DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Agent Proper]

It doesn't matter how many words you use or how deep your vocabulary is. It's best to learn when and how to shut the fuck up. Phil simply cannot do this and that makes him retarded.

 

[Inafune Fanfiction]

He uses mid level vocabulary words like a shotgun uses buckshot. He knows around about the area of what he wants to say, loads up a word that he's heard used within contextual range, then shoots it out without aiming hoping to inspire the confidence in people that he's a valedictorian 100+ IQ smarty smart gamer guru who would set the gaming journo world on fire if they'd just let him accidentally say nigger or retarded in a Kotaku article.

“Robust authentic 100% genuine superfluous italian heritage bullshit. Please tip me now”

 

[Brother Wind]

God I'm glad AquaTeal brought this back to attention. Because holy fucking shit, I love how fucking uncomfortable this bit made him and has been since 97.

EDIT: I forgot that he claimed that it made him so uncomfortable as a teenager. Like, bro, I was 10 and was completely aware this was the ha ha wacky "How far would Cloud go to save his friends" segment. That's it. Not whatever weird shit he keeps attributing to it. About trying to laugh at him being in drag. They always made that clear, that they showed how genuine and nice the people of Wall Market were, especially in contrast to the rest of Midgard. Midgar? I don't even think this is a gay thing for him. He was so fucking sheltered.

 

[Iron Father]

The whole time you just know he wanted to call him a fag. It's right there behind those beady eyes.

 

[JimiHendrix]

God I'm glad AquaTeal brought this back to attention. Because holy fucking shit, I love how fucking uncomfortable this bit made him and has been since 97.

EDIT: I forgot that he claimed that it made him so uncomfortable as a teenager. Like, bro, I was 10 and was completely aware this was the ha ha wacky "How far would Cloud go to save his friends" segment. That's it. Not whatever weird shit he keeps attributing to it. About trying to laugh at him being in drag. They always made that clear, that they showed how genuine and nice the people of Wall Market were, especially in contrast to the rest of Midgard. Midgar? I don't even think this is a gay thing for him. He was so fucking sheltered.

i honestly thought the entire honey bee segment was really sweet. like even ignoring all the potential gay shit, the fact there was someone to tell Cloud, who is clearly suffering from PTSD, that he doesn't have to be afraid, I thought was a good moment.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

The Wall Market segment of the original and the remake were always good barometers for whether someone was either a humorless turd or a closeted something going by how they reacted to it.

 

[Fapcop]

That fast food tier maker is very Phil’esque!

1: Never seen Phil this excited about anything.

2: Phil was too lazy to spend five minutes customizing the thing, so we got to spend half an hour on him taking away fast food restaurants he never ate in, while Phil explained how and why he never ate there.

 

[Lord_Point]

Damnit man… Phil is such a toxic piece of shit.

Right after the “qualifying question” somebody who lost a lot of weight writes in to correct Phil about what a “balanced diet” is.

Instead of saying something like: “Well, congrats on your weight loss, that’s awesome! We may not agree but way to go!” Phil of course makes fun of their misspelling “nutritionist/dietician”.

Did Phil actually show some self control there?! I thought for sure he was going to sperg out about the food pyramid, bodybuilder larp, or how the new fitness phil can eat sugar and still loses weight. But he just dropped it with no attempt to pigsplain... and this is a food related subject.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

"What I will say is thus"
There he goes again with that stupid phrase lol. Been a while since he said that.

 

[Erwin Rotten]

God I'm glad AquaTeal brought this back to attention. Because holy fucking shit, I love how fucking uncomfortable this bit made him and has been since 97.

EDIT: I forgot that he claimed that it made him so uncomfortable as a teenager. Like, bro, I was 10 and was completely aware this was the ha ha wacky "How far would Cloud go to save his friends" segment. That's it. Not whatever weird shit he keeps attributing to it. About trying to laugh at him being in drag. They always made that clear, that they showed how genuine and nice the people of Wall Market were, especially in contrast to the rest of Midgard. Midgar? I don't even think this is a gay thing for him. He was so fucking sheltered.

I guess Phil is tryin to appeal to the super spendy rich people who support him and the LGBTQ. He needs to let everyone know that drag is no laughing matter. People die and stuff. Kids in drag get slapped by dildos all day long and it's a horrible thought. It's not funny. He's past that. He was never like that. Since he was a teenager, he knew that people should be allowed to do whatever they want, because he's super liberal and free minded and stuff.

And that's why it's not until now that he lets people know that he was offended at the idea of Cloud wearing a dress for comedic relief. This was more offensive than in Ace Ventura when everyone started spitting when they found out the police station slut was a dood. This is worse than when in Dood Where's My Car they had a dood in drag kiss another dood and he said "aw dood, you're a dood!"

He's not sheltered, he's a super progressive ally and stuff. The drag queens must have money, right?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

My two cents on the Cloud crossdressing spergery, especially taking into account that time from a month ago when his dents talked about femboys in chat and he said that femboys aren't allowed and started banning. I basically agree with @EmpGulcasa because it shows he's deeply closeted. When Cloud is in drag he looks like a femboy and femboys sexually confuse him. They're men, so they've got a cock and balls and that's what he likes, at the same time they wear women's clothes and try to mimic the way women move, act and speak, that's a no go because women are icky. That's also why he got so extremely worked up about Poison from Final Fight and Street Fighter being a new-half (Japanese term for troon) way back in the day. Poison looks like a woman - icky. Poison also has a cock - YOOOOO ACK ACK ACK THAT'S ROBUST!

