Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Syrup]

He also blamed his numerous kidney stone attacks on the Tennessean municipal water supply.

Hamas's attacks on Tenneesse must end.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Augusttheduck is an idiot of course, but this Brian Tsao guy has just gotten worse over time. References shit he's cut out of his videos to put behind a stupid patreon paywall as if he's amazing enough to throw money at(he isn't). Sure he covers the food crimes, but most anyone with any sense can do that and there's tons of it in this thread including advice from decent home cooks and people who have or do work in restaurants. He doesn't cover any of Fatty's social fuckups, fat on the go, abusing his dog, the strokes, etc. Pink Chicken does a better job of covering Fatty in general.

Keep in mind this guy is an actual chef. Like I've seen him on cooking shows, and he beat Bobby Flay. He's not your average e-daddy, he has a lot more going on IRL than you'd think if you just stumbled on his YouTube. He has an image to maintain and throwing mud at a stroked out meatball would actually affect his opportunities. Just relax and watch his Jack videos knowing he's not just some nobody e-dude who doesn't know what he's talking about.

"Sick" during the movie. Yep, I'm doubling down on my "Return to normal eating has fucked him up" theory. I wouldn't be surprised to hear at all that he's already blown a weakly healed vein and that he's been living a slow brain bleed. I dunno how much truth there is to my hearing that you can go weeks before even really noticing symptoms, and for Jack, he would probably dismiss the initial ones as normal.

So this still counts as "some other health issue fucking kills him" right?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Stevia and caffeine to be specific! He also blamed his numerous kidney stone attacks on the Tennessean municipal water supply.

That part always got me. If that was the case then Hendersonville would be ground zero for kidney stones. And yet... it isn't. This faggot is just looking for quick excuses that don't include him taking responsibility.

 

[Whaler]

Is it me or is his breathing more labored than usual, especially toward the end of the video? I hope by getting sick, he meant the triple greaseball burger he ate before the show made him shit his adult diaper and Tammy had to take him home to hose him off.

No word of a lie, he's literally dying, that's why. Your life expectancy decreases with every passing stroke, and researchers claim that you lose anywhere from eight to 10 years after a stroke, he's had four. His heart is damaged beyond belief and his weight doesn't help him, at all. It's more surprising that he's in that good of shape with all the damage he's done to himself.

Keep in mind this guy is an actual chef. Like I've seen him on cooking shows, and he beat Bobby Flay. He's not your average e-daddy, he has a lot more going on IRL than you'd think if you just stumbled on his YouTube. He has an image to maintain and throwing mud at a stroked out meatball would actually affect his opportunities. Just relax and watch his Jack videos knowing he's not just some nobody e-dude who doesn't know what he's talking about.

So this still counts as "some other health issue fucking kills him" right?

He runs his own expensive sandwich shop in Queens, so he's his own boss. He's not Gordon Ramsey dude, his image is that of a shitty youtuber trying to get e-celeb status. He's not above criticism for his actions just because he can cook.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Keep in mind this guy is an actual chef. Like I've seen him on cooking shows, and he beat Bobby Flay. He's not your average e-daddy, he has a lot more going on IRL than you'd think if you just stumbled on his YouTube. He has an image to maintain and throwing mud at a stroked out meatball would actually affect his opportunities. Just relax and watch his Jack videos knowing he's not just some nobody e-dude who doesn't know what he's talking about.

That still doesn't excuse the paywall crap. HURF HURF REMEMBER THE BIT WE TALKED ABOUT A COUPLE MINUTES AGO OH YEAH YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T PAY UP LIKE A GOOD PIGGY? Fuck off you cooking enabled slimeball.

 

[Super Hans v2]

researchers claim that you lose anywhere from eight to 10 years after a stroke, he's had four.

Even if we're not including the two probable strokes, the one instance where he went to the hospital and got angy and left because he had to wait, the other where he woke up numb on half his body and just fucking went back to sleep, Jack should have died a decade ago. If Jack actually took care of himself, he could have been the first person to live to 150.

 

[p1138]

Keep in mind this guy is an actual chef. Like I've seen him on cooking shows, and he beat Bobby Flay. He's not your average e-daddy, he has a lot more going on IRL than you'd think if you just stumbled on his YouTube. He has an image to maintain and throwing mud at a stroked out meatball would actually affect his opportunities. Just relax and watch his Jack videos knowing he's not just some nobody e-dude who doesn't know what he's talking about.

So this still counts as "some other health issue fucking kills him" right?

