🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[The Cunting Death]

Everyone looks like they want to die except for Jon lmao

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They look like residents of a crackhouse

 

[King George III]

Unsurprisingly, Jon has a question to ask.

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

This feels like a timeshare presentation. Like these guys are getting free housing, food and utilities (albeit limited) and they're just making them sit though this. Funny bit tbh.

 

[Star Platinum]

this guy talking about the doctrine of corporate veil piercing lmao

 

[dvorak]

Did the links to stream without an account change? Getting errors like this running in mpv.

Playing: https://d27j2syygqshcy.cloudfront.net/live/kitchen/chunks.m3u8
[ffmpeg] https: HTTP error 503 Service Unavailable
Failed to open https://d27j2syygqshcy.cloudfront.net/live/kitchen/chunks.m3u8.
[ytdl_hook] ERROR: Unable to download webpage: <urlopen error [SSL: CERTIFICATE_VERIFY_FAILED] certificate verify failed: Hostname mismatch, certificate is not valid for 'd27j2syygqshcy.cloudfront.net'. (_ssl.c:1123)> (caused by URLError(SSLCertVerificationError(1, "[SSL: CERTIFICATE_VERIFY_FAILED] certificate verify failed: Hostname mismatch, certificate is not valid for 'd27j2syygqshcy.cloudfront.net'. (_ssl.c:1123)")))
[ytdl_hook] youtube-dl failed: unexpected error ocurred

 

[Jeh0va]

Jesus Christ in all of Nazareth jon is trying so hard with this Tate larp.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Jon is such an adorable lil retard

 

[Secret Messages]

This feels like a timeshare presentation. Like these guys are getting free housing, food and utilities (albeit limited) and they're just making them sit though this. Funny bit tbh.

yeah, it's like they're trying to make them think this mostly funded by bottom-of-the-barrel product placements and presentations, like with the fake weed ad earlier.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Day 3 and someone already smells like shit per B4.

 

[Jeh0va]

They're back in B4 doing their dumb Jew comedy skit. watch out SNL.

 

[The Real Me]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16195112 Updated links here

Did the links to stream without an account change? Getting errors like this running in mpv.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

I think Letty and Sylvia are into femdom

It’s the hallmark fantasy of maladjusted girls. Amusingly they are rarely so assertive IRL.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Jon is such an adorable lil retard

Too bad, because he reeks.

 

[fodassecaralho]

 

[Jeh0va]

oh btw.

 

[Kiislova]

A solution for windows fags.
save the following script as something.ps1 and you will have all the streams in tiny menuless VLC windows.

Spoiler: Powershell Script

#!/usr/bin/env pwsh

################################################
# Add the vlc.exe directory below if different #
################################################
$vlc_path="C:\Program Files\VideoLAN\VLC"

################################
# Paste your stream URLs below #
################################
$streams=
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/bedroom-1/chunks.m3u8",
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/bedroom-2/chunks.m3u8",
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/bedroom-3/chunks.m3u8",
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/bedroom-4/chunks.m3u8",
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/living-room/chunks.m3u8",
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/kitchen/chunks.m3u8",
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/laundry-room/chunks.m3u8",
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/garage/chunks.m3u8",
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/hallway-upstairs/chunks.m3u8",
"https://d3a4nqgl3a0j37.cloudfront.net/live/hallway-downstairs/chunks.m3u8"

# --- No touchy below this line --- #

$ENV:PATH="${ENV:PATH};${vlc_path}"
foreach ($stream in $streams)
{
    write-output "Opening: ${stream}"
    vlc --no-one-instance --qt-minimal-view --zoom=0.5 "$stream"
}

Spoiler: How do I PowerShell?

To run powershell scripts, right-click then press run with powershell

Result:




Note: The MUTE key is "M" and you will need it the first time.

 

[Rembrandt]

No, TTS coomer, Josie will not throw it back for the gang

 

[popnloch ness monster]

oh btw.

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the plant is just imitating Sam's livestreams

 

[john oliver enjoyer]

When someone said "Dr Manslave" she laughed and then said she shouldn't expose herself.
Letty confirmed cryptonazi.

Sylvia mentioned the sketch and Letty laughed. Both are deep into MDE lore, that sketch is super long and old

Doctor Manslave

Thanks be to online prostate shaman, TINYPEEPEE, for this contribution.

youtu.be

 

[Star Platinum]

ahahahahahah simmons is blocking himself from the camera when he says gay shit because he doesn't want to "get turned into a meme" bro it's too fucking late for you