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Doesn't really mean anything when the checkmark was lost because of Musk phasing the whole thing out instead of Keffals losing it to some pointless twitter drama.
Also can't you still just pay for it? What's stopping Keffals from just shoving 8 bucks into Musk's moon crater?
 
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YayLasagna said:
Doesn't really mean anything when the checkmark was lost because of Musk phasing the whole thing out instead of Keffals losing it to some pointless twitter drama.
Also can't you still just pay for it? What's stopping Keffals from just shoving 8 bucks into Musk's moon crater?
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You’re wrong. Not factually wrong, but spiritually wrong. That checkmark used to mean something - it was received by Lucas for being the puppet figurehead of the DropKiwiFarms campagin. You couldn’t just pay a few bucks to get it (Unless it was 50K) You had to be in on the libshit crowd and the journos.

It was a symbol of him being the king of the mountain for a day or two. Being on the news, being supported by everyone…..and now it’s gone, just like the rest of his attention, fanbase, and relevance.

Buying a checkmark won’t get what his old one meant back. Just like he can’t get back what he once had by lying and grifting a bunch of troons.
 
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Keffals is the true tranny icarus: flew too close to the Farms and burned himself to a crisp loosing everything he thought was important. and now has to live with the fact that people can call him Lucas again without repercussion. Might be better if he quits the internet all toigether. But then he would be out of "work". As if this commie idiot knows anything about real work
 
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He Found Captain Winky said:
The junkie defense might work once or twice on gullible wokesters but since it’s not the drugs but Lucas own personality that makes him an intolerable prick, it will only shield him so long until everyone turns on him again.
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I'm pretty sure it will work a few times. Knowing him, he will come back, wait for a bit, and then start stirring shit again in a desperate attempt to salvage the remains of his past fame (maybe we will even see another attack on the site because of this). When that backfires, he will shout "B-BUT I'M A FORMER DRUG ADDICT!!!! HOW CAN PEOPLE DO THIS TO ME??? I'M GOING TO RELAPSE IF THE HATE DOESN'T STOP!!!", and everyone will side with him out of pity. However, after the 88th time he tries to hide behind this excuse, it will no longer work on the majority of people because it will be clear that he made zero attempt at improving himself.
 
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Featured on Apr 21, 2023 by Null: Keffals may have gone to North Ireland to live in a gay polycule instead of attending rehab, according to a user with an anime avatar.
'A Tale of Moving and Marriage Proposals'​
Disclaimer: It should be noted that since Keffals secret Twitter account is private I'm effectively having to read tea leaves to attempt to work out what is being discussed etc, this involves potentially inserting my own opinions and biases into this shit game of Broken Telephone.

Prelude and Background Information; 'EU Passports and Twitter galore':
The Secret Twitter Account:
So it seems old habits die hard and Keffals is still addicted to Twitter, I stumbled upon Keffals secret private Twitter account on Sunday, I kept that information under my hat for a nearly a week to collect info. Borpaspin is the emote that sometimes plays during Keffals AFK breaks, paired with a post from one of the followers that basically acknowledges that it's Keffals account
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It has been active and posting since April 12th, during which time it has racked up 189 posts, which means an average of 23 tweets a day, So the social media addiction wasn't addressed in rehab it seems.
It wasn't that hard to find since all of the Keffals mods follow it... all apart from EFNO curiously, I did wonder if they'd had a falling out actually, but more on that later, for now here is Keffals pictured in Ireland with EFNO to jog anyone's memory.
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The EU Passport:
Keffals revealed awhile ago they're eligable for Italian Citizenship because his Italian grandparents gave birth to his mother prior to becoming a Canadian citizen. Keffals has expressed the desire to get an EU passport multiple times and it seems this is now being something actively worked towards.
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The Fabled Ireland Trip:
Recap: Awhile ago I posted this which I clipped from a stream 12 days before Keffals disappeared into "Rehab".
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I wondered whether that trip had been delayed/pushed back due to "Rehab" because I saw some posts talking about exchanging some money from goosebucks into potatoeuros. It made sense at the time and could be easily explained away, including general talk of having EFNO block Youtube Live Chat on Keffals computer, innocent enough stuff.
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Just a casual trip to Ireland, nothing really to write home about, until it all clicked into place and made a lot of sense which leads us onto...

