They maybe get about as big as a rat, and for the first few days of life have their eyes closed and stumble around weakly calling out the distinctive cry of "Dood", hoping to awaken some sort of maternal or paternal instinct in their seahorse dad. Even at this early stage of life, they'll have the distinctive pink skin, and you can spot the self harm scar patterns that'll become more vibrant as they get older. Most are born with the "mastectomy scar" pattern, but a few have the boy boobie defect. While they might not notice at this time, after their first poonsack, they'll need a bindy boi otherwise, Dysphoria induced stress syndrome will likely result with a 41% fatality rate recorded. Several companies now produce Bindy bois in a variety of colors.
For the early days, a gummy worm or two can feed an entire litter for a day, and for best results, should be smeared with T-gel to save time instead of individually injecting each micropooner. At this time, the Microooners won't have their distinctive frankendick till after their first poonsack, and will instead only have their poon.
After a week to 10 days, a micropooner's poon will emit a large quanity of discharge, producing the smell of fish and yeast most associate with Micro infestations. This discharge will form the "poonsack" they use to become an "adult" micropooner. After emerging, they will have their distinctive frankendick and certain patterns of frankendick have become valued in the pet trade, especially paired with exceptionally vivid self harm and mastectomy scar patterns.
Once adult, you should give each a gummy worm or two a day with T-gel or individual injections, and as a treat? Lightly grilled vegetables.
Micropooners are very social, and it's advised to get at least three for the best emotional health of your pets. Fortunately, with the popularity of the new "Ganbatte Poon-Kun!" anime? A modular habitat replicating places from the very manly city of Mantropolis is now available and makes a great location to house your micropooners. Just remember to provide some enrichment options like a small object for them to lift and show off their strength or they could become aggressive with each other trying to show who's the "real" man. Unlike other pet pooners, Micropooners only verbalize the "word" Dood, with some owners able to discern by inflection and tone the intnet.
Expect them to Poonsack every third month, lasting a day or two, and an average life expectancy of 4 to 5 years.
so don't steal dood.
