Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 70 17.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 161 40.4%

  • Total voters
    399
Was it Null who contacted GiveSendGo to try and get Nick's fundraiser shut down? Because that seems like the behavior of someone who cares way too much about a talking head's finances.
Took 2 minutes. Oh no I broke the rules of kiwifarms! Oh no! I'm not the one who raced in here shrieking like a little girl, or Rekieta, about people telling them what to do. But then, "Null" claims to have the same mental problems as Rekieta so I guess it checks out. Oppositional Defiance Disorder my ass.

In the past, this thread seemed to be more about Nick's show than Nick himself. Too bad Nick's "old" thread likely isn't coming back any sooner than his "old" show, and both are entirely due to Nick.
We're all the Otter of our own Fat.
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I stop checking this thread and it (mostly) turns into a clique of insufferable faggots, I'm starting to believe the "he who fights monsters" quote might apply to "laughing" at retards on the internet, too.
Now if you excuse me I'll just never come here again before I end up buying a $100k shitbox of a car and wrapping it (and my suitcase full of balldos) into a tree 5 minutes after I get it.
 
Thank Kayla, Drexel, the locals (past and present), and most of all Nick for making this thread what it is by inviting the deep dives into past streams, scraping of locals, and speculation/recontextualization of his many questionable words and deeds by publicly graduating from "hard drinker" with some semblance of family/Christian values to a lying hypocrite and proud degenerate coomer who has "always been this way" except where he admits he's changed.
It is absolutely Nick's fault some of us even know what a Kiwi Farms is in the first place. KF handed him the gun, but he's the one loading the bullets in the chamber. At that point, came the question of why the fuck, and it was there he became an object of study and an education. It was then the interest was created out of thin air. There was no reason for him to go this route, otherwise. I don't hate the guy. I just think he's a fucking retard. It's cringe to see the owner of the site being asked to show personal interest when Nick himself has largely been the biggest source of damage. The attempts, or talks of any attempts, to put together an army of emotionally insecure whingers to come from the offshoot Discord to post here is also gay. The lunacy that is his new fold should be a clear enough sign to most people to pull up, but since it is lunacy he not only enables but CHERISHES should put up more than a fair share of red flag.

Maybe Nick's research into KF had less to do with him specifically, but more that he was looking into gain-of-function research on a vulnerable population to speedrun the creation of lolcows in his own community (easier to milk), but ended up becoming infected himself...
 
Like anything it has its ups and downs but getting older in general sucks. You start to feel yourself physically break down. Wear and tear catches up to you. My knees are absolutely fucked.
Connective tissue disorders like Marfan or Ehlers-Danlos will absolutely fuck you up physically in your teens-20s as well.
And honestly, I think Null has been critical of Rekieta ("PULL UP!" etc.), so the "noseguarding" accusations seem really off-base to me.
If Null was "noseguarding" he wouldn't have gone in on Nick earlier in the year (Pull up & blasting Drexel). Either Null will feature it on his show or he won't. I'll laugh either way, but I'll laugh more if Nick is fixin' to holler at Null cause he got mentioned.
To be honest, I was disappointed for a short stint before I realized that it was much funnier laughing at him and his locals than hoping he would pull up. You can't stop someone from playing russian roulette with a mag fed pistol, you can only laugh at their extreme retardation.
Took 2 minutes. Oh no I broke the rules of kiwifarms! Oh no!
Even if it wasn't breaking the rules, what bonus would there be to taking it down? Rekieta seethes for a day before his parents bail his ass out again? I'd much rather it stay up and he seethe every time he's reminded of it by someone sending him a prayer or a $5 donation.
Just sit back and watch the dumpster fire mate, it has already reached auto-ignition temperature.
 
he got a taste of the lifestyle he wants with rittenhouse and depp and paid and now he wants the same lifestyle still but doesn't want to work after experiencing that.

His normie daytime audience must be confused where he went.

He barely showed up half the time for the Waukesha parade massacre and Alex Murdaugh trials, then disappears for 6 months.
 
His normie daytime audience must be confused where he went.

He barely showed up half the time for the Waukesha parade massacre and Alex Murdaugh trials, then disappears for 6 months.
Nick just completely cut out the abortion segment on his rumble portion of the show because he is "tired and has to make fried rice for his students and lady rackets has a hard lesson plan for tomorrow and have to pack for philly" LOL...he is SO LAZY. He isnt going to be streaming for his whole Philly trip anyway and can't even please his paypigs in locals for a long enough show to last them until at least Tuesday next week.
 
Nick just completely cut out the abortion segment on his rumble portion of the show because he is "tired and has to make fried rice for his students and lady rackets has a hard lesson plan for tomorrow and have to pack for philly" LOL...he is SO LAZY. He isnt going to be streaming for his whole Philly trip anyway and can't even please his paypigs in locals for a long enough show to last them until at least Tuesday next week.
Sounds like Rumble/Locals really got their money's worth. That next contract is gonna be a doozy.
 
