Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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His Boston accent is becoming progressively more infuriating the older he gets.
It's at the point where it's stopped sounding like a natural manner of speech, and instead sounds like someone who's insanely proud of the place he's from that he puts all of his effort into making the accent sound as pronounced as possible so that it ends up sounding like satire of the way those people speak.
 
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"Hey guys it is not rigging because the oligarchy are just making sure that one of their own is elected. Also, don't forget Hilary is a woman."

Wikileaks and Snowden are Putin shills who likes Trump more than Hilary not that Bob pays attention to anything beyond lefty social media news-feeds.
 
Wikileaks and Snowden are Putin shills who likes Trump more than Hilary not that Bob pays attention to anything beyond lefty social media news-feeds.

Trump does have a convenient habit of focusing on issues on the Putin-favorable side. I'm sure Putin is thrilled to hear Trump would abandon our NATO allies if Russia attacked them.
 
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"Hey guys it is not rigging because the oligarchy are just making sure that one of their own is elected. Also, don't forget Hilary is a woman."

Wikileaks and Snowden are Putin shills who likes Trump more than Hilary not that Bob pays attention to anything beyond lefty social media news-feeds.
In Bob's head, being concerned about government surveillance and overreach = "white tech bro" horseshit. Jesus Christ does he suck at hiding his kiss-ass attitudes.
 
His Boston accent is becoming progressively more infuriating the older he gets.

It's at the point where it's stopped sounding like a natural manner of speech, and instead sounds like someone who's insanely proud of the place he's from that he puts all of his effort into making the accent sound as pronounced as possible so that it ends up sounding like satire of the way those people speak.

It's like He's trying to stop being a person and turn Himself in a Mario-like character:but instead of being jolly and reassuring,He just came out as a morbid and grotesque basement dweller
 
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If it wasnt for this being the internet spazfest that it is, he'd be screaming at it like pixels. The only difference is that you can use Sandler as a punching bag for views, you can't use ghostbusters cause women.
This is what Twitter does to a man, can't shake the feeling if there wasn't an easy platform for women to call him misogynistic and a gamergater then he'd have done this exactly like Pixels (Pays the bills too right?). But instead we have to have this milquetoast "Oh it was never going to be good because remaking this film is bad for some reason, but it's actually ok-ish/10 sorta"

Also can't stop laughing at how these overweight neckbeards like him and Dobson have to use gay pride flags as their Twitter avatars because they know they'd be attacked or disregarded by the women they tweet at if they used their actual faces. "I-I-I-I'm not like the other guys.."
 
I can tell you right now that his voice has always sounded like a whinny Bostoner. It's just only been getting worse as time goes on. Just like his views and opinions.
Wasn't he born in Brooklyn?

Either way, he's exactly the type of hateful Yankee cuntrag who's going to be chained like a boat anchor to Dixielanders who wind up in hell and need to suffer severely.

Seeing as how they're both at a roughly equal stage of diabetic progression, I figure he'll get bolted to Paula Deen.
 
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Here's an interview with Matt & Trey where they talk about the last season of South Park and how it specifically targeted people like Bob: http://www.vulture.com/2016/07/trey-parker-matt-stone-comic-con.html
Vulture said:
It was fascinating to watch liberals and progressives react to P.C. Principal, because he was provocative in a way your characters hadn’t been in a while. You’d see people who were fine with horrific obscenity but who saw you lampooning this character and went, “Maybe Matt and Trey have gone too far this time.”

Stone: And it’s easiest for us to put that in because there is that kind of performative, online, white man that just goes crazy. That’s the guy we can make fun of the easiest and the most effectively. We know that guy. And that’s Trey’s impression of a frat boy, which is just funny. There are people like that who exist, but a character’s a character for a reason — it’s a ridiculous mashup.

Parker: Everyone knows that guy.
 

Here's an interview with Matt & Trey where they talk about the last season of South Park and how it specifically targeted people like Bob: http://www.vulture.com/2016/07/trey-parker-matt-stone-comic-con.html
Funny how the guy who shits his pants and cries about all video games not being Mario 3 is mocking someone for being "an aging man in an evolving world."
 
Funny how the guy who shits his pants and cries about all video games not being Mario 3 is mocking someone for being "an aging man in an evolving world."
It's hard to take anything seriously from a guy who wrote a book sperging about SMB3, dresses like Mario and Captain N, and makes shitty YouTube videos with even shittier green screen effects.
 
"Essh! Some people just don't keep up with the times!"
"Did it occur to you that PC 10 years ago is very different from PC today?"
"Huh?"

Bob "Hermann Goering 2.0" Chipman says, "But, "PC", for it's faults, is the way forward into a superior world."

Does he not read aloud what he tweets?! (:_(

I thought the way into a superior world is through warp pipes?
 
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