Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Russtalgia...
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But it was a Chinese news outlet that made that photo into something truly legendary...

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Throwback to the time period when Russell still had hair.

 

[Schwarzwald]

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Ahh, yes. Brings me back to when I met my wife by noticing the bag the cute girl was carrying was bigger than she was. Being a gentleman, I, of course, offered to carry it for her. She took me up on it, and the rest is history!

She fit inside perfectly, was lighter than expected, and eventually stopped struggling. I think it was my forwardness and clever, inside-the-bag thinking that attracted her to me in the first place.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I think he's attracted to her tininess. Make's him feel like less of a pipsqueak.

Oh he can feel like a big man next to the tiny Asian woman?

Yeah that works.

Ahh, yes. Brings me back to when I met my wife by noticing the bag the cute girl was carrying was bigger than she was. Being a gentleman, I, of course, offered to carry it for her. She took me up on it, and the rest is history!

She fit inside perfectly, was lighter than expected, and eventually stopped struggling. I think it was my forwardness and clever, inside-the-bag thinking that attracted her to me in the first place.

Except there's no way Studly Rusty could manage to carry her in that bag regardless. He's a pipsqueak with barely any muscle to speak of.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I never really paid attention to his suit before but... that looks like he slept in it.

When you wash your suits in the bathtub, they're not going to be in particularly pristine condition.

 

[StinkySnack]

Throwback to the time period when Russell still had hair.

A full set, at that.

 

[Walking Clock]

I think he's attracted to her tininess. Make's him feel like less of a pipsqueak.

Taylor Swift is 5’11. Russ *claims* to be 5’8. There are overall well adjusted men who’d still have a problem being shorter than their partner. I doubt it ever occurred to Russ during his wooing efforts that Taylor would be taller than him and everyone would notice it when they’re seen/photographed together.

 

[Fatal Walter]

I'm talking about Russell again and I find it absolutely hilarious how surprised he was that his social media posts would be brought up in court when he sued Ariana Grande. Like that wasn't what the same attorney did to him in the Taylor Swift lawsuit.

 

[StinkySnack]

I'm talking about Russell again and I find it absolutely hilarious how surprised he was that his social media posts would be brought up in court when he sued Ariana Grande. Like that wasn't what the same attorney did to him in the Taylor Swift lawsuit.

He's surprised ANY time something negative is brought up about him in ANY venue. You're supposed to give Russell what he wants, not counter his demands with evidence of his nefarious words and actions. He was just having PTSD and anxiety when he said and did those things anyways.

 

[Drowningman]

Remember the hired dancer for the AGT audition video..she posted a video and Russ has to try to woo her even though she has a serious relationship man in her life. But to Russ that doesn't matter.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Remember the hired dancer for the AGT audition video..she posted a video and Russ has to try to woo her even though she has a serious relationship man in her life. But to Russ that doesn't matter.

Wonder if she even responds to him.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

I think Russ's afraid of Fatal Walter because he knows normies don't read kiwifarms so it's no threat to his image, but Youtube actually shows up in search results and people watch it

 

[moseph.jartelli]

I think Russ's afraid of Fatal Walter because he knows normies don't read kiwifarms so it's no threat to his image, but Youtube actually shows up in search results and people watch it

Russ is too retarded to have that deep of an analysis.

 

[RodgerDodger]

The lawsuits are insane, but he has learned some things from them, like don't try to sue celebrities. He stopped trying to sue Taylor Swift after a few, unsuccessful attempts.

He learned nothing. The whole point of his recent AGT lawsuit was to put him where he could woo Heidi Klum to suck him his peepee.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He learned nothing. The whole point of his recent AGT lawsuit was to put him where he could woo Heidi Klum to suck him his peepee.

That was the funniest part of the whole debacle! "Just let me perform in front of Heidi Klum and let her decide!" Yeah, sure, they're going to put someone with a history of stalking in the same room as a female celebrity said stalker is fixated on, and risk a negligence lawsuit, or worse, their hot property leaving the show. As soon as he said that, he sealed his fate. There was no way they'd let him on. If he somehow won the suit, they'd just cancel the show saying it was worthless now that people could just sue their way onto it.

 

[Pee Cola]

There are artists (including amateurs like Russ) who release entire albums more frequently than Russ releases 90-second singles.

King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard released 5 studio albums in 2022. I wonder how many more KGLW albums will be released until Russhole finally drops his latest extended jingle?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I think Russ's afraid of Fatal Walter because he knows normies don't read kiwifarms so it's no threat to his image, but Youtube actually shows up in search results and people watch it

It's simpler than that: Russell cannot stand it when people talk about him in less than glowing terms. He especially hates it when he can't control the platform (he used to disable his Facebook comments when he couldn't police them).

 

[The Great Citracett]

It's simpler than that: Russell cannot stand it when people talk about him in less than glowing terms. He especially hates it when he can't control the platform (he used to disable his Facebook comments when he couldn't police them).

I remember that.

He used to completely disable his Facebook account entirely if he had to be away for any amount of time for work, sleep, etc.

Early on we just thought he was ragequitting, which of course he was, but then it turned out he was just trying to control comments and reacts.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Early on we just thought he was ragequitting, which of course he was, but then it turned out he was just trying to control comments and reacts.

Which is why he'll never, ever make an account here to "explain." He can't help but make himself look bad in trying to defend his actions, and he won't post any place where he can't memory hole his outbursts.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

I hope Russell follows through on his threat to make his next book "Why I sued a bunch of Internet Weirdoes"

Imagine a Why I sued Taylor Swift style Russ book about the Kiwifarms suit, telling the harrowing tale of how John Smith took on the Kiwiorchards just to harass him like he did by representing Taylor Swift, Anna, and the mentally ill girl, to nurse a 6 year old grudge. And he had a rock solid case, too, but Hitler in lederhosen bribed the judge to drop it.

But that wasn't the end, dear friend, because he appealed, and two angel lawyers represented him probono because he was so clearly in the right! They took it to 9th circuit court in Denver, where Russ finally had his revenge as John Smith made a fool of himself, appearing disheveled and sleep deprived before the judges, while his own lawyers, like unto angels, made the case clear, all interspersed with Russ fantasies of stabbing people and kicking them out of HIS TOWER! It either ends with his victory when the 9th circuit reopens the case, or BA judges getting bribed by Hitler in lederhosen again.

Would he reiterate the lies that Kiwiorchards bombed Ken and made Bailey kill herself, or has he forgotten those lies? Either way, there'd no doubt be a slew of new lies, like the Orchards secretly being behind every one of his lolyer's delays, and several more attempts on his life, maybe even a sequence ala John Wick Chapter 4 where Null hires every assassin in Denver to kill them before they reach the courthouse by sunrise!

The Taylor Swift book wasn't just about that case, but an excuse to explain his whole life story, including his school shooting threat, his mission, why he sued a hooker, and an addendum on why he sued "Anna", so we know in a sequel he would have to explain why the mentally ill girl got him convicted no worse than a parking ticket, leading smoothly into why Kiwi Orchards was wrong to call her one of his "victimS" when she was only his second victim and he wasn't convicted yet, as well as his side of the America's Got Talent suit and how unfair it was that they brought into it his history of suing hookers and celebrities

 

[Walking Clock]

Speaking of trying to control comments and reacts, here’s the legendary Saylor Twift Saga from The Best of Russ Archive.