Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Wow, i forgot that was him

Would be funny if Joe challenged him to a fight. Icucks would have to pretend it didn't happen even if Joe fighting would make them mad money.

He's so much of a pussy that he will actually try to dodge Rogan if he's willing to give a fight to him.

Ian at this point is nothing but words without actual meaning.

I'll derail the thread for a second, because I like making fun of Joe Rogaine.

This is John Wayne Parr doing pad work with Rogan and doing very light sparring. Notice how everytime John throws at Joe, Joe flinches, backs away, and does a shitty job of actually standing his ground and meeting the punch with his mits. Also, notice how he looks completely robotic and stiff sparring against Rogaine. Ian is right, Rogan is a pussy, he's been living this stupid tough guy persona for decades now. Meanwhile, on every square inch of the internet, you have people talking about how he used to be a professional fighter, when all we have is grainy footage of him knocking some guy out in a TKD tournament, putting a faggot in a headlock, showing of his flashy kick to GSP, and showing a Japanese necktie to Danny Castillo.

Even better, he used to treat Goldie like shit all the time when they were commentating fights, and as soon as Daniel Cormier, Dominick Cruz, and other actually fighters came into the picture, Rogan's shitty knowledge about basic shit going on during a fight actually started to show. Which is why now all he does is scream, "He's hurt!!" whenever a decent strike lands, or "That's tight" whenever even the shittiest attempt at a submission is attempted. Also, he's a midget with a Napolean complex, that wears platform shoes, roids himself to the gills, and does everything else a stereotypical manly man apparantley does.

Edit: My favorite video. Rogaine decides to fuck around with a geriatric Mark Coleman, and finds out what "The Hammer" is about by almost being thrown through a wall. Lmao.

If you want to try to do a thread on him go right ahead, it seems like you're willing to do it.

 

[Absurdity]

Ian seems to be following the primitive mate-then-immediately-shrivel-and-die cycle. All that promise was only good up to the point he got the girl locked down, now he's sliding into a vegetative state. Like others of his subspecies, Biden & Fetterman, he might get into ultimate paypiggy grift in politics until he finally flatlines. They both already have the perfect amount of disdain for their own supporters to be successful Dems. He might do a content cop on his opponent, but it will be like watching the late great McCain trying to do jumping jacks again.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

@Slimy Time

The back of the head stuff is new to me. I honestly haven't paid much attention to him since coming here, and pretty much leaving Sherdog. That website would have a thread weekly on how tall he actually is. Lol

@Nicholas II of Russia

I would consider it, but I have a feeling I'd get MATI hats and TMI because his stance on hallucinogenic drugs hits a sore spot with me, and I could see myself just go off the deep end with it. Is there a link to stipulations to starting a thread or like a general format or something to follow? Honestly, have no idea.

Edit: Lolcow main page says I don't have the privelege to post threads anyway. Oh well, IIWII. Lol

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

@Nicholas II of Russia

I would consider it, but I have a feeling I'd get MATI hats and TMI because his stance on hallucinogenic drugs hits a sore spot with me, and I could see myself just go off the deep end with it. Is there a link to stipulations to starting a thread or like a general format or something to follow? Honestly, have no idea.

You should check out the Prospering Grounds subforum, in that place there is everything you need to know to start a thread. Right here is the place to start..

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

You should check out the Prospering Grounds subforum, in that place there is everything you need to know to start a thread. Right here is the place to start..

Thank you kindly, sir.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

Normally I'd agree but they've been promoting the event as le good vibes friendly no toxicity event the whole time so I can see why he might not have expected somebody to instantly come at him with full power body blows. Sam Hyde was spot on about that weirdo he'd definitely rape a woman if he thought he could get away with it. He did the same thing in his last fight too. Give that weirdo a pass to hurt someone and he'll jump at it even knowing his opponent just thinks it's some sort of friendly light hearted bout for charity. Would love to see him fight somebody with experience.