I'm aware of who he is, he brings up beating Bobby Flay in every video. Providing the perspective of an actual chef is great, but beyond that it's kind of boring especially since he paywalls content and I don't care how many times he's beaten Bobby Flay, he isn't interesting enough to throw money at on patreon just to hear him talk more about Fatty's crappy cooking. Even paywalling it wouldn't be as obnoxious if he didn't repeatedly spend time in his youtube videos referring to shit in the paywall videos. If I'm going to throw $1 a month at a chef, it wouldn't be to hear them talk about Fatty's crappy cooking, we can do that ourselves.

 

[ZipDisk]

I do think it's weird Jack came out of hospice straight into a sandwich he would have designed himself.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Also finally, just my suspicion, with him mentioning he only saw half the movie before getting "sick" i think it is plausible that he choked on popcorn or something else. Maybe thats why he just sounds messed up.

My money is on post-stroke photosensitivity.

 

[alawital]

what's a warning sign, Jack?

Well, according to the CDC:

Oh, you mean in the movie.
(p.s. I like how Jack manages to defy even the most basic stroke care, even after his 3rd one! Next time, call 911 instead of your failson, fatty.)

 

[Preciate it youtube]

I can't figure out what he means by this. I guess telling companies to bother his wife for payment is second nature to him.

 

[Comma]

I really dislike Jack Scalfani.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Stevia and caffeine to be specific! He also blamed his numerous kidney stone attacks on the Tennessean municipal water supply.

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[Tiresome]

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I can't figure out what he means by this. I guess telling companies to bother his wife for payment is second nature to him.

Jack, guess what. YOU'RE the beneficiary of services. That means YOU are on the hook, and if you're whining about how difficult America's health care system is to deal with, keep on neatly ignoring the fact that you'd definitely have made it worse just to own the libs.

 

[Whaler]

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I can't figure out what he means by this. I guess telling companies to bother his wife for payment is second nature to him.

He really is a fucking mushbrain. If a Gas company is trying to collect, they'll call whatever number(s) they have registered to the address. Telling them to call somebody else doesn't mean anything if it's YOUR information on file because it means that it's your responsibility. You tell the person what's going on, not them. As for Medical payments, I'm assuming the hospital or SNF was trying to itemize a list of expenses and called Jack to make sure it was right so they don't accused of a scam. They were probably confused as to why a Stroke patient was eating 10 to 12 meals a day and was watching TV all day.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He really is a fucking mushbrain. If a Gas company is trying to collect, they'll call whatever number(s) they have registered to the address. Telling them to call somebody else doesn't mean anything if it's YOUR information on file because it means that it's your responsibility. You tell the person what's going on, not them. As for Medical payments, I'm assuming the hospital or SNF was trying to itemize a list of expenses and called Jack to make sure it was right so they don't accused of a scam. They were probably confused as to why a Stroke patient was eating 10 to 12 meals a day and was watching TV all day.

TJ Services must not specialize in HIPAA consulting either.

Speaking of which is that joke still operating? I figured it died a couple years ago.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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I can't figure out what he means by this. I guess telling companies to bother his wife for payment is second nature to him.

He's pissed he has to play middle man, because in his stroked out mush brain he expects the nursing home to just have everything on hand and automatically process everything for him.

Although the "tell them to talk to my wife" bit is interesting. So is Jack admitting he doesn't pay bills? This motherfucker not only doesn't work but makes his sugar momma pay the bills herself? What a deplorable cunt.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Place your bets, everyone. I'm guessing a black couple came to view the house and Jack assumed they would steal.

Who does he expect to view his house other than strangers?

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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Place your bets, everyone. I'm guessing a black couple came to view the house and Jack assumed they would steal.

Who does he expect to view his house other than strangers?

He's such a sensitive bitch he just preemptively cuts off any possible discussion. Like ok faggot, what am I supposed to do with this vague post? Something happened that upset you, wow big woop must be a day ending in y.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

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Place your bets, everyone. I'm guessing a black couple came to view the house and Jack assumed they would steal.

Who does he expect to view his house other than strangers?

Interesting. I’ve sold multiple houses over the years and the last concern I’d have is someone stealing anything. When you’re ready to sell, people requesting viewings is a good thing and every showing is a potential buyer. Jack expressing this indicates to me he doesn’t want to sell and still perceives the home as HIS. I believe this is an indication that TamHam is the driving force behind selling and is forcing it over his complete opposition. Suffer Jack you fat bitch, lose sleep over thinking of losing YOUR house. Bwwaaaaahhhhh!