Nick just completely cut out the abortion segment on his rumble portion of the show because he is "tired and has to make fried rice for his students and lady rackets has a hard lesson plan for tomorrow and have to pack for philly" LOL...he is SO LAZY. He isnt going to be streaming for his whole Philly trip anyway and can't even please his paypigs in locals for a long enough show to last them until at least Tuesday next week.
Didn't someone say he cancelled his Monday collaboration with Joe because he had to prep for his Philly trip?

He hasn't even packed yet? What was he preparing on Monday then?

These excuses are not even making sense anymore!

Sounds like Rumble/Locals really got their money's worth. That next contract is gonna be a doozy.
That implies there'll be a "next contract".

Took 2 minutes. Oh no I broke the rules of kiwifarms! Oh no! I'm not the one who raced in here shrieking like a little girl, or Rekieta, about people telling them what to do. But then, "Null" claims to have the same mental problems as Rekieta so I guess it checks out. Oppositional Defiance Disorder my ass.
It's not really about the time it takes. I want to laugh at Rekieta totally failing at crowdfunding his lawsuit despite not having a single roadblock placed in his way. I don't want to "take him down", I don't want his GiveSendGo taken down, and potentially giving him an excuse to get on his soapbox and whine about being "cancelled" or whatever detracts from my ability to laugh at him.
 
It's not really about the time it takes. I want to laugh at Rekieta totally failing at crowdfunding his lawsuit despite not having a single roadblock placed in his way. I don't want to "take him down", I don't want his GiveSendGo taken down, and potentially giving him an excuse to get on his soapbox and whine about being "cancelled" or whatever detracts from my ability to laugh at him.
It may interest you to know that I think Null just banned him.

Apparently, in addition to the stuff going on in this thread, he was also over in the Comicsgate thread advancing the (rather ridiculous) idea that Null intentionally caused the Farms to go down to protect one of Ethan Van Schiver's friends.

Leaving aside the skitzoposting and neghole-pozzing, I had a feeling he wasn't gonna last much longer as soon as he graduated to openly questioning Null's integrity and honesty. He did so on two fronts. I've been a Kiwi long enough to know that's a monumentally stupid move.

RIP angry clown dude. Some of your posts were funny, but I think you might have taken all this too seriously and flew too close to the sun.
 
I’m not 40 yet, but are the 40’s really that brutal? Or is this solely an American mindset based on consumerism?
Well Dave they arent fun, but also there is a weird habbit of looking backwards. The road not taken and all that.

Also if you asking about consumerism because of the car? Look nick did the vegas show clearly under the influence, took a limo, and wanted to take his shirt off.
 
The problem with this thread is that Nick absolutely spoiled us with how he careened his career as "edgy chad dad legal commentator" off a cliff in record time but hasn't done anything dramatic since. You know, typical lolcow threads where there's months between big happenings, except Nick is pretty boring most days since he isn't politisperging or broadcasting his life 24/7 like most lolcows do.

But I know it'll happen. Don't buy that Ducatti, Nick, or else you'll keep getting talked about.
 
Reading some of the reviews/criticisms of the current state of this thread makes it easier to understand why much of Nick's degeneracy flew under the radar for some. It is understandable that some people watched Nick for his content, but a startling number of Kiwis did not pay attention to Nick himself (who ironically jokes unless he's serious but also joking) or the people closest to him such as his wife Kayla (be nice to the wife and mother of 5 who helps with the homeschool co-op) or best friend Drexel (ALPHA/MGTOW/BBC/BANGS MARRIED CHICKS/BULL-DO = "Mutts Law" = too inappropriate/disgusting to discuss).
That's because this thread was originally in the Multimedia subforum. Threads in the Multimedia subforum aren't usually lolcow threads. Topics discussed there are about things that users actually like and aren't supposed to be alog gathering spots. How hard is this to understand?
This thread was moved here because Nick's hedonistic antics justified it.
 
You can't stop someone from playing russian roulette with a mag fed pistol, you can only laugh at their extreme retardation.

I love this quote, and I will expropriate it.


Highlights from last hot tub post show stream:

- The 5k g(r)ift is delayed again because of the lawsuit bill. RIP, paypigs

- Nick is excited for Philadelphia show becuase he just has to show up, be an arsehole, and make jokes.

- Nick says he is not a habitual prayer except when people ask. Why do people ask him then? It's pretty much a paid drinking toast at that point.

- Nick defends why he doesn't have a secretary or producer: personal reasons. He likes being his own boss, and 'what if [he] do[es]n't want to talk to someone that day?' It would still require him to being involved.

Yes, that is a quote.

Kayla is 'too busy' 'keep[ing] the house in order'.

- Nick paid a company to make 40 clips of his show a while back. He has only uploaded 3 because he has just not sat down to do it on Rumble and coordinate with YT release.