I always imagine Dad being a wholesome family man with a crisp white work shirt on telling his wife and kids that he is going on a work related fishing trip for the weekend before heading out the door... and then it flash forwards to a bloodied shirtless Dad chasing a semi naked hooker through the woods in the dead of night.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

Post-fight interview
Esfand uploaded a shortened version which I thought was weird since he usually uploads full hour chunks so I went to find the original. It's clear he cut out Anisa's segment entirely.
It's funny, you can see Anisa glued to her phone but as soon as she sees the camera she zooms in

Tl;dw (I left 3 mins of fluffer to show how Idubbbz was capable of talking on his own and being somewhat normal before Anisa walks in)

• Anisa and idubbbz' coach thought Ian had won/close tie. Anisa told Ian that as soon as she entered the ring. This is also why he was sad because he genuinely thought he was so close.
• Esfand wanted to get more information from idubbbz but Anisa injected her own panic attack experience on how she felt watching Ian get hit.

And clips of h3h3 yesterday
>y did u cry tho

>a broken man

 

[apa gapa]

The content cop will be about Sam Hyde and it will bring up stuff like the Marky accusations, maybe even some of the alt right stuff from 2016. He will probably apologies for platforming such an evil man too while also taking credit for Sams career getting a second wind

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Post-fight interview
Esfand uploaded a shortened version which I thought was weird since he usually uploads full hour chunks so I went to find the original. It's clear he cut out Anisa's segment entirely.
It's funny, you can see Anisa glued to her phone but as soon as she sees the camera she zooms in
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Tl;dw (I left 3 mins of fluffer to show how Idubbbz was capable of talking on his own and being somewhat normal before Anisa walks in)

• Anisa and idubbbz' coach thought Ian had won/close tie. Anisa told Ian that as soon as she entered the ring. This is also why he was sad because he genuinely thought he was so close.
• Esfand wanted to get more information from idubbbz but Anisa injected her own panic attack experience on how she felt watching Ian get hit.

And clips of h3h3 yesterday
>y did u cry tho
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>a broken man
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I don't know who this Esfand guy is, but my God if he genuinely believes the fights this year were crazy, and the fights last year were crazy, then he should just go to Worldstar and watch niggers fight each other. Same premise, just idiots windwilling punches, but there are probably more knock outs though.

With all of these faggots new found interest in Boxing, you think anyone will shell out money to watch Tank vs Garcia this weekend? I don't think so, but if they do hopefully they give their professional critiques on the main event. I'd love to hear Ian and Anisa's professional opinions on how that goes. Maybe Ian can give advice on how effective the windmill technique is, or Anisa can explain how neither of these guys should have have been medically cleared because she wasn't for her event.

 

[lemonsucker200]

The beginning of his interview

VS

The end of his interview

She just cant help but be the center of attention.

 

[Slimy Time]

Post-fight interview
Esfand uploaded a shortened version which I thought was weird since he usually uploads full hour chunks so I went to find the original. It's clear he cut out Anisa's segment entirely.
It's funny, you can see Anisa glued to her phone but as soon as she sees the camera she zooms in
View attachment 5074065
Tl;dw (I left 3 mins of fluffer to show how Idubbbz was capable of talking on his own and being somewhat normal before Anisa walks in)

• Anisa and idubbbz' coach thought Ian had won/close tie. Anisa told Ian that as soon as she entered the ring. This is also why he was sad because he genuinely thought he was so close.
• Esfand wanted to get more information from idubbbz but Anisa injected her own panic attack experience on how she felt watching Ian get hit.

And clips of h3h3 yesterday
>y did u cry tho
View attachment 5074102
>a broken man
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That's sad, he came off as normal for 3 minutes and the succubus took one look at that and went "oh, he's slowly taking off his cuck cage, let me put it back on and make it all about MEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!"

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

God damn Anisa has gotten fat. Zero muscle mass. Sad, many such cases.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

The content cop will be about Sam Hyde and it will bring up stuff like the Marky accusations, maybe even some of the alt right stuff from 2016. He will probably apologies for platforming such an evil man too while also taking credit for Sams career getting a second wind

Either this or it will be about his old self, his ex-fanbase and maybe even Joji, Max and Chad if he Anisa decides to be extra disgusting about it.