The Main Act; 'Moving and Ireland'
The KeffalsxEFNO relationship theory:
I pride myself in being one of the earliest proponents of the "Keffals and EFNO had relations whilst Keffals was in Ireland" theory, something that I considered back in September, a theory which as time progressed had more and more people subscribing to it. This was mainly due to the possibility of some sort of reverse Nightingale Effect where Keffals begins to become emotionally dependent on his "savior".
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This mainly gained traction because before going on holiday to Ireland Keffals happily had a fiance who Keffals couldn't wait to see once they got to Ireland a few weeks after Keffals "fled", this ultimately turned into Keffals breaking things off with the fiance soon after.
In the 6 months since this Keffals and EFNO have hardly been apart, Twitchcon, EFNO visiting Keffals in London ON in October, Keffals visiting EFNO again in Ireland in December and then finally the planned trip to Ireland again in March.

I ultimately discarded this theory in the end after working out that EFNO was still with their partner "Finn", which as a good Christian boyo I figured would make any relations unfeasible.
Turns out I may have been painfully wrong, especially since Keffals has already been in a poly relationship before.

Going back to it being weird that EFNO was the only mod who isn't following Keffals new private account, I stumble upon this, which is Keffals replying to EFNO's secret private account, so I guess they didn't fall out after all.
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Moving:
It seems Keffals is moving somewhere.... I wonder where...I wonder whether Ireland has bad ping
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And finally, it's time for
The Pièce de résistance; 'Marriage Talk'
I'll just let the pictures do most of the work here. Some of the earliest posts mentioning the private Twitter account are referencing marriage and unions though, they've also been posting "Come out ye Black & Tans" a popular IRA song, so subtle...
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There's also these, if it's a joke they've been carrying it on quite awhile now
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By my count this would be Keffals 3rd fiance in 3 years, I recall there being a different one in 2020 before Alex.

I wonder whether EFNO's private account has any helpful information that can help to flesh this picture out more though
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It seems EFNO was posting and talking about getting someone a VISA ... I wonder why EFNO was requesting help sorting out someones VISA in the middle of March, Keffals was supposedly in strict rehab at this time.

TL;DR: My best theory with all of this evidence is that Keffals went to Ireland in March instead of rehab, proposed to EFNO and is planning on moving to Ireland to live in a poly-amorous relationship with EFNO and "Finn".
Or even if the marriage thing is a gag they're all really committed to, Keffals is moving to Ireland to live with EFNO and Finn, hence the "Ellen and two retards" comment, Keffals isn't converting the money from Canadian to Euro for some trip, we're talking the entire lot. Which probably means that the "Suing of the Canadian Police" is officially dead also.

This is 8 days worth of information, I condensed it as much as I could, I know it's massively TL;DR, especially with the whole Keffals checkmark thing, which for the record Keffals knows about but I'm not making this any longer! I already cut out a lot of things.
Imagine though, this could have been kept secret if Keffals wasn't addicted to Twitter likes, even from the close circle of orbiters, should've just created a small private Discord to chat
 
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Punished Neco said:
The Secret Twitter Account:
So it seems old habits die hard and Keffals is still addicted to Twitter, I stumbled upon Keffals secret private Twitter account on Sunday, I kept that information under my hat for a nearly a week to collect info. Borpaspin is the emote that sometimes plays during Keffals AFK breaks, paired with a post from one of the followers that basically acknowledges that it's Keffals account
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Semper Fucking Fi my nigga. Incredible work.

You make a good point, and honestly it makes a lot of sense. There’s no fucking way Lucas actually went to rehab and we’ve all known it since day one, because it would require self reflection and that’s impossible for him.

Will it happen? Maybe. Will it backfire and end as every other one has? Probably.

Will it be hilarious?
Absolutely.
 
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Punished Neco said:
The Secret Twitter Account:
So it seems old habits die hard and Keffals is still addicted to Twitter
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Now hold on just a minute, are you STALKING a wholsum transgirl who is down on her luck? How dare you.
Absolute fucking retard. Old habits do indeed die hard, but this fucking nigger isn't even trying to kick them, he is downright embracing them at this point.
Also, great work. This is quality milk.
 
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