Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Mr Moonface said:
"No evidence"

The dummy actually admitted his guilt the second the cops started talking with him. It's all in the report. He really is a tard.
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Tomlinson Technicality: there was no physical evidence, just his admission. Words are not physical, therefore it's not evidence. Checkmate, atalker.
 
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Meat Target said:
The brothermen have given me so many keks that I've started listening to old supercuts of Opie & Anthony. It does not disappoint. It's like Kiwi Farms before Kiwi Farms.
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Brotherman here. 2006-2010 were the golden years imo. Anything before that is hacky shock jock shit, anything after is Nana going on a racist tangent for 2 hours whilst Opie plays Candy Crush. The 8 track porn tapes are one of my personal favourites that still hold up. Also you should check out Ron & Fez, there is an O&A crossover there but R&F were superior imo.
 
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Welf Welf said:
I really enjoy the idea of a few dozen fans of a decade-gone radio show infiltrating a police department just to send welfare checks to the hovel. It's such a fatly bizarre notion, only someone feloniously obese could have come up with it.
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These same nutjobs spend all day sperging on Twitter about “dangerous conspiracy theorists” without a hint of irony.
 
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Elderly Homosexual Negro said:
Brotherman here. 2006-2010 were the golden years imo. Anything before that is hacky shock jock shit, anything after is Nana going on a racist tangent for 2 hours whilst Opie plays Candy Crush. The 8 track porn tapes are one of my personal favourites that still hold up. Also you should check out Ron & Fez, there is an O&A crossover there but R&F were superior imo.
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So far, I've only heard their reactions to Mel Gibson's tapes and episodes of Hoarders. I love their idea of a hoarders game show, where they get a suitcase and 10 minutes to gather their most prized possessions, before their shithole houses are torched.
 
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Pat should probably lay off the Atrazine, it may fix his flamboyance issues.

Also, you got to be more subtle with the SpaceX shit. While I agree that PCJ Meat Rocket would be a great name for the next gen of an actual space rocket, it's a corpo bullshit, it wont't fly(tehehe).
 
Piggy has had enough of being questioned about the time he threatened to murder his wife and daughter:

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Mr Moonface said:
Piggy has had enough of being questioned about the time he threatened to murder his wife and daughter:

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For those not keeping tabs: this Hildy shitstain told Dan in an email that the Rascals are worse than non-offending pedophiles, because the Rascals actually do "bad" things.

By his logic, Paul Weimer sitting in his car strokin' it to kids on the playground across the street is less immoral than calling someone fat on the internet.

Hildy, like Fatrick, is also a notable fedora-tipper in the Milwaukee scifi community.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Piggy has had enough of being questioned about the time he threatened to murder his wife and daughter:

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Eric I’ve had enough of you ASKING LOGICAL QUESTIONS and trying to get to the FACTS. STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT MY CRIMINAL HISTORY!

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I’VE HAD TO LIE ABOUT MY POLICE REPORT? DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA.

Fatrick then told Eric Hildeman to leave, and never return.

In all serious he sounds unhinged rn. Is this normal reactions? He really, really can’t stand people questioning his narrative.
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NGL that is a damn nice rack. And it really pisses all these people off that one of the Nazi stlkaers Has a hot wife. Goes against the narrative.

What I’m trying to say is — Would.
 
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Elderly Homosexual Negro said:
Brotherman here. 2006-2010 were the golden years imo. Anything before that is hacky shock jock shit, anything after is Nana going on a racist tangent for 2 hours whilst Opie plays Candy Crush. The 8 track porn tapes are one of my personal favourites that still hold up. Also you should check out Ron & Fez, there is an O&A crossover there but R&F were superior imo.
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Ron and Fez were definitely better, but any O&A compilation with Colin Quinn is worth listening to.

Look up "Ron & Fez Skippy the Talking Cat", it's my favorite example of their incredibly uncomfortable style. Fez had slowly been going breakdown-level crazy over the course of a few years to the point he could barely talk on the show without crying. Someone suggested he get a cat, and he did, and told everyone the cat talks to him, so they told him to bring the cat into the studio so he could prove it.
 
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Rick's Beef Wellington said:
Ron and Fez were definitely better, but any O&A compilation with Colin Quinn is worth listening to.

Look up "Ron & Fez Skippy the Talking Cat", it's my favorite example of their incredibly uncomfortable style. Fez had slowly been going breakdown-level crazy over the course of a few years to the point he could barely talk on the show without crying. Someone suggested he get a cat, and he did, and told everyone the cat talks to him, so they told him to bring the cat into the studio so he could prove it.
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I listened to O&A all day every day for like 10 or so years and never really bothered with R&F outside an entry level. However, around 2016 i started listening back to a lot of R&F and it was just a lot better imo. R&F wasn't as "comedy centric" as O&A and the humour was a slow burn but the show was amazing, a relatively normal show could steer into absurd surrealism in a matter of minutes lol. The Billy Staples & ESD eras were the best.
 
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Meat Target said:
To the trolls and atalkers, he's the defiant Real Life Tough Guy. To his ballwashers on Twitter, he's a poor, put-upon victim.
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It's exactly that. In texts he's being the threatening tough guy with the police on his side, on Twitter he's being the poor victim of The Left's current enemies - the alt-right, trolls, local police. His Twitter persona as a tough manly man who solves all his own problems you'd think would be at odds with that, but that would require any of his real followers to be sane or smart.

As an aside, which bomb threat did torswats take credit for, was it specified? Because the convention one never happened and was just Pat's lies, but if it's the concert one then I like the idea of Pat/Niki's mother vastly overpaying for a film screening, expecting for it to be interrupted so he can claim the ticket price back - but the guy gets the wrong venue so he's left seething during the film as it never gets interrupted.
 
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AnOminous said:
Depends on whether you view Dan as a truth-teller. I'm kind of on the bench on that one.
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The exam skipping intel didn’t come from Dan. It came from Quasi.

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I like the idea of Pat/Niki's mother vastly overpaying for a film screening, expecting for it to be interrupted so he can claim the ticket price back - but the guy gets the wrong venue so he's left seething during the film as it never gets interrupted.
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And he did it because he wanted to impress us with the price of those tickets.

Every spergout from Pat is a love letter to us.

Mr Moonface said:
Piggy has had enough of being questioned about the time he threatened to murder his wife and daughter:
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Hmm. For some reason it upsets him when people ask about the time he was convicted of making terroristic (death) threats against his wife and infant daughter.

What a bunch of snowflakes. That was three years ago! No one cares!
 
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