🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Simmons is getting a little more handsy now, keeps rubbing his neck and head. He is a little to into this role.
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"your going to eat that foreskin"
"your going to put that foreskin in that pussy"
 
Jontent update. He is currently posed in the most confident Andrew Tate pose whilst sharing his knowledge about how he would handle a fight.
Oh god, that's the stupid finger pose Andrew Tate does all the time. He did it while getting arrested in Romania. Jon is doing it while talking about "negative enewgy." Jon is so obsessed with Tate that he's adopting his mannerisms. Vance is busy planning the sketch, so Mauro had to step in and humor Jon's delusions in the kitchen in his stead.

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Simmons is 100% getting in the USA social elite circle after this stellar performance no doubts about it
 
I think people are willing to forgive a hiccup like this if it has a fast turnaround. Plus, it’s still the workweek. People will really care come tomorrow night. If it’s not fixed by then momentum will slow down but I think there will still be more viewers than expected (if it comes back).
 
Josie is rambling to herself. It sounds like she's timing her words to the pop of the toy she's playing with
"pop her I barely even knew her" is the best I can make out
 
Simmons is the plant confirmed because he's actually funny.

Seriously where the fuck did this improv come from? He's a natural at this sissy rant.
They've been coaching him for hours. It's been at least five hours if not more. He's come a long way. When they first started it literally went like this:

Letta: ok pretend you're broke and can't pay rent
Simmons: but I pay my rent on time every month.
 
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