🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[WTBOnlineFather]

So at what point does the crazy start? Is it going to be a slow roast of Sam slowly turning up the crazy or is this it? i feel like the normie big brother show has more action than this

Nigga it's day 3 and you've already had 2 girls gaslighting the asian dude into acting a troon and saying he's looking for dicks to suck and talking mad shit about him behind his back, all of this after his bucket list was found and revealed containing shit like "clean 10 celebrities' houses" and "make a movie with Leo Decap". One of the guys is a schizo randomly screaming to fuck with the others. Jon was almost in tears when he read that fake Andrew Tate tweet with words of encouragement. Every time TTS gets turned on it drives everyone up the wall eventually because they are unable to tolerate the shit talk. What more do you want? There's 37 days to go.

 

[curbside2]

Jon is saying no one is going to get annoyed with each other even though the comment was directed at him.

 

[Boopims]

“cancer is a fungus” -jonathan 2023

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Oh thank goodness that boring crypto part is done… just for Jon to start ranting how cancer is a fungus and the Russians tell the truth.

This is an update for Of Mice and Men isn’t it.

 

[Polyboros2]

This is why the most important thing my single father told me was to learn how to cook for yourself.

It's amazing how many zoomers I interact with are ignorant of how cheap it is to prepare for for yourself, and honestly believe the BlueApron bullshit that is cheaper than grocery shopping.

 

[fodassecaralho]

minecraft duping glitch currently going on in chat

 

[Goatchoker]

This is the hardest thread to keep up on, I leave and have 10 pages of sperg.

I fucking love it.

@Polyboros2 it is so wild to analyze.

 

[Übertroon]

So at what point does the crazy start? Is it going to be a slow roast of Sam slowly turning up the crazy or is this it? i feel like the normie big brother show has more action than this

You think Big Brother is real?

 

[ToddleDoddle]

Anyone who follows Andrew Tate unironically, remember, Jon is your peer.

 

[King George III]

Jon explaining things that "most doctors don't know about". And some people want this guy to be the first to leave.

Don't you know that inbred dot-heads are more knowledgeable than Western doctors? It's why they're the healthiest people on the planet.

 

[Blitzsneed]

minecraft duping glitch currently going on in chat

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Mods/admins are already aware of this and they'll be perma'd.

S: Damiel/Jon (for the morning fire alarm alone)
A: Vance
B: Letty/Sylvia
C: Mauro/Simmons
D: Josie (does literally nothing)
F: Josie simps

I'm actually really jealous of you, amerimutts. Definitely am going to pull all-nighters this weekend to experience the insanity on late evenings.

 

[curbside2]

They're missing the stimulation of the chat because they don't have TV. Stockholm syndrome setting in.

 

[Roak]

Kinda funny that Jon is this Tate manosphere dude but gets heightmogged like crazy by turboautist mlp girl Josie

 

[twitter clout chaser]

You think Big Brother is real?

dont know never seen it

 

[Polska krowa]

Jon clearly believes everything that anyone tells him lmao

 

[Frank "Warthog" Reynolds]

Has John ever stopped talking since he arrived? Minus the time he was sleeping.

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

Jon talking about how he'd be drinking all the eggs if they had any. Hole is telling him he'll get salmonella, and Jon says his stomach is invincible by claiming he ate rotting fish and meat. (He is lactose intolerant and has said this several times in the last 10 minutes.)

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Has John ever stopped talking since he arrived? Minus the time he was sleeping.

For a couple minutes yesterday when he got called a pedo by TTS, that really upset him

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Has John ever stopped talking since he arrived? Minus the time he was sleeping.

Only after TTS makes fun of him, but usually he talks loudly and without end even when people are trying to sleep.

 

[Goatchoker]

Has John ever stopped talking since he arrived? Minus the time he was sleeping.

No but he is like a Jersh with the impediments and it brings me joy.