🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Hiphopopotamus]

Seems like Josie fell asleep in the living room to the sounds of Jon. Jon is in the kitchen helding mario hostage and generating stories faster than chatgpt.

He's whitenoise for her autism since there's no fans in the house.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Did the site die? Can't even log in at the moment.

 

[Christ4President2024]

some absolute gold right now while they rehearse for their comedy sketches. of all the times for the stream to go down

 

[ChunkyKong]

Jesus christ what the fuck is this foreskin rant about....

 

[Aristides]

Jontent update. He is currently posed in the most confident Andrew Tate pose whilst sharing his knowledge about how he would handle a fight.

Spoiler: Top G

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Oh god, that's the stupid finger pose Andrew Tate does all the time. He did it while getting arrested in Romania. Jon is doing it while talking about "negative enewgy." Jon is so obsessed with Tate that he's adopting his mannerisms. Vance is busy planning the sketch, so Mauro had to step in and humor Jon's delusions in the kitchen in his stead.

 

[ChunkyKong]

Did the site die? Can't even log in at the moment.

Yes

 

[Kikkoman]

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[Job the Long-Suffering]

Spoiler: more Damiel ACTUALLY DONT CLICK THIS TIME

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STOP IT RIGHT NOW

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

STOP IT RIGHT NOW

i told you not to click

 

[e1m1]

Simmons is 100% getting in the USA social elite circle after this stellar performance no doubts about it

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

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Simmons is the plant confirmed because he's actually funny.

Seriously where the fuck did this improv come from? He's a natural at this sissy rant.

 

[DustBuns]

Simmons was not this down before I swear my boy CCP got slipped molly or mainlined all of Whose Line.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

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It's over. Letta mind broke him. It's only a matter of time before he troons out. My condolences to Vance for having to endure the sissy hypnosis.

 

[jallsballs]

It took them half a day to groom this guy into troonism.

 

[Aristides]

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I remember when everyone was hoping to see Vance getting it on with one of the girls back on day one when he was sitting next to Violetta and Sylvia on the couch. If only we knew the first time he would get some action in this house of horrors would be getting fondled by a fruity chinaman.

 

[Flex Tape]

I think people are willing to forgive a hiccup like this if it has a fast turnaround. Plus, it’s still the workweek. People will really care come tomorrow night. If it’s not fixed by then momentum will slow down but I think there will still be more viewers than expected (if it comes back).

 

[gildersleeve]

Josie is rambling to herself. It sounds like she's timing her words to the pop of the toy she's playing with
"pop her I barely even knew her" is the best I can make out

 

[Noble Redditor]

Simmons is the plant confirmed because he's actually funny.

Seriously where the fuck did this improv come from? He's a natural at this sissy rant.

They've been coaching him for hours. It's been at least five hours if not more. He's come a long way. When they first started it literally went like this:

Letta: ok pretend you're broke and can't pay rent
Simmons: but I pay my rent on time every month.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

It took them half a day to groom this guy into troonism.

asianmasculinity bros i dont feel so good

 

[pragmatic]

Imagine getting a $30,000 bill from Google because you didn't cache the users chat avatars lmao