Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.5%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.4%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 35 12.5%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 5.0%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 141 50.4%
  • Total voters
    280
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Man, the bad ass arc is going GREAT so far!

So I have a theory right here. He saw the "21+" in that Facebook group name and just assumed based on that that it's some kind of sex party for nerds, so getting laid there would be as easy as dropping a dick pic in a girl's inbox there.

That's all I have to add, I've got nothing more. I'm just crying with laughter, this dude wants to start a family in Japan! You just don't go from this shit to emigrating to a country so strict about foreigners moving in and becoming a father :stress:
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
Japan has a lot to offer. It's convenient as hell for just about anything. You pay your bills at the convenience store. Literally you bring in a bill for your phone or even your taxes, they take the money, stamp it and it's done. 100 yen shops carry actual stuff you'd want to use in your home. And the food there is great. But unless you have a good job waiting for you I don't recommend heading out and hoping for the best.
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How is that more convenient than just paying online?
 
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Wonathan Joss said:
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Man, the bad ass arc is going GREAT so far!

So I have a theory right here. He saw the "21+" in that Facebook group name and just assumed based on that that it's some kind of sex party for nerds, so getting laid there would be as easy as dropping a dick pic in a girl's inbox there.

That's all I have to add, I've got nothing more. I'm just crying with laughter, this dude wants to start a family in Japan! You just don't go from this shit to emigrating to a country so strict about foreigners moving in and becoming a father :stress:
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I mean in the Takoyaki Burning Stream he kept shouting out Colossal Con as "there's a bunch of drunk cosplayers...in bathing suits...it's fun!"

Still working on the edit, by the way. It's 4 hours long, mostly boring as shit, and I've never used editing software before so it might take a little while.
 
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Helmut A Ebne said:
It's never about what he's able to do on his own, he wants to share a room because it means some poor soul is forced to interact with him. He does the same thing with cons that are in the very area he lives.
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It's because he needs to be around people. He wants to be part of the group. He wants people to listen to him sperg about... everything.

If he had his own room he'd literally have to invite people back there. This way there's people already there.

SmugDruggler said:
Not only does this mean we get some great milk, it also means I get to leave the cancer that is this Facebook group I just joined for cow watch. Win win!
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Your sacrifice was not in vain.

Leftists=Pedophiles said:
Damn he was so close to scoring all the hot weeb puss with his perfect dick pic idea of positioning it by his cat. I mean weebs are pretty much furries right? Too bad someone blabbed about his grooming.
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It was the closest thing to pussy he'll ever get.

Akashic Retard said:
How is that more convenient than just paying online?
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Online payments weren't a thing back then in Japan. I don't know if they are now or not but you're never far from a convenience store over there.

Also a tip to anybody that goes, 7/11 ATMs work with your bank card to withdraw cash.
 
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Torricelli said:
I combed through the ColossalCon Discord server looking for any relevant Chibi content. Here are some highlights from the past few days.

Once again, Adam blames KiwiFarms for his woes. He mentions that this thread almost caused him to 'cease to exist'.

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He then reassures everyone he is NOT a pervert. Note this is a whole 48 hours before he's kicked from the group for sending unsolicited nudes.

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His ex-girlfriend (presumably Jalynn) actually stabbed herself because she wasn't getting enough attention.

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Remarkably, she was too much of a loser for Adam.

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Adam complains that he isn't getting enough vacation time at work. Instead of 7 weeks of PTO, he now only has 2 weeks. The horror.

He's still confident the Game Design career is going to pan out.

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He dropped this photo in the NSFW channel.

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During his recent trip to Japan, he and his fellow travelers apparently compared dick sizes.

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I didn't capture everything, but if people want to look through the channel themselves, here's the Invite: link.
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This is a new low, ChibiBros
 
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I've been following him for years, but somehow - I guess through the mercy of ignorance and sporadic reading - I'd never seen chibi's chubby. How nice that I got to change that with one of the most disturbing dick pics I've seen in a while. Lucky lucky.
I don't know what I expected when i clicked 'cat (NSFW)'. Furry porn, maybe. I really didn't know how bad things really were.

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2023 is all about violating boundaries*
 
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Just going to keep posting as I find them. There's a lot of shit to scroll through but I'm bored.

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There's so much wrong with this picture of him I don't even know where to start. Looking slim, pimp! All that gym time is really paying off.

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And another of him fucking his cat.

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Plus some more cringe. I don't feel like editorializing it but I think you boys might enjoy reading it.

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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
How's that working out for you? :story:
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It's going great, apparently. He definitely smashed someone's boundaries.

On the cat thing, to be honest, I never thought Chibi ever wanted to fuck irl animals, even he's above that. But that picture kinda says otherwise, combined with his primal lust for Vaporeon. We'll see if he decides to name his next cat some other foreign name for that Pokemon (isn't it watersu or something in Japan? Probably that) and the alarm bells will really go off.
 
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