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Adding to the Fem Cloud thing. Nothing about the way Phil acted during that whole thing strikes me as some LGBTQAZUYT+&¤ pandering.

Phil was clearly super uncomfortable and confused (as @Big Brown Schlub pointed out) and the faggy voice he was doing during the makeover isn't something I think went over well with the alphabet brigade.

EDIT: My personal take on that whole segment: I thought is was fun and quite sweet that had a positive message with some good music and well done dance segments.

 

[Lord_Point]

My two cents on the Cloud crossdressing spergery, especially taking into account that time from a month ago when his dents talked about femboys in chat and he said that femboys aren't allowed and started banning. I basically agree with @EmpGulcasa because it shows he's deeply closeted. When Cloud is in drag he looks like a femboy and femboys sexually confuse him. They're men, so they've got a cock and balls and that's what he likes, at the same time they wear women's clothes and try to mimic the way women move, act and speak, that's a no go because women are icky. That's also why he got so extremely worked up about Poison from Final Fight and Street Fighter being a new-half (Japanese term for troon) way back in the day. Poison looks like a woman - icky. Poison also has a cock - YOOOOO ACK ACK ACK THAT'S ROBUST!

I think you're on to something. I think it was PoP that recently pointed out 'girls are icky' is the only thing phil is consistent about with his weird sexuality. Gay stuff is usually a hit with him, but he still gets weirdly puritanical about about some gay stuff. I wonder if the stuff he gets weird about is effeminate homosexuality? As long as its buff manly men then hes happy as a pig in shit.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I wonder if the stuff he gets weird about is effeminate homosexuality? As long as its buff manly men then hes happy as a pig in shit.

100%.
(from my post in the Phil sexuality thread:
I fell into a rabbithole with this whole asexual and gayboi thing.
The TL;DR was among other things that it is quite common for the non fem/sissy type (even more so if closeted) gay men to show active disgust towards the more "fabulous" gays and women.)

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

God I'm glad AquaTeal brought this back to attention. Because holy fucking shit, I love how fucking uncomfortable this bit made him and has been since 97.

EDIT: I forgot that he claimed that it made him so uncomfortable as a teenager. Like, bro, I was 10 and was completely aware this was the ha ha wacky "How far would Cloud go to save his friends" segment. That's it. Not whatever weird shit he keeps attributing to it. About trying to laugh at him being in drag. They always made that clear, that they showed how genuine and nice the people of Wall Market were, especially in contrast to the rest of Midgard. Midgar? I don't even think this is a gay thing for him. He was so fucking sheltered.

As one of the comments on the video said, he talks like a five year old who catches his parents kissing.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

On the recently brought up topic on why Dave doesn't use hair care while bathing wouldn't it be more of a predisposition to have oily hair rather than just greasy? Like how certain people's such as islanders/Samoans have a predisposition to weight gain meaning yeah its a thing that happens more times than not but you YES YOU can take steps to control it.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

God I'm glad AquaTeal brought this back to attention. Because holy fucking shit, I love how fucking uncomfortable this bit made him and has been since 97.

EDIT: I forgot that he claimed that it made him so uncomfortable as a teenager. Like, bro, I was 10 and was completely aware this was the ha ha wacky "How far would Cloud go to save his friends" segment. That's it. Not whatever weird shit he keeps attributing to it. About trying to laugh at him being in drag. They always made that clear, that they showed how genuine and nice the people of Wall Market were, especially in contrast to the rest of Midgard. Midgar? I don't even think this is a gay thing for him. He was so fucking sheltered.

It's autism right? Why would he act like this? Like just because something might be happening somewhere in some part of the world no one should enjoy it? People die all the time. Does that mean he should stop playing Dark Souls? People get shot up by their best friends so the friend can take their place in Street Fighter Tournaments while T posing to mock them (really specific I know). Does that mean he shouldn't play first person shooters?
This virtue signaling version of Phil is so much worse than the King of Hate shit-talking Phil. Especially when he turns around and laughs and jokes about a similar situation a year later. So the Final Fantasy cross dress scene is bad but the cross dress scene in Like A Dragon is funny because he can make pedo jokes? Is it safe to say that pedophilia happens more than...*squints* people being forced into cross dressing style situations?
uh
hello?
Mr. Burnell?

 

[uncritically]

God I'm glad AquaTeal brought this back to attention. Because holy fucking shit, I love how fucking uncomfortable this bit made him and has been since 97.

EDIT: I forgot that he claimed that it made him so uncomfortable as a teenager. Like, bro, I was 10 and was completely aware this was the ha ha wacky "How far would Cloud go to save his friends" segment. That's it. Not whatever weird shit he keeps attributing to it. About trying to laugh at him being in drag. They always made that clear, that they showed how genuine and nice the people of Wall Market were, especially in contrast to the rest of Midgard. Midgar? I don't even think this is a gay thing for him. He was so fucking sheltered.

Everyone has already pointed out what a massive faggot he was in the video so ill just say that his 'come on now , come on! yeah!' 80's style shit that he does is so fucking corny.

Pretty unrelated, but thinking about music and dsp got me wondering, does he still try to act all cultured and shit, by saying he listens to tribal music or whatever the fuck he was listening to with khet back in the day? Found this link of him talking about it (that just so happens to be from when he was playing ff7 remake as well coincidentally).

 

[BeatboxBill]

The pot calling the kettle black, DSP rants about how he hates shitposting yet fails to provide any decent content half the time

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

he pot calling the kettle black, DSP rants about how he hates shitposting yet fails to provide any decent content half the time

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