Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Providence said:
Does Lucas regret poking the hornet’s nest? His entire life has been upheaved, he’s lost the social and financial support of (many of) his fellow paraphilics. His dear old mum has been pestered. He‘ll never have another GoFundMe be remotely that successful, and he raced through the money. He’s lower than square one now. And here we sit, same as before, talking the same shit.

Its unlikely he would ever admit it, but I think he regrets it. Deeply. Too bad he’ll never talk about what he really learned.

What a dumb nigger.
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Lucas still has the mental faculties of a 14 year old boy going through his edgy phase. He doesn’t think of the consequences of his actions. It’s all coomer instant gratification.
 
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Punished Neco said:
I mean.... Keffals is supposed to be doing a monthly Patreon exclusive stream, something that Keffals has neglected to do for 5 months now (November was the last), probably fair to give a pass.
So returning in 2 weeks on April 30th, with normal regular streams not really returning for a further 2 weeks ontop of that.
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Honestly was not expecting to see Keffals essentially be gone for another 3-4 weeks, really got to make sure the hate from the Cancellation Arc has fully gone away I guess.

Keff also updated the Twitter bio and profile picture, not sure why they decided to use the most grainy ass camera for it but eh.
Keffals has decided to grow out and return to brown hair from the looks of it, it was something that was mentioned on stream before the departure.
Also it's hard to tell just from the face and I'm going to have egg on my face if I'm wrong but it looks like Keffals has lost a bit of weight, not a great deal but the face looks slightly thinner, probably something to do with not ordering DoorDash 2 times a day like was happening before.
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Edit: Just found something and dove down quite a deep rabbit hole, that's all I'm going to say about that.
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so just going by his profile picture change i can already tell his plan is to come back as a reformed former addict. like many others he is gonna use him being an addict as another way to gain victim points along with being a troon.

from now on any time he says something people take issue with or things get too hot to handle in general he will just slink into a corner and casually make a comment about how hard it is not to relapse when so many terrible people are attacking him in bad faith.

i do think he lost a bit of weight but you gotta keep in mind that keffals has never really had a fat face his fat is more in the stomach area he is also posing at an angle which may be why he looks thinner.

in my opinion he looks like he actually got some sleep more than anything. that might just be the lighting or whatever though.
 
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He Found Captain Winky said:
Well since all Lucas does is sleep, drugs and malding on the internet. When he cuts two of those things out of his schedule for two months all he really would do is sleep.
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Bold of you to assume he cut 2 of those.... Or hell, even one of those.

E: not hard to be fucked up on a sock account still cruising Twitter and such
 
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Providence said:
Does Lucas regret poking the hornet’s nest? His entire life has been upheaved, he’s lost the social and financial support of (many of) his fellow paraphilics. His dear old mum has been pestered. He‘ll never have another GoFundMe be remotely that successful, and he raced through the money. He’s lower than square one now. And here we sit, same as before, talking the same shit.

Its unlikely he would ever admit it, but I think he regrets it. Deeply. Too bad he’ll never talk about what he really learned.

What a dumb nigger.
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He wasn't held at gunpoint. No one was forcing him to attack KF other than his fear of more people learning of his shady past. In a desperate attempt to get rid of all the evidence proving his insanity (and probably to get even more fame), he successfully invoked the dreaded Streisand effect, thus damaging his reputation even further. No wonder he is abusing alcohol and other substances, he voluntarily dove headfirst into an ocean of shit and drowned.
  • He lost his "job", meaning that he can't live a life of luxury from the money his catboys donate to him using their parents' credit cards
    • His popularity faded away as a result
      • Which deactivated his JoJo Stand, "The Ratio"
  • Since he backstabbed the commie party, he can no longer rejoin it to grift
  • For a brief period of time, he lost his Twitter account, turns out the mods didn't appreciate his rape threats
  • He lost the Catboy Ranch because it garnered too much attention in the public eye
    • Which lost him his honeypot of minors to groom
  • He had to stop sponsoring the DIY hormone drug site because people (rightfully) called him out on shilling illegal shit to kids
  • He lost a huge chunk of his supporters
  • His reputation is in shambles
  • The evil nazi terrorist website prevailed, allowing anyone to take a peek into his fucked up past
    • His failed attempt at taking down KF gave its users another reason to make fun of him
  • Finally, he is still not a woman
As pointed out by @He Found Captain Winky, he will blame the consequences of his own actions on KF, instead of taking a look in the mirror and seeing a man look back at him saying "damn, maybe I fucked up" to himself. At this point saying that his existence is pure misery doesn't even begin to describe it.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
Thread poll on how quickly Luke relapses? I vote within 6 months.
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If you want to see signs that recovery actually happened, watch for religious talk. All Anon programs fix addiction with “your own god” but all the literature says “Jesus.”

If there’s no “The Universe/Jesus/Mother Earth” talk, there’s no recovery.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
so just going by his profile picture change i can already tell his plan is to come back as a reformed former addict. like many others he is gonna use him being an addict as another way to gain victim points along with being a troon.

from now on any time he says something people take issue with or things get too hot to handle in general he will just slink into a corner and casually make a comment about how hard it is not to relapse when so many terrible people are attacking him in bad faith.
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True but he also moved himself in a corner with the junkie defense.

Lucas and his cult absolutely will use the junkie defense everytime Lucas fucks shit up. Every single time. But the more often he uses this defense the more it will lose it's weight while the pressure to actually do better increases.

It's like crying for help bc wolves when there are no wolves.

Lucas won't do better anytime bc he is a true narcissist and like a true narcissist he enjoys the attention way too much. He craves for attention. He want's to be a big player, a big streamer, a big troon activist.

Drugs may fuck you up but to quote Twitter wokies "drugs don't make you racist or ableist". People already pointed that out and we are only at the very beginning of the junkie Lucas arc.

Coming out as a junkie was the dumbest move he could do.
 
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Onni Kalsarikännit said:
True but he also moved himself in a corner with the junkie defense.

Lucas and his cult absolutely will use the junkie defense everytime Lucas fucks shit up. Every single time. But the more often he uses this defense the more it will lose it's weight while the pressure to actually do better increases.

It's like crying for help bc wolves when there are no wolves.

Lucas won't do better anytime bc he is a true narcissist and like a true narcissist he enjoys the attention way too much. He craves for attention. He want's to be a big player, a big streamer, a big troon activist.

Drugs may fuck you up but to quote Twitter wokies "drugs don't make you racist or ableist". People already pointed that out and we are only at the very beginning of the junkie Lucas arc.

Coming out as a junkie was the dumbest move he could do.
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The junkie defense might work once or twice on gullible wokesters but since it’s not the drugs but Lucas own personality that makes him an intolerable prick, it will only shield him so long until everyone turns on him again.
 
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The precious checkmark is gone.
 
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The precious checkmark is gone.
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Imagine you’re me, and you alogged this smug asshole at the height of drop kiwi farms where he thought he was the Eunuch King of Twitter.

Now you randomly say “Haven’t read Luke’s thread in awhile, why not check in”.

This is the first thing you see - Lucas now has no checkmark.

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It’s a sweet, sweet fucking day folks. And he’s even a retarded drug addict and everyone knows it. It is so fucking over, Lucas.
 
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