 

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

Bro all you have done in this thread is whiteknight for belle fucking delphine. How much of a basic retarded simp can you be? Get some self respect and stop giving a shit about eWheWhores

We can chat when you come down off the PCP and your hallucinations subside

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

Anisa and idubbbz' coach thought Ian had won/close tie. Anisa told Ian that as soon as she entered the ring. This is also why he was sad because he genuinely thought he was so close.

If I were this coach I'd tell them to shut the fuck up at this point, everything they say about him makes him seem like more of an incompetent grifter

Esfand wanted to get more information from idubbbz but Anisa injected her own panic attack experience on how she felt watching Ian get hit.

Probably nothing compared to her panic at seeing her boyfriend bodied by that nog twice his size

Spoiler: Anisa consoles Chris Ray Gun post beating

 

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

Am I a fagg for looking forward to his massive coping session after he looks at the very negative reception that his next content cop video is going to get?

man, I don't know how you guys can do it. If something is that cringe I can't bear to even watch it not even a hatewatch

I really am not sure how negative the reception will be. Most people are corporate swallowing faggot children and since Ian is also that now he's found his home

Ian probably never had any kind of spine. Even if he was a free speech advocate, he was an incel and fell in love with the first girl who pity fucked him and has adopted her personality

 

[RedditorsAreFags]

The content cop will be about Sam Hyde and it will bring up stuff like the Marky accusations, maybe even some of the alt right stuff from 2016. He will probably apologies for platforming such an evil man too while also taking credit for Sams career getting a second wind

I don't think he wants anything to do with Sam. There's a reason they've been avoiding him like the plague lately. Rate me optimistic, but Ian is self-aware enough to know that attempting to do an exposè on Sam, especially in a CC style format, would only further fuck up his already tarnished reputation. Just look at the comments underneath "Getting Away With It", they're all ripping on him. This also applies for all his recent uploads. The sentiment is mostly anti-Ian, even on his own channel.

 

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

ian said it would be "addressing recent controversies" i assumed he meant his own controversies with sam. could be wrong though

That is legitimately pathetic. The Hyde shit is done. Ian got punked by the troll master, it's buried. Ian would be so much better off just letting it stay dead.

There also I'd no controversy about the Hyde doc. Ian wanted to do a hit piece and got fucked. Pretty cut and dry, is there really debate about?

I don't think he wants anything to do with Sam. There's a reason they've been avoiding him like the plague lately. Rate me optimistic, but Ian is self-aware enough to know that taking shots at Sam, especially in a CC style format, would only further fuck up his already tarnished reputation. Just look at the comments underneath "Getting Away With It", they're all ripping on him. This also applies for all his recent uploads. The sentiment is mostly anti-Ian, even on his own channel.

You might be right about Ian being self aware and recognizing defeat....but on the other hand, he does fancy himself a puppetmaster of sorts. Big ego for an incel who married the first girl he fucked, who is like, a 5 on her best day

 

[Persepolis]

I don't think he wants anything to do with Sam. There's a reason they've been avoiding him like the plague lately. Rate me optimistic, but Ian is self-aware enough to know that attempting to do an exposè on Sam, especially in a CC style format, would only further fuck up his already tarnished reputation. Just look at the comments underneath "Getting Away With It", they're all ripping on him. This also applies for all his recent uploads. The sentiment is mostly anti-Ian, even on his own channel.

The thing is Idubbbz could go full retard mode and make calls for de-platforming. And since he is very obviously buddy-buddy with corporate Google whores it won't be a hard thing for him to do.

 

[Brap God]

The thing is Idubbbz could go full retard mode and make calls for de-platforming. And since he is very obviously buddy-buddy with corporate Google whores it won't be a hard thing for him to do.

I don't think he'd do it publicly, though. And if he had any connections to try and fuck with Sam's shit he'd do it in a heartbeat, being the little bitch that he is, still holding on to some silly grudge no sane person would care about after so long.