Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
Guys, you don't understand. This was a 100% takoyaki run. 4 hours is actually good. 20 minutes is the any% carnival glitch run.
(Late post because kiwifarms wouldn't load for like two days for me lol)
I know people were baffled at our reactions to his disgusting plate of apple sauce with a side of dry pork but those people cannot call this attempt at takoyaki a W. I've never made any myself but I know that once you make the batter, it's as simple as pouring it in the molds, adding the filling, then just cooking both sides. It's like a three step process
 
WTF? I live in basically thirld world country and thought this was the standard. Food sure might be great but I believe every country can has great food. Maybe because US has so many fast food chains and is known for them arouond the world they get bad reputation for it but surely even they have something that is original and good.
I've never lived anywhere else but Japan and the US and here if you want to pay a bill you either do it online or you do it old school, write out a check and send it by mail or pay it at the phone store for your phone and so on. Or you set up a direct debit that withdraws that money every month.

As for food, it's more to do with the variety. Tokyo is one of the cities with the most Michelin stars around. I think it's second only to Paris. And for other types of food they either send out their chefs to learn, or they pay some bigwig over there to come to Tokyo and teach them how to do things. I could get a fantastic French baguette in just about every bakery out there. Here? I need to find a good bakery because every "baguette" you find is just skinny bread.

And yes, while there are a lot of good places to eat a lot of them are really mediocre and go for quantity over quality.
 
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Finally got confirmation of big Al's story about chibi singing along to an AMV over his dads dead body, straight from chibis mouth himself.
I googled the song name and AMV and looked for videos from around that time. I dont know if this is the specific video for sure, but theres not many from that long ago, and it seems autistic enough

 

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He’s getting fatter and fatter. Looks like his eating habits are catching up to him as he hits his mid-30’s. We know he can’t cook, and basically just lives off of fast food.
I've said it before but he really has hit the wall. Every time there's a new picture his body is fatter and flabbier. His face is getting rounder, not just because of the extra fat, but in the way that certain guys in middle age get due to skin sagging and slight bone changes. Especially in that tea drinking picture, he just looks so middle-aged.
 
I've never lived anywhere else but Japan and the US and here if you want to pay a bill you either do it online or you do it old school, write out a check and send it by mail or pay it at the phone store for your phone and so on. Or you set up a direct debit that withdraws that money every month.
Pretty sure in all of europe this is a thing, you can pay any bill from even these 1€ stores that are owned privately and even some street fast foods incorporated this but these are very few. I even payed a fine like this in Lagos ffs.
Maybe it has something to do how these things were much later started to incorporate in these countries so it is easier to make it with newer technology. They have the best internet speeds in Romania because they build the infrastacture much later for it and it was all the newest one so they didn't have to build upon old bad ones.
As for food, it's more to do with the variety. Tokyo is one of the cities with the most Michelin stars around. I think it's second only to Paris. And for other types of food they either send out their chefs to learn, or they pay some bigwig over there to come to Tokyo and teach them how to do things. I could get a fantastic French baguette in just about every bakery out there. Here? I need to find a good bakery because every "baguette" you find is just skinny bread.

And yes, while there are a lot of good places to eat a lot of them are really mediocre and go for quantity over quality.
Depends where you are but fairest comparison with variety would be NYC. True Tokyo probably has most of bakeries making the best ones out there but even if there is a single bakery in the city that makes good bagguete it doesn't need to be a problem for you go there everyday. People are just willing to eat shit for convenience sake. Like our boy Chibi can't make a proper healthy meal at home for his lunch break at work so has to go on and eat shit.
 
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Finally got confirmation of big Al's story about chibi singing along to an AMV over his dads dead body, straight from chibis mouth himself.
I googled the song name and AMV and looked for videos from around that time. I dont know if this is the specific video for sure, but theres not many from that long ago, and it seems autistic enough

What a way to go out. A badly sung Japanese song with a video love story of fucking Tails from Sonic playing above your corpse.
 
What a way to go out. A badly sung Japanese song with a video love story of fucking Tails from Sonic playing above your corpse.
Adam's too stoic to ever tell you this, but he's actually really bitter about that day. It was his big chance to make it as a singer and his asshole dad had to ruin it by hogging all the attention and making it about himself.
 
Please tell me this idiot isn't paying for dating apps, like actually throwing money at Tinder and hoping some poor unsuspecting soul will match him. All the money in the world isn't going to change peoples opinions on those pics, no rational adult is ever going to look at this man at 32 dressed in a roxas cosplay and think, yes this is who I want to sleep with. This is the one.
 

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Finally got confirmation of big Al's story about chibi singing along to an AMV over his dads dead body, straight from chibis mouth himself.
I googled the song name and AMV and looked for videos from around that time. I dont know if this is the specific video for sure, but theres not many from that long ago, and it seems autistic enough

This is so ludicrous and retarded that you would think that this would only happen in a comedy film, but here we are.
 
It's over. It's done, and don't expect him to elaborate on this attention seeking post, because he won't.

Edit: Some more posts came up, seems like he's really down because he's essentially trying to find someone he can room with "explicitly in 21+ aged groups" and is bumping random Collosalcon posts saying that he is "losing hope" of finding someone to room with.

Why doesn't he just get his own room? This is the guy making like 80k in Detroit area Michigan we're talking about, right?
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Maybe I'm old (but then again Adam is not that much younger than me) but sharing a hotel room with random weaboos you've never met before seem like literal hell to me. And that's coming from someone who has been to an anime con and actually enjoyed it.

Get your own private room and order a hooker, you dweeb. She will dress up as Goofy and call you Roxas if you pay extra.
 
Why doesn't he just get his own room? This is the guy making like 80k in Detroit area Michigan we're talking about, right?
It's never about what he's able to do on his own, he wants to share a room because it means some poor soul is forced to interact with him. He does the same thing with cons that are in the very area he lives.

Maybe I'm old (but then again Adam is not that much younger than me) but sharing a hotel room with random weaboos you've never met before seem like literal hell to me. And that's coming from someone who has been to an anime con and actually enjoyed it.

Get your own private room and order a hooker, you dweeb. She will dress up as Goofy and call you Roxas if you pay extra.
That's because Chibi doesn't get an awful roommate. Chibi is the awful roommate.

Anyway, here's more Chibi thirst
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now why would he be asking where to buy that? :tomgirl:
 
It's over. It's done, and don't expect him to elaborate on this attention seeking post, because he won't.

Edit: Some more posts came up, seems like he's really down because he's essentially trying to find someone he can room with "explicitly in 21+ aged groups" and is bumping random Collosalcon posts saying that he is "losing hope" of finding someone to room with.

Why doesn't he just get his own room? This is the guy making like 80k in Detroit area Michigan we're talking about, right?
Reason why he is in the dumps is because he is currently getting dragged to the streets on Facebook. A post was made this morning dragging Adam in the Colossalcon 21+ Group for sending unsolicited nuded to fellow members on Discord. He got kicked on both the Discord & the Facebook Group last night.

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Now there is a whole new Generation that is aware of Chibi & his amazing exploits. Never change, Adam, never change.
 
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