main source for lolcows and can't be defeated.

Doubt it lol, Everything is temporary, Kiwi Farms will be like SA and ED eventually.

Kengle is just trying too hard to be the next Null and he clearly is failing at that.

Kengle just wants a green card free tranny to make into a mail order wife from the ground up.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Onion Farms will outlive Kiwi Farms, Kengle's will is too strong and outside intrest is non-existent

Doubt it lol, Everything is temporary, Kiwi Farms will be like SA and ED eventually.

Other sites like those might, but Kiwi Farms is very resilient from my perspective, Null has managed to save this site from being shut down many times and even if it gets shut down, it can always be restored again. We already faced the first struggle after that attention starved tranny Keffels cried to Cloudflare and then there's all the court cases where this site has won and the other party has lost.

Kiwi Farms is very well-known online and gets new people joining everyday as well as donating, I think it'll last longer than most lolcow related sites.

 

[Smicneibn]

I want it as a huge poster in my gooncave.

edit: I belive @Smicneibn to be a sock of Kengle, they both share the same distinct writing style and intelligence.

Evidence.

View attachment 5072209
This is a schzio conspiracy theory only Kengle belives. SIGSEGV had outright told Kengle that if he made Taylor mod he would leave and a splinter of Onionfarms was created within the next few days, SIGSEGV was growing tired of Kengle by this point and had pretty much given up hope for Onion Farms being anything but a comfy hangout, and one of his other admins (cjocker) had already left due to Ken constantly making and deleting subfourms. Ken's repeated attempts to fix what wasn't broken and arbitrarily deleting content (including threads on lolcows he wanted to collect) was already testing people and this was the desiscion that broke the camels back as many had begged Ken to ban Taylor because she was making the site impossible to use with her constant attention seeking.


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Ken's infamous lolcow collecting is well documented.

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No explanation neccesery.

Nope. SIGSEGV tried to push Kengle hard into migrating the forum over to CJocker's server because of Vex's story about Null being connected the the hacker group Fancy Bear. What SIGSEGV wanted was a hostile takeover of Onionfarms. The Taylor mod thing was just smoke and mirrors. Taylor never had any real mod power to being with.

 

[Just A Butt]

Nope. SIGSEGV tried to push Kengle hard into migrating the forum over to CJocker's server because of Vex's story about Null being connected the the hacker group Fancy Bear. What SIGSEGV wanted was a hostile takeover of Onionfarms. The Taylor mod thing was just smoke and mirrors. Taylor never had any real mod power to being with.

i heard it was cause Null worked for the KGB

 

[Syrup]

Nope. SIGSEGV tried to push Kengle hard into migrating the forum over to CJocker's server because of Vex's story about Null being connected the the hacker group Fancy Bear. What SIGSEGV wanted was a hostile takeover of Onionfarms. The Taylor mod thing was just smoke and mirrors. Taylor never had any real mod power to being with.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

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Why no cube?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Why no cube?

 

[King Kiwi]

Kiwi Farms is very well-known online and gets new people joining everyday as well as donating, I think it'll last longer than most lolcow related sites.

Very well-known. Believe it.

Kengle must have had a very boring adulthood, and I mean more boring than the usual boring adulthood.

If Onion Farms is his life achievement, I think I can strive for better before I'm 60.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Very well-known. Believe it.

Kengle must have had a very boring adulthood, and I mean more boring than the usual boring adulthood.

If Onion Farms is his life achievement, I think I can strive for better before I'm 60.

Jesus, that's so pathetic and sad that he's that attention starved he has to go to great lows to try and copy other people and steal fame from lolcows. It sure says a lot about how he must have been like in his younger years......

 

[King Kiwi]

Jesus, that's so pathetic and sad that he's that attention starved he has to go to great lows to try and copy other people and steal fame from lolcows. It sure says a lot about how he must have been like in his younger years......

It's like a mirror effect.

 

[Empress.]

Onion Farms will outlive Kiwi Farms, Kengle's will is too strong and outside intrest is non-existent

For real he's got big ideas but can't execute any of them, instead hires pajeets that do the bare minimum and ends up fucking up the site even more in the process