His editor could do it on YT, but Rumble does not have team member account access. He is worried about giving Ryan his full account access becuase he gets DMs about legal Q's and answers as a lawyer.

Rumble doesn't have DM's as far as I am aware. Also, giving out advice over the internet seems pretty shady on the ethics.

- Lots of drug talk. Says they are not that bad. He know lots of successful people who have done drugs regularly. The government propogandises it..

- Nick responded today to the OLPR who supposedly asked if he was representing himself when he called Dave Schneider a 'retard'. That was supposedly all they wanted to know, and he thinks that if he wasn't being his own lawyer at the time, so that makes it moot.

He has still heard nothing on the 'doxxing' complaint since his response months ago.

- In the last minute of his show he grabbed his hair and said 'I have so much hair!' More than Rob (Law and Lumber) and almost as much as Peter (Tragos Law).

Yes, he made it a point to show us he is not malding.

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- The 5k g(r)ift is delayed again because of the lawsuit bill. RIP, paypigs

Yet this fucker is out here talking about buying a $40,000 Ducati? Didn't he mention at one point $40,000 being the likely cost of his gift idea? Interesting coincidence. Is the 5k gift going to be just an unlisted video of him crashing a Ducati into a tree?

Kayla is 'too busy' 'keep[ing] the house in order'.

I'm told this is an unpopular opinion, but does anyone seriously take "stay at home mom" serious as a "job" once the kids are in school? Are we really meant to believe that there's 8+ hours a day of chores and work to do while the kids are at school every single day? Are we really expected to believe that "stay at home mom" doesn't involve hours of watching TV on the couch?

Sure they have 5 kids but they also have a nanny, so my same criticisms still apply.

- In the last minute of his show he grabbed his hair and said 'I have so much hair!' More than Rob (Law and Lumber) and almost as much as Peter (Tragos Law).

I really would have expected him to be more subtle about responding to this thread but even that is too much faith to have in him.
 
Yet this fucker is out here talking about buying a $40,000 Ducati? Didn't he mention at one point $40,000 being the likely cost of his gift idea? Interesting coincidence. Is the 5k gift going to be just an unlisted video of him crashing a Ducati into a tree?



I'm told this is an unpopular opinion, but does anyone seriously take "stay at home mom" serious as a "job" once the kids are in school? Are we really meant to believe that there's 8+ hours a day of chores and work to do while the kids are at school every single day? Are we really expected to believe that "stay at home mom" doesn't involve hours of watching TV on the couch?

Sure they have 5 kids but they also have a nanny, so my same criticisms still apply.



I really would have expected him to be more subtle about responding to this thread but even that is too much faith to have in him.
why?

The kids seem to be at home most of the day or at activities. They homeschool.

I understand having a house a bit of a wreck with that many small humans, but boasting about it is a stretch. Get the 3 oldest to do chores, but with Nick's laziness and... whatever Kayla does... I doubt it will happen. It requires work and more time to train the habit as it does to have the nanny do it.

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That implies there'll be a "next contract".
That's my point.

RIP angry clown dude. Some of your posts were funny, but I think you might have taken all this too seriously and flew too close to the sun.
Twitter is Cancer, Art the Clown, what's up with angry clown guys?

Well Dave they arent fun, but also there is a weird habbit of looking backwards. The road not taken and all that.

Also if you asking about consumerism because of the car? Look nick did the vegas show clearly under the influence, took a limo, and wanted to take his shirt off.
You can't get hung up on the past. What's done is done. You gotta make the best of what you currently have.

Can't wait to see what he does this trip.
 
Anyways, if abstaining from talking about a guy on your stream about talking about online guys is "guarding" him, then I get the "noseguard" complaints honestly. I don't care either way. I don't watch MATI so I don't have a horse in the race.
You should watch MATI, it is a nice show.
 
Kayla is 'too busy' 'keep[ing] the house in order'.
I mean just LMAO. Everything we have seen of their house is a shamble. And they have a nanny for the kids. And their default response to the kids is, "Go play with your iPad." So during the day, it's probably, "Go 'learn' on your iPad." I'm sure the kids are just as messed up as the house is. LMFAO.

It's always keywords with these chucklefucks. "Just so busy." ""We went to a resort." "It's just a bit of fun." "It's only $100,000."
 
His editor could do it on YT, but Rumble does not have team member account access. He is worried about giving Ryan his full account access becuase he gets DMs about legal Q's and answers as a lawyer.
I highly doubt that it's legal questions that he answers on Rumble. My guess is that he has DMs of another nature he doesn't want anyone else to see.

Get the 3 oldest to do chores, but with Nick's laziness
Based on how Nick runs his community and business, my guess is that he doesn't like being the authority for his kids. He is heavily against setting any kind of expectation for anyone. How can a dad who refuses to do the hard thing tell his kids to do the hard thing? There's more to fatherhood than just ordering people around too, it's setting an example of "even though I don't really want to do this, I'm getting up and doing it anyway for my family".
 
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