Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Sugriva]

Obviously Keffals never went to rehab. That costs an enormous amount of money and he would never waste his scam bucks on that.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Assuming there was even an addiction to begin with and Lucas didn’t just fuck off for a month to listen to Enya with his friend

lol unintentionally called it

 

[Aria]

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Good that retard Elon musk is at least good for something.it was funny having him practically begging to get a blue check mark for his own validation for it to get taken from him months later I wonder how much he had to pay for it.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

London is going to be less retarded and less smelly when Lucas moves to Emerald Isle to be with the Potato Ogre and his cuck.


Convenient that Lucas is fleeing just around tax time here in Leafland. Prime Minister Blackface and his Turbanhead fluffer won’t like losing that sweet tax money.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

Obviously Keffals never went to rehab. That costs an enormous amount of money and he would never waste his scam bucks on that.

Lucas kicking a cocaine(was it?) habit in a month seemed too good to be true. Any% AA 12 steps Speedrun?

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I hope the loss of his checkmark makes him "relapse".

Lucas kicking a cocaine(was it?) habit in a month seemed too good to be true. Any% AA 12 steps Speedrun?

He kicked the habit, but not because he went to rehab, most likely he just ran out of money and spent a full time in abstinence. He's gonna go back to it any moment once he gets money again.

 

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I wonder whether Ireland has bad ping

Generally speaking for the Republic, no, it's pretty good, especially since wfh really took off. Of course there's exceptions like very rural/remote areas but those are becoming more of the exception rather than the rule, in my experience.

Can't say for certain about NI, though, but I'd be shocked if it was much different.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

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Going to have to see medical papers before I believe this nigga went to rehab at this point.

Photo of the account.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Lucas kicking a cocaine(was it?) habit in a month seemed too good to be true. Any% AA 12 steps Speedrun?

Yeah, I thought it was suspect too. Anything can be possible with some of these people but it was a low likelihood that Lucas went to rehab or Narc Anonymous. The lie makes sense, though. Lucas preys on the sympathy of others for money, it would make sense that a “I was driven to drug addiction and now I’m going to rehab, it’s a redemption story” arc would illicit the most sympathy from others.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Ok, just read @Punished Neco's post. Amazing job. I guess it was him who finally brought the "evidence" that was so much teased, lol.

Funny how this commie would move to Ireland, a capitalist country with the -allegedly- most growing economy, instead of... Cuba.

 

[FinnSven]

Keffals is not a communist, no matter what he thinks.

So how long before he resorts to being a cam girl when his griftings run out and he has to be the breadwinner in his polycule?

 

[Aria]

Nah that he's lost his "precious" blue check mark how long before he logs onto his main and rants on about the evil capatilist billionaire that is Elon musk?

 

[AMHOLIO]

He kicked the habit, but not because he went to rehab, most likely he just ran out of money and spent a full time in abstinence. He's gonna go back to it any moment once he gets money again.

I assume he kicked his cocaine habit like a turboneet kicks a hygiene habit: there was never one to kick out in the first place and it was really heroin or other opiod. Do we have sufficient cocaine evidence since e always seemed like he was on downers?

 

[F13 Key]

The secret account is going to be a source of never-ending amusement and we don't even need to be able to see it.

Yeah! Fuck all these people demanding accountability for the 100 grand scam, and questioning whether you're really rehabilitated when you blame your addiction on others!

More references to planning to move overseas.

Whining that people are judgy of him for being a drug addicted nigger. You wanted to be the hero of the internet so bad Luke, with online fame comes online scrutiny.

These make me speculate he's planning to return but will just be doing YouTube vlog essays instead of livestreams. He's buckling under the weight of online criticism.

 

[under_scores]

The @ will likely be changed or account remade if and when this breaks containment so:

1. Archive everything replied to that account, in threads with that account, and all other accounts names, for starters.
2. Get innocuous-looking proxy accounts following the biggest pals of Keffals' private (though perhaps steer clear of the small ones as they'll sniff out new followers), so if they go private themselves you can still view their tweets, their replies, and thus perhaps their replies to the next Keffals private account.
3. Sometimes, Twitter will still show results for an account by searching an old @, even if it's been changed. This can sniff out the new @. Returning to the links of (a varied selection of) tweets in reply to said accounts can also work. Therefore, it is possible to find the new @ and search that, and so on.

Though I have no doubt some sperg will or has already leaked this information, to say nothing of the likelihood an orbiter monitors this thread, breadcrumbs can still be followed once the shut it down call is given.

 

[Solid Hyrax]

-snip-

Amazing write-up neco.

To the absolute surprise of no one (other than maybe Lucas' retarded followers) the rehab story was a cover up. Lucas's personality wouldn't even let him try to better himself. He is only going to get worse habits and aggregating them all until it all comes crashing down.

 

[Swole McPole]

Funny how this commie would move to Ireland, a capitalist country with the -allegedly- most growing economy, instead of... Cuba.

I believe he's moving to Northern Island, an utter shithole that couldn't make money to save it's fucking life and has depended on England for gibs for the last 60 or 70 years.

Think Cuba run by Ian Paisley rather than Castro. Hopefully the paramilitaries are still in the business of kneecapping degenerates.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Nigger lost his cover story and coveted Blue Checkmark in a day



The Mango Ranch is supreme once again

 

[LimeRikki]

Have some slant rhymes*

Keffy "quit" drugs and booze
His ego: so fucking bruised
Can't sell his farts
Hey, where's his checkmark?
What else has he got to lose?

*

Spoiler

Happy 4/20

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Keffals is not a communist, no matter what he thinks.

What are you talking about? Communism is when society pays Keffals for their positive contributions to society, like their streams, or their fart porn.
Surely that's how a communism works!