Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

They're either an open pedophile or they're making huge leaps in logic where teaching other peoples' children about sexuality will be considered a "sexual crime against children" (it should be) paired with a staunch refusal to stop teaching children about sexuality.

They have their own fourteen words:
We must secure the existence of trans people and a future for confused children.
 
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Headline works on so many levels.

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Hahaha. Wants to go to a Brand Name Planned Parenthood for the cred. None of this "affiliated clinic" generic brand great value bullshit.

Like wearing Jordans, they have to be genuine, you feel?

FUCKING POZZED POXED POONER TROONER GOONER COOMER POSERS
 
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Does anyone else vomit a little about topping and bottoming whenever someone says it? I accept that groups are going to have lingo but I'm so sick of the infantile and obfuscatory language of queerspeak. I know they'll say the heterocissies use it too, but those people are retarded.
Being a "top" or "bottom" isn't babying anything. It's just who's on top of each other in the bedroom for whatever pose.
What I want to know is what that has to do with dick size. I'd think gut weight and stamina would matter more.
 
Being a "top" or "bottom" isn't babying anything. It's just who's on top of each other in the bedroom for whatever pose.
What I want to know is what that has to do with dick size. I'd think gut weight and stamina would matter more.
For gay men this makes sense and it was in that context I heard it for the first time. There was a time when these terms didn't exist and people were still able to describe what it was they were doing.

Anyway, it's fine, I'll take the L. I just hate lingo.
 
I think it's kind of annoying when they apply the term "bottom" to women, which I've seen a few times now, but that's more because I think it reads like an insult. What does bother me is how porn is normalising anal sex. It's literally only enjoyable for men, women don't have prostates, but I'm certain that if I suggested getting a strapon, the interest in it would fade very quickly.
 
For gay men this makes sense and it was in that context I heard it for the first time. There was a time when these terms didn't exist and people were still able to describe what it was they were doing.

Anyway, it's fine, I'll take the L. I just hate lingo.
Does anyone else vomit a little about topping and bottoming whenever someone says it? I accept that groups are going to have lingo but I'm so sick of the infantile and obfuscatory language of queerspeak. I know they'll say the heterocissies use it too, but those people are retarded.
It’s uncomfortable because they don’t know that you are not supposed to shove your preferred sexual positions in people’s faces via bios or innocuous non-sexual discussions. In this case they’re talking about penis size so it sort of makes sense, but I completely agree with you. And it is infantile the way they blend it in with childish/autistic hobbies (another reason I hate furries)
 
How to handle those pesky moments of clarity ...

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Look at this idiot, completely lost in his own twisted thoughts, drowning in a pit of misery he dug himself. Whoever came up with "internalized X" should get a medal for screwing with people's heads. Once you buy into that constructivist garbage, you're trapped in a never-ending maze of confusion and suffering. But hey, let that pathetic loser keep floundering in his self-made illusion, while his mind desperately claws at the door to reality. Truth always prevails, but for now, he's just trying to cope with his personal hell. So let's cross our fingers and hope he finally gets a clue and makes up for the damage he's inflicted on himself and others. Good luck, moron.
 
It's the way young girls talk about going to get something major done to their hair, usually a big colour job. "I'm going from light brown to full platinum, I'm scared as hell but I love my colourist and I trust her with my life!!"

The pooners talk exactly like young, burbling girls, because that's exactly what they are. Getting a fucked up hairdo is a big fuckin' deal to young women. Dudes are like, eh, whatever, if it's really bad it'll grow out. Girls know a real bad colour job keeps you under house arrest for six months. (bless Dorothy Paul, originator of that joke)
Seriously, you want some gender dysphoria? Get a bad haircut, give a smaller tip, then bust out the clippers with a number 2 guard at home and shave that shit down. It's not hard. I usually like my hair cuts, but the 2 times they got fucked up, I just buzzed it. And I didn't have to cry in a bathroom for 2 hours afterwards.
 
Still catching up on this thread but my best lol was at ftms thinking that they'd be forced to have kids because their facade would prevent them from getting abortions.

Some of them actually think they're going to go into a doctor's and be told "lol no bc or abortion 4 u cause ur a totally real dude and totally real dudes can't get pregnant"

Fuckin cluster bs are really trying to be victims
 
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